As the horror of another Xmas disappears up the arse of time, so we have the next horror show – the New Years Honours List. This year we have a really fun-packed addition of poofters, lesbians, no-hopers and abject failures – just like every other year:
Emily Thornberry becomes a Dame officially – though she has been a pantomime dame for years. She will be carrying her ego and self importance round in her outsize big mama bloomers.
Arise Sir Sadiq Khan, for services to the Sheffield steel industry
Stephen Fry, the obese pompous poofter for services to pseudo-intellectualism and bumfuckery. The latter, I suspect is what swung it for him with Kweer, who seems to have a positive ache for homosexuality. He loves a good poof, inside the cabinet or outside.
Gareth Southgate, with his vacant grin and Rachel from Accounts minge round his chin, rewarded for failure.
The only plus point is despite his gurning like a monkey that had seen a bag of nuts, over-inked David Beckham and his ugly wife didn’t get the bauble they were clearly expecting when they minced into the Kings banquet last month.
Oh dear, how sad – never mind
Nominated by W C Boggs.
I’ve generally got more respect for people who have turned down honours, than those who have accepted them.
I suppose the ultimate refusal was Oliver Cromwell.
Who was offered the Crown 👑 and refused it. 👍
Good morning 🌄 👍
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The only cunt who deserves a honour, is the one who dynamite Downing Street, with all the cunts in it.
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We need a modern day Guy Fawkes, who this time will go through with what was originally intended.
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I’m being given an honour within an hours time.
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Because I’m an honest person, an heir to the throne in my own bathroom which is an homage to myself.
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Most of these people are famous for being dishonest and should never have been given an honour in their lives.
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“Big Nose” should’ve been blacklisted for asking inexperienced piccaninnies to take penalties in a shootout, when guns would have got a better result.
Besides, its hilarious being honoured when the cunt hadn’t achieved fuck all.
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“Big Nose” should’ve been blacklisted for asking inexperienced blackies to take penalties in a shootout, when guns would have got a better result.
Besides, its hilarious being honoured when the cunt hadn’t achieved fuck all.
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