are a cunt.
Here’s the first, foist upon us in the name of the Great Idol, net zero!
To save you the bother, it’s a levy that charges food producers at the front end, and retailers ( your local shop/supermarket) for using packaging that isn’t environmentally friendly.
But!
Who do you think retailers ( large or small) will pass the cost on to?
Gee! Thanks a fucking bunch!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Liebour.Rachel from accounts deserves to be shot at point blank range.Pass on all of their “tax rises” onto the plebs.Bring back Madame Guillotine.
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No way, bayonet practise.
The useless cunt.
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There’s no stealth about it, it’s front and centre, just like every other money-grabbing scheme in Labour history.
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Naturally it’s of no concern to those on the Gravy Train that without the ability to transport food in plastic and other “environmentally damaging” packaging we’d starve to death.
Let the cunts have at it,the more money they pinch out of our pockets the less gets spent in the economy which in turn will cause recession,more tax rises and the end of this latest shower of shite government.
Vote Oven.
Good morning.
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Unkle Terry
Vote Oven
Burn! Burn! Burn!
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Not sure I get the header pic?
GB news Patrick Christy?
Stealth tax? There’s a £22 billion blackhole to make up for!!
They have to tax us for poor Iqbal to come on a dinghy and have a 4* hotel,. priority health care and dentistry.
Money doesn’t grow on trees you know.
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To a trillion pound economy 20 billion should not be hard to find.
Stopping wasting it on shite and funding unwinnable wars would help.
I’ll help them out:
Scrap foreign aid – 14 billion per year.
Stop giving weapons to Israel and the Ukraine – 3 billion per year.
Stop gov funding of ‘charities’. If it gets gov funding, it’s a quango, not a charity – At least 1 billion per year.
Renegotiate PPP on hospital etc (thanks Brown, you fucking muppet) under threat of total default – at least 10 billion per year.
Stop fucking about with ‘spaceships’, satelittes, moon landers, space telescopes, etc etc, there’s more than enough problems on Earth, no need to look on Mars – A billion a year.
Re-introduce a humane work house system and scrap at least 50% of social security -75 billion per year.
I could gone on all day. The outrageous profligacy is literally killing people, and ruining those of millions of others.
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Quite, or……………. let’s give snivel serpents a 5% pay rise instead.
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The £22 billion black hole is what Labour are busy creating.
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They are.Slight of hand.Shit weasels.
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Successive governments have been taxing companies under the green tax banner for a long time. Of course, there are only two possible outcomes, the company passes on the costs to consumers, or it tries to absorb them through redundancies or, ultimately,they go out of business. Small and medium sized enterprises are the first to go – in line with marxist policy. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Some more bollocks from the BBC today . As you may know ,the Stamp Duty thresholds on houses goes down as from April 1st. The duty still starts at a lower point for repeat buyers compared to first time buyers but for those first time buyers it falls from £425,000 to £300,000. The fucking BBC claim that the Halifax say that this will encourage first time buyers. Detailed explanation of this assertion was not forthcoming.
BTW, I seem to recall that pre election,Labour was promising first time buyers grants to help them get onto the housing ladder.
Completely off topic ,have you noticed how many ‘child care experts’ are rushing to support Jess Phillips ? I wonder what honours are being dangled for their support.
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Phillips looks like one of those tarts that man walking his dog in Epping Forest used to find, wearing just one stocking – round her neck
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Or left by the towpath at Hammersmith.
I vaguely remember the cases in Screws of the World.
Morning WC, morning all.
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😂😂 made me grin there WC!👍
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That’s right – for quite a time the heavy hand of suspicion laid firmly on the late boxer Freddie Mills, I remember. The murders ran from 1959 to just before his death in 1965, which itself was high suspicious. I don’t believe he was a killer, and never did. perhaps just a bit too friendly with the Krays. I also remember a trio of murders of tarts in the 1960s all in the autumn and all the victims found under piles of autumn leaves.
Personally, I’d still like to see Yvette Cooper or Bridget Phillipson falling off the back of that potato lorry (“you’re not wearing your tie, Mr. Rust”)
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First time buyers WILL be encouraged because if they delay house purchase the Stamp Duty threshold will be lowered further and they’ll have to pay even more tax.
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But they won’t have a deposit because they spent it on taxes.
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Phillips looks like the lumpen, knock-kneed girl from school, shit at games, thick as mince, awkward, always bumping into furniture or other people and the butt of all jokes. Think Miranda Hart without the posh middle class background.
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Glad you said that, I thought it was just me that sees Miranda in her.
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I still would though.
Good Morning
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Kweer and Miliband are too ignorant to know that the UK contribute only 1% of carbon emissions and even if we all lived in caves in the ground and ate our own shit (which is what the current cabinet ought to do) it would make fuck all difference because China, India and the USA will continue to pump out great swathes of emissions.
But the more they get the more they can spend on the p@nces that arrive on rubber boats and the RNLI taxi service each day.
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I think that those cunts know exactly how much the UK contributes to global carbon emissions; they hope that the rest of us don’t know how pointless their actions are.
As you say Mr Boggs , those hotels and free medical care for our guests don’t come cheap.
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Eating shit you say?
Streeting and Mandy are interested in your out of the ‘box’ thinking.
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Yes they’ve been doing it for years. I bet Streeting had a nice snack round Kweer’s rear end yesterday – Kweer probably still has the lipstick marks round his anus.
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Every photo I’ve ever seen of Streeting, he looks like he’s just sat on a dildo which was larger than he was expecting. Can’t unsee it now.
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Net zero the only way
All us cunts will have to pay.
Think I’ll burn a few tractor tyres to show my commitment to global warming/climate change. The smoke will be a signal of my support for net zero..
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Net Zero has nothing to do with carbon emissions. It actually refers to your individual assets.
As Uncle Klaus likes to say; “We will own everything and fuck you.”
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Uncle Klaus wants throwing into a cement mixer
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Good nom JP.
The amount of totally unnecessary packaging for everything nowadays is ridiculous.
It’s NOT my fault. I didn’t ask for it, I don’t want it and whenever I buy anything I’m tasked with getting rid of it. Polystyrene is a particular pisser.
The solution to it is not difficult. Ban it for packaging.
RE taxes on this garbage, the only way to rein in the companies producing this shit and prevent them from (further) bilking their customers is to fine them, not tax them. A non tax deductible fine. Any attempts at passing this cost on to customers should be met with further fines.
Glass food and drink containers, paper and cardboard packaging, chips in yesterday’s newspapers. It really is not difficult.
If one considers Income tax (wages are not income btw), NI, Council tax, green levies on car, house and travel insurance, same on leccy and gas, same on flights, duty on fag’s, booze, petrol/diesel, TV tax, Car tax, charges for planning applications, IHT, Stamp duty, import duties, the list is near endless, the average Joe will pay around 70% in taxation over his working life.
Then factor in interest payments, because you have to borrow the money to buy a house, thereby paying double for something that is probably worth half, plus complying with mainly bullshit regulation such as MOT and begging councils for permission to have a shed, it is no wonder everyone is skint.
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For polystyrene, simply quarter fill a jar with petrol and feed it your polystyrene, keep a lid on between fills and it will eat it all and more.
Once you have a thick gel like lump you can use if for all sorts of fun things.
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Teehee.
Then all you need is a plane and a trip to Vietnam.
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We need to reduce plastic packaging and all you lot need to get onboard, yes it means it’s going to hit your pocket but that’s just the price you have to pay to save the planet.
Now stop fucking moaning!
PS, 90% of the plastic in the oceans originates from 10 rivers in East Asia (but don’t tell anyone)
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Tax the luxuries, not the essentials y’fuckin’ rotten cunts.
Religion would be a good start. A prayer tax, individually counted. Prayer mats NOT exempt. Etc.
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I’ll pray for you CEM 😁
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‘hail Mary’s’ 15p per ..
‘our father’s’ 20p per ..
If they taxed every utterance of ‘Alan’s Snackbar’ even a penny per time, the 22 billion black hole (!) would be sorted in no time. If revenues slow down, just stick footage of 9/11 on the gogglebox during ad breaks or on big screens in town centres.. gets the cunts all giddy every time …
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Yet another nail in the pensioners coffin. Why don’t you just have us all shot. But I’ll have a surprise for you thieving cunts, you’ll be coming with me.
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More tax rises are on the way to pay for increased borrowing costs (30-year gilt yields are up again this morning, now the highest for 27 years).
How about a mini-budget in Spring to introduce a new tax on the Far Right (ie anyone who criticises this shit shower)?
One wonders how fucked we’ll be before Rachel is evicted.
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Someone has to keep those pàķi rapists in the lifestyle they are accustomed to..
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TPTB prefer the term ‘groomer’.
It conjures up images of sheepdogs and chihuahuas, instead of bearded, savage filth.
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The Wikipedia page referring to the catholic church’s extensive child abuse in Ireland at no juncture uses the word ‘rape’..(let alone child-rape) : soft euphemisms abound such as ‘inappropriate sexual relationship with a minor’.
Apologists is all these fuckers are, which as far as I’m concerned is synonymous with enabling.
For fucks sake, if youre not going to punish the cunts for their outrageous crimes, at least CALL a rapist a rapist.
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Looks like Vehicle Excise Duty is in for a ‘revamp’ this spring, with many vehicles including petrol, Diesel & electric being hit hard with outrageous increases. Looks like, for the moment anyway, Classic Cars on a rolling 40 year age, will be left unaffected, but some sort of yearly roadworthy check might be introduced for these vehicles.
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They’ll be banned soon enough for failing to comply with seatbelt regs, airbags etc.
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Successive governments have used the excuse of wanting to modify bad behaviours to raise taxes. They pick laudable causes, vast tourist numbers, traffic vehicle numbers is cities, food packaging and declare they will “tax” the bad behaviour to stop it. It of course does nothing of the sort and was never intended to. It was all just a ruse to raise more money for them to waste on half baked schemes.
“Politician” must now be the most discredited job there is, and it is they who have caused it to be so.
Mornin’
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They can shove their eco packaging up their hoops.
When did we all sign up to be volunteer recycling sorters?
Fuck that🖕
I intentionally mix up all the contents of the bins,
Paper?
Have some tins and glass, and crumbling polystyrene .
Green waste?
Chuck in some tinsel and some asbestos.
The cheeky fuckers will be asking us to drive the bin lorry on a rota next.
Fuck your EU eco dream.
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I experimented with my recycling boxes and when they came to empty them, the bin man threw the items in the wrong box on to the street, proving they’re litter-louts.
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Film it next time, there’s no shame in dobbing those slovenly cunts in.
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I do exactly the same.
Petty I know, but ya gotta stick to da man any way you can.
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Here’s a video of a smokey Class 37. Best viewed with a nice pot of tea and a chocolate biscuit. This is from my girlfriend Greta.
https://youtu.be/m8HGtibUMCc?si=SYJViYvFESw_sb8Q
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Lubbly Jubbly. I can also recommend searching for any “Cold Diesel Start Up”
Fair warms the cockles it do.
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I do have a soft spot for a class 37
Thick black diesel smoke wins over full electric hands down.
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Fucking easy everything goes in red bin one week every thing in the green week after in cardboard wine boxes.
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I wish they’d tax food producers who package their products in tins, jars etc. that are damned near impossible to open without a chainsaw, blowtorch or explosive ( and sometimes all three).
Older cunters will understand.
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Or that nasty heat welded hard plastic.
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That takes me back to the Party Four/Seven, Jeezum.
Beer accessible only with the use of a 6 inch nail and a hammer, and guaranteed to hit the ceiling every time.
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Yep.
It’s coming to something when you have to use a box cutter to open a packet of crackers.
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I particularly like the vacuum packed scissors, which require a pair of scissors to open.
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Reminds me Jeezum when “child proof” packaging was introduced for medicines years ago. Then they found that elderly folks with arthritis who couldn’t open the packages in many cases were being assisted by their young grandchildren who opened them with ease. In similar vein most folks I know are snipping the retained caps off plastic bottles.
Back on topic, taxation inevitably has an ossifying effect on the economy. We had assumed that when the kids had left and we retired, no longer needing decent schools or employment we would “trade down” and leave the Home Counties. When my wife worked out what we would lose mostly to taxation, she declared that we’re staying here in this family house with two unused rooms. I’m sure cunters can think of other examples.
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Wtf use are those new plastic bottle-caps?
Great idea. We’ll reduce the amount of plastic waste by increasing the amount of plastic used for a bottle top.
Fucking morons.
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I pull the cunts off. fucking EU bolocks.
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O/T….free scrips for the over 60’s possibly next in the firing line by the sixth form Marxist 🤡s if they can’t freeze 🥶 you to ⚰️☠️ then they’ll try and deprive you of your hard earned 💊 …unless of course you are on the benefits payroll 🥳
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I remember a time you could buy most anything you wanted on your local high street, without having to drive anywhere. The packaging was a paper bag, a cardboard box or no packaging at all.
Go to any recycling centre and see the mountain of plastic supermarket milk containers, more arrives than they can get rid of.
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Yes, this
A FAR better system, especially societally speaking.
Supermarkets, in fact all chain stores, should be restricted to 200 hundred outlets. Any slack will be taken up naturally be independent shopkeepers.
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That would probably mean they’d all be in London, something that might be a good thing for the rest of the country
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Depends on the details. I’m quite happy to have loose veg. What are they taxing exactly?
Their still cunts anyway.
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They’re ffs
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I don’t know why folk are surprised by this. Enough voted labour. Wtf did they expect?
Labour ALWAYS puts up taxes, expands the unproductive useless state sector and hammers businesses blamed blah.
But this is what happens when people don’t know history.
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