Russophobia

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A personal bugbear of mine, given I have several friends from Russia and most of my family on my other half’s side speak Russian. I’ve also just finished Navalny’s book, which is excellent.

Don’t get me wrong, Putin and his bunch of cronies in the Kremlin are a bunch of cunts. They’ve raped and plundered Russia since the late 1990s. In doing so, they’ve deprived her long-suffering people of a good standard of living.

HOWEVER, the way we treat your average Russian is appalling. I’m up for sanctioning bastards of whatever ilk for being bastards, but the way the West treats your regular Vanya or Svetlana is appalling by cutting them off from travel, making them jump through hoops to get visas, blocking their bank cards etc, is nothing short of abuse.

Then there’s the demonisation of Russia. Question the EU and its suicidal energy and social policies? You’re a Kremlin stooge. Don’t throw your full weight behind the war in Ukraine and would rather see your taxes spent improving your own country ? You’re a Russian imperialist AND apologist. So on, and so forth.

Don’t get me wrong. Vlad’s incursion into Ukraine shouldn’t have happened. Neither should have the West’s continued poking of The Bear since the early/mid-2000s.

… AND yet despite your average Russian being generally well-educated, God fearing, and decent, we in the West roll out the red carpet for the Camel Enthusiasts and Chocolate Faces, who continue to massively enrich our societies.

I dunno about you, but I’d rather live next to Ivan than Abdul. Or UmBongo.

Nominated by Cuntis Cuntis.

109 thoughts on “Russophobia”

  1. I’ve got this Russophobia.
    It’s nowt personal.
    I despise all foreigners.

    Not just square headed,cabbage munchers.

    In films russians are quite glamorous!
    Sexy spies, femme fatales, and chess playing cultured types.

    But watching the news they all look like potatoes with eyes?
    And dress like they’ve been kitted out from leftover PE kit.

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    • Most welcome, Cunty. The poor syntax and repetition was fuelled by high-strength beer and half a bottle of port last Saturday afternoon, but the topic had been bubbling away inside for some time.

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    • Yup, I concur.

      When talking about how corrupt the Kremlin is, how it manipulate the Press, the TV, enriches the leadership at the cost of the people, invades and destabilises ther countries, sanctions mass murder and political assassinations, have a look at Number 10, any UK politician from the last 50 years, Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, the Yemen, Syria, Serbia, the Afghan, Libya and Egypt, have a look at what happened to Dr David Kelly.

      At least Russkis don’t have gay painted police cars, drag queen’s reading filth to children, they’re not having any shite from Mo, smoking and drinking is not viewed as tantamount to using chemical weapons, their women do not think they are strong and empowered, the men are not faggotty soy boys, you don’t need permission to have a shed in your garden and they definitely would execute all involved in a ‘grooming-gang’ situation, including those in power who enabled and covered it up.

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      • A fellow man of culture and open mind, Termujin. Good to see.

        They tried the drag queen shit in some schools in Vilnius because “mUh EU.” It went down like a shit sando.

        As much as the Baltic capitals have ‘Baltic Pride’, it’s essentially a day on the piss and the faggotry is very, very mild. Too much, but still mild compared to the West.

        While the Baltic States and the rest of Eastern Europe are not Russia, these people have strong principles that won’t be swayed. They’re also fantastically kind and are of faith.

        I know where I’d prefer to raise my children.

      • Oh, and as for the West’s politicians “condemning” the Special Military Operation?

        Grow the fuck up. Who are you to condemn?

        I’d like to remind you of the little Iraqi adventure we had over Saddam’s WMDs…

      • Evening T, evening all.
        Re your remark about Dr Kelly, brought to mind these deaths:
        Robin Cook – heart attack
        John Smith – heart attack
        Dr David Kelly – suicide? “I’ll be found dead in the woods”
        Makes you think🤔

      • Termujin, I’m married to one! My sister-in-law is about to have a baby over there.

        Lucky kid being born there into that family! Absolutely fantastic humans.

        Have you been over?

      • CC I was due to go at Christmas but life got in the way. Maybe over the Summer.

        I was in Poland and something must happen to them when they get over here because they were the nicest, most polite people and the place was the most clean and welcoming destination I’ve seen in a while. Sopot.

      • Lugsy,

        The death of John Smith was a national tragedy and I am more than a little suspicious about it, particularly when one considers his replacement.

      • Termujin, not spent too much time in Polska. I know they don’t have any shit from the Ukies and third world muck, though.

        Sopot is on the Baltic coast, no? We were in Klaipėda and Nida in August. Sand dunes for miles. +35c, cold sea, and EUR 3.50 a freezing pint. Freshly smoked fish.

        Utter fucking paradise, my friend. If I’d have carked it over those five days, I’d have been happy with my lot.

        Glad to see a fellow Baltic aficionado here. Tallinn is fucking brilliant, too. My favourite of the three Baltic capitals for sure.

  3. Ps
    Given the choice of living next to either Ivan, Abdul or umbongo I’d rather be homeless.

    Either the smell of curry or pickled cabbage is too much for my delicate sensibilities.

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  5. It will all be over on Jan 21, the Donald has said he will give them a bit of a rollocking and tell Piano penis man to give up some of his border territory or he will throw them to the wolves, he will tell Vlad, take what is given and back off or he will arm Ukraine to the teeth.

    As for Russians, I like Russian women (not the ones who look like Tyson fury), they are fit. Russian men are all alcoholics, blood 98% alcohol.

    Ivan or Abdul, neither thanks you, maybe a Svetlana

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  6. I’ve been to Russia. My mother’s family originated there some years back. Russian people are generally friendly and not really much different to us. Russia has a national psychosis of course and when this comes into play it’s quite ugly. But on a personal level, the average Russian is usually a good sort. Trouble is their ruling elites often brutalise them and treat them as cannon fodder.

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    • Привет, ММСМ!

      Как Вы?

      I agree completely with everything you’ve said. I was in SPb on Victory Day about 15 years ago. The day with the old veterans was convivial enough, but when it got to about 19:00 and they let the squaddies off the leash, the atmosphere turned really quite scary so we holed up at home with sacks of cans.

      Drinking in a less than salubrious establishment with Russians tends to go one way or the other, but the same goes for anywhere.

      Good health you and your mum’s family.

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    • Boney M were German. And the warped mastermind behind them was Frank Farian. Who also later ‘created’ Milli Vanilli.

      A black kraut pop phenomenon singing about Raspuitn?
      The Fuhrer would have choked on his chips.

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    • Fun fact. The flat I lived in in St. Petersburg was around the corner from the hotel where the swarthy one from Boney M died.

      Fuck me, did we laugh when some cad at one of our house parties piped up “BLACK MAN IN A BOX, TRA LA LA LA LA!”

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  9. James Bond didn’t trust them, and that is good enough for me. However, the Ukrainies were taking the piss. They took out their Nazi tendencies on Ivan during the last war and expect him to have just forgotten about it. No chance. 20 million dead comrades are not easily consigned to history’s dustbin. That, and the shelling on Russian folk in the Donbas by Ukrainie paramilitaries were sure to the big Bear’s dander up. Still, it is all over bar the shouting now that Trump style diplomacy, as voted for by our cousins, is seen as the way forward. Only three more days of Biden madness…

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  10. I don’t understand the demonisation of the ruskies they like their country hu-white, have pride in their flag 🇷🇺 quite a lot of their women are 🪆s without the tattoos and fat arse/belly screaming for air out of those Primark leggings, they like their vodka neat with no gassy 🦷 rotting coke and I’m pretty sure the 🌈 flag won’t be flown over the Kremlin or adorning any 🚓 cars 👍….Ivan the terrible, niet from me 🧐

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  11. Been to Russia three times in my life.

    1993 in Moscow. When Man United played Torpedo Moscow.
    Saw and spoke to the players near Red Square. Notorious United bird bandit Clayton Blackmore feeling a furry Russian hat, and saying ‘It feels just like a pussy’. A lot of reds (players and fans alike) filled their boots with some stunning Ivan prossies. I couldn’t possibly comment though.

    Went again to Volgograd, and that was shite. Boring as fuck. Schmichel actually scored his only goal for us though.

    2008, the European Cup Final in Moscow. A great time. That cunt John Terry missed his penalty and fell on his arse, Big Edwin saves and wins us the cup, that soft cunt Ronaldo crying like a big girl. Cunt features Drogba sent off. A splendid night really. Also the last ever game I went to with my dad. He died ten days later.

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      • I remeber seeing Alex Ferguson in Moscow, Sammy.
        It was 1993, and Fergie barked ‘Where the fuck is Blackmore? Don’t let him out of your bloody sight.’

        He knew Sunbed would be like a greased ferret with the Russian ladies of the night.

        Then again, a certain ex-Chairman (son of Lous) was also filling his boots where the Ivan ladies were concerned.

  12. Broadly agree with what you say, but what always happens is “The sins of the ( country’s) leaders are visited on the (country’s) peoples.” and it was ever thus, and so the people suffer because of their chosen, or otherwise, leader’s actions. (sentence length there worthy of the Kinnock) I wonder just how many of the Russian people actually felt the “poking of the Russian Bear”. I rather suspect it was mainly Putin’s ego that felt it, everybody else just wanted to get on with their lives.
    afternoon all.

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  13. Excellent cunting. Russians are simply just like you and I.. The vilification and the despising of all who are simply “Russian” would certainly never be tolerated if they were black, keepers of the camel or carpet kissers. The propagation is the symphony orchestrated by the media under the direction of the duplicitous criminal scum currently in power. Hatred needs to promoted that they ( the rulers ) can milk vast profits from their lust for a conflict. Is Vlad a cunt? Yep. But no more a cunt than any other Politician, especially the festering bastards in the “Honourable House” ( fuck them all )

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  14. It’s not the russian people, it’s the same problem the world over..

    It’s the cunts in charge, the cunts with the money, the cunts with titles and fucking crowns on their heads.

    A russian worker is no different from any other worker. House/ wife/ kids/ few bob for a car/ pint.

    It’s the corrupt greedy bastard’s of the world that bugger everything up..

    Who the fuck would sign up these days to fight for king and country.

    Whose country, I don’t own any of it. Despite working all my life…!

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  15. https://youtu.be/M-yrD2WMKiA?t=62

    This is how it started, as always, follow the money. Hunter the Cunt was money laundering (Burisma Holdings Inc.) for Sniffer Joe, Kerry, Pelosi and Romney all had children involved with dodgy Uke appointments. The CIA coup in 2014, provoking the Ivans with NATO expansion despite the treaty promises
    On the plus side, take a look at the Moscow underground, it’s extremely impressive.
    Banderites, The Azov Battalions, but yeah, it’s always the Ivans.
    Cunts over here with silly little Ukraine flags in their bio’s without the faintest idea what they’re supporting, only that the media told them too.

    Fucking.

    Worthless.

    Mongs.

    No more brother wars.

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    • There are a large number of ‘cunts’ over here with ‘silly little UkrainIAN flags’ who know precisely what they are supporting and don’t need any shit from other cunts who have no clue what Banderivtsi are and wouldn’t know one if they fell over one. And don’t pretend to know all about the Azov Battalion, which was originally formed in 2014 to fight back against Russian oppression. Far right? Yes, in the same way those poor bastards that were jailed over hurty words over the death of kids are far right.

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      • Have you seen their insignias Moggie ?
        Stepan Bandera ?
        “Bandera remains a highly controversial figure in Ukraine.[9] Many Ukrainians hail him as a role model hero,[10][11] or as a martyred liberation fighter,[12] while other Ukrainians, particularly in the south and east, condemn him as a fascist,[13] or Nazi collaborator,[10] whose followers, called Banderites, were responsible for massacres of Polish and Jewish civilians during World War II.[14][15] ”

        AI quote:
        “The Azov Battalion, a paramilitary volunteer unit of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Ukraine, has used several flags over time. One of the flags used by the Azov Battalion from 2014 to 2015 featured a design that included the letters “I” and “N” in old Cyrillic script, which was a Nazi-linked Wolfsangel symbol. This flag was officially discontinued by August 11, 2015.”

        Atlantic Council article quote:
        “Azov did use the Black Sun symbol in the past, but connecting it exclusively to Azov is incorrect, because the latter simply used the already available and wide-spread far-right imagery. No organization, apart from the historical Nazi party, can claim a monopoly over the Black Sun symbol.”

        Wikipedia but take your time looking, if your attention span can handle it:
        “The unit has drawn controversy over its early and allegedly continuing association with far-right groups and neo-Nazi ideology,[15] its use of controversial symbols linked to Nazism, and early allegations that members of the unit participated in human rights violations.[16][17][18]” Citations include Telegraph.

        You know absolutely fuck all about the subject and if you shut your flapping gob and did an idle look you’d find plenty about far right and Nazi symbolism and your misguided prattling ignorance would have remained your little secret.
        Now fuck off and fly your silly little Uke flag at half mast because your ’cause’ is getting ground into dust.

      • Hiya Moggie, how do?

        Back in 2020, there was a book released called ‘In Wartime’ by Tim Judah. It’s a collection of interviews from people across the Donbas.

        There’s a chapter dedicated to the Azov Batallion being actual Nazis. Not cosplaying, actual full on Nazis murdering and carrying out a genocide against Ukraine’s Russian speaking population.

        When I checked for the book on Amazon last year, it was no longer available and I can’t find it anywhere. Funny that, innit?

        I do, however, feel quite sorry for your average Ukrainian. I’ve some time in Kiev and in the surrounding countryside. The people are brilliant and fantastically hospitable. It’s a shame that little panhandling cunt Zelensky has done a heap of damage to their reputation.

    • No more brother wars?

      Good grief. Best way to avoid that is maybe stop launching ‘special military operations’ against your neighbours.

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      • You’ll get no virtue signalling points with that attitude matey.
        Like Iraq you mean ?
        Libya.
        Syria.
        Iran next.
        It’s all about money.
        Treaty of Versailles, Danzig corridor, how’d that pan out ?
        Folks are just mesmerised by propaganda because the news said so. This conflict is 2000 miles away, our twat of a PM pledges billions for 100 years, like the fantasist arse that he is and we pay for it to continue, but ‘muh’ Putin bad, ex TV comedian cross dresser good. Good at spunking our taxes on villas, cars and yachts while they consider conscripting 18 year olds.

      • Not sure how you draw an equivalence. Arabs have never been my brother. Nor has ivan for that matter.

        Russians used to fondly call Ukrainians their brothers. Now they rape and loot anything they can find in Luhansk, Donetsk, Kharkiv and Zaporizhzhia.

        If that’s your idea of brotherhood, what kind of household did you grow up in?

  16. Going back a bit I know, but one of my favourite bits of graffiti was scrawled on a wall (in English) in Rome. It read;

    ‘Visit the Soviet Union. Before the Soviet Uion visits you’.

    Afternoon all.

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  17. The people are sly.
    No loyalty.

    They topped their royal family.
    And chanted for Sylvester Stallone in Rocky Four against a local lad.

    Can’t trust em

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  18. Elon Musk is supposed to be the richest man in the world.

    But does anyone seriously believe that the Kremlin’s kleptomaniac Poisoner-in-Chief hasn’t been skimming off a percentage from the Russkies’ oil and gas exports for the last 20 years?

    I’d give the richest man in the world accolade to Vlad the Cunt.

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  19. A splendid cunting.

    The Russian Bear?

    Just another tired out cliché…I’ve nowt against them.

    They do not tolerate “multicultural” entanglements,climate hoax shite and many other maladies that have fucked the Western World.

    Are the Russian government our friends?

    No they aren’t,but then again neither is our own government.

    NATO can fuck off,there is no Iron Curtain nor thousands of tanks waiting to roll into Germany and France…Russia does not have the logistic capability to successfully invade their next door neighbour..

    Meanwhile our Prime Minister signs us up to £3 billion a year for the utterly corrupt Ukrainian regime,for 100 years.

    Gulag Oven of Vermin.

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    • Alright, UT. How’s things?

      Have you seen the ‘Russian March’ that takes place every year on the Day of National Unity?

      It’s where all the nationalists come out waving old Imperial-era flags and shouting ‘GLORY TO RUSSIA!” and “GLORY TO THE WHITE RACE.” I’ve been. Everyone was dead nice. I got the impression that it’s open to anyone, as long as they’re white.

      I miss Russia.

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    • That scruffy scrounging cunt Zelensky is a piece of steaming shit.
      Has a spend happy slut of a wife, who makes Imelda Marcos look like Hilda Ogden.

      Also, why aren’t those who are young and fit enough to fight – like Ukranian footballers. Eurovision cunts. other celebrities and Zelensky himself – told to enlist, yet Ukranian civilians are ordered to? The man is a cunt and he should get fuck all from us. He wants money? Tell the cunt to cut down his wife’s shopping trips to Milan and Paris. Pair of twats.

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  20. While not entirely agreeing with this cunting (have you suffered the cunts on holiday?) I do think they have had a raw deal. From Serfdom to Communism then gangsterism. Always led by fucking psychopaths and their hangers on. Never knowing real freedom.
    And talking of potatoes – is Ross Kemp a Russian plant. He looks like a fucking Maris Piper.

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  22. No Russian has ever referred to me as a far right gammon but I have no doubt that our very own Labour government and its supporters would.

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    • They’re quitr violent people, aren’t they. Is it because of they have small brains or small genitalia?

      It matters little whether your neighbour is a Pakïstanki, an Afrikan OogaDooga, or a Russkie; they’re all uncivilised, unsophisticated brutes.

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      • Where is the African Dostojevskij, Tolstoy or Chekov?

        The parking Stanley Tchaikovsky, or come to that, a music instrument that doesn’t involve clacking sticks together, guttural shouting, AK47’s (ironic, eh?) or goat bladders?

      • Lived next to an Indian Sikh famiy many years ago. Lovely family, always kind and generous, immaculate clean house and people, great food and a gorgeous daughter. They also forewarned me about our Parking Stanley friends. They hated them with a passion. Still in touch with them, and better than most of the other neighbours I have had in my time.

        Agree about John Johns, Dooshkas and Paggis though, Captain. Almost all of them are the dregs of our society. Witnessing them in our hospitals week in week out has confirmed that for me. Cunts and parasites of the very highest order.

      • Hey Termujin,

        Why do you disparage their so-called lack of achievements?

        Have you not heard Lil’ Spearchucker’s 3rd Rap featuring Bee El Mim?

        It’s on Necklace Records.

      • Backward General, backward.

        It is not a lie of the white devil when one states that they didn’t even have a written form of any of their gibberish languages until we gave them one, and although they had mastered fire, probably through rioting, they had not invented a simple, wooden wheel. When Notre Dame Cathedral was commissioned, when Oxford University, almost 1000 years ago, they were eating each other and living in huts made of cow shit, 500 years before slavery, well, slavery that involved the whites at least.

        These are historical facts, not racist rantings.

  24. My semi retarded brother in law, who I mentioned only recently, is a dyed in the wool Russophobe.

    Donates money that my sister earns to the Ukrainian war effort/racket.

    Buys memorabilia like coffee mugs and t-shirts for exaggerated prices while sitting on Twitter arguing with the imaginary far right.

    Reckons that Russia is to blame for the far right, wherever they may happen to exist in the world.

    He voted Labour and likes Dame Kweer.

    He’ll no doubt be wanking into his muesli today at the news that the UK are going to spunk money on the Ukraine for all eternity.

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      • It’s in the post for him Termujin.

        The only thing that has prevented it is my nephew’s being at an impressionable age and giving their old man a slap would likely be traumatic.

        And yes the cunt would tell them if I did.

        Good things come to those who wait.

      • Whiskey nose preferred Ryan.Giggs over the pair of them.

        Plus Beckham was coming through.

      • Nah, Mickey. Andrei was a major part of that classic 93/94 double winning side. Some still say it was our best XI ever. And Fergie desperately wanted to keep Andrei. Sharpie was a bit player by that time, and by 96 he was done and burnt out.

        Beckham was a right sided midfielder, he was not a winger.
        Kanchelskis and Stevie Coppell were our greatest right wingers.

    • I don’t like any of the cunts.

      They’re always calling each other far Right?

      What’s wrong with that!

      These Azov boys? Now them I like the cut of their jib!

      I had some bloke labouring for me that was driving 4wheel drives across Europe for the ukuleles.
      They’d strip them and armour them for the battlefield.

      He asked if there was anything I could do to help?
      Dunno what he wanted the crank?
      Said No.

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      • Bloke was ex forces Termy, thought he’d be good!

        Salute me when I walk to the van,
        A crisp “sir,yes sir!” When tell him to do something.
        Polish my boots for me.

        Useless cunt.
        Absolute Mr Bean.

        Showed him the door.
        He got demobbed pretty quickly!

      • Putting pressure on ‘your average Russian’ is all part of the game, in the hope that average Russians will grow a pair and start putting pressure on RasPutin and his sycophants.
        It’s like when Russia picks up an average Westerner who’s just trying to earn a living, throws him in prison, accuses him of spying and sentences him to twenty years. They can then use him as a bargaining chip when they try to get their real spies out of western prisons.

  28. “I don’t get all this anti-muslim nonsense these days; some of them must be alright because they despise Strictly Come Dancing as much as I do”

    That’s how retarded 90% of comments on this nom are.

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      • You jest Terry, but it’s a bit rich for the OP to bemoan being labelled a Kremlin stooge whilst to going on to repeat all of their garbage talking-points.

        Muh NATO ekspanshun!

      • Indeed there is huge amounts of garbage and this remarkable forum allows us to knock fuck out of it and set forth our own personal manifestos from time to time.

        Long may it continue.

  29. O/T, whilst watching the lunchtime news, and leering at the young lady reading it, I thought to myself, “There’s a nice pair of tits”, and then she suddenly crossed her arms across her chest.
    Almost as if she read my thoughts, spooky eh? 🤔

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  30. Your average Mr and Mrs Ivan are probably a bit like us.
    Just want food on the table, see the kids grow up, few roubles in the pocket and as little trouble in life as possible.

    But Russia the gangster state is another matter entirely.

    One of my dislikes of them is they like to use poison.
    Poisoning fuckers is pretty low.

    The cheeky cunts doing it on UK soil too.

    That bindipper cunt who got that perfume out the bin for his missus?
    Poisoned her.

    I always test perfume I find in bins on next doors cat first.

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    • “what’s for tea mam?”

      “Cabbage. With spuds”.

      Awww, we had that yesterday and the day before that!
      Can’t we have Findus crispy pancakes like they have in the West?”

      Nyet . Don’t be so decadent Dmitri.
      Shame on you.

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