Lord Mandelson the “absolute moron” (10)

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So The Prince of Darkness manifests itself again at this Christmastide, the time of Good Cheer or Winter Solstice if you are of that older and profoundly Pagan persuasion. Necromancer on high of Blairite New Labour, truly it is said of the ignoble Lord that the Undead never die, they only smell that way. Take up your garlands of garlic, sprinkle salt in every corner of your rooms, cross your fingers against the Daemons and be ready to smite them when they do be preoccupied in acts of buggery as is their wont.

Against all common sense Starmer (as is his wont) has appointed this perfidious jasper to the most important diplomatic post in the World, that of Ambassador to the USA where of late things have not be going too well Special Relationship wise. Mainly due to a string of knocking comments made by Arch Europhile Mandy and his cronies against the man who never forgives or forgets a grudge and EU hater, President Elect Trump. It would take a judgement of Solomon for Trump to overlook the active campaigning by seconded Labour activists against him widely across America – and Trump ain’t no Solomon. Happily the Democrats seemingly took their advice and Biden/Harris were roundly defeated.

Time for a grovelling reset and what our American friends call a lube job (Mandy’s speciality) do you think? Well no, respected steady pair of hands and practised smoother of Trump feathers Ambassador Karen Pierce is given the heave ho and replaced by Mandy without it seems running the appointment past the old America hands at the Foreign Office and last but not least the Yanks themselves.

Lord Mandy is fanatically pro EU, pro China and a mate of late US embarrassment Jeffrey Epstein. Not exactly hand in hand with the Donald then.

“Chris La Civita, who was a co-campaign manager for Trump’s presidential election bid, criticised the British government’s decision saying it was replacing a “professional universally respected ambo [ambassador] with an absolute moron”. (BBC News)

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64 thoughts on “Lord Mandelson the “absolute moron” (10)”

  1. Firstly, Happy 2025 to all cunters everywhere. Secondly, huge congratulations to Dame Kweer for winning Cunt Of the Year. I’d go further – Cunt Of The Century (“from Norwich – it’s the quiz of the week!”).

    Thirdly pompous poofter Mandy – where does one begin with the king of rim?, grifter, mortgage defrauder, liar, waspish old gossip, self important bumboy.

    The Donald will soon put the old faggot in his place – he will be crying harder than when the Brazilian husband shoves his outsize butt plug up his arse. “He was nasty to me, Kweer duckie”

    What will give out first Mandy’s heart or his arsehole? Both have had years of abuse

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  3. I doubt the ridiculous old faggōt will be allowed an audience with Big Donald.

    It’s a splendid example of the ineptitude of the Westminster Gravy Train,the hopeless cunts.

    Good morning.

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  4. Oh and despite hiding under my bed for the last 24 hours due to a Gay on the telly telling me about “an orange weather warning” I realised its now 2025 and each day brings us closer to Big Donald reclaiming his throne.

    I say Hurrah!

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  5. An excellent and fully warranted cunting to get the ball rolling for 2025.
    Doubtless it won’t be long before Mandy is forced to resign from high office for a third time.

    Happy New Year Admin and Cunters.

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  6. Odious little creep, been taking credit for other people’s work all his life, fucking charlatan..

    And that prince of darkness crap, the only dark thing about that pòof is his shit stained smashed arsehole.

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  9. A happy and prosperous new year to all. Lammy would have been a better choice as Trump would just ignore the cunt. Mandelson is an utter cunt, he,s as bent as a nine Bob note in his case literally, does what he likes and gets away with it, like Vazaline he knows we’re the bodies are buried so to speak. An unctuous cunt who is well protected by very “high” ranking groups and persons. I mean even Satans buttplug Blair sacked the crooked cunt twice! Look how quickly all was roses again fucking joke. He even had dealings with Epstein diddler in chief, course he did. If Mandy thought that by going back in time to creep round Adolf would increase his bank account and further his prospects he would no doubt. Friends with the Chinese? They are well aware what a cunt he is and he knows it, the monies good mind.
    All in all the a shining example of today’s political class.

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  10. Happy New Year, although I can only see 2025 being a shit year unless we have a revolution and the house of cunts is hit by friendly fire.

    Mandy popping into the White House with our Foreign secretary to see the Donald

    At the door of the oval office “OK Ambassador you have got two minutes with the president but the house boy stays outside, right get on your knees and be ready to crawl”

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    • Happy New Year sick of It and everyone else on this site.
      ???????
      It won’t be the first time Mandy had got on his knees and made ready to call.
      Incidentally I remember an article in The DT ,by one of their columnists, who claimed to have coined the nickname for the crooked Lord. He had received a letter from Mandy asked him to stop using it as he found it so offensive. Not as offensive , I guess, as most honest people find Mandy.

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    • Blairite Turd sums him up Ron. I think you can trace the acceptance of dishonesty in Parliament and government back to the Blair and Campbell years.

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  13. I wonder what the General thinks about Kweer & Blair’s bumboy stinking out the White House?. I thought we were friends with the Americans – it is not very friendly to send that oleaginous little quare to them.

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    • Good Morning Mr. Boggs,

      Sorry for the late response.

      I think this appointment is an absolute insult to both the people of the UK and the US.

      I actually think Trump will see the old Turd Burglar and probably be civil to him. Unlike the dying old Fenian we have now, Trump doesn’t hate the British and realizes the value of our relationship with them.

      But rest assured Lord Manlovingman will not be privy to any policy decisions regarding our relationship with the UK.

      As for your Sword Swallowing PM, this is just another example of his gross incompetence. As a general rule of thumb you want to appoint an ambassador who doesn’t alienate the people he is trying to deal with.

      2TK is a pissant trying to walk among the giants.

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  15. Can Starmer not do the simplest thing without making a pigs ear of it? With Lammy and Mandy I am sure the special relationship will go down the toilet and into the sewer.
    A happy and prosperous 2025 to you all.

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  16. O/T
    SUV driven into New Year revellers in the New Orleans French quarter. Many deaths and serious injuries.

    I know one shouldn’t jump to conclusions, but one senses a Magdeburg copycat by a member of the obvious demographic? And was it fear of such an attack here that led to cancellations last night? Weather my arse.

    What a great start to 2025.

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    • Display cancelled, Geordie?
      Now would be the ideal time to break out that box of Standard® fireworks you`ve been hoarding since 1971.
      You know, the ones with “DO NOT LIGHT” on the side and the others with “AFTER LIGHTING, BE 200 YARDS AWAY”.
      ?

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  17. Good morning and Happy New Year.

    I have little interest in politics as I think that all politicians are a cunts.
    I don’t care what party they represent or in what country they are in.

    Does Britain still have a special relationship with the USA?

    I get the impression that ended after the Regan/Thatcher years.

    Of course the British like to think that their country is important and a World player on the bigger stage, but I reckon that Trump now regards the UK as a shadow of what is was.

    A nation filled with immigrants in rapid decline.
    Probably no more important in America than any other country.

    For that reason I don’t think that it matters who the British Ambassador in the USA is.
    He won’t be taken seriously.

    It’s just another homosexual on the gravy train.

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  21. Happy New Year Cunters and Admin team.
    Another year of fuckery awaits us, so we will have our work cut out with so many cunts to cunt! ?

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  22. Don’t need an advisor to tell me about this slime ? an odious ? packer with a lot of baggage…’im Mandy rim me’ ? hope the don puts him back in a closet ?…. happy cunting everyone ?

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  23. Please take note. The White UNI-TED of the 90s aren’t now the the lazy black cunts from the jungle. We are going down, down, down.

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    • Too true Sammy. It’s 74 all over again.

      Except then we had Buchan, Macari, McIroy. Morgan, young Greehoff, McCalliog, Holton. And even the likes of Steve James , Paddy Roche and Arnie Sidebottom were better than our current sack of shite.

      From that fucking useless goalie we’ve got to those cunts up front, there is a surly lazy entittled and – it has to be said – a very black attitude about the place now. The days of grafters like Paul McGrath and Remi Moses are long gone. These cunts (see you, Marcus) put on the shirt, do fuck all, bag a Ferarri, and act all Billy Big Bollocks Gangsta Pimp. Wastes of fucking space to a man.

      If we do go down (and – to be honest – I am not arsed if we do), I hope all the dead wood and shit – on and off the pitch – is removed for good. And that there will be another 1975 Doc style revival. I am not holding my breath though. I think Ratcliffe is as much of a cunt as the Glazers. I hate them all.

      Also, if we do go down Sammy, I can’t see us coming straight back up and storming the Championship like we did in 75. We could end up as the Sheffield Weds of Manchester.

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      • And what happened to the classic long sleeved United jerseys?

        Last seen wore by Cantona.Giggs, Sharpe and Kanchelksis in the 90s.

        Now, those cunts wear the horrible short sleeved shirt all the time.

        And, in the Winter, they have a poofy lycra thing on under it. And those cunts at the Gorton Globetrotters at the Emptyhad are no better.

        Show some respect for tradition, you fucking useless lazy bummers.

      • It’s difficult to envisage Utd going down, but I know from bitter experience that once a side goes into a nosedive it can be bloody hard to get out of it.

      • True enough Ron.

        Only thing was, we had a rebirth in Division 2.
        Great players like Pearson, Daly, Hill, McIlroy, Macari, Coppell. And the attacking football was superb. Even our full backs – Jimmy Nicholl and Stewart Houston – attacked. Even Cloughie himself praised our ‘Cavalier Football’. Shanks was also impressed. High praise indeed.

        But, now I fear there are no players like that, and certainly not at Old Trafford. If we go down, we could very well stay down. Because neither the attitude or the ability are there now. And a huge presence big bollocks gaffer like Tommy Doc is also sadly lacking these days. RIP Tom.

      • The Denis Law goal celebration couldn’t be performed in anything but the long sleeved shirt.

        What’s all these stupid looking shorts, designed to look like braces hanging down, before or after a shite, all about ? Why didn’t the cunt who thought them up realise it, the stupid twat.

  24. He’s a slippery bastard, with an arsehole like a wizards sleeve, he supposedly fiddled passport rules when they were in power.
    Just so he could fetch his bumchum in from Brazil.
    I hope the the Trump administration treat him with the contempt he deserves.
    There’s nothing to look forward to in 2025, unless some of the rumours about margarine man stammer are true, and get out.
    Disgusting bastard and no mistake.

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  25. It seems the same as when the Oz “Labor” party made anti American, CCP agent, ex PM Kevin Rudd ambassador to the US.
    I’d like the good General Cunster to put his 2 cents worth in on this matter
    Anyway, I enjoyed my paid day off, 36°c, bottle of Tanqueray and “Went the day well” was a pleasant surprise as the midday movie. I love that film, full of upstanding English folk fighting back against the evil nasty Boche.

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    • I want to be the new Peter Rogers and Gerald Thomas and make the ultimate Carry On film – Carry On Kweer, with Charlie Hawtrey in the title role (oh, hel-loo) , Kenneth Williams as Wes Streeting (oooh, matron!), Barbara Windsor as Angie Rayner, Hattie Jacques as Dame Emily, Sid James as Alistair Campbell and Jimmy Logan as Mandy (in his “Cecil Gaybody” voice from Carry On Girls – “I do Women’s Things on television every afternoon”). It’s a laugh a minute in this Whitehall farce

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      • As long as we can have Chris Bryant as Dan Dan the lavatory man – “drowned in a couple of minutes”

      • I’d much rather the carry on actors, if they still lived run England and the Dominions. No one (or CCP agents) could do a worse job than the cavalcade of cunts we have ruling England, Jocklandia, Oz, Nuzzie, Canadia, ect presently.
        I wish I was rich enough to live in Singapore.

  26. This is Democracy Manifest!

    Happy New Year, cunters! I know many of us went through the mill last year. May 2025 be a far nicer experience for us all.

    Up yours! ?

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  27. Merry New 2025, fellow cunters, thanks for all the laughs over the past year, fck kno they’ve been much needed. Long may isac prosper, a veritable oasis amidst the stinking clusterfuck that is modern life ??? Huzzah!

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    • If Chris La Civita (me neither) was a co-campaign manager for Trump’s presidential election bid, then he should certainly be able to recognize a moron when he sees one.

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  29. Whatever job on whatever salary they to Mandy he always seems to end up millions of pounds better off!
    All above board ofcourse.

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  30. I can only hope that Lord Mandemort is on Epstein’s Black Book and flight manifests and Trump publishes the lot. Or Trump just tells him to jog on if he isn’t. Either way, Trump will at least bitch slap or ruin the cunt.

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