Incest

is a cunt.

There have been calls to ban first-cousin marriage because of copious defects in the offspring of family members. However, Iqbal Mohamnad, MP for some northern Bradistani shit-hole, stood up in the House of Commons to defend incest.

It’s bad enough that these browntowns are rife with inter-Pakîstanki marriages, accidentally entering the wrong bed in the wrong bedroom, but to attempt to prevent it becoming law is vile. This inbreeder said that it doesn’t require legislation, just a “cultural shift”.

Oh, Britain must bend to your savage, desert ways, so you can play the ‘best family game for two to four players’ as Uncle Dad.

What’s Urdu for ‘Fuck off’?

What next? Allow child marriage?

We should not increase the risk of Cerebral Palsy, Cystic Fibrosis, or Down’s Syndrome just so Faizal, Hussein, Nasreen, Iqbal, and Mohammed can keep it in the family and be sister-fisters.

independent

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous link provided by Cuntemall.

71 thoughts on “Incest

  1. This nom isn’t anywhere near as sexy as I was hoping.
    I got all excited to click on the nom, then saw it was not about hot blonde cousins who got a little high and ended up fingering each other in a wardrobe, but about disgusting pakıs instead ?
    How do they go on and on inbreeding and still remain fertile?
    It must be nature’s little joke…like the stupid hair, noses and lips on an Um Bongo.

    • I’ve just observed My local family of Um Bongos peering into all the waste recycling boxes left out on the street for collection today.

      Lots of excited voices and pointing at various cardboard, tubs and containers.

      I shook my head and headed round the back yard to put a match under mine ?

  2. In what reality does a 1st world country “OK I see what I typed” actually need a law to ban it..

    When your kid pops out looking like that goblin Khan, that should be a reality check.

    Then again this is the same country that thinks investigating mass pàķi child raping gangs is bad for public relations with Pàkis.

  3. I did wonder about my neighbours Mohammad and Fatima and their three kids.
    Amir has no ears, Yusuf has three arms and Siddiq’s feet face backwards.

    So I plucked up courage one day and asked Mo if he and Fatima were cousins.
    He nodded both his heads.

  4. Haha as if these Britain hating vermin would pay any attention whatsoever to a law….they are mostly feral and would love to see the indigenous population dead or enslaved.

    Good old fashioned democracy in action.

    Save “Our NHS” Oven.

    Good morning.

    • We’re already enslaved.

      Who do you think is paying for all the care their fucked up offspring need?

      And people wonder why the NHS is bankrupt.

  5. Incest- a game for the whole family.

    Whether in the spicy environs of Bradford,
    The deep woods of the Appalachians,
    Or the Welsh valleys,
    It’s a family affair.

    Few side effects,
    A sexy cleft palate like Andy Burnham ( probably the product of a close family?)
    Seizures and fitting
    Cool.webbed toes and fingers!

    Bet at least one Cunter is either the product of incest or has married they’re sister?
    Law of percentage isn’t it?

    You filthy bastard ?

  6. There is a sound scientific reason for prohibiting first cousin marriage. The genetic link is too strong, dramatically increasing the risk of horrible genetic birth defects. Common symptoms include off-colour skin, fanatical irrationality, devotion to radical fundamentalist Islam, anti-semitism and using your left hand to wipe your bottom and your right for eating curry. We have enough of these genetic birth defects in the UK without risking more.

    • But I’d wager limited cognition means they get their left & right mixed up/forget which is which … on a counted-in-minutes basis … ?

      • Absolutely. But it’s so difficult telling the difference between curry and turds that mix up’s are bound to happen.

  7. Lesbian incest between hot cousins sounds like it would be fun. Anything else is just plain sick. The worst thing about it is that the tax payer has to pick up the pervert’s hospital bills. Fuck off.

  8. The lack of education amongst these people who live amongst us is beyond belief. This wretched man is an MP because he was voted in by his local community or in other words on racial/racist grounds. Imagine the furore if white people voted along racial grounds.

    Good morning.

  9. Another Paki who somehow got into a position to dictate to the British how we should behave in our own country.
    We’re forced to accept multiculturalism, no matter how disgusting. I never thought I’d see the day when incest and child abuse was excused for a non-British group.
    Vote labour, get fucked. (By a member of your own family).

  10. It’s cultural or just another way to get more P’s into the country.

    Your sister is your mother,
    Your uncle is your brother,
    You all f**k one another,
    The P*Ki family.

    Specially trained nurses for children with birth defects required ?

  11. When we booked our wedding at Birmingham register office the man asked us if we were related. I burst out laughing and the guy smiled. He was completely unphased and was obviously accustomed to such a response. Back then in the mists of time our generation regarded it as a silly, nay comical question. I bet it’s different now.

    • Me & the missus got wed in the Clark county courthouse in Vegas. Took less than 30 minutes out of our lives.15 of those minutes were ‘background checks’ against our paperwork- when I asked what the checks ARE, I was told chiefly that applicants aren’t related to each other. A problem big enough that they had to implement a system around it?

      Guess that’s – somehow, world? – become a racist/xenophobic thing to checkin the intervening 20 years…

      I suppose the mudslime cunts are ALL inter-related at this stage, anyhow.

      Enough to implode the servers on 23 & Me, if someone dropped some sandnig dna their way…

  12. بھاڑ میں جاؤ
    Fuck off in Urdu (bhad min jao)
    Often confused with ‘go fuck your cousin’.
    These sand people can hump however they want on their home patch. If only they would stay at home.

  13. In the mean time, Nero Starmer gazes blankly back at the populace before nasally droning about black holes and difficult decisions while that ugly pig Jess Phillips has denied Oldham Clowncils request for an enquiry into the peddy r@pe gangs.
    The demise is getting more rapid by the day.

  14. F.U.C.K.S. (Fucking Useless Cunt Knacker Scum) do a whole lot of inbreeding too Marrying cousins not taboo there at all. (Much like animal neglect and outright cruelty … which is prevalent with the shit-cloured lot too, coincidence?)

    Also the massive numbers of one-parent (absentee or unknown father more specifically) kids in general society means some percentage of these fuck-anything anytime brigade (tinder etc.) WILL statistically be fucking their own half-siblings aplenty around the globe daily. And a percentage of *them* will be making babies with their half sis/bro whether by accident or design. (Just plain dumb, or ‘dole-baby’ making).

    Scum, all.

  15. Good news, the inbred rapper ‘Stormzy’ has been done for mobile phone driving offence.

    Bad news, though we’d expect nowt less.

    The ‘Government’ has moved on from ‘smashing the gangs’ and is now going to pass legislation to stop people smugglers from using social media and ban them from travel…..

    That’ll stop the dinghy loads of inbreds arriving everyday.

    • Which part of ‘these people have no regard for the law’ are they struggling with?

      It is already illegal, in manifold ways, to do what they are doing now.

      Passing more unenforceable laws will solve nothing, which is exactly what they want.

      • See also ‘we must reduce speed limits to make the roads safer.

        I urge everyone to read reports of fatal crashes and play bingo:

        * Teenager
        * Many other teenagers in car
        * Uninsured
        * Drunk
        * High
        * Inappropriately powerful car
        * No licence (or using the family licence)
        * At least 30mph over the posted limit
        * Early hours of the morning
        * Hit a large immoveable object, such as a tree
        * Stolen vehicle
        * Previous convictions

        They’re already breaking several laws, changing the limit won’t help.

  16. Many of our politicians are elected for reasons other than intellect or knowledge.
    Our Country’s laws only deter these people who already abide by those laws. Just passing a “law” or “ruling” is a meaningless action unless it is enforced.
    Politicians can pat themselves on the back and feel good for “passing a law” but it is pointless as “lessons will be learnt” unless they are acted upon.
    Are you aware that it is illegal to enter this country unless you have the correct documentation and paperwork, with heavy fines if you try and don’t have them ?
    The fact that this “incest” thing is even being debated illustrates just how low the basic level of common sense understanding has fallen. This is secondary school stuff level, not parliamentary business. Pathetic.
    I wish you all a Happy New Year. I don’t think for many of it will be, but I wish it to you all none the less.
    Afternoon.

  17. Ask the religious freaks about incest, or was it incense. Dougal, have we got any incense? We had a spider in the bath, incense not insects. Comedy gold as are the churchy fiddlers. Cunts all of em.

  18. Some really recommend it. Sickos, that is.

    Jerry Lee Lewis (his 13 year old ‘cuzz’, mind you).

    Richard Carpenter (after sister Karen’s demise. The creepy goggle eyed half of the Carpenters married his first cousin). Brings a whole new and depraved meaning to ‘Close To You’.

    And even Elvis Presley did a record called ‘Kissin’ Cousins’. Mind you, he was from Tupleo,

    And although Brookside was in decline before that, that incest plot killed the Channel 4 scouse soap for good. From the roguish antics of Barry and Terry and Bobby Grant’s union meetings, to brothers and sisters fucking. Sick. Really sick. Even by Phil Redmond’s (lack of) standards.

    • Brookie had some lovley totty in its earlier years.

      The sisters, Petra and Michelle.

      Lucy Collins was the saucy posh girl.

      And the magnificent Heather. Played by the gorgeous Amanda Burton.

      • Anna Friel. Totally overrated, as an actress and as a chick.
        And, she’s a Tennant-esque kids should be trannies EU loving total nutjob and all.

      • Hey Norman,

        I can’t help but comment on the Jerry Lee Lewis remark.

        With your modern inbred Royal family, you foreigners are always on about something that happened in America some 70 years ago.

        Get over it.

        Not sure if there is any relation between Chucky Windsor and Lady Die Spencer, but at least Wee Willie Windsor and his little brother Hazza married outside the family.

        Indeed Haz married a true mongrel. A genuine mutt as it were.

      • I don’t need to look to America for creeps, General. We have plenty of our own. Jimmy Page, Bill Wyman. Weirdos for sure. But they didn’t marry their relatives.

        And, get over what? A thread on incest and me pointing out one of its most high profile and notorious cases (which it was). If Lewis behaved himself, the dirty cunt wouldn’t be in a thread such as this one.. And, forgeiners? I think you’ll find this is a British website, pal.

        Also, what the fuck has time got to do with it? 70 years or no, it happened. The Nazis used that one at Nuremberg.

      • If some very high profile and famous cunt marries their 13 year old cousin and gives them one, it is going to get noticed and attract criticism. And rightly so.

        I’ve never understood apologists for famous people. Especially when these famous people don’t even know (or care) if their loyal defenders even exist.

      • Norman,

        I’m hardly an apologist for famous cunts.

        I’ve seen Jerry Lee Lewis used as an example of incest in America multiple times. And while I agree that time doesn’t absolve one of guilt, he’s hardly a relevant example.

        Relevant examples abound in Britain today and one of your worthless cunt politicians publicly supports it.

        That’s what this nomination is all about. Not some dead American from the past.

  19. And that dreadful record…

    ‘Seven Little Girls’ Who were ‘sittin’ in the back seat. Kissin’ and a huggin’ with Fred.’

    Eight Miles High gets banned.
    And that doesn’t?

    • “Little sister won’t you please, please, please
      Little sister don’t you cheat on me
      Little sister don’t you kiss me once and twice
      Say it’s very nice and then you run
      Little sister don’t you do what your big sister done” Ry Cooder

      • Dance, sister, dance
        I love the way you move, I love to watch you
        Dance, sister, dance
        I love to watch you move, I love the way you
        Dance with me
        Dance with me
        Dance with me
        (Carlos Santana)

  20. Spare a thought for Margo Robbies Brother. He must pissed that’s his sister.
    I mean if you are going to incest someone they better be a 10 out of 10.
    Get drunk blame the alcohol.. Always a excuse….

  21. OT. But just what the fuck was that shite on New Years Eve about?

    You expect to see a Mickey Mouse act like Sophie Ellis Bextor on New Years Eve in a pub in St Albans. Not on the BBC on New Years Eve. Absoute and total crap.

    • The Boomtown Rats on the Cuntenanny?
      The already hated Beeb rolling out has beens like Geldof and Bextor?

      The British public deserve better than that shite on New Year.

      I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the TV License.

  22. And what about that weirdo Jack White?

    Not really called White. The cunt meets a mong barmaid called Meg White. He marrues aforemnentioned mong, and then refers to her as his ‘sister’. He told everyone that he and the retard who could not play the drums were related. She kept schtum and went along with it.

    Pair of weirdo sick inbred fucks.

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