Guilt laden charity adverts

A cunting required for all the guild laden charity adverts I am seeing these days, saw the above adopt a fucking Orca ad today and thought for fuck sake, they are now touting for people to adopt a wild Orca and keep Orca families together, pay for an Orcas shopping, or a homeless Orca you get the idea, thats just one of them.
There are hundreds baby shades with cleft lips, African babies with a cold, homeless crack heads, who need a new I phone- donate £50,ex Donkey porn stars, young muzzie girls married to stinky old pervs- and the affronts of white wimminz who have an issue with this,
Dirty Harriet just says don’t send money to the cunts send them condoms.
Then we have help the people of Gaza, Ukraine ,Amanda Holden’s next surgeries, repairs to Harvey Prices new cage, RSPA and my personal favourite the RNLI .
Some of these are indeed worthy causes, some are not and some are just miss used, like using life boats to bring illegal immigrants to the UK from France [ that really pisses me off].
But then i started thinking, when did this stuff become big business and how much of your donation actually goes where the guilt shamed donator thinks it goes.
So first and foremost it looks like 40pence out of every pound is paid in tax to the government, then the cost of the adverts, then the boss of the company gets a share and then further trickle down economics until the tiny percentage thats left finally gets given intended end user.
Also what is the percentage that has to be donated by the charity to be classed as a charity 30% apparently and then that 30%is then miss used by the organization [think RNLI] to be spent how they see fit.
So first and foremost the charity spends the money on itself, the street i used to work in had a building built, so they could move out of a rented building using donations meant for the actual kids they are meant to be helping, another on the same street are supposed to be helping homeless people and all we saw is electric cars and chargers being installed that are never used and thats only obvious if you can see it, imagine the money that gets spunked up the wall by these outfits and what money grabbing cunts they all really are.
Then of course you have completely unregulated crowd funding and this is by cunts who want to cut out the cunts who skim off the top, dead scrotes whose mum wants another all expense paid trip abroad or football hooley killed for probably acting like a cunt in Spain and the beat goes on…..

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Nominated by Fuglyucker and seconded by Chuff Chugger.

I would not only like to second this cunting, but add to it if I may. Gone are the days in TV charity adverts asking for a donation, or will legacy. The latest charity adverts are now asking for either specific amounts or minimum amounts….not contents with the odd fiver, they now state ‘£25 will buy Ranjit a weeks worth of food’ or ‘£50 will buy Willomena and her load of sprogs clean water for a year’ thus guilt shaming people in to send more than the original fiver they were going to send, so will now send more than they can afford or not even send the fiver they were going to as it’s considered such a paltry amount.

Cunts.

91 thoughts on “Guilt laden charity adverts

  1. The RNLI boil my piss; you know, the Royal NATIONAL Lifeboat Institution…

    From their own website https://rnli.org/support-us/how-your-support-helps/where-your-money-goes they spend £191M a year and 2% goes internationally (that’s £3.8 million) spent elsewhere.

    Hidden away on page 17 of their annual report (you can download it from the bottom of the page I linked to, if you can be arsed) it explains how they’re providing creches for Bangladeshi children so they don’t drown. Don’t mention that on teh adverts, do they?

    If you make it to page 58 (after the MGBGT+ and BLM bollocks) you’ll see that the chief executive earns £160k of everyone else’s cash.

    Care to donate? Not to any charity where the person in charge earns more in a year than I ever did.

  2. As I think that I wrote in another nomination.

    A daughter of one of my clients in Madrid works for one of these charities.
    She goes to all sorts of shit hole countries in Africa.

    I met her when she was on a rare visit home.
    She told me that she collects used clothes from her friends which she takes over for the poor people.

    I suspect that she pays for the additional flight luggage herself.

    She also told me that she gets no gratitude.
    The words ‘thank you’ are not in their vocabulary.

    As far as the Africans are concerned, you are white and they are black and it’s your responsibility to look after them.

    She was a kind and caring person but she was fucked off with the ignorance and entitlement of the Africans that she met.

    She was looking for another job.

    • Often comes as a real shock when the first visit to the front line so to speak is made. The real World can be a right bastard.

  3. I have given to charity when young but stopped pretty quickly.
    Scam artists all of em and the few that have good people in them are surrounded by touchers.
    I give occasionally to the odd bum on the streets, even if most are chancers but some are genuinely fkd by circumstance. I think I can tell the difference.
    I gave 50 Dirham (about a fiver) to a freshly puckered , moth eaten, manky, sick looking and evil looking young fellow in Marrakesh onetime.
    “Are you crazy” came a Moroccan shout from the distant chair lounging cunts gathered together.
    I was outside the Jemma el Fnaa in busy traffic on an island trying to get across the road when this kid appeared out of nowhere, complete silence, just the two of us
    He was fkn malnourished and busted up, he didn’t ask or even look at me.
    I said hey and gave him the 50 dirham. he took it without looking at me and struggled away in pain.
    The chair dwelling audience were all muttering among themselves as I looked back at them.

  4. Anyone recall the Xmas ‘shoebox’ appeals?

    Get a shoebox fill it up with the likes of toothbrush, toothpaste, gloves, crayons, a toy…. Mark it for boy or girl (simpler days!) .. 2quid per box for handling…

    Hit the pound shop, do up a few. They’d be going abroad to various poor spots. Not much room for exploitation of your efforts there, you might think.

    Cunts were opening them up & putting western religious propaganda in the things on the sly prior to export, I discovered.

    Took something fairly pure, and underhandedly bastardized it with their nonsense.

  5. Does anyone know how charitable Geldof became a multi millionaire?
    2 or 3 middling songs from the late 70s? Co written.

    I wonder.

  6. Tell you who I really hate.
    Cunts who have a kid who is terminally ill or some sort of mong.

    They plaster their kid all over social media, in staged photos that are supposed to be ‘moving’, There is also usually a sob story attached.

    Then comes the main bit…

    ‘Little’ Suchabody loves Mickey Mouse or whatever. Of course, loads of gullible twats send them Mickey Mouse stuff The fuckers will ebay most of it and the kid (usually a Harvey Price like behemoth) will get next to fuck all out of it.

    • Drug rehab is another massive industry. Imagine if they actually got people off drugs. Who would pay the mortgages of all the social workers, counsellors, police, methadone producers…

      • Exactly to both of yeh, all manufactured concern.
        Thats where the money is.
        Wait until the first cunt claims that face fk or insta slag has ruined they’re lives when they were five.
        No wonder Hollywood is burning.

  7. What happened to the £ms collected for Grenfell?
    I remember tins/buckets being rattled, not that I would even think of giving.

  8. That Bayindir kid had a great game today.
    Time to elbow the Black Banana?

    I shudder to think what the result would have been with the Cameroon Buffoon between the posts for today’s game.

  9. For anyone who doesn’t know how cutthroat & organised this whole racket is, or can be … there was a UK based documentary tennish years ago that showed a company that approaches official, licensed charities & offers nay tempts them with the likes of the following : ultimately ‘collection manpower’ for targeted dates/weekends.

    “We can get you as many people as you need. We supply the hi-viz, the collection tins, the stickers, … for a percentage”

    And the percentage went UP, the more ‘assistance’ provided.

    But here’s the thing, cunters. That rent-a-collection-crowd COVETED getting to velcro a cheap screenprint of a big charitys’ name on a couple of hundred cheap hi-viz’s, and print some fucking cheap donation stickers … as if it was them doing a great big kindness, … as opposed to using that name(the bigger the better) to pocket donation monies.

    Because they were after fully half the collection. That was the one being pushed. High pressure salesman tactics.

    Promising a charity a few tens of thousands of pounds ‘for doing nuffink!’ over a weekend. ‘Free money’, they decreed it.

    And what THEY got out of such an arrangement was money for basically nothing as well, stealing from both the giver on the street, and the (say) terminally Ill kids the money was donated for.

    The group took half, but had ‘all the expenses’ they said. The following weekend the same cunts would be out at it again, different name on the kit, same fuckin’ scam.

    By not declaring “I’m a paid collector”, letalone the huge cut involved overall, .. they are deceiving everyone they approach. And these aren’t just the ‘spare a bit of change?’ ones, they’re the uber-persuasive ‘sign up for a monthly donation’ category as well. 20 quid and upwards per month. Ongoing 50/50 split.

    And that was ten years ago.

    Fucking muggers with a clipboard & pen!

    A good man I know said it to me once thus : at least a cunt with a knife that mugs you in the street is honest about the fact he’s robbing you. These organised cunts with the clipboards deceive and rob you while smiling & acting like your buddy.

    That’s also why you often see me referencing Charity, Inc. … in chariddddy threads.

    We’re part of a manky species, folks. I dont know the percentage of mank exactly, … but it’s high.

  10. I stopped giving to charity about 6 years ago. I thought I’d sponsor a guide dog with a one off donation. I phoned them and offered them £25. The girl on the phone said “ it’s not enough, you have to give equal to a pound a week”. I said “ you’ll get nothing now or ever again “ and told her that she’d just spoilt it for everyone because I will never offer money to a charity again ever.

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