A cunting required for all the guild laden charity adverts I am seeing these days, saw the above adopt a fucking Orca ad today and thought for fuck sake, they are now touting for people to adopt a wild Orca and keep Orca families together, pay for an Orcas shopping, or a homeless Orca you get the idea, thats just one of them.
There are hundreds baby shades with cleft lips, African babies with a cold, homeless crack heads, who need a new I phone- donate £50,ex Donkey porn stars, young muzzie girls married to stinky old pervs- and the affronts of white wimminz who have an issue with this,
Dirty Harriet just says don’t send money to the cunts send them condoms.
Then we have help the people of Gaza, Ukraine ,Amanda Holden’s next surgeries, repairs to Harvey Prices new cage, RSPA and my personal favourite the RNLI .
Some of these are indeed worthy causes, some are not and some are just miss used, like using life boats to bring illegal immigrants to the UK from France [ that really pisses me off].
But then i started thinking, when did this stuff become big business and how much of your donation actually goes where the guilt shamed donator thinks it goes.
So first and foremost it looks like 40pence out of every pound is paid in tax to the government, then the cost of the adverts, then the boss of the company gets a share and then further trickle down economics until the tiny percentage thats left finally gets given intended end user.
Also what is the percentage that has to be donated by the charity to be classed as a charity 30% apparently and then that 30%is then miss used by the organization [think RNLI] to be spent how they see fit.
So first and foremost the charity spends the money on itself, the street i used to work in had a building built, so they could move out of a rented building using donations meant for the actual kids they are meant to be helping, another on the same street are supposed to be helping homeless people and all we saw is electric cars and chargers being installed that are never used and thats only obvious if you can see it, imagine the money that gets spunked up the wall by these outfits and what money grabbing cunts they all really are.
Then of course you have completely unregulated crowd funding and this is by cunts who want to cut out the cunts who skim off the top, dead scrotes whose mum wants another all expense paid trip abroad or football hooley killed for probably acting like a cunt in Spain and the beat goes on…..
Nominated by Fuglyucker and seconded by Chuff Chugger.
I would not only like to second this cunting, but add to it if I may. Gone are the days in TV charity adverts asking for a donation, or will legacy. The latest charity adverts are now asking for either specific amounts or minimum amounts….not contents with the odd fiver, they now state ‘£25 will buy Ranjit a weeks worth of food’ or ‘£50 will buy Willomena and her load of sprogs clean water for a year’ thus guilt shaming people in to send more than the original fiver they were going to send, so will now send more than they can afford or not even send the fiver they were going to as it’s considered such a paltry amount.
Cunts.
Not that I watch tv much but I was at a mates who was flicking through channels back in November and an ad appeared, Can’t remember what charity but £25 was wanted to pay for xmas dinner for……… a hijabbed woman.
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I’d very much like to supply any sort of dinner to a muslım woman if it could enhanced with strychnine.
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Or rat poison ☠️☠️
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I can only imagine the delight than many on this fine site indulge in when denying a single solitary pound to any bastard charity with a televised begging bowl.
I very much enjoy knowing that, by failing to contribute, I hopefully caused some Um Bongo in Africa to keel over from malnutrition before he can get to Calais.
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Charities are scams. Keep clear.
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👍
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I’ve done jobs for charities.
One had as it’s offices a wing in a stately home in Cheshire.
The cars outside were all top of the range.
I only donate to the removalmans guild northwest.
It helps feed and cloth underprivileged over bearded removalmen.
Of which there’s one member.
Donations accepted.😄
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You would squander it all on ultimate diesel and tunnock tea cakes..
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Would as well Baz.
Although it’d be jam mallows at the moment.
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Apply a simple logic-question as to whether some cunt deserves what ever bit of your hard-earned you have left over after everything in a given week/month/year.
If the situation were reversed, would THAT cunt lift a finger to help me?
Works in all avenues, large or small from the hobo junky to, say, the country of Ukraine. An unequivocal ‘no’ is the answer that comes to my mind.
People are cunts. Fuck ’em. There’s some nuance with the animal ones, but 90% of your fight there is to make sure any donation actually makes it to the front line.
As I said previously, me & the Missus have our own animal-rescue setup. Ehat I dosnt mention is that it runs us up to 5 figures a year(and a few thousand hours), but we seek/accept not a thing from anyone. Any standard I see below that pertaining to a begging bowl gives me pause for cynicism….
Do, or do not! Collecting money, caring not a jot what FOR, on the street for a percentage, big or small? (its sn industry!) … cunt behaviour!
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^ ‘Ehat I dosnt’ = ”what I didn’t”… 🙄
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Out of a matter of mild interest, I started keeping a record of how much, and who/what the donations were for, at the beginning of December.
By the 11th, I had reached a total of £97 per month, but the one that really did me in was a request for £29.80, for a Christmas dinner for…. I don’t know, as I lost my rag and threw the remote through the screen.
Come on, do me a favour. Nearly £30, what the fuck were they having, quail eggs and caviar?
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£10 for the dinner, £15 for that chariddy boss, Jeezum, the eft over for the price of running the ads etc. …
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Also : £29.80??? (on first glance I thought I saw £29.00)
You know that has been discussed, in business terms.
£30 might put cunts off, so £29-something. £29 even? NO… there’s more to be squeezed … £29.50? ; no could get more
£29.90? ; no could lose us a few so near to £30. .
£29.80? Excellent. Get that out to the press, the TV crowd, the idiot volunteers hassling people on street corners … cigar? .. take 2 ; they’re on expenses ….
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They’re just trying to make people think it’s been costed properly and not just a figure plucked out their fundament.
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Just seen a couple of new charity adverts.
One was to help all the poor saps who lost their money trusting a member of the Campbell family..
The other was the Labour Party who were asking if you had a spare nònce or two as theirs keep getting busted..
Give generously..
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I saw the Campbell one,Barry.I thought sending money to an alcoholic gambler would be a bit irresponsible,so I’ve donated some razor blades instead.
Not having any bubble wrap to hand,I used dog shit instead to ensure safe transit in the post.
Didn’t put a stamp on the envelope,so the cunt will have to go to the post office and pay a couple of quid to get it,too.
Hopefully he’ll be hit by a lorry on the way into town.
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Splendid, Hugh, absolutely splendid!
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Not a penny from me dear.Thieving scrotes.Full charity oven.
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I once had a brief relationship with a woman who ran a charity.
All I can say is that I wouldn’t have minded being a pound behind her.
She had more holidays than I had warm meals.
Charities are a fucking racket and should be avoided.
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We need to do more, we need to be in more places, we need to help more kids…..and we can’t do it without you.
Don’t we fund all these backward shit holes through the foreign aid budget and then the cunts want even more.
Mass sterilisation of Africa, go fund me 😂
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Mass extermination of Africa 🧨💥🧨💥🧨💥🧨💥
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It’s a fucking industry. Headed up by overpaid London based cunts.
‘£10 a month pays our chief exec for 3 seconds and eases the pain of lunching in the Ivy’
There was one for poor kids in Zimbabwe the other day. A country that is rotten to the core and couldnt give a fuck about poor black kids.
Like the rest of Africa.
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Over population in the World and dickheads in positions of power ensure the Charity gravy train will continue for evermore.
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Give generously.
Give Napalm.
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Why they aim this condescending shit at people of a certain age boils my now non existent piss.
When I watch repeats of classics like The Sweeney and Please Sir on ITV4, the adverts are peppered with these play on your guilt ‘charidee’ gumph.
‘This child can’t smile’ ‘This African shitlhole needs water’ ‘We need to help Afganistan’.
So, why tell me? There is an economic crisis here in Britain, you know. I just want to keep my heaters running during this atrocious Winter.
ITV are cunts, for ruining great programmes with this finger wagging treating us like naughty schoolkids crap. That’s why I prefer DVDs and Blurays. The original shows without any shit
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Please Sir. Penny Spencer and Carole Hawkins as the two Sharons.
The things I’d have done to them…..
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Children in need
Live Aid
Hollywood fire gofundme
Doesn’t matter who the cunt is who’s got their hand out….
NOWT.
You get nowt.
If someone starves? Good.
Someone freezes? Good.
Some sooty kid drinks wildebeest piss?.. Good
Someone can’t pump up the tyres on the wheelchair? Good.
Not my fuckin problem.
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Aye no smegs from me 😁😁
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The build up to the Live Aid gig was also ridiculous.
George Harrison was spotted at Heathrow, so the tabloids started to wank off about a ‘Beatles reunion’ for Live Aid. The Sun even did a front page about this.
George was baffled by this. When finally asked, he said it was ludicrous. He openly said he wasn’t too fond of Macca for a start (can’t blame him for that). He also told the Sun’s pigs that one Beatle was already dead.
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@Norman Gotta love George for speaking his mind🥰
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The Stones reaction to Live Aid was also interesting.
Geldof called Bill Wyman. Wyman told Geldof that Mick Jagger was eager to do it, because he wants to be trendy and relevant.
But, then Wyman called Geldof back and said there’d be no Stones. When Geldof adked why, Bill said ‘Keith doesn’t give a fuck’.
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Very true Jill.
George was right.as well You can see it on Peter Jackson’s Get Back series. McCartney at times treats George like he is a hired hand. Lennon, however, shows George more resprct. John even halped George write his song ‘All Things Must Pass’.
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At least Live Aid was enjoyable in parts.
Quo, Dire Straits, Bowie, Queen did the business. And even U2 did probably their last decent performance before Bonio’s arse blew up.
The Sabbath and Zeppelin reunions were shit though.
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Live Aid was all well and good.
But can you imagine the amount spent on coke backstage?
That scruffy cunt Geldof is telling the ordinary man to part with his hard earned. Yet rock and pop’s twateratti were devouring the Devil’s Dandruff at Wembley and JFK Stadiuim?
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One of the bands who were part of Live Aid Norman, bought a power boat. They paid a sum equivalent to half the total amount raised by Live Aid. I can’t remember who it was, perhaps another cunter can?
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Robert Wagner?
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United whom I’ve supported since the 40s, haven’t got their first bone-idle black bastard in goal. It means they stand a chance against the Arse today.
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True Sammy.
I’ve been going since I was a lad in the early 70s, and he is the worst goalie I’ve witnessed at Old Trafford. I’ve seen some duds and all. Paddy Roche, Jim Leighton, Roy Carroll, Andy Andy Gorham Gorham (two of them, you see) and the Blind Venetian Massimo Taibi. That Polish cunt who was Big Edwin’s understudy was also shite.
But from De Gea to Onana is a huge step don. The useless treewsinger makes Chris Turner look like Lev Yashin.
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But from De Gea to Onana is a huge step down. The useless treewsinger makes Chris Turner look like Lev Yashin.
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Jim Leighton was fucking ace.
Growing up in the late eighties, he was the goalie none of us aspired to be… when football was a thing.
I remember Greavisie used to give ‘The Saint’ shit every week about Scottish goalkeepers and usually referred to good ole Jim as the prime example of uselessness.
Hahahah, what a wanker.
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I take it you never saw Ronnie Briggs, Norman. He made the black banana look like Lev Yashin.
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Jim Leighton was known as the faulty condom.
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My dad and grandad told me about Briggs, Sammy.
My Grandad Barlow said he was shit,
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I just about remember a cup tie at home in the late 70s.
It was against Arsenal, and the pitch was covered in snow,
The orange ball was used.
Sammy Mac and Big Gordom scored
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The Jim Leighton Condom.
‘Never catch anything with the Jim Leighton Condom/
But clean sheets cannot be guaranteed.’
I know the lad who did that infamous Red Issue cartoon. Jim demanded that Fergie ban the fanzine from Old Trafford. Fergie told him to man up.
Scottish goalie Alan Rough was usually the butt of Greavsie’s jokes. I remember Jimmy Greaves actually praising Leighton dring his Aberdeen years. But when Leighton got to Old Trafford, he turned shit
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And poor Gary Walsh. A promising keeper and a local lad. Got his head kicked off/in during a friendly in Bermuda of all places. Never the same again after that.
And then there waa the antics of Clayton ‘Sunbed’ Blackmore on that trip….
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That one where binman lookalike Brad Pitt and U2 Diddyman from the Treacle Butty Mine, Bonio do that clicking their fingers thing…
‘Every time I do that (clicks digits) somebody in Africa (where else?) dies.’
Punchable…. Very very punchable.
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Norman, didn’t someone famously shout
“Stop doing it then, you cunt”?
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Bonio could put them on his 20 million euros yacht.
Because he’s got one.
Not bad for working in a Jam Butty Mine in Knotty Ash.
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Just spent ten minutes trying to source this true story, but it’s been buried in the meantime. The figures are legit, though, .. I took a screen grab of the figures at the time, and re-read it often prior to that laptop’s failure 2 years ago.
10 years ago, a UK charity handed over only 3% of what they raised in a year. £873,546 raised, roughly £27,000 passed on. When questioned about the disparity, the missing £845,000 was written off as ‘fundraising expenses’.
The watchdogs response? .. a request to maybe up the 3% to 10 or 15% in future.
Tail wagging the dog, though but?
That’s fully true, folks, I just never bothered with the name of the cunts. It wasn’t animals they were exploiting, so I was only outraged by the numbers.
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Years ago Cuntemall the company I worked for joined a scheme in which their employees could volunteer to pay a fixed contribution of their salary each month to the NSPCC. I’ve sympathy with young kids in poor circumstances. It’s not their fault and they are in no position to change it. When I looked at the NSPCC’s budget I found that more than half was spent on advertising. I didn’t sign up.
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When that Icelandic bank went tits up, it transpired that one of the big UK ones (ISPCC or ISPCA) had/lost £87,000,000 in ‘investment’ therein.
What. the .fuck?
My impression of charity before that had been that they were always floating just above the red line(zero) & thus lived cap to mouth eternally.
The counter argument for the 87 million ‘accruing money with capital’ is bollocks in this case. And if they had that much in one obscure location, how much elsewhere whilst still a-begging all the time?
(I know when it’s kids it’s not their fault, btw, folks. But when I read like I read this morning .. 53 y.o. Israeli hostage found dead in Gaza … had 19 kids … I dont accept 1 oz. of guilt towards that fucking ridiculous carry-on. It is 100% that fucker’s (and the rest of the overbreeders like him) fault when their offspring end up in the shit, however it happens …
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Oink oink oink piggies at the trough 🐖🐖🐖
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No sign of that 87M figure standalone anymore, (also it was never the I-spc’s, (as in : the oirish versions ; my typo)) .. but a round figure of £1 Billion lost to various councils, charities fire brigades (!) and more. UK councils to the tune of £798 million!
The Guardian led with
a ‘Children’s Hospice’ losing £25 million, for example.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2008/oct/10/banking-iceland#:~:text=He%20said%20the%20collapse%20of,to%20more%20than%20%C2%A325m.
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Never watch adverts. Besides I don’t believe in charities, with most of it lining the pockets of the people it isn’t intended for. I prefer to give money directly to the person in need. I f they spend it on drink and fags, I’ll bollock them to their face for being cunts and make sure everyone gets to find out.
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Fucking charity begins at home.
Unless you are labour, in which case send all taxpayers money abroad to furnish Johnny Foreigner in the life he has become used to.
Failing that, let them come here and recieve full bed and board with priority health treatment and plenty of white girls to rape with impunity.
Did you see Ducky Wes today… apparently the Muslims are to be protected from the lies of the grooming gang backlash….. it’s not them ya know..
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A very righteous cunting.
I fucking hate charities.
Many years ago I got dragged into volunteering for one while in a family business. It was a local chapter of a well known world wide charity that enjoys a good reputation.
I have never seen such a scam in my life. The staff were a bunch of overpaid, professional leeches who mooched off other peoples guilt and good intentions. The guy who ran it liked to tell everyone, “Give ’til it hurts.”
However, there is a local resale shop I donate clothes and other stuff to. These people serve the community and nobody’s getting rich. They don’t ask for anything and they’re always grateful for what you give them.
One year we got a new Christmas Tree so we gave our old one away. It was pretty cool to see how excited the little boy was when he got it.
But these big organized charities…Save the Children…Save the Whales…Save the Environment…Save My Ass…blah blah blah…
Fuck ’em!
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I probably should add that I sometimes donate to the Red Cross. I think they do good work…especially with disaster relief.
I donated to the Red Crescent as well…a couple of dozen brown sugar and honey glazed smoked hams. They weren’t very appreciative.
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Charity begins at home….my fucking home 👍
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What, all of them? You must be fucking loaded.
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Most big charities are full of wrong-uns.
Far right pin cushion, Jo Cox’s husband brendan decided the salary package wasn’t enough at save the children.
So he added sexual harassment to the deal..apparently they wouldn’t spring for a car.
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I am a hard cunt, see these adverts, the voice over drops an active…..
So what? Fuck off you grabbing twat!
I only give money to the air ambulance and local hospice.
2 things I may need.
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Get up off your lazy arses and do something, bone idle cunts. Samuel Smiles had it about right. Poverty’s biggest cause is irresponsible behaviour. In this regard nothing has changed since Victorian times. A good flogging at school or a bit of national service would soon provide some much needed backbone.
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Top bloke old Sam Smiles, have been reading most of his books of late, and it makes me ashamed to see just how far we have fallen. The Huguenots book was as in sight. Whole lot of immos coming over here, a bit like today, but the difference was they came to work and graft and make a success of both them and their adopted country.
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Here you go boyo’s, pick your favourite CEO to sponsor….🤬
https://www.theguardian.com/society/salarysurvey/table/0,12406,1042677,00.html
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These actually aren’t as bad as I thought they would be.
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I do wonder just when “Charities” moved from being the providence of “Lady Bountiful” and became just another gravy train for slimy fat cats.
Oh and remember “Charity” is not the same as “Charity Status”. The first has that old geezer the good Samaritan organising it, the second is a tax fiddle, just have a look who and what counts as a “charity” Eton and Harrow and most of the other so called public schools. A “charity school” was where the country kids and the poor kids went until they were 12 years old and could go down the mines.
evenin’
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OT. United are fighting like dogs at the Emirates.
A million miles from the bottling of the Ten Hag era.
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And Maguire has turned into a monster.
Thought he was going to fight the sntire Arsenal team today.
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From Ten Hag’s Turds to Dogs Of War.
Get in there!
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Charity has become an industry. Mostly based in big offices in London.
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