Keen to cement his position as the most popular British Prime Minister ever (Copyright The Daily Mirror), here comes Sir Rodney Starmfuhrer with his
PLAN FOR CHANGE.
Delivered against a backdrop of a poundshop Nuremberg Rally and looking like he’s badly in need of a laxative, the Dear Leader tells us he has 6 millstones, 5 emissions and 3 foundations. Which are linked. Or something.
So will this meaningless word salad turn things around for him?
I think we’ll be able to draw our own conclusions when Rodders appoints a Minister for Deckchair Rearrangement. Maybe a job for the brilliant Economist when she gets the sack.
Plan for Change?
Sack of Shit more like.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
The leopard going to do no such thing. Get rid of the cunt.
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I say keep him,Sammy.There’s no better man to bring this once great land down to the very bottom.As we all know,once you’re at the bottom,there’s only one way you can go.
Up !
Or in,maybe,if you’re Mr Mandelson.
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The cunt Two-Tier couldn’t plan a fucking game of find your own arsehole. Any plans he has for us are straight from the National Socialist/Hilter playbook. Trauma through injustice, cancel elections, euthanasia, great replacement, Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Morning 20.
I hear he’s a dab-hand at finding other people’s arseholes though.
I’ve drank enough vodka to sink a battleship in my time, I know a drinker when I see one, and he is definitely a heavy drinker.
I speak from bitter experience that drinking and serious, responsible leadership are like oil and water and it is merely a matter of time before this verminous traitor is outed as the nancy-boy drunk he really is.
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Hi T.
He does seem to have some difficulty focusing, and his thinking seems very blurred!
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Happy Owen Jones is a wanker day 🍾
Rodders will announce 10 commandments, Guido Fawkes will be busy
https://order-order.com/2024/12/05/the-mess-inside-keir-starmers-head-labours-missions-pillars-milestones-and-steps-to-growth-mapped/
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Those colours are of the new set of illegal foreigners the cunt is allowing in.
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What a load of shite. In other news the mugs e.g. the tax payer has to stump up another £43 Billion to pay off the debts of the local authorities. Tell you what Kier take your bunch of chancers and charlatans fuck off and go away.
Morning all
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Sounds like the bent cunt has got Rachel from Accounts to dust off the Magic Money Tree…again.
The only thing that pack of rats will put in your pocket is their hands,to either feel your balls or steal your wallet..both probably.
Anyway I’m off now,I’ve got a driving lesson with a Saudi Arabian doctor.
Good morning.
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Don’t forget your bottles of propane Tez.
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I wonder if we’ll ever know for certain the truth about Lady Vic leaving him, his bit on the side’s child or his back alley bum chum.
Or who paid for the (alleged) super injunction.
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So shouldn’t this be the point where any Labour voters out there now put in an appearance to reject this nom and defend and promote their party’s manifesto?
Will anyone come on and stand up for what they supposedly believe in? And if not, why do they seem to lack conviction when it comes to their own party’s agenda?
I will be delighted to be surprised.
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Our next door neighbours, Champagne Socialists both, waxed lyrical about Rodders and his party of dumbfucks in the summer. They were overjoyed at the election result.
I haven’t heard a squeak out of them for the last 5 months.
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I had a drink with my former business partner in London a couple of Fridays ago (fuck me what an absolutely third world pit that town has become – walked down Oxford Street amid a sea of sinister Arabic jabbering gangs, my hands firmly in both pockets making sure I could feel my phone, wallets, and keys in my hands at all times). My business partner, a lovely guy but a proper Metropolitan trendy right on scarf wearing Moët sniffing lefty, commented on how dodgy London was these days. I began to say that perhaps we were seeing the effects of unrestrained illegal immigration, and he snorted and chuckled and began on his “you Daily Mail bigot” jibe. He was stumped when I asked him how the fuck he explained the situation around him that even he had commented on feeling pronounced discomfort over.
I only ever observe cognitive dissonance in the middle class lefty set. “Oh let the poor refugees in, they need our love and compassion…er, not too near us though. Isn’t there some awful place up north we can put them?”
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Nailed it BD.
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Like a child being told off and coming up with a new set of ideas. There’ll be a third lot in the new year. Get shut now, it’s embarrassing.
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Milestones?
More like millstones. At least he didn’t unveil a tombstone of pledges like that rubber faced bellend Ed Miliband.
Starmer and his cabinets constant harping on about ‘resets’ fizzes my shit too.
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Looking at the depth of talent at his disposal, I expect the next sacked Minister will be replaced by Larry the cat.
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Thievin’ Reeves has probably stopped his food allowance to save money and help balance the nations finances.
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Larry has to be locked in his basket whenever the Mayor of Ulezistan visits number 10.
As an accomplished ratter it’s feared he’d attack and kill the verminous little rodent.
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I’m not keen on Ed or his brother David.
I prefer their brother Steve.
He’s a bit of a joker.
https://youtu.be/dV3AziKTBUo?t=48
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lol, good one mate. RIP Steve.
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That Joker Part 2 is absolute crap.
A load of Lady Gaga doing showtunes and bad cover versions of everything from the Bee Gees to the Carpenters.
And that cunt Coogan is in it as well.
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Push a millstone on them
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The Buggers Club is well served by having a lying devious heap of shit as it’s leader, sucking up to union barons and every sodomite and per*ert that has any semblance of power. I wonder why the fragrant Lady Victoria agreed to act as his beard for so long?
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It’s all about the money, honey.
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Perhaps a damehood too?
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Rodney and the Labour Party have had more restarts than a windows vista laptop.
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I really believed that the UK was at its nadir when that cowardly Cunt Johnson locked the place down and paid folks to stay inside and wank. It couldn’t get worse, right?
Then came the Lettuce PM and Pishy Rishy. Two fucking vandals.
It couldn’t get worse, right?
Im-possible!
The Conservatives deserved a good kicking for not being Conservative.
After all that the communists get voted in. A solid 20% of those who could vote filled in the red box…..an overwhelming result (eh?(
It’s almost like Labour are in a race to completely fuck the country in 4 years. Are these labour fuck wits Russian robots?
It’s time for a good old fashioned African style military coup. Fuck all 600 of the MPs into the Thames.
We need a strong leader, the death penalty and a significant reduction in the population. Work houses instead of bennies. Fish on Friday’s!
Grifter Farage is not the answer. He’s a blowhard weak toff.
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What’s most disturbing bus the appear genuinely convinced that their insane policies are actually going to work.
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Morning T, I’m not so sure about that – what I see is just a bunch of traitors who hate this country and its native population and will do everything they can to fuck us and place us in the grip of anti-Western powers. I think they actively do not want their policies to succeed in the way they claim they do, they’re just pretending this is all definitely for our collective good.
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Your prolly right BD, it’s just so incomprehensible to me why these cunts would do that.
MCC has the right idea, straight in the Thames, a bit more pollution won’t hurt it.
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*is they
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Don’t doubt this cunt. He is going to change the way politics is done in this country. Like all labour governments his main mission is to hard code more socialism into legislation.
Don’t take so much notice of his announcements but watch legislation that is quietly passed without fanfare using his massive majority.
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British democracy is doing fuck all for the vast majority of the British.
How odd.
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We don’t live in a democracy, and even if we did it would still be shit.
Benevolent dictatorship is the answer.
I’m available, and I’d put my namesake to shame within the first week.
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It was obvious from his very first appearance on the scene that Two Tier was a wrong ‘un.
He’s now reached the pinnacle, leading a group of liars, hypocrites, incompetents and wankers.
A true bunch of cunts.
Morning all.
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I am hoping The Donald takes none of Mandy’s old buck and tells the little snivelling cunt to fuck off. According to one BBC lickspittle yesterday, the reason Mandelson has been inflicted on the States is to show how seriously we take the relationship with America, and for Mandy to “offer advice”. They think so highly they inflict that rimming little crook. DT should tell him to stick his advice up his AIDS-ridden arse.
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Any half-normal person should ask themselves “Would I let this person babysit my kids/grandkids?”.
If yes, you’re not half-normal.
If no, why is he in such a position of power, yet again, after numerous past disgraces?
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I reckon, as was probably the case with Blair, that Mandy is the pimp who arranges the rent boys. Clearly he and they are up to no good.
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What in the name of God does a “clean energy superpower” even mean!
In a few years’ time,when he and Milipede have got us all shivering to death in unheated homes it will affect less than 1pc of global pollution.
An utterly preposterous piece of Orwellian sloganising.
China, India, the USA, Japan, Russia must be laughing their heads off.
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No one has yet explained to me why an average increase of 1°C in global temperature over the next 50 years is a bad thing.
Even though it’s not true, what does it matter if the North Pole is minus 39 and not minus 40, or the UK average temp is 13 degrees, not 12.
Oh, and even if polar bears were endangered, which they most certainly are not, fuck ’em.
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Ed Millipede is a mong
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So mow a Spanish State owned Company own Harland and Wolfe, a Dutch (I think it was) state owned Railways owns chunks of ours, the Chinks own the ware and the Ahyrabs own most of the docks.
Who I wonder is going to “lay down his life” to protect this sceptred isle owned by all and sundry?
Certainly not the influx of rubber boaters, and not the rainbow woke.
Starmer is an arrogant swine, ignoring the opinions of the electorate.(Oh so that’s a Dictator then.) just as so many of the representatives of the “working peoples” now do.. Remember G.Brown and his dismissal of that old lady’s concerns about illegals?
To feel no shame or embarrassment at having his clothes and glasses paid for by others; To have even thought it was an acceptable thing to publicly do shows either complete arrogance or lack of judgement..
Fucki’ “milestones”, “targets” “re-boot” pretty stage show colours and a named fraudster running his anti fraud team.
The only reason he went into politics was because he wasn’t GOOD ENOUGH to be a toolmaker like his old man.
By fk I hate the man.
I need to calm down and watch a cat on a skateboard. clip.
very draughty again and the ferry isn’t sailing.
Mornin’ all…
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I wish they would change Christmas, 37 fucking years of the fucking Pogues signing about fucking New York….
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Nuremberg, you say?
Don’t insult proper Nazis by comparing them to this gaggle of quisling pricks.
Sieg Heil.
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I’d choose Leon Degrelle over this bunch of traitors any day.
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Dame Kweer is dead behind the eyes.
This cunt is bereft of emotions and is the embodiment of the NPC meme.
His reaction or lack of reaction when that poof covered him in glitter recently, was evidence that he’s not even fully human.
If any cunters can cast their minds back a few years, this odious piece of slime wanted harder lockdowns during the Covid 19 scam.
Harder lockdowns. The cheeky power hungry bastard.
If that wasn’t an enormous red fucking flag then I don’t know what was yet the brain-dead masses still went out (or didn’t go out) helping to vote this inept clown and his party into 5 years of dictatorship.
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Take it from me, he’s drunk.
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I’going through changes
It took so long
To realize
And I can still hear
Her last goodbyes
Now all my days
Are filled with tears
Wish I could go back
Ozzy Osborne.
Changes?
Then you better run boys.
Because I’ve never known changes to be for the better .
It’ll be kiers vision for a socialist utopia where we give vast sums to foreign countries whilst starving our own people.
The only changes I want are his and his ilks heads on pikes.
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LABOUR SCUM! OFF OUR STREETS!
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NOW!!!!
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Change=Hard Re Set(5 years left!). Smegtastic.As Adolf Schwab mentioned “You Vill Own Nuffink und be happy” rubbish.Mein Gotta we are stuck in diarrhoea drive.Liebour can’t run a bath.Full Guy Fawkes treatment.
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Yeah, WE will own nothing and THEY will own everything. Guess what, I won’t be fucking happy.
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Cunts have enough money for arsewipe Lammy to announce £50 million to aid the Syrians. We all know what will happen to that don’t we Alan’s Snackbar
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All I can say is that if you’ve got anything you have worked for, any savings, any property or anything else worth money then keep an eye on it.
These cunts will be after it and give it to the great unwashed who don’t deserve it.
Labour ALWAYS take from the working and give to the feckless….it’s in their blood..
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At least they used to give it to the feckless already in the country, now they’re importing the fuckers first, by the million.
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Carbon Credits for the elite 😡😡😡
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You can’t eat money, best to use it now on stocking up on things that will be useful when a real reset happens.
Tradeables like vodka and tobacco, secure a clean water supply, secure your premises, get a 4×4 (a real one, not a yuppy toy), weapons etc. decent outdoor gear, learn outdoor skills, emergency medical supplies and the knowledge to use them.
If you live in a city, move. It’s no good thinking about careers, pensions, etc, that’s all gone.
Or you could just watch the world burn.
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You won’t, leftists are disingenuous nimby’s .
They need to be enriched with their own petard.
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The plan is to change live pensioner’s into dead pensioners…!
https://youtu.be/mQrvmY5s2mo
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Change? Change what? Nothing will change.
The energy price cap will rise and rise.
Migrants will continue to invade and leech off the country.
Terrorists will commit another heinous crime.
The BBC will still spread their hate and demented woke propaganda.
LGBTQ shite will be force fed to everyone, from the general public to school kids.
Football will still be an unaffordable multi million pound foreign run circus.
And our esteemed MPs will still cream off ‘expenses’, get freebies and have their sticky fingers in the till (see you, Dirty Ange).
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