The Plan for Change

 

Keen to cement his position as the most popular British Prime Minister ever (Copyright The Daily Mirror), here comes Sir Rodney Starmfuhrer with his
PLAN FOR CHANGE.

Delivered against a backdrop of a poundshop Nuremberg Rally and looking like he’s badly in need of a laxative, the Dear Leader tells us he has 6 millstones, 5 emissions and 3 foundations. Which are linked. Or something.

So will this meaningless word salad turn things around for him?
I think we’ll be able to draw our own conclusions when Rodders appoints a Minister for Deckchair Rearrangement. Maybe a job for the brilliant Economist when she gets the sack.

Plan for Change?

Sack of Shit more like.

bbcnews

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

65 thoughts on “The Plan for Change

  1. Two patients I see at the renal unit.

    One is a bloke in his early 60s, worked and paid in all his life until his kidneys failed last year. The other, a Pakistani personage, who is as uncooperative and as awkward as possible. Claims not to speak any English, yet he is as old as the other man I’ve mentioned.

    Both have appointments at Salford Royal next week. Neither of them drive.
    The white patient has been offered no help regarding transport to and from the hospital. When he asked, he was told to get (and pay for) a taxi.

    The Asian one didn’t ask, yet he had an ambulance laid on without question. They couldn’t do enough for him, and he is treated like he is some sort of rock star. Straight up, true story.

    I’ll say this about a change. We fucking well need it.

    • As much as I’m reluctant to write this, a lot more people need to go through the same until dissidence gains majority status. Grumbling, wishing or voting won’t fix this.
      So, yes, a great reset.

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