MONSTROUS REGIMENT informatic: Term originates from letters written by Protestant Reformer John Knox circa 1588 railing against the domination in Scotland by Scottish Queens (alas not the LGBTQ+- variety). Now taken to describe the ever deeper penetration of matters feminist into society. AKA the Gender Equality Movement as spearheaded by the 50-50 Project at the BBC and rapidly spreading across the broadcast media in the UK and world wide. Cloned by Sky News with the magnificently named Political Correspondent Amanda Ake-arse. It’s the thing to do innit.
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Results of the link below? Instead of the once customary tall male Oxbridge cunts in skinny suits fronting live outside broadcasts while the Rooskie shite is raining down in Ukraine or Storm Darragh is tearing away the seafront in Bognor we now get legions of posh tottie at it. Very well paid posh tottie no doubt. Common theme bottle blond hair (but with the dark roots left undyed to demonstrate that the intrepid fem is not of a certain age with greyed out hair) and those stuck on eyebrow caterpillars that seem de-rigour my dahlings.
All very well, gotta go with the flow, no profit in standing as an old Canute Cunt against the tide of history etcetera etcetera but bugger me there are vast numbers of these fillies at it. Usual overkill. How many daughters can a BBC Exec have? Cynics Theory dictates that there are so many of these fillies on the payroll to cover for the old monthly indisposition. On that theme the Regiment seem perfectly happy when they can flatly deliver their prepared scripts (we all know they have memories like elephants) but rather less good at putting dodgy cunts of any spectrum to the question. My observation anyway. Am I alone in wishing that during the endless repetition of the same unanswered question Emily or Kirsty get their tits out instead? Perhaps I am. Pass me my Tianeptine dahling.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.
Emily and Kirsty, please, no really, please don’t get your tits out.
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Oh , I dunno. The sight of tits in any form is most welcome to contribute to the wank bank
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Not ‘spaniel ears’ mate, surely?
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50:50 The Equality Project.
I’m all in favour, as long as the 50% with a Y chromosome are schooled in gender etiquette by Gregg Wallace.
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Well that’s a pile of shite churned out by the BBC
I have zero knowledge of the ‘content’ on the BBC because I don’t watch it, from past experience I know that regardless of who provides the content it will be biased.
I like my TV old style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
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Absolutely splendid!
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I wonder how many “feminists” would be in favour of 50/50 male/female in frontline troops if a draft was implemented to fight Russia or China.
Fucking none would be my best guess, the only possible supporters would the old hags who know full well they are not getting called up due to age lol.
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There would be a few “You go girl!” morons that would volunteer.
Soon change their minds once subjected to an artillery barrage, or rayped by Ivan.
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in the uk women were allowed to serve frontline since 2018. Plus we’ve all heard of crack sniper Russian females in ww2.
feminazis can fuck off though
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50/50.. the BBC is 100% unwatchable these days..
What’s the beebs percentage on pèdophiles and dog rapists these days.
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With the bbc being in favour of Johnny Foreigner, they’ll be playing the let’s roll over game.
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There would be a few “You go girl!” morons that would volunteer.
Soon change their minds once subjected to an artillery barrage, or rayped by Ivan.
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Double post, sorry.
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What the fuck is the BBC?
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Bastards Broadcasting Communism.
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Brainwashing Bent Communists
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Blatantly buggering children
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Quite the coincidence.
I was only discussing this very matter with Mrs Terry this morning,after she’d emptied my sack and whilst she made my fry up.
It was all resolved amicably,by me spanking her.
Good show.
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Women love sea food. Don’t see them dying in the North Sea.
Women love diamonds. Don’t see them dying in collapsed mines.
Women love real wood work tops. Don’t see them dying by chainsaw.
They want equal rights then force the blue haired, man hating muff divers into equal dangerous jobs. 99 % of work place deaths are men. But women are only after being ceo, head of advertising of the fluffy cushion company.
At least in the 18th and 19th century Women died in the Mills as men did in heavy industry.
Equal rights. Equal deaths.
Let’s get more black farmers drowning in slurry, more Muslims dying in steel Mills, more lesbians bleeding to death in remote woodland from a kickback from a chainsaw.
And after all that they still moan that about retirement age. Men work till we die……
Rant over. Happy Cunting christmas to you all and a happy, healthy 2025 to you all and your loved ones….
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Fucking spot on…👍
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Top notch!
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Utter bollocks.Full Christmas oven please Unkle T
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This world is fucked gentle readers….Xmas Eve brings a massive Asteroid passing earth, and with a chance that its attendant debris field may hit Northern Europe, ,and hopefully the shithole that was at one time our Capital. Popcorn anyone ?
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Boom….🔥
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I’m sure it’s a symbol, and we should encourage people of peace to stand in open areas, like Hyde Park, on the night in question.
Hopefully, they will be lifted to Paradise.
All other folk, stay indoors and away from windows, apart from every scrote and wee ned on my estate.
Dance in the street, please!
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Isn’t this the same BBC that once proclaimed that there were a 100 genders.
So that’s their 50/50 scheme down the toilet..
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That, my dear sir, should be printed, laminated, framed in gold and presented to whoever thinks they are currently head of the BleedingBollockingCuntshow.
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Great news fellow counters, Gaie Delap ,one of those silly ‘Just Stop Oil’ fools has been recalled to prison. Apparently the electronic tag could not be fitted to her ankle due to deep vein thrombosis (pull the other one ) and was too big for her wrist so the 77 year old biddy will be eating porridge with a sprig of Holly on Christmas Day.
Her MP , a Green , says that it will cost the taxpayer £12,000 to keep her locked up for the next week or whatever. Strangely, the MP doesn’t mention how much the antics of the silly cow cost 🇬🇧 economy .
Sorry Admin , off topic but I am sure that the IsAC gang would appreciate this news.
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12 grand well spent
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Silly old goat.Tough.Ha ha ha my sides 😂😂😂
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Are you reading my mind, Guzzi?
I was just about to post a comment on this very subject, up to, and including the sprig of holly in her Christmas porage!
I have only one other thing to add.
Hahahahaha!!
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Its all-out them these days, one couldn’t even give a friendly word of advice these days.
Oh no, no, no, cry’s the fifty fifty knt, how dare you.
It is and will be abused, as deliberate knts use the system to cover they’re shambolic inadequacies.
Bud light, well that at least that exposed some these knts in jobs beyond they’re ability, even if that woke knt was a WEF plant along with the rest of they’re shitty arse political Plants are around the globe.
Fk Kissinger and his love child.
Fk off inclusion, you lying shower of cunts
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Are you OK, Mecuntry?
Maybe cut down a bit?
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Fkrs Knts, all of em.
The lifeguard that cannot swim but ticked all of the other boxes.
It’s great to have you on board.
All bollox of course but it happens.
Im grand Jeezum, thanks
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Glad to hear, Mecuntry.
If there’s ought you really want to vent about, I think you might find here isn’t the place.
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There’s a drama on the telly (probably the BBC), where Jane Seymour’s mother is as black as Newgate’s knocker.
You know, the Jane Seymour who was Henry VIII’s third wife and the mother of Edward VI.
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Ah, naughty, Norman!
It’s colour blind casting, where the actor is cast in a role for their acting ability to portray the role, and not the colour of their skin.
Bit like that Anne Boleyn shite, where the actor ( scoff) emoted the full range of A to B. I’ve seen wooden spoons with a face drawn on give a better performance!
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Sorry, can’t go 100% along with this one
I object to any meddling with job applications.
1) “can you do the job?” “Yes”. “Right join the other applicants over there and we shall talk”.
2) “can you do the job?” “I’m female/black/asian/disabled/alphabety/special….”
“That’s not what I asked, fuck off.”
All I want to know is “can you do the job”, and if you can you’re in with a shout otherwise shut the fuck up.
Yes Big Jim I know you want equality but do you really think you will be happy on a sewing machine making ladies knickers? ( the big baggy hideous granny ones not the nice silky ones before you lot start volunteering)
It cuts both ways. when it comes to jobs.
Evenin’
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I sometimes really wish I could be on the interview team for some jobs, I’d be doing a Srralln!
” You’re fired!”
” Hang on, I haven’t been hired!”
” My point, exactly.”
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I dare say there will be some sort of trans abomination superfreak in this years’ Christm…. sorry… Holiday Doctor Who.
And, I have no doubt that they will as bad an actor as Ncunti Gayblack.
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25th December at 5:10pm.
Shuti gains a new friend!
Be still, my beating heart,
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