It’s comforting to know that our hard-working MPs will once again be tucked up nice and warm in their homes for another winter, courtesy of UK taxpayers.
Of course some of our pensioners won’t be so lucky now that our munificent government has taken the axe to the Winter Fuel Payment, after swearing blind before the general election that it wouldn’t.
Still, our suffering pensioners can heart from the fact that their sacrifice will enable old ‘TwoTierNeverHereFreeGear’ and his band of rogues to continue spending
billions on setting up illegal migrants in comfort, not to mention sending more billions in freebies abroad.
I’m just surprised that they didn’t do away with the £10 Christmas bonus while they were about it. Still, there’s always next year for that. All together now…
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Ten quid bonus lol.
I could get 12 ciggies and granny can warm her hands on the fag-ends.
Just what do MPs spend their wages on when everything from food to heating to Sky TV is claimed on x’s?
They should do what everybody else has to do when working a job away from home; commute, stay in a hotel/B and B or move house, and their wages are for bills and living expenses, like, you know, normal people.
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I’m surprised that the tenner ‘bonus’ hasn’t been axed. For it to have any meaningful, comparable value today, it would have to be something like £165.
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Morning Ron,
It’s outrageous that criminals, illegally entering the country, are treated far better than pensioners.
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Seriously, this issue of our tax guzzling political cunts infuriates me! They should get fuck all except a kick up the arse, and as for that lanky twat Reeves she seriously needs to be pot roasted ! Cunts the lot of them.
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And so say all of us, JaC!
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High taxes and most of us ordinary folk get fuck all in return ; no NHS dentists near me, get robbed and just get a crime number, A&E expect a 6 hour wait.
This is no the country i grew up in half a century ago.
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Just moved from the south east to norwich. Seems to be more ethnics here than i expected, but i guess the cunts are everywhere. The GPs are as shit as much last place and there is NOT ONE NHS dentist in the whole fucking county of Norfolk!
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Or spit roasted
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African cooking pot
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Thousands of foreign nationals on benefits
Thousands of Asylum grifters in nice warm hotels
Pensioners who just miss out on Pension Credit (which is tax free) left to freeze
Well, it seems the government have had to make some difficult decisions 😂
Now all I have to decide is how to spend my £10.
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Did you donate it to Palestine?
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Fuck Palestine, it’s miles away … there’s trannies closer to home that ‘can’t go home for Xmas’ (in full regalia, I assume) that had the cap out for £65 quid apiece for an ‘christmas dinner’ last year. I saw it on this here fine website (if I didn’t dream the ludicrous shite!)
Prolly begging for £75 quid each, this year, the double-shameless cunts.
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Steady now Sick; don’t spend it all at once.
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They say that you can tell the health of a nation by the way it treats its children and elderly. Well guess what? By that yardstick the UK is on a fucking ventilator. MPs are CUNTS.
Good morning, everyone, and a Merry Christmas to all Cunters.
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I had a visit from our Parliamentary Labour candidate before the election. She is 26 and quite lovely whilst knowing the square root of fuck all. Consequently it was no hardship to invite her in and have a chat for 20 minutes so delaying the chance of her talking to people who might actually vote for her. Subsequently I received 3 letters from Keir Starmer promising not to interfere with the state pension. Unfortunately I burnt them otherwise I would take great pleasure in ramming them up his arse.
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According violent the rumours, so would he.
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Even though I’m an old git and can just about afford the heating, I shall come out in defiant sympathy for the rest of the ones born before winning a world war against the bosh for the second time. I also would be willing to make sure that the cunt in number 10 is kept warm, by setting fire to the place.
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A lot of people seem to think Labour came in with no credible plan about what they wanted to achieve in Government. But one thing they had looked into was how many pensioners they could kill each winter (4000) by removing the WFA.
So well done Labour for doing Due Diligence.
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Hallo meine kleinen Weihnachtselfen !!!
And The Final Solution was my idea: The thieving bastard !
💥
Frohe Weihnachten !!!
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Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Adolph.
You must be so proud that others are following your lead.
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Jawohl, Geordie. I think ᛋᛋtarmer would make a loyal National Socialist.
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Frohe Weihnachten….
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Rachel proving two wrongs do in fact make her right.
The caring, inclusive progressives that voted for this shit show are now happy if x amount of pensioners die this winter, obviously not acceptable if the Tories did it but now it’s for the comrades it’s ice box cool, just like granny’s flat.
Socialism can excuse any evil.
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Not just excuse it, but justify it for ‘the greater good’.
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I wish someone would make the difficult decision to kick Kweer Starmer in the bollox.
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It seems ironic how somebody that presumably has bollocks is such a cunt.
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Reeves – and Liz Kendall – are greedy grasping old cunts who would take a ten piece piece from a pisspot with their teeth. They always know to the penny how much they can claim – I am hoping, now they have their feet under the table the Telegraph reruns it’sm 2009 expenses enquory and this bunch of tarts and poofs go the same way as Jacqi Smith, Hazel Blears and old Nancy Purnell.
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Bloody Nancy Purnell got a job at the BBC.
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….which was never advertised, even in the Guardian, neither were the two promotions the old queen got.
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I have only just started getting a pension from the UK and the fucking cunts have nicked my heating allowance.
I will have to buy my own sun cream now.
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Out of interest AC, can you claim a Spanish pension?
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I will claim it when I can’t be arsed to work any more LL.
I have already paid in for the basic pension with more than 15 year’s worth of contributions, but everything that I pay in addition will eventually give me more.
I do have a bus pass which I have never used and I do qualify for my free holiday each year, which I also haven’t bothered with.
Instead of a winter fuel allowance which would only be needed if you live further north, we can fuck off to The Canarias for a week or so free of charge to warm ourselves up.
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Hasn’t been available in a few European countries for a while now
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Hasn’t been available in a few European countries for a while now
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I’d just like to take this opportunity to wish all Labour politicians, party members and supporters a merry Xmas and a happy New Year.
(No, not really).
Morning all.
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And spare a thought for poor old Rodney, who has had to take a holiday from all the stress the job has put him under..
Where does the world’s most charismatic man travel to..
I imagine that dull pòof sitting in some box room counting the bricks in the wall.
It would be a shame if the roof fell in..
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Rodders would find the Pencil Museum in Keswick too stimulating Baz.
Probably a bit far-Right too.
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I heard that he was going to that clinic in Turkey what Katie Price goes to, to get a personality implant.
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I heard it was an arsehole transplant.
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Hopefully his aeroplane will burst into flames 🔥🔥🔥
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A million strong army of WFA “relieved” pensioners should keep warm this winter by marching on Westminster and kicking to death the entire Cabinet.
Members of Parliament?
Scům.
Good morning.
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In an unselfish act of charitable munificence I shall be donating my £10 Christmas bonus to the brewing industry this evening.
Good morning, Merry Christmas and fuck off on holiday Sponger you cunt and don’t come back.
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They assassinate cunts for less in other countries, then why not here. At least the government should’ve arranged prison cells on wings for pensioners to be kept warm whilst defending their grievances towards the guilty cunts.
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The Heating Allowance, or Winter Fuel Payment is a ‘propper noun.’ It is important, as it is written starting with capital letters to make it stand out in a sentance. Yes! I did actually say the word “Important” there, but no one at the top thinks so.
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Anyone would think that the winter fuel allowance is some sort of gift.
A nice Christmas present generously donated by a benevolent government.
Pensioners have already paid for it.
It’s not a thing that should be taken away on a whim.
UK pensioners already get one of the most stingy pensions in Europe and they have to pay into it for 45 years (?).
They are treated like shit.
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At least when showing aggressive disbelief on not receiving Winter Fuel Payment, it does give you a warm glow for a brief moment.
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But, the government on the other hand, are doing their best to prevent me staying alive longer whilst claiming my pension since retiring from my last job.
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One way to keep warm at Christmas..
BBC News – Protests erupt in Syria over Christmas tree burning
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx27yx1y0deo
Look forward to more rag head types paddling to our once great shore’s…💩
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👎
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I’m surprised that it hasn’t happened here before now.
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“And the meek shall inherit the Earth”
Well I seem to have been waiting an awfully long time in the que.
The trouble nowadays is we have all come to expect that the political class is made up of chiselling grifters, so that when we see the over blown expenses claims we are no longer that that surprised. Nor when the Leader of the Country, our head statesman, the person who is supposed to have the best interests of his Country at heart, accepting free clothes, specs and the rest, all the nation does is tut it’s lips and does nothing.
“Save”, “work”, “be careful with your spending”, “don’t get into debt” all those post-war dictums that I was brought up on have been shown to have been false by past and especially the present government.
And on that cheerful note…..
No actually, all the best to the lot of you, and good health to you.
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You can still hear from the grave, her distant relative singing “You’ll Have To Go”.
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I think that if you would have paid the same amount of money into a private pension fund for as many years that you have paid into the state one, you wouldn’t have to worry about keeping warm and fed in winter.
You would be deciding which caviar would be best with your Champagne.
It’s a fucking disgrace, and possibly illegal that your pension contributions have been spent leaving absolutely no funds available for investment.
In fact, you don’t pay into any pension neither do you receive one in any accepted way.
You are paying an additional tax for your entire working life and receiving a benefit in old age.
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I don’t give a dead cold rat’s ass for anybody except me, they rest of the human vermin on this planet can fuck the fuck off.
So what if you freeze to death, there are worse ways to go.
The chances of me getting to old age and having to rely on shysters in government to keep me alive with hand outs is 0.0%
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Advice from a single pensioner to couples. Slap each other silly to keep warm. If there’s any chance of a ménage a trois, please let me know.
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Pensioners could also try wanking furiously with an extra layer on.
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Can’t, have to watch my blood pressure…😬
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Shite hawks.Full traitors oven Unkle.Liebour couldn’t run a bath 🛁.
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At least Pep’s got enough spit to go round for just about everyone.
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Nevermind, a few years down the line the cunts will be wearing orange jumpsuits, having their evil throats cut.
Merry fuckking Christmas.
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Mass noncompliance is the only way.
Anyhoo, I’m going to wish all of you cantankerous misanthropes a very merry Christmas 🎅 🎄 however you wish to spend it.
These steaming rat turds can’t take our spirit away.
Fuck ’em into the bin.
Festive menu:
Tar and feathers.
Gibbet.
Oven.*
* FAO Terence, we can wait until the new year for last course.
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Some of our remaining veterans will be cold this winter. I’m absolutely disgusted by this. The sacrifice they gave to us all to be then treated like shit by dullards, idiots and cretins that we now have in charge. I always wonder if they sleep well at night and I bet they do. No soul, compassion, ethics and empathy will do that for you. A disgrace to this nation forever.
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They are 😡. Replace us via the dinghy vermin.
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