I’m nominating a peaceful by the name of Khalid Baqa for a proper halal cunting.
This arsehole, a convicted terrorist, has taken offence to the name of a pub called The Saracen’s Head Inn. His complaint is “While walking through the area I was shocked and deeply offended by what I saw. I saw pub signage depicting a brown-skinned bearded Arab/Turk male with a turban and captioned The Saracen’s Head.”. He goes on “This instilled worry and fear in me since it was clearly xenophobic, racist and inciting violence to certain people.” Well this sounds exactly like the religion of peace, so what is this hypocrite’s problem?
If this cunt doesn’t like Western culture and values, he can fuck off to one of the Third World Islamic shitholes where he can crouch down with his nose an inch away from another Parking Stanley’s smelly feet during prayers at one of the local terrorist clubs.
Taking a look at the picture in the Telegraph article, I have to ask: why do so many of these terrorist types have beards the colour of an exploding backpack?
Nominated by Hard Brexit Cunt.
The answer is for all public houses to be run by nice Labour supporting Islamic friendly publicans. Take a visit to The Pansy’s Arms, down in Queens Passage, for example, run by mine hosts Kweer and Jackie, always ready with a warm word, mulled wine and a mince pie. Edifying music provided by Mandy Mandelson on the cottage upright, old Emmy Thornberry pulling pints (have the other half, duckie?) and on busy weekends old Dave Lammy as the potman.Licensed to sell tobacco, see Kweer for your shag.
None of these nasty names to upset our terrorist friend, though he might have watch his dick in the pub bogs, when Wessy and his little friends turn up for a Saturday night pink gin.
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I look forward to the day when cunts like this are either shot, or deported. Either is acceptable to me.
Hopefully, Mr. Baqa has a massive heart attack, very soon.
Get To Fuck and a happy New Year ?
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What about shot out of a cannon to the country of their choice?
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Roll up !
Roll up !
I’ll bid for the candy floss and toffee apple concession.
Alright Baz ?
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Not bad jack, made it to news years eve without falling foul of starmers stasi.
Now next year that’s a different story..
You keeping out of mischief..
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I’m a gentle soul.
Without sin ?
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He will have a heart attack and get treatment on the NHS at massive, taxpayer, expense.
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Johnnie Walker dead at 79.
I liked him, have done for over fifty years, great DJ.
☹️
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Agree Jack, a good bloke, grew up listening to Caroline and his theme tune was “When they were young” I think. A DJ for whom it was the music that was the important bit.
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Because they’re Young. Duane Eddy
https://youtu.be/NxG-vyTR4u0?feature=shared
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Triton @. Johnnie always pushed for more rock music to be played on mainstream type shows.
I read a book about him, a couple of years ago, he wasn’t frightened of telling people and organisations to Fuck Off.
Interesting bloke who’s had a good life.
I remember back in the early seventies being off school for some reason and listening to the radio.
Argent had just released ‘ Hold Your Head Up ‘ and I eagerly waited for someone to play it ( Radio 1 ).
The day wore on and no one had played it.
But then. Guess who did ?… Johnnie !
How different things were then, not like today.
He was the Dog’s Bollocks, with a voice that was perfect for radio
RIP.
Good evening ?
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So just change the name and the picture on the sign and be done with it.
The Shitholian’s Arse.
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He wanted to be called the Groomers Taxi?
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The Goat’s Horn.
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The sign “instilled worry and fear” in him, eh?
Well, given that the sign is a dead ringer for his police mugshot, he must shit a brick every time he looks in a mirror.
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He’s an ugly son of a bitch
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That he is, EW.
In fact, he instils worry and fear in me.
Think I could sue him?
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If he doesn’t like the sign, he can fuck faraway and off.
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Well, yet another year survived under the jackboot of Westminster.
Hate New Year’s me.
Hate fireworks
Hate countdowns
Hate fake bon Ami .
I prefer a western on telly
Some Newky brown
And dry socks.
That being said.
Happy New year to all cunters and admin
May fortune find you and fate not pick your pocket?
A wee tune I like
https://youtu.be/a4UQJwd3awQ?si=7rTmtavSuUFxGrjg
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That was epic.
Never heard of this band, you can bet your Phillipino houseboys I’ll be looking for more tracks, though.
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Whole of the moon is your next track. it’s gorgeous!
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Oh, now that’s my kind of music!
Thank you Mis and Odin.
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https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro&si=uAsLSjYFOF89Rpzg
Sorry. forgot the link.
A happy new year to you and yours, Mis and particularly the admins who do a stellar job of keeping this place running and within the realms of sanity.
Hope 2025 is a great one for all cunters!
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I had an album of theirs back in the 80s that I’d forgotten about. Thanks for the reminder.
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MNC@. Lovely heavy rain here.
That should discourage some of the firework cunts ?
Although the terminally stupid will still be at it
I’m hoping for some serious burns for the fuckers ?
At the moment, The Hound is asleep on the kitchen floor. I’m just polishing some boots while I keep an eye on her.
How’s your Hound faring ?
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Hello Jack.?
Freya has gorged on some bacon ribs and is snoring like a generator upstairs.
Such a big dog but scared shitless of fireworks.
It’s fucking chucking it down here!
But it won’t deter the Hardcore Pyromaniacs.
I’d like a leisurely stroll in a burns ward to laugh at the cunts who’ve lost fingers, got disfigured
” Oh my! Oh, oh yes indeed! Hahaha!
You’ll never get a girlfriend now son.
Your hideous!
Here,
Borrow my belt.
Make it quick.
Your hard to look at.”
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All the best to you and yours pal.
Us men of oak are needed in these times of Ragnarok ?
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Yes, have a good one yourself. I’m looking forward to the coming year.
I’m feeling on top form, which is good as there’s loads that I want to do.
‘ Men of Oak ‘ hehehehe ?
There was a character called Oak in The Wicker Man.
Great film ?
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For Christmas I bought my best mate a original advertising poster for the Wickerman.?
Both fans.
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Absolutely peeing it down, and howling a gale, but that hasn’t stopped the mitmots from setting fireworks off from about 5:30pm.
I’m just hoping for a sudden gust to blow one into their kitchen, and set off a chain reaction involving the gas boiler. No loss of life, obviously, and no spread, just enough to render the property uninhabitable.
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Cheers Mis, great tune and like JP I’ll be investigating more.
Happy New Year to all.
Ps JP, I hope your tiki hut is ok in these winds and doesn’t end up on some gyppo camp on Jan 1st.
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No worries about the Tikki Hut, it’s as solid as a rock.
There’s more chance of the furniture flying away, given my security that’ll be a zero.
Hope you have all you’d wish for, LL.
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This tertorïst cunt was fucking his daughter so hard, he didn’t notice hed dipped his muzlim beard in some tomato goat’s head soup.
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Happy Renewal of Communist Regime!
Hail the Great Leader!
then burn the lot to the ground and go to the pub.
Good health fellows.
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Never Here K Weer can smeg off and smeg off again.Arse bandit.
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There could be another entry in the dead pool soon.
Man United’s stay in the top division.
Couldn’t give a fuck. I loved the Division 2 campaign on 74-75.
And I would relish the Championship. Proper teams, proper grounds, less shithouse players. Proper rivalries. it’s the closest I’d ever get to the 70s and my youth again.
And i hope that a lot – and I mean a lot – of dirty smelly rats leave a sinkinng ship.
And Bruno Fernandes is a sack of shit on legs.
I’m off to sing the Al Jolson ‘Pancho’ song….
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They won’t get relegated Norman. Got to wonder why Ratcliff is so determined to crush any morale that was left when he bought in tho?
The decline at United was there when Fergie retired, if United were relegated I doubt there’s enough savvy in the club to win promotion for a good few seasons.
At the moment the LFC fans are living their dream, glad I left London and don’t see any of the cunts.
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Norman @. Alright Norman. Hope you’re keeping well.
The current Utd. first team squad are a bag of shite, primadonnas and free loading woke cunts.
I’d sell the fucking lot and field a team of young, hungry local lads who love the club.
If you’re going to go down, go down fighting.
It’ll never happen, nice to dream though.
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That’s hit the nail on the head.
Completely agree,upset the cosy apple cart then set it afire.
Give the grifters the boot.
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I concur ?
Evening Tez.
The Brandies are on me ?
Your very good health ??
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I could absolutely understand his objection if the sign depicted a severed head, dripping blood.
Perhaps even stuck on a wooden stake.
But it’s not, so he’s just a grifting knob.
Good job he doesn’t live here, he’d shit his pants if he saw what my local was called.
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My favourite pub sign
https://images.app.goo.gl/eGbMvdcdZ3SCYRTv6
A local pub for local people.
Dartboard
Candlelight
No food
Just stick to the path
DON’T go on the moors
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Here it is.
Remember the Alamo!!
https://youtu.be/tiL274PXoag?si=wd6QinMxJ1c_yq2i
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Undoubtedly the best pub sign ever.
What’s the food like?
Igor, wine for table 7,
Aaaroooooooo!
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Not so much a pub as a drinking hall but I’d like a few drinks here JP
https://youtu.be/K-MmIt2ogqc?si=I3qv3G1XE30fPfjx
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Wasshail!
He kept his eye in!
Hick! Pour me another.
Good living, Mis.
Good luck, all.
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Happy new year all, thanks to the admin team and our greats who keep this oasis of sanity afloat in all this woke bollocks.
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Happy New year ?
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Just watching the 70’s movie Oliver Cromwell ..
Jesus H Christ, we could do with a fella like that today…!
Happy new year to one and all…..?
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Some of us have been wishing it for years.
If I could work my will, Ollie would be resurrected, along with his New Model Army and unleashed on the traitorous scum that have reduced this once Great Nation to its current pathetic state.
Good morning Doctor and Happy New Year ?
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Happy New Year from Krakow.
They’re mad here. People setting off fireworks everywhere. Can still some at quarter to one.
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Happy New Year to all you cunters whenever you are.
Here’s to another 12 fruitful months of dedicated cunting.
Cheers ?
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Just watching the Kenny Everett New Year’s Eve show from 1979.
Hot Gossip ?
Suzi Quattro in a basque ???
What a fucking arse !
2025 starts where 2024 left off……
With The Horn ??
Kenny was brilliant ?
Good morning.
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