It appears that the BBC have been harbouring yet another sexual deviant.
Step forward Gregg Wallace.
Allegedly this Hebrew cunt has been kicked off the programme Master Chef for inappropriate sexual behaviour which apparently has been going on for years.
I have never liked him and I can’t understand why he is involved in Master Chef.
He is a fruit and veg salesman and seemingly not very good at it.
His company went bust, owing creditors half a million quid.
His catering career was being the director of a few restaurants.
They went bust as well.
Owing about £150.000.
In fact, his only dealings with catering staff seems to be marrying them.
He is on his forth wife at the moment.
He boasts that he was a football hooligan in the Millwall gang.
I very much doubt it. He is just trying to be a ‘hard man’.
Nobody makes a confession like that unless they want some sort of recognition.
Besides Master Chef, which I have never seen, he also did programmes where he would visit factories and follow the manufacturing process.
It was in these programmes where he demonstrated what an immature cunt he is.
Always shouting, and he has the annoying habit of echoing the answers he gets to his own questions.
“So how many pork pies do you make here every year?”
70 million.
“70 million?”
Yes.
“So you make 70 million pork pies here every year?”
Yes.
“WHOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHH”.
An absolute cunt and a disgrace.
And fuck me side wards, he also has an MBE.
Nominated by the Artful Cunter.
Evening MNC,
For research purposes,I’ve tried putting a sock on my cock but it just keeps falling off.do I need an elastic band on it or something,or is Greggg just a very fortunate chap do you think ?
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“Shouty Greg” as I had taken to refering to him, has long been an annoyance.
I actually find those behind the scenes programs about food manufacturing interesting. We play a game in our house where we listen to the good bits but ‘mute’ old shouty Greg.
An excellent nom Artful – your “And fuck me side wards….” comment I found to be the icing on the cake….
“LOVELY….THAT TASTES LOVELY” – (inane grin)
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Perma mute for me. The subtitles translated into Swedish make for a good chortle.
I think it’s machine translated, example, a dozen of something can end up being a raisin (in Swedish).
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oh yes – machine translated subtitles are a hoot.
I watch foreign youtube videos of car mechanics and repairs.
Watching a cambelt change with auto-generated English subtitles …..
” then you plaster egg an squirel cage and turn to hamster cog with grease”
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I’ve always hated this “penny chew” and his Australian mate. The way they eat contestant’s food like they’re fucking Ronnie and Reggie Kray.
I always take anything the bb caliphate have to say with a bag of salt, but the bald bastard has sex pest written all over him. I wouldn’t be shocked if he’s got form for “hairy ape”.
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My daughter was at an event where he was about fifteen years ago she said he seemed a sleazy cunt then.
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Inside the Factory was one of the very few things I could watch. A busman’s holiday for me.
The trio of Mr Thick Shouty, the Blond tart who is permanently hung-over and the unkempt old witch did my head in.
I watch on mute.
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Mute is a game changer 🙂
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Never liked him. Inside The Factory was only watchable because of Cherry Healey and Ruth Goodman. He is as annoying as Tommy Trinder in Eating Out With Tommy Trinder.
In an oven chip factory: “I always thought of meself as a bit of a masher, but this bloke’s got me beat!”
The final insult was his Ghost Writer complaining of inappropriate sexual advances. What a cunt!
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What is a Hebrew cunt?
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Who would want this fine figure of a chave coming at you with nothing but a sock?
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That ghoul from that Bake Off shite gives me the creeps.
That piss poor Alice Cooper impersonator.
If it looks like a cunt and it acts like a cunt, then it’s a cunt.
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