Duck Stealing Thugs

Posted on by

are cunts.

🎶Three ducks, not laying,
Two total cunts 🎶
Hilton Rose retirement home in Walsall had five ducks that staff had reared using an incubator and ready-to-hatch eggs as pets.
One night in late October, two youths (scumbags) climbed over the fence, broke into the duck shed and stole Pablo, Gary and Dog, all males.

The residents, all elderly, enjoyed watching them play in their pool. The ducks would climb into laps and fall asleep. These ducks were pets.

Now, I’m going to be charitable and say perhaps these two twats fancied theirselves as Eco-warriors, liberating animals back to their natural environment, but I think the actual reason for the theft was not altruistic.

What on earth were these cunts thinking? What was going through their minds? I mean, come on, ducks?
I hope they’re identified and prosecuted, not that they’d get much more than a wrist slap.

Meanwhile, staff and residents are distraught, and probably very worried about security, too.

Way to go, you scumsuckers!

press reader

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

116 thoughts on “Duck Stealing Thugs”

  2. Look like the usual suspects, pants hanging down by knee’s, hair cut by knife and fork, IQ lower than a labour cabinet minister.

    Turn them in to duck liver pate and spread on a paving slab for their worthless parents to eat..

    Reply ↓

  3. I was born and raised in Walsall Jeezum, born in Bloxwich maternity home in fact in 1951. Never had a job in Walsall, left there in ’74 when we got married. Go there occasionally to visit my sister and family who still live there for some unfathomable reason. They are planning to leave and subsequently I shall never go there again.

    Reply ↓

    • I too was born in Walsall in Bloxwich Maternity Home. I left many years ago and it was probably the best thing I ever did! I’ve been back a few times to see my parents and, I’ve noticed the marked and dramatic decline in the place. I bet the cunts who nicked these ducks are pie keys, of which there are many in Walsall now and seem to be responsible for most of the things that get nicked, from mains power cables to poultry. I’m sure that the same applies to many of what were once vibrant market towns, now destroyed by diversity and undetected crime.

      Reply ↓

  6. I don’t understand why petty theft exists anymore with the free ride of housing and benefits for the bone idle scum.

    Stealing Ducks, from an old folks home, has to be gypo cunts.

    Reply ↓

      • You have moaned at this nom and the previous one.

        Simple .
        Either write a better one yourself?

        Or…
        Fuck off elsewhere.

        Oh and don’t call me troll.
        I’m your superior.
        Call me Mister Miserable.

        Being simple is no excuse for bad manners boy.

      • Hmmm…

        Either the Troll-B-Gone is less effective than advertised or I underestimated the degree to which my 2 lines were able to twist up your panties.

      • An stop thinking about my panties you deviant.

        I’m a married man!

        Someone call a Bobby!

      • I’m not your God.
        I’m a Englishman.
        The nearest thing to a god.🇬🇧🇬🇧

      • Speaking of heads…

        Living rent free inside of yours isn’t all that great.

        Not only is the space cramped, but it’s dark, dusty and full of cobwebs.

        The good thing is the place is totally uncluttered…especially by gray matter.

      • Yes, yes, blah , blah, Donald trump, blah blah…

        We are discussing Duck thieves.

        Contribute or jog on.

        If you’d shouted “DUCK!!” At Donald he’d not have the top of his ear missing.

        I hold you personally responsible for the attempt on the incoming presidents life.

      • Sorry Troll but you’re mistaken.

        Two of my responses vanished.

        The Gods of cunting realized their meaning would be lost on you of such monumental simplicity.

        Obviously, I need to keep my retorts short if you are to understand them.

      • Aaah, the mysterious disappearing posts you suffer from regularly,
        And the links that worked perfectly then mysteriously don’t….

        Be a shady cabal of the globalist elites trying to stop you spread the truth so bravely…..zzz

      • This little battle of wits has indeed been fun. But alas I grow weary as you (as usual) have come unarmed.

        So I’ll no longer take advantage of your simple mindedness and simply say toodles to you Troll.

      • Annie Walker* could do a better job in defence than Kyle Walker, Cõno.

        And Des Walker was a far better player.

        * Legendary original Rovers Return landlady.

    • We cunt who we want, when we want. ISAC Motto.

      To the tune of Ol’ Blue Eyes and ‘Luck Be A Lady’.

      ‘Shit on the Berties tonight’.

      Come on you Reds!

      Reply ↓

    • You got a problem cunting yobs who steal old people’s pets?
      Unfuckingbelievable.
      Bet you wouldn’t be so dismissive if your cats were kidnapped.

      Reply ↓

      • Egads! Another Troll!

        Finished with the simple one and now the hateful one rears his ugly head.

        I bet if it wasn’t me who commented you wouldn’t even have noticed and let alone reacted with such vitriol.

        Such is the degree of your Cuntster Derangement Syndrom (CDS).

        Stage 4 Terminal stupidity from the one who always stands behind and piles on.

      • Ignore him Minge.

        I won’t consort with people with a mullet haircut.

        Even if he can get us monster truck tickets.

      • I said I was done with you Mis, I was addressing the other Troll.

        I can see how you were confused though as the remark does accurately describe you as well.

      • @ General
        You know that CDS (Cuntster Derangement Syndrome) you’re suffering from?
        It’s getting out of hand.
        I suggest you get help.

      • You follow me around IsaC never missing an opportunity to incite or bait me and you think I need help?

        Take your own advice Troll. Go back under your bridge and just deal with iit.

        Once again I grow weary of jousting with deranged mental midgets.

  12. Part of the saving grace of this site is Admin’s various and diverse choices. It could all be the same just Political cunts of every colour and hue, but it ain’t, its a range from the “heavy” to the “light” just as it should be.
    That being said this is the most despicable hate crime I can imagine, and the trash who did it should feel the full force of the Avenging Angel.
    Birching is to good for them. I’d have them begging forgiveness on bended knee. from the old shufflers and public humiliation.
    Will they ever work? Would you give them a job? So why are we paying them bennies? …..and don’t even start me on their parents. Grrrrr
    Season of Good Will? Not here just at the present.
    Evenin’

    Reply ↓

      • G’evenin’ General, as friends I don’t think keeping score is necessary, I certainly aren’t. You iz a pal an’ a mate, end of. Regards to you and yours for the coming festivities.

      • And yet, you came back to share your unlovely, and unloved, remarks after posting this response to Triton.

        You Sir, are a charleton and a hypocrite!

      • Hey Jeezum,

        I see your CDS is progressing unchecked.

        Since most of the other Trolls have fled there’s now an opening in the T&PF Mob.

        It’s a good thing for you otherwise you’d be regarded as irrelevant.

      • I resist most of the cheap shots you and the other Trolls throw at me.

        Today I just decided to give it back.

        By tomorrow I’ll be over it. But you’ll still be irrelevant.

      • @General
        I see your CDS (Cuntster Derangement Syndrome) is still raging unabated!
        You really need to seek urgent psychiatric assistance.
        Failing that, try assisted suicide.
        Very popular in the States, I’ve heard. 🙂

      • Right on cue Minge piles on.

        But nongermane blithering just weakens his already diminished status and contributes nothing to the original irrelevant ramblings of Jeezum.

        But what’d ya gonna do?

        Trolls gonna Troll.

      • Nope, it was Much Ado About Nothing,

        But then, you are an ignoramous, who relies on Walt Whitman for your Bon Mots.

        Try free thinking, using that grey/pink mass that habits the space between your ears.

      • Your CDS has progressed rapidly to Stage 4. No point in engaging further. You’re too far gone.

        You’re still irrelevant but now you’re Stage 4 irrelevant.

  13. I’m guessing it’s either a pair of thick as shit “streamers” ie unemployed persons of limited intelligence, or some illegals wanting the newly formed KFD bargain bucket. Either way, they’re total scumcunts.

    Reply ↓

  14. We should buy some replacement ducklings for these old people ☹️

    A ISAC fundraiser.

    Nowt as relaxing as feeding the ducks.

    We could get Bob Geldof involved?

    Reply ↓

    • Buy, there’s 28 drakes and 17 ducks on the village (idiot) pond so if wanted, plenty to go round. Do they want some of those wanky Canada geese too ?

      Reply ↓

    • You wouldn’t think they would want anything do with a bunch of sadistic, vile cunts like that..

      But I suppose the Syrians have to make the effort.

      Reply ↓

    • 50 million quid of our fucking money to a bunch of cunts I couldn’t give a shit about and they fuck the Pentioners for money what is wrong with these cunts they care more about a load of foreign shitbags than poor bastards that paid taxes all their fucking lives and deserve to be looked after Lammas a total cunt

      Reply ↓

  17. When Donald met Daffy.

    Donald apparently called Daffy Duck a ‘N**ger’ in Who Framed Roger Rabbit, but I don’t think he did.

    Imagine a full cooperation non-woke collaboration between Disney and Warner Bros now? The woke do’s and don’ts list and the legal hoops of fire would be impossible to get through.

    Reply ↓

    • Thanks for a great reply, Norman.

      One of the greatest goal scorers when watching derby games in the past, was Dave Ewing. The own goals he scored were out of this world. Second to none, especially with his back to goal, even the great Bert Trautmann couldn’t stop them.

      Reply ↓

    • Hi Norman,
      Hope you’re well.

      In the fifties we United fans used to take the piss when entering Moss Side by bus, reminding the conductor if he wanted to check our passports. Now ironically the Main Road lot arrived on my old patch, Bradford Pit Colliery, is where the Shitihad now stands. Even though we are shite now, it was pleasing to defeat the shitty lot on my old stamping ground, especially with half the team looking like they’ve just been doing a shift down the old pit, covered in coal dust and ignoring the showers. As for the shitty manager I call “the spitter”, was spitting feathers at the closing stages last night.

      Reply ↓

      • Hello Sammy. I keep on fighting. Great tale about the site of the Emptyhad and the Bradford Mines.

        Currently enjoying the plight of the Gorton Globetrotters.
        Their precious Pep has feet of clay, and shithouses like Kyle Walker and Erling Haaland are not a patch on old stalwarts like Franny Lee, Colin Bell , Big Joe Corrigan and that archetypal Bitter Blue cunt Mike Doyle. They haven’t even got Helen and that bloody bell any more.

        Although I was well pleased with yesterday’s win. The Derby isn’t what it used to be. The likes of Nobby Stiles and Franny Lee having a rumble, Bobby letting off a heatseeker, and Bestie going through Glyn Pardoe. No love lost and no quarter asked or given, on and off the pitch. Going into town the night before the game, with the Bertie Detector on full beam.

        There’s too many softies on both sides now. That cunt Kyle Walker was a disgrace yesterday. Went down quicker than a Kardashian in front of a chocolate knob.

        I did enjoy it yesterday, and our lads did put a shift in. But something has been lost in the last twenty years or so. But still..

        If I should die in the Kippax Street.
        There’ll be then blue bastards at my feet.

    • And yet, this was supposed to be a bit of light relieve, whilst acknowledging that there’s scum below the scum.

      I simply don’t understand why anyone voluntarily chooses to be a scumsucking shit, truly I don’t.

      I wasn’t brought up that way, nor were the Girls, both in long term employment with the same companies.

      The Lass, who’s my absolute delight, is hoping to take her education along a path that will lead her to forensic pathology. She has ambitions.

      So is it nature or nurture?
      A debate for another time?

      Reply ↓

      • Nope, Harold.

        It’s not the modern day equivalent of
        Vera.
        Forensic pathology is the study of the way we die, so we can distinguish between normal death, and not normal, years after death.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *