Critical thinking to be taught in schools

 

is a cunt.

The government has stated that they want critical thinking to be taught in schools.
Their given reason is all the malicious content on social meeja. They want the children to have the ability to see such things as logical fallacies etc so as not to fall victim to some bollocks pushed by a spotty fuck wit or the Russian, Chinese military. I have identified a big problem, lgbtdfsery fuckwittery is obviously going to come under scrutiny by the kids hopefully they will use their new skills to ascertain women don’t have dicks as a starter. I do get the impression that some civil servant has fucked up on this one. Looking forward to the outcome with double helping of relish.

Guardian

Nominated by Black biscuit, link by Jeezum Priest.

63 thoughts on “Critical thinking to be taught in schools

  1. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

    Anyone else think it’ll be slanted to a woke agenda?

    How to spot a far-right racist at 50 paces?

    Afternoon all.

  2. Brought to you by a government whose whole manifesto was the biggest pack of lies in the history of the world..

    Yeah listen to the main stream media children,which believes every peaceful terrorist is a local with mental health problems..
    That any mentally ill man can say he is a women and wave his cock at children in a changing room.
    That thinks the BBC is still a trustworthy news channel..

    • Almost all those freaks don’t begin as mentally ill Baz, they are polluted and corrupted, usually by a single, feminist, bitter, ugly, cat-lady, divorced mother, as a way of pissing the father off and vainly imagining her youth and life-hopes can be lived out through their new, ‘female’ friend, abley assisted by shit-tok and poo-tube, plus a state ‘education’ system that actively stunts emotional and intellectual growth.

      Then they become morally ill, leading to faggotry, effeminism, soy-boy bum-fun and all sorts of degeneracy, infected by the leftist mind virus, THEN they become mentally ill. Probably irreversibly so.

      Their illness is then played out in all sorts of depravity and wickedness, and their perversions are not only branded normal but lauded as actual qualities.

      We need a major clear out, PDQ.

  3. As long as the subject is taught by someone capable of critical thinking, and not some Palestinian flag waving, blue haired, LGBTXYZ brainwashed fuckwit.
    You can include climate change morons on the persona non grata list too.

    I think someone from IsAC should be put in charge of the curriculum.
    Hey presto, a generation of balanced and scientifically educated children.

    • My son was excluded from school after participating in a classroom debate on Nelson Mandela.

      He listened to half an hour of guff, then informed the teacher that Nelson was not in prison for being black, he was in prison for be a racist terrorist, orchestrating numerous bombing and murders (including from his prison cell), the most notorious of which was the Church Street bombing which specefically targeted white men, women and children.

      He went to assert that Nelson was offered his freedom after 10 years, on the condition he publicly renounced violence, a condition he refused, and Robben Island was less of a prison than a holiday camp.

      All of these things are undeniable, documented facts.

      Excluded.

      He got double pocket money that week.

      • Out of curiosity, where did you read that he orchestrated bombings from his prison cell. Any, let alone the Church Street bombing.

        He did found the organisation responsible, and he was a Commie. But what you claim is a new one to me.

      • I would say Google is your friend, but for things like this, it’s not.

        Try DuckDuckGo.

        Mandela was in prison for sabotage, treason and insurrection. He was head of the murderous ANC and was a lot more than a figurehead for its even more violent military wing, the MK.

        He retained that de facto position whilst in prison.

        His ex-wife was a serial killer. His friends murderers. He was on the US terrorist watch list until he was almost 90.

        He repeatedly refused to renounce violence.

        SA should have hanged him.

      • Cheers for the link. I note it is an article written by an amusing enough Aussie loudmouth who has a bit of a reputation for hyperbole and controversy, which doesn’t convince me quite that Mandela was actively directing violence from his cell.

        Everything else I’ve read to date suggests otherwise. I’ll keep digging.

      • Cognitive dissonance much, Mickey?

        The article in question was printed in an internationally available newspaper.

        If it is incorrect, why no legal action from the ANC?

        Believing Mandela was not dripping with blood is as ridiculous as thinking Gerry Adams is merely a patriotic Christian.

        Btw, the fact that both these scumbags received the Nobel Peace Prize should tell you how much that accolade is worth.

  4. If proper schooling were brought back into the curriculum, then critical thinking would swiftly follow. By proper schooling I refer to home economics for both genders, cooking basics, financial strategy and savings/pensions, sewing basics, agricultural and horticultural lessons, woodwork, metalwork. The foundations of self-sufficiency. But does the yoof want that or are they all imagining their future to be that of an ‘influencer’ or ‘content creator’ ?
    But, we don’t want genuine critical thinking, assessing every angle to a story or event, here’s the news except it’s not the news, it’s what we want you to believe.
    This has nothing to do with open minded contemplation and everything to do with enhanced indoctrination.

    • Home schooling is also under scrutiny now using the brutal murder of Sara Sharif, as if to suggest had she gone to state gulag she would have been safe from the medieval barbarism of her Paki killer ‘father’.

  5. I’m certain we can trust politicians to make sure this doesn’t turn into another attempt at Progressive brainwashing.

    They will ensure it works perfectly just like everything else they are involved in.

    They know what’s best for us,just look how they’ve transformed the country for the better over the last few decades.

    This will be yet another triumph,rest assured.

    FFS.

    • I can see it now Unk; how to ‘think critically’ on

      Palestine
      immigration
      the ‘far right’
      Brexit

      etc

      The Groaniad’s already started. Note the ref to ‘misinformation’ on social media about the Southport killings leading to rioting by ‘the far right’ across the UK.

      • From the woke horses mouth..

        “Misinformation spread on social media about the background and religion of the suspect in the stabbing of three young girls in Southport on 29 July has been blamed for the rioting led by the far right across the UK.”

        So he wasn’t a Welsh Christian.
        He was a second generation Rwandan pavement ape who was also a peaceful..

        Sounds like the guardian was spouting misinformation..

      • The murderous little treeswinger was the poster boy for Children in Need. Never let those BBC scum forget it.

  6. I think they will be more careful than last time, when told they might be in the wrong body and their parents will have made them aware of that. It could be interesting what forthcoming future Prime Minister can be made of, so the shower we’ve had recently, can be nipped in the bud.

  7. Lesson one

    How to spot ‘far right’, answer anyone white working class.

    Critical thinking, does he have white skin (question, could he be racist) does he like football (question, could he be a thug) does he vote reform (question, could he be anti immigration).

    There we go all sorted.

    • Anyone Far Right?

      Anyone who disagrees with or questions the loony left basically. Usually white, but there can be black ones as well.

      That streak of tranny cock sucking gnat’s piss David Tennant and Kemi Badenoch being a prime example.

  8. “Critical Thinking” is a pseudo-scientific right-on term for what was normal mode of thought years ago. One of the main reasons younger folks swallow all kinds of bullshit is because they were trained to do so at school. We taught our kids from an early age not simply to accept things at face value, especially opinions expressed by ethnics or folks who suffered from belief in cults like the abrahamic religions. The schools however propagate all manner of woke and green fairy tales. When houses are flooded in some areas it’s not that it was predictable because they are located on a flood plain, it’s because their irresponsible parents have the temerity to drive a motor car. To suggest that there are only two genders which are immutable, that practically every scientific advance known is down to the white European race or that the main reason the third world is in shit order is due to endemic corruption is regarded as quite beyond the pale. I’m sure any of you who have had kids go through school in recent decades can add to these examples.

    Don’t despair though. Loads of evidence things are turning round.

    • The first thing kids should be taught us the ‘appeal to authority’ fallacy, particularly from teachers, politicians and so-called scientists.

  9. Before they have even got to secondary school and started proper sex education.
    Eight and nine year olds being ‘taught’ about sodomy and given books like ‘Grandpa’s Pride’.

    There is enough disgusting shit taught in schools already.

  10. People my age didn’t need to be taught how to think critically.

    It’s fucking stupid that the teachers who fill the kids heads full of gender, climate change and other woke nonsense are the same people that will be relied on to coax the children into questioning their brain washing.

    It can’t work.
    I have a feeling that there is no intention for ‘critical thinking’ to work.

    It’s just more fudge to try and placate parents that are vocal about the shit that their kids are taught.

  11. Critical thinking, this country could do with some good old fashioned thinking..

    Bovine Pm Rodney has written to the UK regulators for ideas on how to stimulate growth in the economy..

    Next week he is writing to the BBC on ideas to safeguard children.

    • I think they want the kids to believe they are thinking fir themselves.

      A very big, dangerous difference.

      Schools are nothing but giant baby sitting centres. Used to be if a kid wasn’t being fed properly at home, Social Services got involved. Now we subsidise the parent(s) crack habit by feeding feral children for free.

      I’d scrap compulsory attendance. School was shit when I was there, so no surprise it’s a shit-show now.

      The only useful thing school taught me was an lifelong, inveterate hatred for fake authority. Oh, and comradery through adversity.

  12. Hey kids!

    Think for Thyself.

    And if someone nudges you to agree a certain opinion?

    Say the opposite.

    It’ll get you through life👍

    Don’t follow leaders
    always cast the first stone
    Any pause in a speech yell ‘Bollocks!!’

    If the whole room says ‘yay’
    Say ‘nay’.

    Oh,
    An fuck em🖕

    • I like the idea of interrupting a politician’s waffle with the heckle “Bollocks” Mis. Reminds me of someone being heckled years ago. I can’t for the life of me remember who, but he lost his rag and shouted back at the heckler;

      “Can’t you at least say something constructive?”

      to which the heckler replied; “Lego.”

      • Hehehe 😂

        That woman the other day having a go at Yvette Cooper who was handing out mince pies?

        “You ought to give em blankets”

        And that ” Bigoted woman” with Gordon Brown.

        Love anything like that 👍

      • I love seeing the cunts getting a bit of well deserved stick.
        That woman should have said to Cooper.

        ‘Give us fifty quid for my heating bill, you cunt!’

  13. Examples from a youthful Miserable.

    Teacher ” how does your father vote?” ( Expecting Labour -1984)

    MNC National Front.

    Uproar.

    Union meeting on Unites Leadership election
    “Len mcClusky is the only viable option, are we unanimous?”

    MNC. ” I think he’s a crook.

    Uproar.

    Stockport council discussion with local MP

    MP. The council takes the allocation of funding seriously and accounts for every penny from the taxpayer.

    MNC ” apart from the 3million that disappeared without a police investigation.

    MP. ‘ that’s a very serious allegation!
    And it’s untrue and could land you in court.”

    MNC. ” So what did you spend your share on?”

    Uproar.

    Uproar is the seal of approval for someone who tells the truth.

    • I remember being severely bollocked by a thug of a PE teacher, and being asked what I thought would become of me in the world of work.

      I told him, in front of the whole class, that I hoped that if I worked really hard at my studies, scraped a couple ‘D’ grade O levels, I might, if I was really lucky, be able to become a PE teacher.

      Uproar.

      • I like your style Termy though I would say calling a PE teacher a thug is tautology. I was punched to the ground by a PE teacher when I was about 13. PE teachers taught me a valuable lesson though i.e. keep well away from all organised sport, especially if it involves sparsely dressed children.

      • Arfur/Termujin,

        Told it before but,

        When about 15yr we got a new PE teacher.
        Good looking bloke, fancy tracksuit (this was mid 80s when that sportswear logo shite was first a thing)
        All the birds loved him!

        Oh sir!!❤️❤️

        I loathed the cunt soon as I set eyes on him.

        He invented a game.

        Sort of like rugby,
        Get a ball on the mat at the other end of the sports hall to score.
        You could punch or nut someone but that’s about it.

        He liked it rough😀

        My best mate was a early bloomer and was as strong as a grown man.
        He was already training ready for joining the army ( two years after this he was on his first tour of Northern Ireland, one of these)

        My mate was ginger, wore glasses and his dad had been made redundant, no spare money in the house which was common on our estate.

        The PE teacher took a dislike to him.
        Called him ‘Billy Boots’
        Because he wore his dad’s work boots and didn’t own a pair of trainers.
        The teacher would humiliate him trying to get a laugh.

        We weren’t laughing.

        The teacher thought he’d have fun playing against kids.
        Till I kicked his legs out from underneath him.
        BLAM💥
        Went down like a sack of shite.
        Must of hurt.

        We carry on,
        PE teacher now has one eye on me.
        Big mistake.

        My mate hit him that hard with a shoulder charge he squealed in pain.
        You heard the air whoosh from his lungs.

        We never played it after that funnily.
        Me and my mate were left to our own devices.
        He stopped with sly jokes too.

        The shite hawk.

  14. Now the march of lefty wokists twats through the universities, institutions, councils and politics is almost completed we the majority have a moral duty to get really excited about love island, masked singer and other fine examples of televisual bollocks. Never mind all the shit and lies we are fed try not to be heteronormative don’t think just suck it up. After all it’s for your own (our) good.

  15. Mathematics should be taught using cash.

    You understand numbers easier when it’s folded in your pocket.

    I don’t know Algebra
    I don’t know geometry
    I’m ignorant of calculus

    Oh I understood pi (Π)
    Meat and potato over here please pal!

    But.
    I can add up my change faster than any cunt on a till.
    No fuckers ever had my pants down when it comes to cash.

    π=the constant that the ratio of a circles circumference to its diameter.
    In shortcrust pastry.

    ” Leave it unwrapped Doreen I’ll eat it on way home….

  16. I was taught by a genius at maths.
    He asked ‘are you left or right handed?’
    I said ‘Left’.

    And he replied, ‘Well, I’ll teach you maths for the left side of the brain.’
    And so he did. I found it a doddle after that. After years of shit teachers telling me the same shit and getting nowhere, This bloke tried another way and it really worked.

    • I’m a lefty too, that means we’re both in our right minds. Scissors are the only thing I can use with my right hand, other than the down stairs thing, when my left gets tired.

      • The downstairs thing Sammy?

        OK, got it. Those pilot lights on the basement boiler can be tricky, I agree 😄

  17. They want to stop lying to kids for a start….

    Satchmo was NOT -repeat not – here ‘first’. He was not here before cavemen, Celts, Romans, Saxons, Vikings, Jutes and Normans. Henrry VIII. Mary Queen of Scots, and Elizabeth I did not have dark people employed in their royal courts.

    Also, he did not build Hadrian’s Wall. And he didn’t guard it either.

    If this keeps on, schoolkids will be believing that Britain was founded by blacks and built by blacks. And that the likes of Newton, Logie Baird, Constable and other British figures of importance were dark personages.

  18. OT, the Parker Solar Probe is due to start sending telemetry back on new year’s day. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if the data showed that the unusual weather we have seen recently was caused by the activity of the sun. Then we would have the evidence to show Miliband is the moron we always suspected. Too much to hope for I suppose.

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