No not the comedy of jailbirds Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsdale.

The government has decided that porridge is a junk food and can’t be advertised till after the watershed.

Porridge, rolled oats, is my breakfast of choice.
It’s full of fibre, zero fat and sticks to your ribs on a cold morning setting you up for a days work.

Remember the Readybrek kid?
His healthy red glow like he’d had two week in Chernobyl?

Why has Labour decided it’s a junk food?
Because it’s NORMAL.
They’d prefer you to eat avocado or quinoa.
They hate normal.

I like my porridge lumpy.
Thick and lumpy and salted.

When Scotland finds out about this they’ll declare war.
And I’ll fight alongside them.
Its a religion in Scotland.

Fuck off Labour.
You granny killers.

Daily Fail

Ps
Some people put fruit in porridge.
And I suppose you technically could do that.
If you’re some sort of arsebandit.

Nominated by miserable northern cunt.

A second bowl of breakfast slops below from Cunt of Peeblesshire.

An unadulterated rolled oats seconding for porridge (porage for the purists) being designated a junk food under the advertising of junk foods ban, Cheers Jamie Oliver you fat lipped cunt.

Obviously gateway porridges such as ready brek and oat so sugary do come under the excessively sugared breakfast offerings category of not porridge but to ban porage in its pure form is somewhat questionable.

By this basis the bastardisation of bread should follow suit, a blanket ban on advertising what we accept to be bread now, but for added measure and this logic, we should also ban any advert for wheat!

I was about to cunt this ban on advertising porridge myself until I seen I could second it and have some other ideas about cunting the state of food in general which I will save for a seperate nom, But this ban is truly ridiculous.
Besides the fact adverts for Iceland and other places selling questionable if not cancer causing food exist and are allowed to advertise their self proclaimed food, To ban adverts for pure oats is ridiculous. Sure, any self respecting Scot will add a pinch of salt, lesser Scots and others will add fruit or honey (note the lack of ban of adverts for those) but still end up with a relatively healthy breakfast.

Included is possibly the only BBC link I will ever use that is to the point and without BBC agenda…

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