Hold the front page for a cunting for everybody’s favourite pompous comic. It could only be The Guardian, whose editor is apparently offering “counselling” for staff upset by Donald Trump’s win.
What a snivelling bunch of bed wetters that paper must employ – they were lucky they were not around in the early 50s for the Korean war, or Aden in 1960, the 1962 Cuban missile crisis or the 1966 Aberfan disaster, or Hillsborough in 1989. Those events were more than “upsetting”
The staff must be very jejune if they find themselves unable to cope with the result of a democratic election. God knows what will happen when Kweer gets slung out in four or five years time.
This from a paper which forever pleads poverty and seeks donations from even casual readers.
The editor has missed a trick here – time was, when Saturday newspapers used to give away free CDs, or even books, or perhaps a voucher for £10 off at Tesco. This would have been an ideal opportunity to show their generosity to their readers – how about a free pair of rubber knickers attached to their otiose front page?
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
They appear to have left Twatter X in a huff as well,apparently democracy in the United States is too much for them to cope with unsurprisingly.
Strangely they didn’t seem quite so bothered when the former owner of twatter was more than happy to cover for Hunter Biden and his amazing disappearing laptop of truth.
How odd.
The Fucking Lying Socialist Soy Cunts.
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I read the guardian.
Because I like my news to come with a plea for money.
And with a heavy leftwing bias.
Also because there is injustice in the world.
You wouldn’t understand.
You never went to university.
I was saying to araminta the other day in the vegan cafe over a soy latte after yoga
” If only these working class people were more educated they’d realise that Immigration is a good thing and if they put away the money they spend on meat, cigarettes and alcohol and donated it to charity the world would be a better place.
But they’re racist”.
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Love the last line.
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I’m all in favor of counseling for those snowflakes who can’t deal with a Trump victory.
I would counsel that suicide is a viable option.
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Perhaps the only option.
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Hey Moggie,
Euthanasia is another.
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General – there is an ‘Assisted Dying Law’ (aka euthanasia) currently going through Parliament over here.
So the pensioners that survive being frozen or starved to death by Sponger and his cabal will be provided with a third option.
Very considerate of them.
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That Assisted Dying Bill has been watered down so much it’s not worth the paper it’s printed on.
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Hey Geordie,
An Assisted Dying Law being put through a far left, Neo-Marxist government?
Who’d a think it?
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They have left Twitter/X regarding the US election result. Absolutely hilarious. Such a bunch of bed wetting cunts, I’m sure they feel like they are being revered for some grandiose act of piety, but the reality is 99.9% of people couldn’t give a fuck.
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An article from the Standard (13th November 2024) about these limp-wristed hypocrites:
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/guardian-observer-downfall-elon-musk-twitter-x-donald-trump-election-b1194007.html
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Sorry, but I have to go OT again.
John Cannan died in prison the other day. This fact was not mentioned on the BBC television news. How do their fucking minds work? Do they work at all?
Well done though John, most useful thing you ever did. Hope you went out fully aware and in drawn-out excruciating pain.
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Well said.
That appalling cunt would have daily Mouth Pear (otherwise known as the Pear of Anguish) treatment if it were up to me.
Good riddance.
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Guardian of what? Soy boys and mincers. They only put so much content online because their average reader lacks the strength to turn a page.
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The guardian….it leads and others follow, now the Clifton suspension bridge has joined the ‘exodus’ from X…. which is handy really now all the bed wetters from the graunaid can join hands and leap into the foaming briny from the ‘solidarity’ structure….one, two,three mummmyyyy 🌊
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I grew up in the 70s in a family that didn’t have a pot to piss in. But this bunch of posh racists – writing for a newspaper founded by a slave trader – reckon I’m to blame for all the ills in this world because of the colour of my skin .These twats have zero idea about how ordinary people live and zero empathy for their struggles. One of their writers, the ridiculous Hyde woman, is the daughter of an Earl for fuck’s sake.
I would do to Guardian Towers what I would love to do to Jimmy Savile House. I would let all the real people – cleaners, canteen staff, etc – out then lock the doors and torch the place. Far from troubling my conscience, I would toast marshmallows as these cunts burned.
I used to have mildly centre left views about economics coupled with a live and let live attitude to social issues. Now I want to treat the ruling class and their running dogs in the media in ways that would make Pol Pot blanch.
Wipe out this vermin.
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Bravo Emperor.
I had in mind dynamite but your suggestion is most acceptable.
Good evening.
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Crikey what a sight that Viner woman is. The only person I’ve ever seen sucking a lemon and chewing a wasp simultaneously.
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I have the guardian in little squares on a string on the back of the outside khasi.
Takes me back to my childhood. Only then we used the Oldham chronicle…💩
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The Grauniad lost its way went it decided to focus on its online offering over its traditional print media. Tempted though I am to try it when I read their stuff on my computer, I just can’t bring myself to wipe my arse on my monitor.
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Tossers
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Apparently the BBC buys dozens of copies for circulation each day, the only ‘newspaper’ it buys. I gather that it’s also the only paper that the Beeb advertises vacancies in.
Tells you all that you need to know about both sets of cunts.
Great nom Mr B.
Morning all.
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