Oliver Hall


Oliver Hall. A face that you instantly want to slap, and an attitude to match.

This prepubescent little shit, never heard of him (is it a him, or maybe a her, or an X?) until this week, fancies himself a “journalist” and worldly enough to tell us why the Democrats lost the election; and surprise surprise it’s not the Democrats fault, it’s the 74 million people who voted for Trump who were tone deaf to the saintliness of Harris.

Writing in The Grauniad he explains that despite his impassioned pleas as a telephone campaigner on the Harris team, Trump voters just didn’t care about his apparent wickedness and didn’t want to listen to the truth. In the end they were just seduced by the cult of the Don. So 74 million people were exclusively blind to reality. Ah yes, it all sounds so feasible!

However…

Here’s a more elegant and less contorted explanation, Oliver. An overwhelming majority of voters – many people who voted Democrat just four short years ago – voted for Trump because they were sick and tired of a corrupt, lying, immoral band of crooks, who had presided over soaring inflation, unchecked illegal immigration, and the flooding of public life with woke identarian hysteria and the oppression of free speech. They were sick and tired of being conned by a sinister bunch of treacherous Marxist nihilists, and wanted to elect a President who promised to put their country ahead of their own deranged psychotic vanity.

Hope that helps you smug little fuck. Why not have another run at your “journalism” career when your balls have dropped in five years time (assuming you haven’t had them shrunk into raisins by your puberty blockers)

The Guardian Link

Nominated by: Balsamic Dave

29 thoughts on “Oliver Hall

  1. Never fear, Oliver’s army of fellow marxist Groaniad turd gobblers will be fighting Trump all the way. According to their ‘Statement.’ Ha, ha, ha! As if The Donald gives a flying fuck.

  2. Don’t forget the 8 million reanimated corpses that voted for sleepy joe last time around,had better things to do this time.

  3. The picture in the link 🤣…looks like he had just written a piece for the junior school notice board….oh hang on 😵‍💫….just a lefty sop who believes a hurty word is tantamount to calling in the witchfinder general 🔥#anothercrybaby 😭

  4. The Interweb is full of cunts like this little mincer.

    Claim to be ‘writers’ and ‘journalists’. But it’s just usually self appointed, self promoting bollocks on their own blogs and Sabotage Times. And that doesn’t count.

    Any smug ‘journo’ twat should be asked these questions…

    Have you ever been paid for your writing?

    Have you ever written for a real newspaper, magazine or had a book published?

    Have you ever had adverts or sponsors?

    If the answer is no, then fuck off. Not a journalist or a writer, Just like this little no-mark self appointed pencil squeezer.

    • I answered “yes” to all of the questions above. To quote The Don, “I know words, I I have the best words.”

      I’m basically one degree left of Dostoyevsky.

  5. That picture…

    Spotty limp wristed little shit. Definitely hasn’t started shaving yet.
    And probably hasn’t even had a wank yet either.

    Mind you, that said, the little cunt is probably a rentie.

  6. The Gruniad is going on strike!!!
    Will anyone bar the BBfuckingC notice???
    Fucking oxygen thieves.
    Cunts of the highest order.

    • Going on strike next month, apparently.
      Buggering British Children will just have to get their stories from the Morning Star instead.

  7. Why does the left do exactly what they accuse the right of doing?
    Refusing to accept the outcome of a democratic vote.
    God knows I’m fed up with the Liebour government already, but I accept the fact that a majority of half-witted twats voted for them.
    Actually, the majority of people voted for someone else, but the vote was split between too many different candidates.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Results_breakdown_of_the_2024_United_Kingdom_general_election

  8. Excellent nom, Balsamic Dave!

    I know exactly the sort of little cunt this is, and he’s exactly the sort of little cunt I hate. You know, the types that called us “selfish” for voting Reform and backing Trump, because we care about our finances, want a cap on immigration, and want a stop to our countries getting involved in foreign wars.

    How dare we not vote for the greater good.

    He’ll grow up eventually. They all do.

  9. Oliver is definitely a gay name, he looks like he is one of Owen Jones best friends, ‘please Owen can I have some more’

    I wonder if he has had some gay therapy after the Trump win 😂

      • Your right.
        Oliver is a puffs name.

        Look at him in the header pic.
        Spindly arms, weak wrists, lacking meat in his diet,
        And lacking physical work to build him up.

        This is known to medical types like myself as ” arrested development”.

        He stopped developing.
        He’s permanently got the body of a twelve year old boy.

        Probably how he got the job?

        Lefty guardinistas love the bodies of twelve years old boys.
        The dirty fuckers.

      • I’m a even minded sort of chap and don’t hold Oliver’s disability against him.

        I’ve got some instructions that if followed to the letter will save his life.

        It’s a six month course.

        Mondays- laying flagstones
        Tuesdays – ditch digging
        Wednesdays- window cleaning
        Thursdays – scaffolding
        Fridays- removals with me( no pay I’m your medical consultant)
        Saturday – gym.
        Sunday- church and bath.

        Diet will be high calorie due to the physical graft.
        Steak, pork chops, pies, and plenty of mars bars.

        Alcohol – Saturdays, plenty of draft bitter as much as you like.

        Side effects!!!*

        You may notice your voice deepens.
        Don’t panic.
        Your testicles may descend and you might start to get stubble
        Again don’t panic!
        It’s healthy testosterone flooding your body.
        Don’t shave it off.

        You may notice your politics and opinions change?
        This is natural.
        You may have less interest in interior design and flower arrangements,
        And you may notice a lack of patience with your social circle.
        Headbutted Crispin on the Palestine match?
        Good.
        This is completely natural and to be encouraged!!
        Your almost cured!

        Now stick the boot in while he’s down.

        You Oliver have a clean bill of health
        Good lad👍

      • Huw probably has a tide mark of Ollie’s DNA more than halfway up his forearm…

  10. Dunno but he’s about 6 stone!!

    Looks like a poster for the RSPCA.

    Oi spare Rib!
    Karen carpenter wants her cookbook back

  11. ‘Heredero’ written on his glass of Rioja.
    Bowl of olives on the girl’s table behind him.
    Clearly a Spanish road direction sign on the right of the photo.

    This cunt was photographed in Spain.
    Probably Madrid. They have a bar Desperado.

    I will look out for him and try to run him over.

    Think of it as a public service.

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