KATE GARROWAY

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This nomination comes to you, with grateful assistance from Irving Berlin, as well as all the TV ads for funeral plans and Over 50s insurance, where a glamorous widow is seen smiling through her tears and looking beautiful, fragrant and helpless as she gases wistfully at her little children, who she wishes would fuck off out of it:

“Smile, even though your heart is breaking,
Smile even though it’s aching,
You’ll fina smile is really worthwhile……”

Kate Garroway, former news “presenter” has invented a new career for herself, promoting herself as the grieving widow telling us in short order through TV and print journalism “My first week without Derek”. “My son/daughters first birthday without Derek”, “My first summer without Derek”. “Darling Derek cost me thousands for his care till he kicked the bucket”, and now – the ultimate sob story “My first Xmas without Derek”.

After “I Love Lucy” (and didn’t we all?) came to an end, for many years Miss Ball had a series based on a book or play called “Life Without George” (not a lot of people know that) – it was just life without Dezi Arnez, as they divorced during the Lucy Show run.

If you have tears, prepare to shed them now – but please, Ms Garroway, shut the fuck up – you are getting boring:

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Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

109 thoughts on “KATE GARROWAY”

    • Kate did pretend to breast feed a cow, back in 2008, so ‘Garraway Cow’ does fit. & fitter looking she was too back then, so well worth a jump.

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  3. I’ve always been an admirer of Mrs Garroway..

    Well her tits anyway..does she also have a slight lisp as well? That fuels my rocket I must say.

    Of course in Sob Story Britain its perfectly natural to choose a lovely career in grief peddling, it’s well paid and you can work from home.

    Covid,the gift that keeps on giving.

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  8. Poor widow Garroway.☹️

    I for one look forward to hearing about her first time eating toast without Derek,
    Or first time she took her car to the garage without Derek.

    Suppose everything will remind her of Dek now?

    Get a Ouija board Kate,
    Stay in touch!

    Anyway I’m doing fine without Derek,
    I’m quite robust.
    But thanks for asking.👍

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  9. Her husband was a lazy cunt, lounging in bed 24/7 blaming it on covid..

    Probably caught the aids, after the repeated bummings from mandy mandelson.

    Still he was good in mad men..

    Kate should try only fans. Press those sagging tits on the glass. Sure would make GMTV more interesting.

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  11. She dined out on the fact her husband caught Covid and was disabled for years and is now monetizing his death.

    And I can’t believe in 2024 there is a magazine called ‘Woman & Home’.

    Disgusted of Lincolnshire.

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    • There is a magazine called The Sanitaryware and Plumbers Gazette, and she has covered that too “My First Shit Without Derek”

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  13. Wonder if Del managed to get one last nosh before he croaked?
    Even better timing it so that his porridge splurted down her oesophagus at the exact moment his Labour-blackened soul took wing directly into the underworld.

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    • Whilst looking in on the withered form of “forum favourite” Sasha Johnson..?

      I’d happily be off over the Styx that scenario transpired..

      Good lord yes,the naughty ladies.

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    • Eat out to help out, might have at one time been a consideration, but I don’t think Derek was in the correct physical state any more, to perform the act of cunnilingus.

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  14. I have the misfortume of also enduring this bint on her Smooth Radio show, as those ‘am aviin another four weeks off’ mongs who work at the hospital insist that this shite is on every morning.

    Garroway actually does fuck all on her ‘radio show’.

    As she ‘plays’ the same load of crap every time (the same Ed Sheercunt dirge, Spandau’s ‘True’ with the middle eight and sax solo missing, Creepo Jacko’s ‘Man In The Mirror’, Rolling In The Fucking Deep by Fat Chav, Tiny Dancer from Fat Reg and so on). It’s obviously the same playlist put onto a laptop and a button is pushed when required. Then Garroway just spouts babbling crap, and pretends that she is actually arsed about the thie stupid cunts who actuallt tune in to this shit. Talk about money for old rope.

    It’s one of the many things that is bad about modern radio. There is no love of music or a rapport with the listeners. The days of Annie Nightingale (RIP) and Ken Bruce are long gone. The same shit is repeated over and over, inbetween loads of adverts with vocal ‘small print’ that is impossible to either hear or understand. Then the presenters aren’t professionals who loved what they did, like Peel, Whispering Bob or the aforementioned Annie and Ken. Now, it’s just cunts who are given radio shows just because they are ‘famous’. That fat cunt witht the tiger face from Phoenix Nights, Mylene Klass, and the worst two, Amanda Holden and Kate Garroway. They are as unbearable on radio as they are on television,

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  15. It has to be said that the Garrowench milks he old man’s demise, Hillsborough/McCann style.

    My parents lost two kids (in totally unrelated incidents) in the same year. But they never mentioned it. They certainly never got anything out of it or used it. I despise cunts who do that. Whether it’s that fuck Brendan Cox, Rio Ferdicunt, those McCann bastards, or Kate Garroway.

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  16. Never heard of the fucker until she started weeping and fucking wailing in the clickbait.
    I must say though that she is startlingly unattractive.

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  17. I heard that Garroway was Loaded/FHM fodder in the mid 90s.
    Just an airhead who got her norks our for lads mags.

    Can’t say I ever remember her doing that. But she probably did (because they all did).

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  18. She would go up in my estimation if she nutted ed “shrivelled” balls on his hooter.

    But being married to a labour whore “burn in hell” she would probably be up for a three way with Mr Ed and his notre-dame gargoyle of a wife.

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    • Balls is indeed a cunt, Baz.

      I see Dickie Madeley has improved his fortunes.
      Instead of the bleached boozebag Judy, Richie now works with Susanna Reid. Get In there, Dickie.

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  19. Of course, most people conveniently overlook or ignore that ‘Saint Derek’ was a complete cunt and a Blarite shitehawk of the first rank.

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      • And for all the whining and blubbing from the Garrowench,
        I bet Saint Derek had loads of tarts while playing away.
        Can’t say I blame him for that though.

      • I always thought Derek sounded a bit of a pansy, Derek. He worked (I think set up) LabourList a favourite amongst psedo-intellectual faggots. Perhaps Kate cured him.

    • Oh I don’t know Norman, anyone who can ring up James Whale, live on the radio, from a hot tub in a brothel in Amsterdam is alright in my book, whatever their politics.

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    • A fact not overlooked by me.

      The fat, scruffy cunt was punching well above his weight (lol) when he was hanging out the back of Garraway.

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  20. Donald on the telly.
    Some rally , Pennsylvania I think,
    Calling someone ‘ watermelon head’s 😂

    Said doesn’t know how this guy’s little pencil neck holds up his huge watermelon head.
    Hahaha 😂

    He does make me laugh 👍
    2 days to go.

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  23. I can sympathise.

    When my hamster Megadeth died I was inconsolable.

    Weeping and shrieking “Why? Oh god why?”

    Grieving is hard .
    But life goes on.
    You have to remember the good times.
    Derek and Megadeth live on in our hearts.

    I flushed him down the shitter .

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    • While chanting a viking mourning song, and dropping burning bog paper after him, no doubt.

      Your all heart, Mis. Even I shed a tear.

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    • Did Megadeth die because you encouraged him to emulate Dave Mustaine’s naughty heroin taking and he over-indulged?
      A sort of hamster scag ‘Viking funeral’, if you will.

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      • Opium dipped sunflower seeds Thomas.

        Tried everything to get him clean.

        In an out of the Priory,
        He was like a rodent Pete Doherty.

        He’d be ok for a month or two then fall off the wheel.

      • Drug addicted pets is a very upsetting topic, MNC.
        I tried to keep my pet octopus Otto off the uncut speed, just because he’d channel Keith Moon and be bashing out a long set on his 40-piece drum kit until 4am.

  24. He was the best of us JP.

    Beady black eyes showing a glimmer of intelligence,
    Always twitching and squeaking,
    Smelt a bit from soiling his bedding.

    But enough about Derek.😂

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    • On a totally unrelated subject, I took my rat dog to the vets this week for his annual jabs and health check.

      I had to put him in air jail so the vet could clip his nails without getting nipped, the little bazturd, but at least he doesn’t look like his walking on 6 inch stilettos any more.

      He’s on a diet, as he’s 1.3kg overweight. Safe to say he hates me, right now.

      As a reward for my care and concern, he’s barked me awake at 3am the last two days, so I can come and clean the shit up.

      Anyone want a neurotic, insomniac, semi-continent chu, let me know.
      £100 ( that’s all I can afford)

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      • He’ll come around sooner or later JP.
        The time before last I took the dog for her jabs at the vets he said

        ” Can you muzzle it?”

        I said the dog was already stressed and had never been muzzled before.
        So said “No”.
        Told him just to jab her and I’ll hold her.

        Cunt was scared to death.
        He did it ,
        And as we were leaving the dog turned and showed him a fine set of dentistry and a rumbling growl I took to mean

        ‘ I see you again and it’s just me and you?
        I’ll fuck you up “😂

      • Wonderful, an extra treat for your good lass, what a darling doggo.

        In fairness, my vet is an absolute doll, and was so pleased to see him wagging his tail when she’d finished.

      • i would Jp but i’ve just lost my dog to cancer this past week poor bastard, second one? must be where i live.

      • To Nobbynuts.
        Mate, my heart weeps for you.

        I’m so sad, to hear you lost your pooch.

        My deepest condolences.

  25. OT. Kamala Harris makes surprise appearance on Saturday Night Live.

    Surprise, my arse.

    Saturday Shite Live is the most one eyed, biased pro-democrat load of shit on television.

    Harris will be treated like a god by these cunts.

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    • I do so want the big fellah to win the presidency.

      I want to see all the democunts and celebrity gobshites heads explode in unison.

      Viva Big Don.

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    • Goes without saying what an horrendous, idiotic bint Kamala is but I guess I enjoy saying it. Her one policy seems to be give families 6 thousand dollars for a car seat and a pram.

      Trump has to win or we’re doomed!

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      • Nah, he won’t top himself (unfortunately). Because Tennant won’t acknowledge Kemi’s win. Because – according the woke luvvie – she ‘doesn’t exist’.

        Mind you, he also thinks his son is a girl/trannie/non binary/goldfish/banana.

        The insane fucking cunt.

  27. And, what’s the betting on the Garrowench quickly (very quickly) ‘finding happiness’ by having a new fellah in tow soon? Probably be someone half her age or a black wide boy, or both….

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    • You’ve got it wrong, Norman.

      The headline will be

      ‘Kate Garraway finds new happiness AFTER DEREK with… insert name here’

      It’ll be a change from ‘without Derek’, but it’ll be all rinse and repeat, other than changing without for after.

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      • I do hope it’s me and I do hope Kate likes anal sex.

        She can write her new book all about it.

        “When the All father busts in your back doors and you can’t sit down for a week”

        Sounds like a good working title.

  28. Kate Goaway. We really don’t care how your life has been so tragic with all your millions.

    Why do all these sleb cunts want to tell us about their breast cancer, hair loss, marriage problems, health scares, troubled marriage, pains and aches? Really fuck off, shut up, and be happy you have more money than talent.

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