Iya Patarkatsishvili and Dr Yevhen Hunyak are a pair of rich cunts unfamiliar with common sense and surveyors reports.
My take on grauniad link is pair of cunts bought a house in 2019 for 32 odd million
Some moths appeared and we are only hearing about it now when they are trying to take the estate agent (seperate cunting deserved for that lot) to the cleaners for not telling them about the moths that estate agent may or not have been aware of.
Said moths or mothy potential would certainly have appeared in a surveyors report if the pair of cunts knew what one of those was or had bothered to assimilate into British society.
In my very limited (theoretical) experience of buying £30m plus houses I would always like to know what I am buying and always consult an overpriced surveyor with my profound (theoretical) wealth.
But no, they claim it would cost £10 million to fix despite a more realistic estimate being £160k.
I hope the moths end up being a protected species used to make judicial wigs and the judge tells them something ridiculous like “a rare victory for moths over toffs”.
Nominated by: Cunt of Peeblesshire
Wait till they find out about the fleas ☹️
Nice name by the way,
I’ve also got a mate with the surname Taumatawhakatangihangakoayauo-
Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro-
Nukypokaiwhenuakitanatahu.
Nice bloke for a foreigner.
Bit surly, like.
https://youtu.be/hchOYs_d_Bw?si=7CP4v4O-6YiLPVx7
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I`m guessing he doesn`t get many e-mails.
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Iya Patarkatsishvili and Dr Yevhen Hunyak?!
That’s what I accidentally typed on my phone the other day whilst high.
Those aren’t names; they’re the result of a buggered keyboard!
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Isn’t “iyapatarkatsishvili” the name of that silly Welsh town?
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No.
That’s Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogoilikecoch.
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My mistake…what I typed had vowels.
Unlike any Welsh word.
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The Welsh are scared of vowels.
Vowels, handkerchiefs, deodorant and sex outside the family.
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My cousin Dai takes great exception to the suggestion that he never has sex outside the family.
And so does his wife Dolly.
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Dai another day…
The Welsh Bond film
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They would have to prove that the moths were resident prior to their moving in.
They would also have to prove that they didn’t inadvertently bring the moths in with them.
As this is an old listed building (buyer beware!), the insulation is a natural material, namely wool. Any decent surveyor would have told them that natural products harbour organic life forms, which may present themselves in ways that you wouldn’t see with modern building materials.
Being the age it is, the building is probably riddled with asbestos too. I will bet a pound to a pinch of shit the arrogant fuckwits didn’t get an asbestos survey done either.
Instead of bleating like a pair of cunts, get the place fumigated, invest in a ton of mothballs and get on with decorating your new home in the most garish way possible.
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Moths are the ghosts of flutterbys.
They eat fabric.
If mrs Tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoro
Leaves one of her curry smelling saris out for them it’ll give them a upset tummy and kill them as they shit themselves to death.
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“vermin infestation’” moths that’s the least of your worries in londonstan.
Living in Notting hill, you could have hugh grant on your doorstep.
Suspect in a double shooting released on bail..spicy tweet two years breaking rocks..
Well good luck to the Georgian equivalent of the osmands..
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Moths are very lazy. They don’t move even when you are about to whack them with a rolled up copy of Horse and Hounds. Maybe the rich cunts don’t realise this.
Here are some facts about the butterfly’s scarier cousins: they might eat your clothes and curtains; serial killers have been known to insert them into victims’ airways – just for fun; moths can tell the future – ask Richard Gere; they have scary skull motifs on their wings and, lepidopterists can make tedious dinner party guests.
I hope this helps the rich cunts if they happen to be reading.
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I ate a month.
Drunk as a teenager.
Thought it was a crisp I’d dropped.
Flavourless.
Got a great laugh though 🤪
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Moth.
Not month.
There a 30 day difference.
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Makes you want to heave a bit of timber full of wood worm over the fence.
If you don’t like our British moths you know what you can do don’t you.
Twats the pair of them
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A difficult situation certainly.
Put them in the mansion then dynamite the place.
Moths have no place in Labour’s eco friendly Great Britain.
Nor pensioners,farmers and anyone trying to make a few quid.
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I hope they get bats!
They might eat the moths but you can’t do shit to a house with bats roosting there.
If they’ve that much money maybe dig a cavern beneath for bats?
Bruce Wayne did.
Bruce is a billionaire.
And hangs around with a ‘ younger companion’ called Dick.
They hang around together in this cavern wearing underpants, tights and masks.
But it’s all good clean fun.
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And the Robin of the last 34 years (Tim Drake) is now officially ‘bisexual’. In other words, DC have turned a hitherto straight character into a rampant phag. Apparently, this Robin is now bumming Superboy. Straight up (and I bet it was).
The Best Robin was the second one. Jason Todd (1983-1988) was a vicious moody little cunt. But the Joker beat the living fuck out of him with a crowbar and then killed him.
https://static.dc.com/sites/default/files/imce/2020/10-OCT/crowbar_5f81034790e1c1.22512364.jpg
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Whilst out walking the other day someone came up to me and asked why I wasn’t wearing any clothes. I replied “Those fucking moths. Again !”
🦋
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I went into the Doctor’s surgery the other day and said ‘Doctor, I think I’m turning into a moth’.
He replied ‘Do you have an appointment?’ and I said
‘No, but I was just passing and I noticed the light was on.’
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The old ones are the best, Geordie.
Did you get that one from Latin carved into the roman Wall?
🧱
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Don’t exaggerate Sam.
Actually I found it in Bede’s ‘Ecclesiastical History of the English Church and People’.
So only 1300 years old.
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Patacake should just buy a colony of bats, let them out each night when they go to bed, they might have an issue with bat shit but I am sure they have slave cleaners to sort that out.
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I couldn’t give a flying fuck, are these two cunts fleeing Georgia after the recent elections that went against WEF wishes and arrived to a warm welcome from the establishment here. Perhaps they, like the Ruski oligarchs have stolen state assets to launder ?
Anyway, how are these moths managing to materialise through the walls, did someone put some tiny doors in strategic positions ?
The scaly winged cunts.
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As a self qualified biologist and leading zoological expert,
You have a infestation of pests you need to find a natural predator.
Moths-bats
Mice- lynx or cobra
Rats- boa constrictor or honey badger.
Moles – saltwater crocodile.
It’s a arms race and you’d best get in the first punch when it comes to nature.
Mate of mine had a problem with cats shitting in his flower beds.
Once he introduced a pack of hyena to restore the natural balance it was fine.
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In the crumbling ruin where we lived in the mid fifties Mis, we had a problem with mice roaming around the place all the time. Our dad got a couple of cats. 100% effective, never saw a mouse again.
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Yeah Arfur,
The reason for farms having cats and the old sailing ships too.
Cats are superb hunters.👍
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They’d have no trouble affording the removal of this infestation if she spent less on makeup. She’s got so much shit on her face her own mother wouldn’t recognize her.
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Moths in an old house?
Who ever heard of such a thing?
What’s next?
Flies in the old Bog?
These dumb cunts! If you’ve got 30 plus million to spend on a house, step up and spend a little more on an exterminator.
Moving on…
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And another thing…
What the fuck kind of Saxon name is Patarksishvilli any way?
I’ve seen old Gaelic names written in Ogham that were easier to pronounce.
Esme: Trevor darling, lets take a bottle of wine with us tonight when we go to Iya and Yevhen’s.
Trevor: Yes dear. I’ve got a bottle of Chateau d’Shithole from October that should do nicely.
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Beyond me why anyone with £30 million to spend on a house would buy something built in Victorian times. I’ve lived in such. Cold, damp, draughty, no DPM, lead water pipes, cast iron gutters and downspouts, no electrics obviously, 10′ ceilings so you burned coal for the comfort of the spiders who lived in the corners while you shivered below, softwood sash windows which had rotted and jammed when Victoria was still alive, slate roofs, I could go on. No thanks, if you’re in the market for such you’ll get no competition from me. As for the thatched cottage, who the fuck wants a house with walls made of straw and cow shit and a straw roof?
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I bet Keir Starsehole and his tart have a flat near these two cunts.
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Sloths fur is infested with moths.
It’s the job of an Estate Agent to sell houses.
It’s not his job to give people reasons not to buy.
The surveyor probably didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary.
How many moths could there have been?
Don’t these silly cunts live in the real world?
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