I’ve never liked this red skinned, yellow haired steroid swollen yank gobshite.
He says all the right things
Tells kids to take vitamins, say their prayers, be good for teacher etc
He’s conservative, being a staunch supporter of Trump and promotes American ideals.
He’s racist 😁
All fine by me.
But he says all this then shags his best mates wife and filmed it.
His best mate(!) Bubba the Love Sponge( deedpoll so real name)
Then sues his mate for invasion of privacy.
Charming.
There’s something deeply flawed with a man who sports a canary yellow handlebar moustache,
To me he always looks like he’s escaped from a San Francisco pride event.
He wouldn’t necessarily help sway my vote if I was a undecided American.
Anyway, he’s a cunt.
Nominated by Miserable northern cunt.
You moustachist bastard, MNC!
I’ve reported you to the filth.
The Freddie Mercury wing of the Northumberland police service will be mincing through your country cream gate within the hour to slap some pink handcuffs on you, you disgraceful anti-moustache bigot.
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Thomas, you made me laugh out loud reading that lol
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What amazes me, is that the cunts only 71 ! Must’ve lost more fights than he lets on.
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Indeed.
He looked 71 about 30 years ago. I honestly thought he was dead.
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So did I, that’s why I double checked.
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I’m just wondering what sex with Hulk Hogan would look like. Does he climb on top of the curtain rail and flamboyantly fling himself across the room on to his partner, gnashing and wailing his teeth with theatrical vigour, fake his orgasm, before beating his chest and strutting around the room declaring he’s the greatest?
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Yes.
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Morning BD…I wonder just how many of these famous wrestlers from the 80’s + 90’s Vince McMahon got to bum in order for them to secure a contract?
I’ve an amusing mental image of him trying to bum Andre the Giant and Andre is swatting him off like the biplanes trying to take down King Kong off the top of the Empire State Building.
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I saw an amusing anecdote about Andre the Giant about how he was on long haul flight from somewhere and didn’t have time to take a crap like he usually does beforehand. Anyway nature took its course and he had to go on the plane and basically cleared one half of the plane with passengers complaining of stinging eyes and breathing difficulties.
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Andre is the only one I’ve any time for.
A true giant.
Not a steroid junkie.
He loved a piss up did Andre!
Empty the fuckin bar!
Heres his hand holding a can of lager
https://images.app.goo.gl/R4vcsFRFerXFSDRp7
A decent bloke by all accounts.
Unlike Hulk Hogan.
Who’s a shit house rat.
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Morning Thomas, it’s an arresting thought…or one that’s worthy of arrest, especially in these modern times…
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Oh my, what a quiet life I’ve led.
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His best mate’s called Bubba the Love Sponge??
Deary me.
Morning all.
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I imagine he’s reduced to injecting monkey glands to try to stop himself shrivelling up like Two Tier Kiers ball bag on “date night”.
Good morning.
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I think he’s a shirt lifter.
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What self respecting woman would shag Bubba or Hogan, mental bitch.
Maybe it was a ‘who can shag the ugliest’ competition, or she got several thousand dollars for her services
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Self respecting money grabbers, that’s who, Sick of it.
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Dozy twat
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OT, but Rachel Reeveᛋ ate my pension.
Weiblicher Schweinehund !!
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The bitch shat on mine.
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Über Hundescheißer !!!
💩💥
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I blame the parents.
What kind of people christen their son Hulk?
No wonder he’s puddled.
An whys he always ripping his shirt off eh?
Showing off his walnut whip nipples and lobster red chest.
Not only is this wasteful and spoilt behaviour it shows a complete lack of respect for t-shirt manufacturers hard work.
Fuck him the big dummy.
He comes round here acting all Ten-men I’ll split his head open with a roofing slate.
See if he can get blood out of his snow washed jeans the fuckin Muppet.
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Same goes for Steven Seagull.
With his Hong Kong book of Kung Fu.
If he knocked at my door and called missus miserable a puff or summat?
I’d throw a kettle of boiling water in his face and then take a axe to the silly Dracula looking fucker.
Wax on wax off?
Fuck off 🖕
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I never guessed he was bald either. Does he dye the hair he has left, cigarette smokers finger colour as well?
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Silly cunt Hulk Hogan looks like Terry Nutkins’ long lost brother with that hair.
Fuck off.
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He looks like a character out of Asterix.
Getonyerwix?
Wokeboxtix?
Rapeix?
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Hulk’s fight with Rocky in Rocky III was funny as fuck.
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That’s when Sylvester got his speech impediment.
Before that he sounded like Roger Moors.
I think Hulk was trying to rape him.
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Moore.
Autocorrect is related to Hogan.
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Pass me another steroid and cut a nick into the neck of this T-Shirt. Hulkamania is coming to town.
Only the Macho Man can save us now……ooooo yeah!
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Don’t be nasty, it is Movember you know..🆗
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Homo.
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