In filmmaking, Foley is the reproduction of everyday sound effects that are added to films, videos, and other media in post-production to enhance audio quality. Foley is named after sound-effects artist Jack Foley. Foley sounds are used to enhance the auditory experience of a movie. They can be anything from the swishing of clothing and footsteps to squeaky doors and breaking glass.
Further to esteemed Cunter Ron [Knee]`s criticism of various motion picture `devices` this one is not directly aimed at Foley itself, rather Foley DOGS.
I mean, who can forget the massively successful, good clean harmless fun of the classic The Jazz Singer, the first film to employ the addition of extra sound …
So, why dogs? Well, it would appear that every single televisual thing Mr Beau and our 57 benefit-earning blackberries have recently watched – films, TV series, anything both old and new – ALL have somewhere in the background the sound of a dog barking in the distance. I wouldn`t care, but it`s the SAME fucking dog.
It`s got to the point where we actively listen for the first instance of the `woof-woof`. Listen out for it yourself.
They`re listed as “Foley Artist” in the credits: “Lazy Fucking probably Gen-Z Cunt” would be more fitting.
PS The Jazz Singer doesn`t have any dogs in it, but I thought I`d share the image to cheer us all up.
Nominated by : Sam Beau
With a second take by Lord Cuntingford:
Can I please second and add to Sam’s nom and cunt sound effects in general. What gets my goat on films as a biker (apart from no-one doing up a helmet properly) is that a bike that is obviously a wheezing 250cc fart has a sound track of a 1000cc plus super-bike – yes Tom Cruise, I’m looking at you.
I knew the cunt would be a yank. That means he wouldn’t have been farting in the films I watch. The twat only broke wind in Motion shite from hamshankland in the sixties.
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I had a few punches to the face, and given a few, and it sounds NOTHING like the movies.
It’s actually quite a sickening sound you never really get used to.
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It’s curious, why use the same sound effect?
Is it laziness, used because it’s the first one on the ‘chose your dog barking sound’ list?
Perhaps it’s the only free one.
Does this apply to the creaking floorboard and the muffled thud?
We already know the same dying scream has been used from an earlier nom.
Any others?
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My favourite sound effect is the wailing Palestinian.
It’s thoroughly enriching.
Fuck off Hollywood.
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Ed Millibrain eating a bacon sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLBmLoL2Aw
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Is the barking dog Jess Phillips, she does a good snarl as well 👍
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She was on the telly at lunchtime Soi. Face like a horse and a voice that would turn the milk.
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One of the most overused (in any film where there’s a hospital:
“Dr. Davis, telephone please, Dr. Davis”.
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One sound in yankie films that doesn’t need any dubbing are the police sirens, due to them going off Incessantly.
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Search ‘Foley dog’ on YouTube and this is what you get.
Enjoy your afternoon cuppa everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2qjDK5x684
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Speaking for my cats, Graham Washington Cuntster and Boris Wolfgang Cuntster, we consider this nomination to be quite righteous and worthy of unanimous and unequivocal support.
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Not sure if it counts as a Foley dog or not ,
But it for some reason it irritates me is as I’ve mentioned before
A kookaburra in a African jungle despite being Australian
https://youtu.be/TqdRQxgtZtI?si=ZI1rfTCM_5IckGL4
It’s bothered me since I was a kid.
Seems lazy?
Also in Tarzan the Tarzan call used by Johnny Weissmuller is the one used in every Tarzan film ever made since.
UNGOWWA
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Most gracious of you, sir.
I`ve heard that stroking soft silky pussies is also beneficial for your health.
Miaow.
🙀
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Not sure if that’s true Sam but to be on the safe side I’ll keep stroking.
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Jawohl, Herr General !
My 3 dogs, Schwein, Hünd & Svaztika, enter into a frenzy upon hearing those woofs.
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You old paperhanger!
Given the effectiveness of the Tiger and Panther tanks perhaps you and your dogs of war should reconsider.
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O/T, this cunt wanted another election on BREXIT..
You couldn’t make it up…TWAT…..🤬
BBC News – I’m not surprised some want an election re-run – PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly2r4g98gjo
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Why do the media keep on referring to a ” landslide” victory when 65% didn’t vote Labour?
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80% of the electorate didn’t vote Labour, it’s 65% of those that did vote.
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Night time scenes in UK tv productions always have the same screeching owl/thing.
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