Charles Darwin, Victorian Cunt

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Victorians we’re dirty, smelly bastards.

Only the poshest houses would have a private toilet, and that would have been outside.
The majority had to share a khazi with lots of other families.

None of these shit houses had any sort of washing facilities.
The standard of hygiene was horrendous.

Houses had no bathrooms.
People would go many months without washing. Hardly anyone had a toothbrush.
The stink must have been horrible.

The streets were awash with shit.
Shit from horses, cattle and humans.
People’s clothes must have been caked in the stuff.

Charles Darwin was a smelly, soap dodging Victorian, and a cunt.
He was also a fraud.

He managed to get a place on the government funded, map planning ship, The Beagle.

I suppose that if you are going to get a 5 year cruise paid for then you had better come up with some serious shit to justify it.

He came up with his theory of evolution.

It was called Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.
It still is.
Notice the emphasis on ‘Darwin’s’.

It’s as if other scientists don’t exactly buy into his theory.
They can’t endorse it buy simply calling it ‘Evolution’.
No, it’s Darwin’s and as it’s just a theory it may well be wrong.

Here’s why I think that Darwin was a cunt….

Out of the tens of thousands of species of animals that he studied, there was not one single example of anything that could be proved to be in a state of evolving.
There was no credible ‘missing link’.
There still isn’t.

Animals do not evolve to suit their environment.
There simply is not time to do that.
They can’t live in an unsuitable environment for millenia before they finally evolve to accept it.
If the basic requirements for their life is not present then that life will not be there in the first place.

Dinosaurs roamed Earth for about 200 million years and never evolved into anything else but dinosaurs.

The species that we have today that are directly related to dinosaurs haven’t evolved at all.
In fact, they have degenerated.

A Deinosuchus, the dinosaur crocodile who was a nasty cunt and about 10,5 meters long would be ashamed of his modern day relative.

If Darwin’s theory held true then the evolving Deinosuchus, or crocodile which we now call it, would be about 40 meters long. It would be able to sprint overland faster than a cheetah and be able to hunt and eat anything that it wanted.
Hippos in one mouthful would just be a snack.
An entire elephant would be his breakfast.

As far as Darwin is concerned then humans in the future would evolve to suit their environment.
They will therefore have very small brains as all knowledge will be available to them on their hand held devices.
No need to actually learn or remember anything.

They would have excellent eyesight to see the screens and thin pointed fingers to tap the buttons.

As it would be unnecessary to actually know anything, to explore anywhere or to produce anything new then the human race will regress and not evolve.

Darwin was indeed a cunt.
And a hairy faced, soap dodging, freeloading, slap head cunt at that.

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Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

91 thoughts on “Charles Darwin, Victorian Cunt”

  2. The young are doing their best not to evolve, due to constantly being ran over whilst fiddling on mobile phones. At least it will stop the back becoming hunched and thumbs being ridiculously enlarged.

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    • Just as plausible as thinking plant life evolved in animal life.

      If humans are merely highly evolved apes, where are the talking dogs and why haven’t the remaining are species evolved into a parallel species of human?

      Utter rot.

      By the way, his book was called The origin of species, not The theory of evolution. like thstvothet fraud Einstein, he very conveniently came up with a theory that cannot be disproven asbit requires millions of years of observation, justcas Einstein”s requires the ability to travel at the constant, ie the speed of light, which has also been proven notbto be constant.

      From what I can see not a small proportion of the most ardent atheists and evolutionists consider his treatise severely flawed.

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  5. I have failing eye sight, fingers like sausages and I know everything. I am indeed yesterday’s man.
    afternoon. (and it is lovely weather here just now.)

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  6. Darwin had to pay to go on the cruise, or likely his father did.

    As for evolution, all you are doing is putting on a very good show of ignorance. The evidence is everywhere and undeniable.

    You are likely correct in the aroma department, though.

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  7. Polar bears all share dna with Irish brown bears, so there was some evolution right there?
    It’s a slow process, survival of the fittest.
    Massive reptiles lost a lot of their big prey, so the smaller ones flourished?
    The theory of Mike.
    You’re welcome 😊

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    • It’s still a bear. it’s not a dog, cat or monkey, etc.

      There is an enormous difference between adaptation and evolution.

      Changing fur colour is not evolution.

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  8. I’m not partaking in evolution.
    Fuck that.

    End up with a head like a watermelon and spindly limbs and gills?
    Like some cunt off the x files?

    Nope, I’m proud of my prominent brow ridge ,
    My vestigial tail,
    And traceable linage to cousin sasquatch.

    Darwin was a heretic .

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  9. We didn’t get a bathroom until 1961, outside bog and tin bath in front of fire.

    The house I was born in didn’t even have electric lights, gas mantle’s on the wall..one cold tap and a slopstone sink…! ( Condemned )

    Yorkshire…

    Victorian’s, “luxury”..

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      • I must say Artie ,
        You paint a very dim picture of Victorian life!

        They were great days!!
        Days of Empire 🇬🇧🇬🇧

        It meant something to be British then.
        And Johnny foreigner feared us!!

        The British army was the greatest army in the world.
        We were a powerhouse of industry and innovation.

        It had much to envy!
        A 100% white population
        Public hangings
        You could murder a east end prostitute and never get caught.

        So what if the plumbing wasnt perfect?
        And few kids up chimneys is a small price to pay.

        Fuck em

  12. I wonder how Darwin’s proponent’s account for nıg-ņog IQ?
    They haven’t advanced one iota for hundreds of thousands of years.

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    • Indeed Thomas,indeed.

      Best not mention those utter cunts the Aborigine,who after fifty thousand years inhabiting one of Planet Earth’s most unspoilt regions,have amounted to totally fucking nothing.

      Darwin my arse.

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      • Hang on old man, they invented the stick, there’s billions of sticks these days.
        Him dat fella, boss.

    • They say we evolved from the primeval ooze.

      Maybe they mean just the politicians?
      I can see that.

      And from lizards.
      I can see that.
      Lot of people still look like they catch flies with their tongue.

      He was a pretty brave bloke really.
      Lots of people back when he wrote Origin of the species firmly believed the biblical version of the creation of man.

      And you know how reasonable religious types are,
      Wonder he didn’t get lynched!

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  13. There is so much wrong with this obscenely-long nomination that I just can’t be bothered refuting every single, ignorant point and giving explanations and citations.

    Although I’d recommend watching the Systematic Classification of Life series by the Youtuber Aron Ra. It’s comprehensive and answers a lot of the utter bollocks in the nomination.

    It might be quite time consuming to watch as there are a lot episodes in the series (if you are actually willing to learn that is).

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    • The fact remains that there is ZERO evidence of evolution in the fossil record, and wete evolution a scientific fact it should be teeming with intermediate species.

      It’s not. Not a sausage.

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    • Ignorant?

      Ignorance is only looking for evidence that backs up your own views and opinions.

      Already having an answer in your mind and then working backwards to support it.

      Ignoring anything that might cast doubt on your own conclusions.

      https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/4118.Best_Books_against_Darwinism

      I don’t admit to reading any of the hundreds of books that dismiss Darwin.
      They are probably obscenely long and I placed a nomination on this site purely for fun.

      I was not writing my own fucking thesis.

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  14. If Darwin was right then Afghans would have invented the jet aircraft and The Somali would be able to fucking time travel…straight into one of Starmers Benefits Hotels.

    Darwin was a lying cunt who just wanted to grope some Samoan topless birds.

    Oven..oh fuck he’s already been “naturally selected” the smartarse long dead bullshitter.

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  15. Fuck me it’s not difficult to understand a few things vis a vis evolution.

    You can see genetic variations amongst our own species. Some of us are born with genetically advantageous qualities e.g. in terms of resilience to disease, others of us are born with predispositions to illnesses that may limit our ability to reproduce and survive. Those people carrying the better genes reproduce and pass those genes on. Those carrying the disadvantageous genes die or fail to reproduce and the inferior genes die with them.

    Genetic variation also happens randomly as we are bombarded with solar rays that disrupts our DNA giving rise to variation in the species – sometimes to the advantage of the individual with the genetic variation, sometimes to their disadvantage. We’re not all the same, and we don’t reproduce the same genetic material, but the superior genes survive and contribute to the improved adaptation to their environment of the individuals with the superior genetic material, and the populations that descend from them.

    As for writing off evolution as “only a theory” that’s like saying gravity is “only a theory”. In science, the word “theory” doesn’t mean “a nice idea I’ve just had but we can’t be sure is true”, it’s a combined body of study, supported by evidence, with experimental analysis, peer reviewed and verified, and in its totality can amount to a proof of concept (as is the case with evolution, and is certainly also the case with gravity) but always with the ability – as science permits – to be updated and improved.

    It’s easy to deny the existence of something that has such an abundance of scientific proof behind it, but it tends only to show you don’t know what you’re talking about. A good place to start if you really want to improve your grasp of evolution would be the works of Stephen J Gould, Richard Dawkins and Neil de Grasse Tyson. If you can read those books and still think “it’s only a theory” then your perceptions are likely clouded by the religious explanation of life and the universe – which really doesn’t have any evidence whatsoever to sustain it.

    It’s also worth noting, before poo pooing science, that science WORKS. The fact that we’re all exchanging thoughts and amusing anecdotes on this online forum via sophisticated electronic communications networks is thanks to the rigour and efficacy of science, not some bearded cunt on a cloud plucking a harp.

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    • So, the science is settled then?

      Like covid jabs?

      Btw, if being an atheist means displaying the fuck-witted, petty, narrow-minded spite of Dawkins, I’ll give it a miss.

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    • Exactly right Dave … Climbing Mount Improbable perhaps being an excellent example.
      The alternative? Perhaps the JuJu that lives up the mountain?
      As regards “science” and Covid – we would all be better off today if we had followed the science!! But we didn’t, some of us (not me or my family), followed the fucking stupid edicts of fuck-witted politicians who were constantly taking “advice” from self-serving shit-brained medical experts.

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    • Hey Dave,

      First the molasses,

      I agree with you about science. The science is always right.

      Many years ago I told a fanatical family member who wanted to save my heathen soul that it wasn’t the word of God I doubted but rather the mouth of man. That shut him up…briefly.

      I feel the same way about science. It isn’t the science I doubt but rather the mouth of the scientist.

      While we may not have the mechanics of evolution completely figured out I agree that it is correct as a mechanism.

      Now the sulfur,

      However, I completely disagree with the examples of Gould and Tyson as proponents of that mechanism.

      While Gould* is highly touted and widely read, I (and his critics) find him to be shallow and superficial. In my opinion (and the opinion of some of his critics) his work doesn’t stand up to rigorous cross examination. Even though as you point out it has been peer reviewed and widely accepted.

      Tyson on the other hand is more of a celebrity than a scientist and quite frankly I just have trouble taking him seriously.

      On a personal note it pains me to take exception to your examples as I am a fan of your posts and look forward to seeing more of them.

      *I also despise Stephen Jay Gould for the role he took in popularizing analytics in Baseball, It has been a large factor in ruining the game and contributing to its decline and downfall as America’s “National Pastime.”

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      • Evening General, hope all is well mate; a pleasure to read your post and your imperishable put-down of the zealoted family member. Also delighted to hear your analysis of my specifics, and have no problem whatsoever taking on your well explained refutation of the specific authors I cite. I suspect you are better read than me on practically all matters! At the end of the day, we seem to agree on the essential question in terms of evolution vs creationism. I think it was George Carlin who said of creationists that “they think the Flintstones is a documentary”.

      • Hey Dave,

        We are agreed. Humans evolved and are continuing to evolve.

        Well, some of us anyway.

  16. Wonder why I read this shit. Beginning to get as insane as the present government.
    All I know is Storm Bert is fucking Millibrain’s energy figures up and stopping more visitors arriving in Dover.

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    • It ain’t tho is it.

      They are all still coming over on the trains and trucks….

      You’ve clearly swallowed the ‘small boats’ propaganda and the ‘smash the gangs’ propaganda.

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    • Have there been any Illegals drowning during Storm Bert?

      What a loss to the world of Architecture/ Art/ Engineering /Football.

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  17. Oh, everything and everone came from Africa, don’t you know.
    Cradle of civiliastion and all that bollocks.

    The first – very first – people on Earth may well have been from Africa.
    But all the others? Japan, America, Australia, Europe? Don’t tell me they were all uninhabited before Buana arrived. Absolute revisionist ‘black is beautiful’ woke shite.

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    • Your name?
      – David Lammy
      Your specialist subject?
      – Charles Darwin
      David Lammy, you have as long as you want as it won’t make any diffference on Charles Darwin, starting now:
      :
      Who wrote ‘On the Origin of Species’ in 1859?
      – Charles Dickens
      What was the name of the ship on which Darwin circumnavigated the world?
      – The Bounty
      Who was the ship’s captain?
      – Captain Bligh
      On which group of islands did Darwin discover different species of finch, each adapted for its environment?
      – Pitcairn
      Who played Darwin in the film ‘Creation’?
      – Errol Flynn
      What did Darwin conclude from his research?
      – That we should be paying reparations for slavery

      David Lammy, you have scored no points, with no passes.

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  19. It was the Anunnaki who monkied around with monkey DNA to create humans.
    Saw it on YouTube so it’s true, so there! 🐵🧔‍♂️

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  20. Don’t know about anybody else but I find it difficult to believe that white European people and Far Eastern people have evolved from black Africans.

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  22. No, Darwin was not a cunt. He was ace. I know, I’ve been to his house.

    If you dislike Darwin, the chsnces are that you believe Earth is 6000 years old and that it was made in six days, even though it was done in the dark as plants were all made before the sun was created. Alternatively, you might be a Hindu or even worse, a Mozlem. Those smelly terrorîsts really hate Charlie Darwin.

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  23. I once watched spellbound as a sheep turned into a dragon like beastie surrounded by yellow hippopotamus. Could have been the two tabs I’d just taken or was it evolution? The police were unable to give me a reasonable answer though they did appear to be pomegranates. Fucking glad I’m old and sensible now.

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  24. OT. Anyone else see that cunt of cunts, Ed Sheercunt hog the post match coverage after the Ipswich vs Manchester United match?

    New United manager, Ruben Amorim was far from impressed, and rightly so, The carrot cocked cunt gatecrashed his first post match interview. And what this orange gargoyle has to do with professional football, fuck knows.

    And why didn’t Roy Keane twat the repulsive ginger Quasimodo Because he fucking well needs it.

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  25. My nan had an outside toilet. It was back in the early 80’s when the Izal Medicated, finally got replaced by the Sun daily rag. The only thing the newspaper was any good for.

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  26. O/T, keep paying your taxes dickheads, the third world SHITHOLES need your money.

    https://www.gbnews.com/politics/world/cop29-ed-miliband-energy-secretary-labour-baku-strike-deal

    Where’s that fucking bogtrotter St Geldof when you need him ….Do they know it’s Christmas,

    Who gives a fuck, if the fuckers weren’t so fucking thick they would have had an industrial revolution 200 years ago..

    As it is they just ride the coatails of whitey and then move here or moan like fuck…!!!

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