I might be late to the party on the basis that noms take up to a few weeks to publish, feel free to use this is a second to any current nominations, but Black Friday is an utter cunt.

‘The Holidays’ as our so called Sepo friends refer to them. An erstwhile Cunter on these hallowed forums once referred to it as ‘Greed, debt, alcoholism and forced enjoyment wrapped up in some sort of false celebration of a magical sky fairy that nobody believes in and half the imported population doesn’t recognise…’ (copyright whoever said that) is the most accurate and succinct statement ever uttered by a human life form.

But Black Friday is for utter retards. And you never go full retard. Last years shit, marked up in a price the previous 3 months plus, reduced (apparently) massively so that vacuous idiots lap it up. It’s all shit, knowing full well its last years model (another American corporate trait we have picked up). Every fucker is at it, despite being absolutely skint, people still don’t hesitate to go full retard over it.

Fuck the fuck off with Halloween, Black Friday and your other holiday shite. It seems ‘merica’s biggest export is cuntiude and buying shit you don’t need because you perceive it to be cheaper.

I spent 6 long years in the US and I fucking loathe it. You get less for manslaughter these days. Everything is marketed and branded to fuck, lapped up by morons in the name of ‘freedom’.

Don’t get me fucking started on their Franken food, the obese, corporate, cuckold cunts.

Do assisted suicide centres do Black Friday specials? Because if corporate America took up that offer the world would be a much nicer place. Cunts.

Nominated by : The Captain