Some cunter made a comment about this, and it intrigued me.
They don’t go anywhere, they die, having already fulfilled their purpose.
How to keep them out of your house?
Cinnamon – use cinnamon as an air freshner, as flies hate the smell!
Lavender, eucalyptus, peppermint and lemongrass essential oils – Not only will spraying these oils around the house create a beautiful aroma, but they will also deter those pesky flies too.
Another link follows.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Greenbottles are total cunts.
Shit – of any kind – is their speciality.
They even like the brown garden bin. Because it’s the same colour as shit.
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If I had a choice between the Pakis who infest the dialysis unit or the flies fucking off for the Winter, then I would choose the Pakis and let the flies stay.
The Pakis are noisier and dirtier.
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OT. But similar to flies. More antics from our curried friends at the hospital.
Now, while doing the treatment, the support staff give the patients a cup of tea and a sandwich. It isn’t something they have to do, it’s just a decent gesture.
Now, most people just ask for a cuppa with whatever they want in it. But, there’s this Paki, who holds everything up by being as picky as fuck. They kept giving the tea cup back. And saying things like ‘A little bit more sugar’ and ‘Just a bit more milk’. This went on for a while, until a patient cracked and shouted ‘This isn’t a hotel,you black cunt!’ (and, no, it wasn’t me😉).
Another one of this lot expects to ‘pre-order’ ‘their’ sandwich. While everybody else just accepts what the’ve got. It’s the luck of the draw. But this fucker expects to get what he wants, and actually complains to the nurses if he can’t get the butty that he wants.
Medical professionals, listening to some camelfucking turd complain because he doesn’t get a tuna sandwich. Funny, how he miraculously knows English when he wants something, The filthy fucker.
We go there for dialysis treatment.Not for something to eat. Give these Pakis and inch, and they will take the M1. Fucking cunts.
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The revolting creatures probably hibernate up Lammy’s anus.
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It would be nice if all the files spent the winter in Mike Amesbury’s cell.
After watching the latest footage of the early morning fracas, I don’t see how he can avoid jail, given Labour’s current zeal to be tough on violent and disorderly behaviour.
Poor old Stormer is going to squirm over this one 😃
It’ll run and run.
Labour scum.
Good morning 👍
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I wonder if Amesbury will be tried and convicted within a fortnight ?
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The cunt will be acquitted,as he is another raghead appeaser.
What a shower of shit.
Good morning sir.
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And just watch that Amesbury cunt ‘deeply regret’ and be ‘heartbroken’. Also expect out of thin air photo oportunities with various black, peaceful and bottybashing ‘friends’.
Morning Tez.
Morning Jack.
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Files ? Fucking autocorrect, fuck off.
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It’s going to open up a whole can of worms, Tel.
Break out the popcorn 🍿 😃
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Hopefully so Jack. The prospect of releasing burglars, drug dealers and thugs to make room in the prisons and then jailing a Labour MP for assault will be fucking hilarious. Although if its anything like the Manchester airport peacefuls we will be waiting a fucking long time.
Morning Jack/UT/all.
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Don’t forget the sweeney todd Councillor, who’s out on bail for Christmas..
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In Starmerist Britain we can expect some sort of trial..
Trial by media.
A show trial perhaps to make an example of the cunt.
Or the usual cosy Huw Edwards type of expensive “justice” trial,pay a small fine and go home to claimnit on the Expenses.
Option 3 seems suitable,he’s a Member of Parliament don’t you know and therefore normal rules won’t apply.
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LL@ I wonder what happened to the Southport Stabber ?
That’s all gone quiet.
No swift justice there ‘eh ?
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It has hasn’t it?
I think the trial must be next year and my guess is they are laying the groundwork for a mental health defence.
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https://order-order.com/2024/10/25/southport-suspects-case-delayed/
I imagine it’s because he is a peaceful convert.
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To stop the bubbling discontent,which is likely now visceral hatred,the trial will be so disconnected by time from the events that it all becomes abstract.
They are hoping the Far Right will all be in benidorm when the evil blek cunt is found guilty and sent off to a nice warm secure mental health unit for a few years.
A dirty business indeed,the storm clouds gather open the single malt..
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Funny, how all these murderous treewwinger types all have ‘mental health’ issues. From that piece of shit in Nottingham, to the Southport Children In Need Poster Boy.
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I can pick a fly from the air using chopsticks.
Unfortunately I don’t own chopsticks 🥢
My reflexes are lightning fast due to studying martial arts with my Sensei Michael Amesbury.
We in the Black dragon dojo don’t kill flies,
It’s beneath us as warriors
We box them up and send them to Africa.
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Confucius say “man with one chopstick go hungry”.
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I think Mr Amesbury should become Kier Starmkopfs bodyguard.
To protect against attacks from the Far Right.
The idea of Mike getting Kemi Badenough in a headlock at PMQs makes me grin like the Cheshire cat.
Haaaaii yaaa!!!
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In fact they could form a elite fighting force to protect the whole cabinet.
Enter the drag queen – Owen Jones.
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They land on shitty smelly things such as undesirable aliens, leaving me alone.
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Think the cunt in Nr 10 will have said there are no flies on me, similar to all the other lying shite the twat comes out with.
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