Dave’s ‘the luckiest man on earth’ apparently. Who says so? Well fans of our Vicky; who, it seems, have been left ‘gobsmacked’ by her appearance after seeing the results of the photoshoot to promote her latest product.
It said she was knickerless and braless. Blimey, I’d normally be frothing at the mouth, but I’ll pass on this one. I simply can’t get so much as a twitch at the sight of this stick insect with a pout like Marge Simpson. And she always looks so fucking miserable. If she smiled, her face would probably split in two.
Haven’t you got enough money as it is? Give it (and us) a rest, you boring cunt.
Nominated by Ron Knee, seconded by Jeezum Priest.
Nice to see skeletor without his hood.
And is that Right said Fred hiding in his t-shirt?
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Brilliant! I’ll never be able to look at them again without thinking of the bald boys.
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I thought it was Grant and Phil.
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Ray Harryhausen skeletons have looked hotter.
Talentless ghoul, Hang her up with all the other Halloween tat..
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Great advert for the fake tits industry there.
To be honest I wouldn’t mind a quick feel just out of curiousity, but fuck me, that face…
Morning all.
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It’s not even “Tits on a Stick” really. If she tried out pole dancing, It would almost be a case of double vision.
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If she came and auditioned at the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club (Soho) I would just say to her put your shirt on lad and fuck off.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen it smile properly.
As some wag said years ago, her smile looks like a ripple on a bucket of piss.
Plenty people in the comments echoing that sentiment.
And the cunts have added a fucking poll to the article : “Should David Beckham be given a knighthood”?
What, for kicking a ball round in his youth, or for rattling his knackers on her protruding public bone?
No wonder the cunt talks in a high pitched voice.
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PUBIC. Fucking pox auto correct.
Still, if she’s flashing it about, then it must be public.
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‘Her smile looks like a ripple on a bucket of piss’.
Hats of to that lass; a perfect description.
She must be one of the few who have ever seen Vicky actually smile…
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Monica Stillpond, an interesting similar name. From the great 1982 film Dead Men don’t were Plaid. That film was a laugh all the way through. Featuring Steve Martin, & many dead & alive!
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I’m sure that she’d love to be Lady Victoria.
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Check out her n husband Davids Ali G interview, she couldnt help but smile when asked if the took it up the “offside”
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I hate that phrase ‘broke the internet’.
You mean a glut of sad twats who clicked to see what a half-witted twiglet looked like?
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About as alluring as a dog turd.
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Had to laugh GT. That’s the only reason you got close to it and wondering where the smell was coming from.
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Correction: Its Wives Or Girlfriends. The body is a castoff from which cloathing hung from in the past. Don’t know where the head came from. Haven’t the foggiest.
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I worked on the fringes of the fashion industry. We once sampled her company and I asked a female friend there what she was like and was told she was actually very nice. Unfortunately she doesn’t have much fashion sense or any sense of style which you may have thought to be a prerequisite to running a fashion company., consequently it loses a stack of money.
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His sister used to hang around local restaurants slagging off the pair of them
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I reckon she has had an injection in her knockers to make them look bigger. It has to be an optical illusion.
With all the money he has, why David Beckham married that old tart is beyond imagining. I wonder if he is in into ladyboys – like Jess Phillips “husband”?. False tits and a big dick.
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well, I would still fuck her in the shitter, then get her to piss on me. 👍
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This week’s recipient of the Dame Barbara Cartland Award for Romantic prose.
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Indeed Lord C.
They say that romance is dead, but as far as Chuff’s concerned it’s clear that the heart of a poet beats within his chest.
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Always chasing staying famous,by any means necessary.
It’s a matter of some regret Mr Cunt Engine is presently “resting” in one of those Far Right prisons..
He’d know the best medicine for The Bony One.
Good morning.
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Victoria the famous Cliff Richard impersonator and cunt!
https://images.app.goo.gl/i5R9AYkCnmnbqwjP7
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Blimey they’re right.
Except that Cliff’s got a better voice…
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all those young boys cum keeping the vocal cords lubricated no doubt…..allegedly.
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We will never be rid of them, the Beckhams breed like pàķi’s..
One thicker than the next…
Attention seeking retards polluting the media with their stupid antics.
Gas em like badgers..
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A pout like Marge Simpson?
I’d say she’s more like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.
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Attention seeking vacuous fucking skank. She practically stalked Davey boy before they married. Deny these people the oxygen of attention and, they’re utterly lost.
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She’s on the ‘turds that won’t flush’ list for sure.
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When David Beckham got back from the 1998 World Cup after his petulant sending off against Argentina, he was asked by the media a few weeks later “How about the stick David?” to which he replied “Victoria doesn’t like football”.
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Lol!
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Jesus H. Christ Himself she’s a real life Botox Barbie!
She’s filled with more bacteria than the Wuhan Lab.
Dave’s lucky he’s not quarantined ’cause there ain’t no vaccine gonna fix that shit.
And we haven’t even discussed the silicone. If she spontaneously combusts she’ll smolder like an underground tire fire for decades.
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Always amazes me how some people devoid of any skill/talent manage to amass great amounts of wealth.
Same at work, completely useless thick cunts always end up in charge…
Ergo, see politicians….no wonder the world is fucked up….💩
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Hey Z,
She is the quintessential example of being famous for being worthless.
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Had the misfortune to once meet this creature in the players bar at Old Trafford.
Deliberately ignored people, snotty attitude, thought she was some sort of superstar. No charm or talent, terrible personality, ugly as fuck. Yet her levels of self importance were staggering.
Needless to say, Fergie despised her. And apparently the gaffer once said this about Skellington Spice….
‘I tell you, she would do a shit in the middle of Trafalgar Square. If she thought it would get her in the papers.’
And everyone else at MUFC – From the chairman to the tea lady – all said the same thing….
‘He’s a lovely lad. But she will ruin him.’
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What a sourfaced fucker she is.
Vast wealth,
Big house
Nice cars
No money worries
Still looks like she’s at cot death funeral.
What does it take to get this cunt to smile?!!
I had her money, I’d be like Dick van Dyke
Dancing and whistling down the road.
She’s shy people say in her defence.
Shy?
Then don’t join pop bands and date footballers if you’re shy.
Become a librarian.
Shy my arse.
Moody cunt more like.
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‘She’s a shy person.’
John Lennon used to say that about Yoko Fucking Ono.
Well…..
First approached Paul McCartney for some sort of ‘favour’. McCartney promptly brushed her off.
Then stalked and pursued Lennon. Went to his house, intimdated his wife Cynthia, endless pestering phone calls to John. Fed him no end of bullshit.
Claimed not to know who the Beatles were (yeah right). Also claimed to have no interest in them. Yet she was at every recording session and meeting from 1968 to their split in 1970.
Threatened to sack any Apple employees who dared to have any misgivings or complaints about her.
Therapist Arthur Janov encouraged Lennon to talk to his first wife and build bridges. Fucking Ono threatened to kill herself if he ever did it. This was confirmed by Janov himself.
A ‘sick’ Fucking Ono had her bed brought in to Abbey Road studios when the Beatles were recording. Lennnon had a mic placed over the bed. So Fucking Ono could give her ‘opinions’ on the bands’ work and also give out orders.
And that’s just the first three years….
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Great stuff Norman,
Yoko “Lilith” Ono was (and almost certainly still is) a demon succubus who sucked (and probably still does suck) the life out of anyone she encounters.
It would take a powerful talisman to vanquish her to the infernal depths of the Abyss. And even if he had such a talisman, John didn’t have the moral fortitude to wield it.
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A really warm and wonderful human being in other words Norman.
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Two in fact
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The wicked hag was officially christened Yoko Fucking Ono by David Crosby.
The Croz went round to see Lennon whe he lived in New York. David asked him if he fancied a lads night out. Just like they did in their old Byrds and Beatles days.
John insisted that ‘she’ had to come to, Crosby saw a scowling Ono in the doorway. David said ‘see ya’ and he never saw Lennon again.
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Not a very good header pic Admin.
This might be more flattering …
https://media.istockphoto.com/id/165883826/photo/a-bright-green-runner-bean-on-a-white-background.jpg?s=612×612&w=0&k=20&c=piJr_uCttjFAR1RvENr0DCuxt5eOJRboEMr1H_26bJE=
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Here it is, lads.
Victoria Beckham full frontal…
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/76/e2/ee76e2d659bc870669c23d395f8dc96c.jpg
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🤣🤣🤣
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She looks not bad in that for once
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Ugly harridan.She needed drowning at birth.
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David never was the sharpest potato peeler in th knife drawer.
If he wanted to marry a Spice Girl, why didn’t he bag Emme Bunton?
I bet the silly little sod really thought that Skelly was posh and well to do.
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The Spice Girls were tripe, but Bunton was cute. And Mel B had a cracking set on her back in the day.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/mel-b-exposes-killer-ches-17094383
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Geri had the bests tits, Ron.
Other birds who were rumoured to be on the pre-Skelly Becks radar were Page 3 girl, Stacey Winfield, Louise Nurding (later Redknapp) and Samantha Janus. If he did drop Samantha for Boni from The Trap Door, then he really does need his head testing.
Sam got fitter as she got older. The only reason to watch NeverEnders a while back.
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That crappy 90s comedy show, Babes In The Wood.
But Samantha Janus , Natalie Walter and Denise van Outen in it could have effed me ragged.
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Geri was very tidy indeed Norman;
https://imagecollect.com/picture/geri-halliwell-photo-4828822/breast-cancer-care
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I guess it is just me that was jealous of Mr Beckham for getting to bang Ms Adams then
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It’d be like fucking a xylophone.
He should have had a threesome with Geri and Emma instead.
Or Kylie and Dannii, if he was that lucky (lucky lucky lucky);
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I got the same tit job when I first got to California. My yonkers planted high as Jacob’s Ladder, right smack bang up on my shoulders
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Rebecca Loos was Beckham’s best conquest when she was the nanny prior to the dirty cunt appearing on tv pleasuring a lusty (lucky?) boar
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I thought they only put this sort of stuff on Pornhub;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmaggqWGQU
Lucky pig!
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Miserable cunt. I’m sure if I’d managed to amass a fortune despite being totally talentless, I’d be grinning like Diane Abbott at a free ‘all-you-can-eat’ fried chicken event.
The worst thing about her, apart from the singing, fashion-sense, looks, greed and relentless self promotion, is her legacy… a new breed of hyper cunts, who through a diabolical mixture of genes are destined to torment and infuriate the public for another generation.
Best we can hope for is that they follow the Geldof children’s excellent example and take to hard drugs in a serious way.
I’m not one to speak ill of people but can’t find a single redeeming feature, certainly not those absurd silicon footballs glued to her rib cage.
Frankly, I’ve seen more attractive dogshit.
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I want to know who is buying her overpriced clothing and bags.
Did you see the Evoque she designed? Like it was squished by Big Foot.
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Moderated. Was it “British” ?
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