Dave’s ‘the luckiest man on earth’ apparently. Who says so? Well fans of our Vicky; who, it seems, have been left ‘gobsmacked’ by her appearance after seeing the results of the photoshoot to promote her latest product.
It said she was knickerless and braless. Blimey, I’d normally be frothing at the mouth, but I’ll pass on this one. I simply can’t get so much as a twitch at the sight of this stick insect with a pout like Marge Simpson. And she always looks so fucking miserable. If she smiled, her face would probably split in two.
Haven’t you got enough money as it is? Give it (and us) a rest, you boring cunt.
Nominated by Ron Knee, seconded by Jeezum Priest.
Moderated. Was it “British” ?
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Posh Spice? That always confused me seeing as she looks like a council estate slapper, until she cut her hair and looked like “the nonce who got away with it” Sir Cliff “Elm Guest House” Richard.
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Skinny bitch, she must rattle when she, s fucked, I would imagine it’s like fucking a 10 speed bike…
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