Ofcom (3)

 
are cunts.

I read yet another pointless article the other day

bbcnews

So, Ofcom, after about 3 minutes of my own research, I`ve compiled a table of stats for you below. I hope you may find it useful to aid you in any future deliberations.

Largest social media platforms, at this time:

№ of Users …

Facebook — 3.05 billion
WhatsApp — 2.78 billion
YouTube — 2.49 billion
Instagram — 2.04 billion
WeChat — 1.32 billion
TikTok — 1.22 billion
Telegram — 800 million
Snapchat — 750 million
X (formerly Twitter) — 550 million

Why they exist …

Facebook — to make an obscene amount of money
WhatsApp — to make an obscene amount of money
YouTube — to make an obscene amount of money
Instagram — to make an obscene amount of money
WeChat — to make an obscene amount of money
TikTok — to make an obscene amount of money
Telegram — to make an obscene amount of money
Snapchat — to make an obscene amount of money
X (formerly Twitter) — to make an obscene amount of money

What they do to `protect` users from alleged/perceived `harmful` content, and why …

Facebook — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WhatsApp — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
YouTube — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Instagram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WeChat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
TikTok — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Telegram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Snapchat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
X (formerly Twitter) — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.

What they will actually do to comply with the outlined `punishments` in the Ofcom report …

Facebook — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WhatsApp — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
YouTube — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Instagram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
WeChat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
TikTok — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Telegram — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
Snapchat — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.
X (formerly Twitter) — absolutely fuck-all. They couldn`t give a shit.

Ofcom.

Ofuc: Officially fucking useless cunts.

Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüber.

43 thoughts on “Ofcom (3)

  1. Another expensive “paper tiger” committee?

    Surely not,unheard of in this country,all our regulators are the envy of the civilised world..

    Aren’t they?

    Oh dear me the windbag cunts.

    Good morning.

  2. They are indeed useless.
    I wrote to them in July to complain that Miserable Northern Cunt had said that my moustache and sartorial preferences made look like an even fruitier Freddie Mercury.
    Haven’t heard a dicky bird back.
    Maybe my grievances would be salved by a nice even £1000 from Admin as compensation for the hurt caused (collected by force from all ISaCunters)?

  3. Ofcom are like a sandal wearing, free Palestine, labour voting , little student activist.

    “Ooh you shouldn’t say that”

    ” Ooh that’s possibly racist”

    ” Ooh, that might upset the trans community”

    Fuck off Ofcom .
    You bunch of duffle coat wearing, latte drinkers.

    I don’t need protection from hurty words or different ideas.

  4. Nick Clegg, former Deputy Prime Minister, reportedly rakes in $15 million a year as Head of Global Affairs at Meta/Fuckface.

    I expect the current Deputy Prime Minister will end up at the same company as Head of Global Cock Noshing for a couple of Harvey Wallbangers and a bag of chips.

    • Considering the current government is made up of q ueers and Commies (when they are not sucking the cocks of Islamists, who they fear might get offended by hurty words) I’d go for the Islington shower.

  5. Wish there wasn’t this large amount of gullible people in the world and we wouldn’t have the likes of these cunts and many more like them around.

  6. I think Herr Goebbels would make a splendid fist of it if given the chance, Mein Fuhrer.

    Signed by, your friend, Heinie.

    Good afternoon, pig dogs.

  7. There is only one “f ” in Ofcom, so it is pronounced wrongly, but there ought to be two, because they can fuck right off! Total useless cunts.

    • Appart from a gas regulator, I can’t thing of any others that actually do the job properly. Ofwat, Ofgem & Ofstead included. I’m Off to the pub!

  8. I’m rubbish at maths and had never heard of a decillion before.

    Wonder who’ll be the worlds first decillionaire?

    Probably some ‘ we’re all in it together”, socialist cunt

      • Except the pubs will have to pay the staff more, which will put up prices, which will more than offset Rachel Thieves’ generous ‘buy 500, get one free’ offer…

  9. Hmmm
    Good job I read this, was thinking of contacting them about those useless cunts Virgin Media about my broadband.
    VM are due for a cunting soon.

  10. A timely cunting as it has been announced today that OFCOM have fined GB news £100,000 for their pre-election “Peoples Forum” featuring Rishi Sunak. OFCOM say it allowed Sunak to present his views uncontested. 500 complaints were received (from Guardian readers). Although I believe Two-Tier was invited to his own Peoples Forum but it didn’t happen, probably because he’s a coward.

    And yet, when ITV allowed Ed Bollocks to interview his wife, Yvette Cowpat, for which 8000 complaints were received of bias, OFCOM do nothing.

    Two Tier Britain.

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