43 thoughts on “Ofcom (3)”

1. Another expensive “paper tiger” committee?

   Surely not,unheard of in this country,all our regulators are the envy of the civilised world..

   Aren’t they?

   Oh dear me the windbag cunts.

   Good morning.

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2. Is this nom about social media 😂

   Easy fix, turn them all off and Ofcom.

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3. They are indeed useless.
   I wrote to them in July to complain that Miserable Northern Cunt had said that my moustache and sartorial preferences made look like an even fruitier Freddie Mercury.
   Haven’t heard a dicky bird back.
   Maybe my grievances would be salved by a nice even £1000 from Admin as compensation for the hurt caused (collected by force from all ISaCunters)?

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   • He is a monster and a tyrant Cunt Engine.

     Being COTY gives him a parliamentary privilege style protection.

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     • And a Lego man haircut like Rachel Reeves, so I’ve heard, LL.

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     • Bald as a coot, Thomas, although he does have a magnificent beard.

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     • It’s a syrup, JP…

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     • You’ll be telling me he wears a merkin next, Thomas!

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   • I know accurate reporting is rare these days Thomas but it’s been fact checked and proven accurate.

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   • How awful Thomas. I completely disagree with MNC.

     You look more like Bob Kulick back when he played guitar for Meatloaf.
     https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BY2ZlZWM5NTEtYjEzZi00NDUwLWFkOTYtMTEzNjAxMDAwN2NlXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMjUyNDk2ODc@._V1.jpg

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4. Ofcom are like a sandal wearing, free Palestine, labour voting , little student activist.

   “Ooh you shouldn’t say that”

   ” Ooh that’s possibly racist”

   ” Ooh, that might upset the trans community”

   Fuck off Ofcom .
   You bunch of duffle coat wearing, latte drinkers.

   I don’t need protection from hurty words or different ideas.

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   • They seem more lenient with the BBC, than say GB news.

     Fuckoffcom.

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5. I was under the impression that OFCUNT exists solely to protect the BBC while chasing down any organisation that tells the truth.

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   • Correct. It may as well be written into its Mission Statement. Oven

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6. Nick Clegg, former Deputy Prime Minister, reportedly rakes in $15 million a year as Head of Global Affairs at Meta/Fuckface.

   I expect the current Deputy Prime Minister will end up at the same company as Head of Global Cock Noshing for a couple of Harvey Wallbangers and a bag of chips.

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   • She never took less than 50 pence, ever.

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     • It’s more than I’d ever be prepared to pay.

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7. OFCOM/OFWAT both useless. I propose a new body that will faze these money wasting wankers out – OF-FUCK

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8. Don’t let this shite bother me. Its a big fuck ofcom from me.

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9. They are useless.Pointless wankers.Full microwave oven treatment.

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10. The Regulators.

    Like Billy the kids gang.

    Meaneyed desperados with vengeance in mind.

    Dust covered, tobacco chewing , unafraid to fight.

    https://images.app.goo.gl/s359TadBmfF1aUJj7

    Or bunch of Islington censorship happy communists?

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    • Considering the current government is made up of q ueers and Commies (when they are not sucking the cocks of Islamists, who they fear might get offended by hurty words) I’d go for the Islington shower.

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11. Wish there wasn’t this large amount of gullible people in the world and we wouldn’t have the likes of these cunts and many more like them around.

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12. Ofcom has though managed to fine GB News £100,000 for breaking impartiality rules.

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    • Yet ITV have allowed Ed Balls-up to interview PixieBalls Cooper, his wife, and Rachel from Accounts – as he is still a Labourite and married to one of the old cows, how can that be considered “impartial”?

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      • Aye.Bunch of shite hawks.

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      • Did they fine Channel 4 for employing an actor to play a Reform supporter?

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      • What do you expect in Two-Tier Britain. Everything is rigged.

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    • Oh and the BBC nigh on suck dick when any labour cunt is making an appearance. CUNTS.

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13. I think Herr Goebbels would make a splendid fist of it if given the chance, Mein Fuhrer.

    Signed by, your friend, Heinie.

    Good afternoon, pig dogs.

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14. Pleasant and poetic nom.

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15. FuckOfcom

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16. There is only one “f ” in Ofcom, so it is pronounced wrongly, but there ought to be two, because they can fuck right off! Total useless cunts.

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    • Appart from a gas regulator, I can’t thing of any others that actually do the job properly. Ofwat, Ofgem & Ofstead included. I’m Off to the pub!

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17. As per MNC previous observation..!

    https://news.sky.com/story/gb-news-fined-100-000-by-ofcom-over-rishi-sunak-programme-13243725

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18. Google have just been fined.
    20 decillion.
    Which is 20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

    By a russian court.
    And nobody is as impartial or even handed than a russian court.

    https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/30/russian-court-fines-google-20-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-000-21890949/

    I think it’s more than fair.

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    • At one time MNC if that was figure was in Italian Lire, it would be worth fuck all!

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    • Is it Zim Dollars

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19. I’m rubbish at maths and had never heard of a decillion before.

    Wonder who’ll be the worlds first decillionaire?

    Probably some ‘ we’re all in it together”, socialist cunt

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    • We all will be when inflation hits Zimbabwe levels.. Still 1p off a pint is good news.

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      • Except the pubs will have to pay the staff more, which will put up prices, which will more than offset Rachel Thieves’ generous ‘buy 500, get one free’ offer…

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20. Hmmm
    Good job I read this, was thinking of contacting them about those useless cunts Virgin Media about my broadband.
    VM are due for a cunting soon.

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21. A timely cunting as it has been announced today that OFCOM have fined GB news £100,000 for their pre-election “Peoples Forum” featuring Rishi Sunak. OFCOM say it allowed Sunak to present his views uncontested. 500 complaints were received (from Guardian readers). Although I believe Two-Tier was invited to his own Peoples Forum but it didn’t happen, probably because he’s a coward.

    And yet, when ITV allowed Ed Bollocks to interview his wife, Yvette Cowpat, for which 8000 complaints were received of bias, OFCOM do nothing.

    Two Tier Britain.

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