Sorry Jeezum, thought you meant his pussies not a fucking cat. C.A.
I found this delightful little non-news story on the BBC news website (where else?)
As well as Larry, and Kiers own family cat, Jojo, the Starmer family were contemplating getting a German Shepherd. Two cats and a GSD, what could possibly go wrong? The perfect combination!
Anyway, after much discussion, the family Starmer decided to purchase a Siberian kitten instead. Hardly any difference between a GSD and a Siberian attack cat.
Fuck me sideways, is this an attempt, by the BBC, to make Starmer appear more like a real boy and not a wooden puppet being manipulated via the strings under someone else’s control?
Hello? It’s not working. Hello? Can you hear me?
I wonder if his nose will grow everytime he lies?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Additional material provided by W. C. Boggs:
This wannabee Blair has fucked up yet again. It seems that not only is the Toolmaker Son, so poor (well he only has £8 million to his name poor cunt) he accepts charity from a rich donor who buys all his clothes and glasses, he has such a lack or pride he accepted them for his wife as well.
This government has lost all it’s goodwill and popularity – he has only been “in” for two months, and we are already fucked off by his own brand of sleaze (friends of his and Sue Gray – including her own son – given jobs within government), the constant desire to look tough, which might pay off dangerously over his stance in Ukraine., being told what to do by his large collection of bum boys etc etc. Old has-beens from a decade or more ago,l to show that they have learned nothing and are even more stupid and dim than they were then – PixieBalls Cooper-Balls, Edward Miliband, even more fucked up than they were 15 years ago. Enough already!
The clothes donor is also a poofter, and got special access to the Downing Street garden. He sure loves men in receipt of swollen goods!
Nuff said:
https://youtu.be/9X4Z1lLUMfw?si=24I6upU4phIgt3Gy
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Maybe one for the younger Cunters, but I just felt re-working Eminem’s Lose Yourself chorus re Starmer…
You better – lose yourself in the freebies, fuck parliament
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better – lose yourself in the freebies, the parliament
You own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
You better.. ask for some more
From Lord Ali, the instrument
Free glasses, free suits, free flat and more and more
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I don’t know why people feel this need to denigrate Keir Starmer. His political rivals are simply envious of his ability and charisma. He is proving to be an amazingly astute and capable prime minister. Longstanding industrial disputes are being settled and the challenges of leading our country out of decline are being met with verve and alacrity. Those who recognize his talents know we’re fortunate to have a man of his calibre at the helm.
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😂🤣😂
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If this isn’t a joke (and one that is neither funny nor clever) then, well…holy shit.
You need to be committed due to extraordinary retardation.
Will you enjoy it when your elderly neighbours die of hypothermia inside their own homes due to Starmer’s spiteful cruelty in removing the winter fuel payment, you Labour-loving dickhead?
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Yes I have seen the marks of the nails in his wrists and ankles. We are trebly blessed, he has come!!!
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Demented cunt.
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I’d like to think that Allan was being sarcastic, but very much doubt that’s the case.
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Ok Allan, have to admit you got me. I thought you were serious in your admiration of Starmer but this post is so full of irony that now I can see you’re obviously taking the piss.
Well done.
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Whether Allan is being ironic or otherwise, he’s entitled to his opinion without being abused.
There’s plenty of cunts out there who are deserving of that.
Starmer being one of them.
Morning all 🌄👍
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Dead right Jack and good morning. Stick to your guns Allan.
I think the problem Starmer has is that people were disappointed with him before he was even elected. that may sound nonsensical but the point is that relatively few people voted for him. Most people were so determined to get shot of the Tories that they voted them down even knowing it would result in a government they didn’t want.
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Starmer is on course to take this country into unknown depths of shitdom (trust that has been clear from my postings about him).
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A couple of months in the job, and already hit by expenses and freebies scandals.
Naturally, Dirty Ange is at the forefront of these misdemeanours. But Keir Stapo isn’t too far behind.
Lecturing us about cleaning up Johnson and Sunak’s mess, yet they are just as grasping, greedy and corrupt.
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