Julian Dunkerton [2]


Julian Dunkerton (it reeks of Islington, doesn’t it? – (you can imagine mummy in the local BUPA delivery room saying to her husband “you have such a fucking daft surname, lets give him a poofy first name to go with it” – the boss and founder of Superdry, which sells ripped jeans and what looks like the scrapings from a jumble sale at highly inflated prices, is asking the government to investigate one of their rivals because they have an “unfair advantage” – that is they sell their clothes cheaper than his old rags.

Of course, businessmen can now see that they have the Prime Minister in their pockets. At a price. Perhaps he is hoping Kweer’s son fancies some of his old tat, free – he is 16, just the age range Superdry appeals to. £75 for a tatty tee shirt? – an absolute snip.

Dunkterton is the EU loving arselicker, who, while his business was in freefall found time to appear on the Wireless 4 wokefest Any Questions to decry Brexit, “trannyphobia” and the Conservative party., and to lap up the cheap rounds of applause they give to wankers like him.

A true socialist hypocrite, our Julian. Selling ripped jeans at £99 a throw is the mark of a true caring man of the people. Even Albert Steptoe wouldn’t lower himself by wearing Jules old schmatter:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

84 thoughts on “Julian Dunkerton [2]

  1. I prefer my WW2 splinter camo hooded smock. Not 100% water proof but pretty cool and turns a few heads.
    Supercool not superdry

  2. Im happiest in wellies.

    I enjoy comfort over style nowadays.
    Although I’m.one stylish motherfucker.

    There’s nothing better than fresh wooly socks after getting your feet wet!

    When it comes to gentlemens garments it has to be natural fibres.

    Wool
    Cotton
    Leather
    Sheepskin

    Cotton let’s your bollocks breathe.

    • Wellies worn for all occasions here in Lincolnshire, births, weddings and bar mitzvahs. Passed down from father to son.

  3. Great aren’t they LL?
    Make life worth living.

    I’m also a fan of a titfer.
    Never met a hat that I didn’t look fabulous in.

    All in the cheekbones see?
    Flat cap
    Bowler
    Wooly hat
    Fur trapper
    Doesn’t matter.

    I could be on the front of GQ magazine.

  4. Jules is clearly one supersized, whinny cunt who, being in the ‘fashion industry’ and I use that term loosely, should have seen the demise of his tatty Chav brand coming a mile off!

    I made the mistake of visiting a branch in Times Square back in 2015 and was appalled, although why would they care?
    I was the wrong demographic; too old, and a miserable cunt…

    Anyway, the place was absolutely heaving despite the usual casino level lighting, and blaring Muzak.

    Point is when your questionable brand is emblazoned with random, meaningless Japanese characters and your retail locations are prime real estate then it’s only ever going one way!

    This cunt should have quit while he was ahead and realized, as we all know, that fashion is fickle instead of blaming everyone else except himself. Delusional, narcissistic prick! His company is fooked!!!

    Oh and why did the Krauts cut such a dash in WWII? Because the Nazi party uniforms were manufactured by Hugo Boss…

  5. He looks a bit like Jason Carter who used to play Ranger Cole in Babylon 5 back in the 90s.

    I have a Superdry hoody and it is one of the warmest, most comfortable things I have so fuck you guys! 😃😃

    I also have an Alpha Industries M65 jacket I got about 9 years ago and it is a great jacket and really warm. Reckon it’s toast down to about -5

  6. OT. If you missed it first time round in 1984, Threads is on the dreadful BBC now.

    It’s a very sobering watch.

    Me and Ethel got married in 84 and like many other people, seriously doubted that the world would survive the eighties.

    Sweet dreams.

  7. As god is my witness, I thought Superdry was a dry cleaning chain until 1 minute ago. Aside from being a cunt, his marketing department are also cunts.

    • Strange you should say that, when I saw a Superdry for the first time, before it opened, I thought the same. I wondered why a dry cleaners would need such large store. Mind you the window display looked like the rags that really bad dry cleaning might produce.

  8. With new additional nominations coming later in the day, some previous are like having dog shit stuck to a shoe that’s difficult to remove, or a hangover for some, after a night on the bevy.

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