There seems to be a proliferation of BBC or BBC-related nominations, which is rather interesting, and so I would like to thrown my pfennig into this – but with a slight twist: I propose a little competition within this nomination to see who can identify the next BBC presenter who disgraces themselves in whatever disgusting fashion before being barred from showbusiness forever as they seem be dominating this area of filth and sleaze of late (apart from the bumboy Phil Schofield, of course). Seems to be a prerequisite for the job.
My nominations/wish list are …
Danny Sebastian (me neither – see link)
Lenny Henry
Naga Munchetty
Clive Myrie
Jeremy Vine
Nadiya Hussain
The rest are just overpaid hypocritical narcissists.
But I`m sure you can do better.
Auf Wiedersehen, Pets & Schadenfreude.
Nominated by Adolph Schicklgrüber.
The only BBC presenter who should be totally immune to criticism is the wonderful Claudia Winkleman. I am not sure how much she is on but it is obvious that she should be paid even more. She is totally brilliant in every way.
Good afternoon everyone.
PS OT/ The world famous economist and Chancellor, had just announced that she is bringing back the Window Tax and introducing a new special levy on all heterosexual activity.
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The shampoo woman?. She looks like one of the mummies they discovered in Tuttenkahmen’s tomb.
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The fucking hag with the fringe? I feel your pain….
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Winklecunt.
E.T meets Johnny Ramone.
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O/T that greasy little pòof Lindsay hoyle is banning questions about the Southport case.
Still running sacred of the duffing up Rodney and Mrs tiddlywinks gave him last time..
Stove the cunts head in with the mace..
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Mein Fuhrer, Can you not re open one of your special holiday camps for the entire BBC staff?
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Naga Munchetty Queen of BBC cunts.
Her hobbies include Jazz and Golf !
Treble Cunt….
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Naga Munki-Machete.
The former groupie to the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.
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Claire “Manly” Balding for me
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The Beeb…
134 and still going strong!
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Not if we have anything to do with it, the depraved, communist cunts.
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Never watch BBC, watch You Tube, but…in trouble with those cunts again. If my comments do not improve I will be banned.
Communist cunts.
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DEFUND THE BBC, VOTE REFORM, LEAVE THE ECHR, DEPORT ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. END OVERSEAS AID . ALL ASYLUM SEEKERS OUT OF HOTEL ACCOMMODATION…!
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Quite a big Beeb wishlist for me…
Gary ‘Super Injunctuon Man’ Lineker
Ian ‘Uncle Tom’ Wright
Alex ‘Innit’ Scott
Jacqui ‘Eek Eek’ Oatley
Amanda ‘Fucking Cunt’ of the highest order’ Abbington
Jools ‘And on tonight’s show, Ruby Turner/ Beverley Knight’ Holland
Steve ‘One Trick Partridge’ Coogan
Graham ‘Bash That Botty’ Norton
Russel .T. Deviant Davies
Ncunti ‘Chocolate McDuff’ Gayblack
Phoebe Waller ‘What A ‘ Cunt
Miranda ‘Horse Face’ Hart
David ‘You Don’t Exist’ Tennant
Every cunt off NeverEnders
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I hope its Jeremy Vine, caught sleeping with his bicycle. Comes out later and confesses he now identifies as a bicycle pump.
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