Coyote Peterson is a American YouTuber and wildlife educator and best known for his Brave Wilderness YouTube channel where he films himself being stung and bitten by venomous animals. This isn’t David Attenborough here. Every gurning facial twitch, writhing around in agony and hallucination is captured on video as the lovely sounding bullet ants and executioner wasps pump their venom into Peterson, swelling up his forearm to Harvey Price sized proportions.
I once got bitten on the tongue by a wasp after one crawled into an open can of lemonade and I took a swig without realizing. My tongue ballooned up and I sounded like Rosie Jones …settle down Thomas…for a few days but never felt the need to share my experience.
I like wildlife but believe filming it should be as unobtrusive as possible unless its Chris Packham being gang raped by a family of badgers and especially not knobends like Peterson, acting like some discount Grizzly Adams for likes and clicks. It can end badly of course with the death of TV personality and environmentalist Steve ‘Crikey!’ Irwin who tickled the balls of his last crocodile when he was pierced in the chest by a stingray and killed in 2006.
Now, if they were to introduce these nasties onto ‘I’m a Celebrity
Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.
Crazy bastard.
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Strikes me as being more of a complete prick,
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To quote Blackadder after he knifes The Evil Prince Ludwig: “Strange man”.
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I’m no eco zealot, but a bee dies after stinging. That in my mind makes this guy a cunt. It’s not like there are dwindling numbers of bees as it is. He deserves all the pain and more. It only encourages thick twats to do stupid things. Second thoughts crack on, Darwinism at its finest!
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Back in 2020 he was making roughly 300000 American dollars a month for getting stung by stuff, dropped off a bit now but still, whats a little sting once a week for that kinda cop out from real work?
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“Hey ! Look at me!
Look! Are you watching!”
Typical yank.
Named Coyote? Yeah right.
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I bet he doesn’t fuck with those Nip murder hornets, mores the pity.
Completely unrelated, Fuck You Millipede :
https://www.offshore-technology.com/news/uk-cant-stop-falklands-islands-extracting-oil-from-sea-lion-field/
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Don’t apologise Pooter, I’m delighted to read such a good news story. It occurs to me that when it’s on stream the UK will be an obvious customer. Some of our shithouse MPs may try to block it but I doubt the general public would tolerate such behaviour. By that time anyway EVs will have been consigned to the dustbin of history and importing Falklands oil will be logical and desirable to normal people.
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An interesting article as I was invested in Rock hopper some years back.
Drilling around the Falklands is no issue as there are definitely oil and gas shows present. This is why Argentina want to get their hands on it so desperately.
The Argentinians however are not as stupid as Milliband, because they know the oil and gas extracted will need a route to market.
The closest route to market is via Argentina, who then control our oil and gas from the Falklands.
Not as stupid as we think, those Argies.
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I’m sure the Argies would dearly like an oil terminal on their atlantic coast Odin and a pipeline from the Falklands but why would any oil company go along with such a scheme? Consider the state of politics in Latin America, most of the countries down there have been at war with their neighbours intermittently ever since the Spanish departed in the eighteenth century. Take the example of Venezuela, a state with truly massive oil reserves whose exports have declined by 75% over the last few years despite increasing demand for oil in the world. Since Falklands oil would need to be transported to market in the northern hemisphere at some point you may as well ship it directly north in super tankers, you wouldn’t need to negotiate the Suez or Panama canals and it’s too far away for the Somalis to hassle you!
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Since you asked.
https://youtu.be/i7VMcMJBjD4?si=mwdy-2XYDSQN2BZJ
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Anyway, we had Jack Hargreaves and he smoked a pipe, get in there.
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Too right
Jack Hargreaves was the bollocks!
Wouldn’t get him chewing wasps for attention
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Mis, try Dave Knowles filmmaker on you tube. There are a lot of Jacks old programmes on there.
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Cuntymort@
Out of Town is on vintage channel every Sunday too👍
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Watched this one evening last week. What a way to spend a couple of days. That’s a lovely little cart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmOhltFV5pc&t=841s
Could watch Hargreaves all day.
Evening gents.
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Cracking that pal👍
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You will never beat this wildlife show..
https://youtu.be/9hrSL5UgjGo?si=Pr9ddxrvarZxp33b
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I dunno, I’ve watched a few of this guy’s videos, I quite like them..
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Coyote, Alright Nathaniel calm your jets you have no business perving around animals and pulling the plum of yourself using their venom as lube. just like the ball bag Edward ”Bear”Grylls.
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My younger son watches these videos and thinks that Peterson is mental.
I’m rather of the opinion that, after the cameras are turned off, he gets the venomous beasties to sting him on his helmet and ringpiece, before putting his engorged tinkle into any of the wee beasties that posses anything approaching an orifice, like an entomologist version of the evil dog rapist from a fortnight ago.
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Now there’s a thought.
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Well done, Thomas, for raising your lad to have the correct attitude about lunatics like Coyote (ppsshaw!), he’s quite right in his assessment.
What worries me is that young people who don’t have more than two braincells, unlike your lad, might watch this utter fool and think
“Oh yeah, I’ll have some of that, and become rich and famous!”
Next thing you know, there’ll be some sink estate mum, weeping and wailing that their little { insert preferred name here} would never have broken into the dangerous reptile house to play with the vipers, if it hadn’t been for good ol’ Coyote!
Cue claim for compensation.
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Actually, I should have said, instead of ppssshaw!
Hawk Tuey!
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There are a few of these survivalist types of cunts on the telly.
I can’t imagine that any of them would survive for very long.
I am not an expert on these things but I do know that if you are in a survival situation then you don’t take any unnecessary risks.
These idiots are filmed jumping from height into rivers.
There is no way that should be done.
A rock just below the water surface will break an ankle or perhaps a leg.
Then you are totally fucked.
Sliding down water falls, climbing trees and eating stuff that you are not absolutely sure about is not a good thing to do.
And then there is the shorts that they all seem to wear.
They would get bitten to fuck by the insects.
Any bite could become infected.
The way to survive is to keep as safe as possible.
No cuts, bites, infections, digestive problems and certainly no broken bones.
Take no risks.
I know that keeping to those guidelines would make for a boring programme, but boring is probably better than stupid.
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Art, that absolutely could be a new survivalist series.
W. C. Boggs might give you a few pointers on who to sell it to.
Nervous Neville goes wild!
Armed only with GPS tracker, survival blanket, pop-up tent, 10.5 tog duvet, and a team of 10 carrying a portaloo, fresh water, three changes of clothing, etc, Neville goes for a stroll round Rother Valley!
Oh, the excitement.
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Any man called Coyote has to be a cunt.
The King of Sting was Apollo Creed.
The Master of Disaster.
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put it in a bathtub filled with piranha.
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Sooner or later he’s going to have a reaction and go into Anaphylactic shock, hope it’s worth it.
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Having watched a few of his videos, I am of the opinion that he is insane.
As every insect sting or bite has already been documented, what is the point of being stung by a tarantula hawk wasp when you already know it’s going to really bloody hurt?
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I think Cunt of Peeblesshire has the explanation at 5:35pm above Odin.
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He’s a Johnny cum lately anyway.
There a show called Kings of Pain.
A Aussie an a yank.
They do the same thing.
Bitten and stung by scorpions , lizards, ants and shit.
It’s funny for Half Hour.
I liked happy go lucky cabbage patch kid Steve earwig
I was convinced a croc would fuck him up.
But no, a stingray Assassinated him.
Wonder if he was buried in his khaki shirt and short shorts?
Future archeologists will think he’s a 20th century school boy!
Or the corpse of wee Jimmy Krankie.
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Typical loud mouth yank and I’ve got the sound off to make sure I don’t hear the nauseating twat.
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Besides being a member the lowest common denominator-ship in existence.
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You make my ring sting baby.
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Can we bottle a bunch of these bees/wasps and shoot a blast of them over the Illegal invaders in the Channel. These scrofulous Middle-Easterm/African cunts would be diving into the water and drowning more quickly than you could say, “Swarthy Trainee terrorists”.
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See my post on ‘Operation brown tide’.
I see no reason to deliberately infect innocent insects with AIDS, monkeypox and Ebola.
that’s just cruel.
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True, Odin. Those insects would instantly die.
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Killing bees in name of youtube views with a beard of bees bad.
Deliberately stinging yourself with gympie gympie plant and stonefish good.
Most of what he does is hilarious to see the various states of pain he ends up in.
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I’ll wait for him to try juggling three box jellyfish, lightweight fuckin’ knobtard!
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I’d wager the BBC would welcome this masochistic and quite probably sexual deviant with open arms. He ticks all their boxes.
Perhaps he could produce a new program where the likes of BBC deviants such as Huw Edwards and Stuart Hall, amongst other but currently anonymous BBC deviants willingly participate to have their genitals attacked and torn to shreds by an impressive array of African, Asian and South American insects and spiders.
The squeals of delight from the deviants would be a ratings winner.
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Indeed Paul.
The cunt is an excellent candidate for BBC “Verify”..
verify a fire ants nest by sticking his fucking head in it.
Huw Edwards would be delighted to hold him “in place” no doubt.
For a non refundable fee.
the little cunt.
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And another thing
Coyote Peterson?
Doesn’t quite have the resonance of Crocodile Dundee, does it?
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I was stung by a wasp when I was 10 or 11 (can’t remember which) but I do recall it was incredibly painful. I’m not sure what else I can really add to that assessment.
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I stepped on a wasp once, bare foot.
The pain was incredible, foot like an elephants in seconds.
Good job I was barefoot, if I’d had socks on, there’d be no chance of taking it off without sharp scissors.
Mum thumped me round the lug anyway, for being a clumsy little shit.
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Hee hee!
Mothers were like that back then, at least mine was. 😃
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I get the idea.
There’s nothing I find funnier than others getting hurt.
And if summary justice is at the behest of a animal?
Even better👍
I’ve seen people fucked up by chimps, elephant, moose, bear, deer, cattle and kangaroo.
All funny.
If you’ve been in the doldrums,
Feeling a bit sad, or just had a hard day,
A moose kicking fuck out of someone will bring a smile to your face.
Trust me I’m a doctor.
https://youtu.be/AmMAuic35uI?si=Bb68EGc9pXHcMilB
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This bull probably kills this nitwit:
https://theworldwatch.com/videos/1613665/this-man-most-likely-didn-t-survive-his-fun-with-the-bull/
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https://youtu.be/0PaAzq2kb3I?si=rid4Id7TzSdLHN0Z
Fight fight fight!!!
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I’d still quite like to see Bill Oddie savaged by a big fucking crow though.
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Id like to see Michael Fabricant fighting a chimpanzee for his wig.
Not one of those cute Chimps!
Those big hard ones with the puckered arses
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Me too!
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Like the Gibraltar apes?
They really are cunts, nick your camera, handbag, wallet, mobile.
Your sandwich, is it lobster thermidor?
No?
I’ll have your binoculars, instead.
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Although I’m replying to myself, I’ve heard that the Gibraltar apes have been trained, by Romanian Gypsies, to steal wallets, etc.
I don’t know if that’s true, but I wouldn’t be shocked.
I’ve also just seen a huge spider scuttle across my living room, looked like Mum with a thousand spiderlings on her back.
Either that, or she was wearing the smallest mink coat ever.
Deep joy!
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I think the Gibraltar apes took to crime naturally JP.
In fairness all monkeys are thieving little cunts.
One tried nicking my dad’s wallet years ago at Blackpool zoo.
You go into this enclosed area and these little monkeys are darting everywhere,
They run up your arms pull at your ears and…try and rob pensioners.
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They couldn’t steal JP’s wallet.
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If one had trained as a locksmith and they had a carjack they might stand a chance…😂
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I couldn’t carry it around chained to a cinder block myself Mis.
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Chains like the ghost of Jacob Marley? 😄
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I don’t have a wallet, some monkey nicked it.
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If “Coyote” has a bee twixt left thumb and forefinger and a wasp on the right and they sting him in the bellend at the same time, do they (as wasps sting alkaline and bees sting acid) cancel each other out before Coyote has had time to spunk onto a tarantula*?
* it seems like the sort of thing he’d do.
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Utter tit
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You don’t fancy sticking your knob in a jar of fire ants then, EW?
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Easy pass for me 😁
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I won’t go into the exact details as I don’t want to excite Thomas unnecessarily.
I was once bitten on the ring piece by an earwig.
The young lady who had my face in her front bottom at the time thought it was hilarious.
It hurt like fuck.
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“Bitten” you say, TAC?!
Are you sure you didn’t accidentally back onto one of these?
https://images.app.goo.gl/thwTbu5doghHnvPL7
Accidentally, of course.
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Who thinks up this stuff?
A wierd shaped dildo that lays eggs.
Fuck’s sake!
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I was hitchhiking to Stonehenge years ago , and was dog-tired,
I wasn’t getting a lift and decided to call it a day and crash out.
I was on a motorway service station and behind it was a small woods.
I went to sleep in the woods.
When I woke up I felt ticklish?
Bit itchy,
Earwigs were in my socks, in my undercrackers, everywhere!!
Didn’t bite me but I didn’t exactly enjoy the experience.
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I’ve not seen an earwig for ages, MNC.
Are the immos eating them or something, like the subhuman Haitians eating cats in the USA.
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Probably Thomas.
Few earwigs, few woodlice, a daddy longlegs , and a dung beetle.
That’s a somalian pick n mix
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This is mentalist behaviour, who in their right mind would have a gungbang hornet or whatever sting, bite, or shit on them knowing the pain is equivalent to a good hard kick in the balls. Fucking hospital cases all of them.
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