The latest smoking ban proposals

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are a cunt.

(The latest government who are very, very keen to rush as many things through without even the token vote due to parliament being closed)

Not content with the indoor smoking ban (my personal belief is that it is mostly a good thing in most places but pubs should be given the option to declare themselves a smokers pub) they now want to rush through a smoking ban covering beer gardens in pubs too.

Pubs are the cornerstone of British culture, a place for villagers and workers to meet and chat over a few pints of ale, or lager for those who have no taste, or Guinness for those who buy into that nonsense.

The pub, the last bastion of free speech where unlikely stories of a bloke down the pub said such and such.

The smoking ban killed off many, very nearly killed off many more, Pushed up prices to make up for lack of footfall.

So now they want to ban smoking outside. Smoking areas, beer gardens, OUTSIDE, in the fresh air where taxpaying adults choose to stand/sit to smoke their tax paid smokes.

Nah, this is clearly a targeted attack on drinkers which is haram.

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Nominated by Cunt of Peeblesshire.

180 thoughts on “The latest smoking ban proposals”

  1. One question I’ve heard being raised on this subject is ‘who’s going to police it?’
    In Starmers communist paradise, it’ll be Joe Public.
    Just like the DDR, you won’t know who to trust in the end.
    Your neighbours, workmates, people you’ve never met before, guaranteed some sneaky little shit somewhere will enjoy seeing you have your collar felt.
    We had a glimpse of this in lockdown, and I can see it reaching worrying proportions under Starmers watch.
    Maybe he could introduce a little badge with a red star to be awarded to ‘supporters of the state’.
    All rather strange when you consider his obvious hero, Stalin, smoked like a fucking chimney.
    So it’s ok to fuck another bloke up the arse, and broadcast the fact.
    It’s ok to march through London shouting death to Jews.
    But it’s a major crime to smoke in a beer garden.
    And people called Hitler and Stalin mad?

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    • People had plenty of practice during covid, field marshal..

      Maybe that’s a job for the dinghy vermin.
      .
      Though most of them would be mesmerised by the fire stick.. or lighter.

      “Man conjure fire from hand”

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    • Well, I’ve already sown my yellow badge onto my Winter coat because, as a pensioner, I already feel like I’m being persecuted for the crime of being old.

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      • Word is, Starmers Stasi are contemplating digital ID for “everyone”

        You can run, but you can’t hide …⚒️

  2. To go slightly off topic.

    I think Starmer is finding being PM somewhat more challenging than he expected.

    Say what you like about Rishi Sunak, compared to Starmer, he was like a swan cruising the lake. Yes, paddling like mad below the surface, but serene and elegant above.

    Starmer is like a sack of puppies caught in a riptide and going down for
    the third time.

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    • I agree. This ‘being in charge thing’ is obviously more difficult than it looks. As I mentioned elsewhere, Keir Stasi’s lack of leadership, communication skills and sound decision making have been badly exposed very early on. It does not bode well.

      Pissing off the country just because you can is not a good look.

      A revolt is inevitable. Not sure where it will come from, but it’s brewing.

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      • I find it astounding that after 14 years out of power he acts like Darth Starmer. You can say what you want about David Cameron, Sunak and even Blair. They all knew that pissing off the people who voted for you in your first few weeks in office is never a good idea. I didn’t want Labour to get in but I thought “let’s hear them out”. I’ve heard them for the past 7 weeks, by Christ I’ve had enough. It’s a slippery slope of their own making. They’re like obstinate 14 year olds that think they know best. The only way they can earn back some trust is through dialogue but that ain’t happening in a million years. God it’s depressing,

      • C’mon guys, he’s a fucking lawyer and I believe his specialism was yuman rites…. Splice in a good dose of lefty communiism and package it as a fat gormless looking turd, you get what ya pay for.

  4. Kier Stormfuhrer is in for a rough ride.
    His back benchers aren’t keen on the attack on the winter fuel payments.

    Neither are his paymasters, the trade union barons.

    He’s springing leaks like a Aldi paddling pool.

    Revolt is in the air.

    It’s popular with no one on the Left or Right.

    He’s achieved something remarkable!!

    I never thought I’d share common ground with Diane Abbott.

    But she’s stirring up a revolt against Kier over this.

    You go girl!
    I’ll hold his arms while you rabbit punch him in the tripes!

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      • He’s that which I dislike most as a quality in a person IY-

        Completely humourless.

        Beware the dead eyed unsmiling face of totalitarianism.

        A man without humour should never be trusted.
        His sidekick chancellor Dalek Rachel Reeves is the same.

        Complete psychopaths

    • Incredibly naive to announce the cuts in winter fuel payments to pensioners.

      If it goes ahead he’ll forever been known as the PM who killed thousands of old people.

      If it doesn’t go through, he’ll have lost a major vote in the HoC because of a revolt amongst his own backbenchers. After 2 months in power…..

      Either way, he’s going to look like a complete cunt.

      Which is exactly what he is.

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      • It’s not so much that this Government has removed the pensioners heating allowance, but that

        It has been done with no warning.
        Giving pensioners no notice, so they’ve probably spent the few pounds they’ve saved on heating on summat extravagant, like new knickers.
        How very dare they!

        If they’d announced that this was the last year, I doubt anyone would have been so outraged, and at least we’d have had 12 months notice.

        I think pensioners are being targeted, we’re the new Jews in a modern nazi-ist society. We cost too much, we’re too wealthy (because we had brains and saved for our old age) therefore we must die.

        I feel sorry for you younger folk. Buy gold and diamonds and bury them, but don’t buy into a private pension plan, because I don’t like the way this world is going.

        Don’t buy an extension, dig a cellar with in dependant power and water sources. Stock it well.

        Good luck!

      • JP –
        Don’t say that about new knickers. You’ll only put Thomas the Cunt Engine on high alert wanting the old ones. You know what he’s like!!!

    • I can’t believe any still shops there regularly. I only pop into the one near me to see if there’s any good discounts available. Even their ‘member prices’ are significantly more expensive than Aldi’s regular ones on many items.

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      • I got some lovely choc ices on a stick the other day, pack of 3, reduced from £2.75 to £1.13.

        Thats 41p each, and just as nice as a Cadbury one.

    • Could not agree more with this.

      Putting the gimmigrants aside for one moment – wouldn’t that be nice – foreign aid shoud, if at all, only happen if/when all the other government responsibilities have been paid for. It is absolutely insane that tax payers’ money is sent out of the country to help non-taxpayers. Personally I think that’s immoral and unethical.

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      • Foreign aid obviously doesn’t go to Mbubu on his way to the distant polluted waterhole. It provides backanders to our exporters and bribes to keep Johnny W0ggo out of China’s pocket. Some of it also goes to finance the likes of bastard Blair’s TBI or Mandy’s Global Counsel…lobbyists and influence peddlers. Those are boats which a dead-eyed globalist lawyer like Sturmer cannot risk rocking.

        No oven currently manufactured is big enough. Medium-yield nuke, then.

    • Norman @

      Know what Fiji used to be called?

      Cannibal island 😀

      The Fiji tourist board made the name top priority!

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  8. Didn’t Cromwell ban Xmas…? Didn’t last that long. They dug the cunt up when dead to have the pleasure of chopping his nut off. Methinks Starmer needs to consider this

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  9. Who the fuck can afford to drink beer in pubs and smoke fags…

    1972.
    3 pints of bitter – 36p.
    10 no 6 – 11p.
    Packet of golden wonder crisps – 4p .
    Game of 5 & 3’s.

    51p for a couple of hours in the Greaves ..

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  10. Can’t tell you how angry I am by theproposs!Utter cunts !Miserable and nasty snivelling little cunts.So glad I didn’t vote for this shower of shit!

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  11. ‘ Up to 1,750 offenders are spending their last night in prison before being released under the Ministry of Justice’s emergency plan to ease the overcrowding crisis in jails.
    Releases are due to begin on Tuesday morning as governors unlock cells under the plan to free up 5,500 beds.,

    Got to make room for some smokers, the far right bastards.

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  13. I’ve advised my mum to take up smoking in her 70s so that if she can’t afford the gas bill this winter all she need do is go for a fag at the nearest pub…she’ll be in a nice warm prison faster than the border farce can give an afghan a new iPhone.

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    • I’d laugh if it wasn’t true, UT.

      Tell your Mum to do what I do in Winter.

      From 9:30am, I use my bus pass and ride the buses between town centre and either Crystal Peaks or Meadowhall.

      The buses are warm. I can get off to use the loo at the shopping centres and have a stroll so I don’t seize up.

      They do an Early Bird pensioners special of soup and a sandwich at one of the food places, jobs a good ‘un.

      Head home around 3:45, need to get indoors before the feral wake up.

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  14. Kier has brought in Idris Elbow as a special consultant on Knife crime.

    Why?

    What the fuck does he know about it?

    Idris Elbow is a actor.
    If you wanted to know where to find a good makeup artist?
    He’s your man.

    If you wanted to know what’s on the menu at the Ivy?
    Again, he’s your man.

    As far as I know he’s not a member of the Crips?
    Just a black luvvie cunt.

    Who’s Kier going to consult on North sea Oil?

    Mizzy?

    Maybe Lenny Henry can sort out the NHS?

    Or Derek Griffin be brought in to consult on education?

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    • It’s Starmer’s tentative grasp on race relations MNC.

      He thinks that all black people are one big group that all like and respect each other.

      All black kids look up to Idris Elba and will be guided by his wise advice.
      He is one of them.
      Isn’t he?

      Unfortunately Starmer has disregarded the fact that most knife attacks are blacks stabbing other blacks.

      They have no respect for each other and they certainly will not relate to some millionaire actor.

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      • If prisons in the USA took the same view about hispanics, mixing Mexicans with Salvadorans, Puerto Ricans and Hondurans then they would quickly be left with the last man standing.

        Just because they share the same language and colour doesn’t mean that they won’t kill each other on sight.

        Starmer is so fucking stupid that he thinks that Antonio Banderas would be able to sort things out.

        Cunts like your Prime Minister really, really need to get out more.

      • Exactly!

        You expressed my point better than I could Artie.

        Any teenage inner London black gang banger meets Idris?

        They’d stab him for his watch.

      • Black and famous , possibly Arfur.

        But by that logic, the Far Right thugs rioting?
        Bring in Paddy mcGuiness,
        He’s white, northern accent…

        “Hey flower don’t be throwing stones, ding dang doo”

  15. With all the tax put on fags and drink, surely chimneys and winos like me pay in more than we will ever take out, so why is Keir von Starmführer carrying on like a WHO/WEF tyrant?

    He’s obviously an idiot because he hired this woman to balance the books:
    https://austinpowers.fandom.com/wiki/Frau_Farbissina?file=Frau_2.jpg

    A tired meme, but an ok watch: https://www.fahrenheit211.net/2024/08/07/at-last-its-here-its-the-keir-starmer-downfall-parody-video/

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  16. Starmer and his party are nasty vindictive cunts.

    Along with taking away pensioners winter fuel payments, this mental gimmick of stopping smoking outside pubs penalising mostly the working class seems more like a petty revenge tactic for those who voted for Brexit.

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  17. Smoking outside is the most pressing issue in Blighty today. 🤔

    The fucking mentals. 😜🤪

    Remember, remember, the 5th of November…….🔥

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  19. The government’s got this arse about tit.
    As usual.
    The reason they’ve got an imaginary £22 billion black hole is because too many otherwise patriotic Brits have given up smoking!
    Aided and abetted by successive UK governments and “health” professionals.
    Including authoritarian laws prohibiting smoking in public places, ffs!
    The reason Britain hasn’t been so Great of late is because enough people aren’t smoking.
    We need to get Britain smoking again!
    The tax on the average smoker (20 tabs a day) is approximately £3,400 per year.
    Multiply that £3,400 by a population of 70 million and you get a tax take of £238,000,000,000,
    Two hundred and thirty-eight BILLION pounds – year in, year out!
    To paraphrase Donald Trump:
    MBSA!
    Make Britain Smoke Again.

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  20. Dear Sir,
    A couple of points may I point out.
    1- There are no cunts, ( maybe three or four ) drinking in a village pub. They can and probably do whatever the fuck they like. The local constabulary, I presume don’t give a fuck, if indeed there is a local police present.
    2- Fresh air no longer exists in the world, (unless you live in a village in the middle of nowhere)👍😂

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