Ross

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Put your hands together (clutching your valuables) for today’s BBC hero, “Ross” described as a “prolific shoplifter”. After 15 convictions and stealing goods worth hundreds of pounds every day, he still hasn’t been to prison (perhaps because he didn’t shout at a police dog?).

What makes it worse is that he “stole to order” – I wonder if this will become a new way of life, when the cost of Net Zero catches up with us?. I will have to get a poachers pocket put into my blazer to get my Gillette Fusion blades (and they are expensive enough already). Perhaps the government will give him a small business start up (clearly daily shopping lists take a great deal of time) – or perhaps Rachel Reeves will just “accidentaly” drop a tin of John West salmon down the leg of her drawers. Kweer won’t have to worry because his sugar daddy buys all bis clothes for him, but Ross might be able to help out with cans of beer.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

52 thoughts on “Ross”

  1. He looks like he steals children to order.
    To be transported directly to the BBC and impaled on Huw Edwards’ pęrvęrted tinkle.

  2. Weird looking fucker isn’t he.

    Like a bastard love child of David Mellor and serial killer Scorpio from Dirty Harry.

  3. I see from the article that cheeky scamp Ross bemoans the fact he wasn’t offered “support” for his mental problems and his rampant drug abuse.

    As we know “support” means some other cunt picking up the bill for his failure and criminality.

    I’d like to offer Ross the Oven cure.

    Good morning.

    • In these more trying times. May I offer a net zero alternative? A 9mm asprin to the head? One for mini brain Milliband as well while we are at it.

  4. Theft from shops will be for ones self, to sell on, or stolen to order. There is nothing new here, that’s the way it’s always been.

      • He looks like he might be a church choirmaster & organist, or even a Priest himself – outside the local magistrates court (prior to being sent to Crown court for sentencing). Haribo or Wurthers Originals in his pocket……..

  6. Timely post following todays story in the Mail regarding the Afghan who murdered, and had been caught a few days earlier with a machete. He was released! There is something very seriously wrong with our justice system and the shit stains who control it.

    • Appolgy. In error. He had not been in possession of a machette 2/3 days earlier, he was merely known to have killed 3. The story has been amended as it seems to have morphed with another. …Still , whats a little murder?

  7. Can’t tell what it is. Firstly, can’t tell the sex and secondly, can’t tell if its a young looking old cunt or an old looking young cunt. That’s what probably confuses the law, wondering what to do with it.

    • Sammy@

      In the header pic is Ross pouting seductively and blowing us a kiss?!!

      Not my first choice of babysitter

      • I use an old iPad Mis and have some information or photos missing, leaving me with only half the story.

  8. Ross is one odd looking ducky and a gypsy fingered cunt.
    He claims he’s a mental.
    Ross has no Friends.

    He turns my tripe.
    However, I’m willing to overcome my repugnance and will be half price tins of salmon.

    A firm no for shaving razors Ross

  9. Ross is today’s answer to Jesse James, or Charles Manson. Living on the fringes of society, a desperado and no mistake. There will be folk ballads about him, probably by Bob Dylan – if he is still alive.

    There are cunts in and out of Tesco in the high street, grabbing cornflakes, Lurpak spreadable, and chocolate fingers then making a dash for it. Maybe they are the mysterious Disciples of Ross, a secretive new cult. They seem to live up in the hills, somewhere or other.

    On the other hand they might be just thieving cunts who think the world owes them a living ie Labour voters.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • I wonder if Ross might do one kind unselfish act, and shoplift from Ann Summers a set of jiggle balls to help Angie Rayner or PixieBalls in their hour of need (i.e. no passing dick)

    • The only Ross I’ve any time for is Bob Ross .

      Don’t think I’ve ever met a actual Ross?
      I’ll keep my hand on my wallet if I ever do

    • I did fifteen years in retail security. In that time I saw it all. Cunts like Ross were commonplace. People would say to me
      ” Isn’t your job boring?” Certainly not! No two days were the same.

      • Any persistant offender that did end up in court, usually got three months inside. Double if they used a metal lined bag, or a small pair of ‘tag removing cutters,” as that was classed as “going equipped.” Once the sentance was complete, usually half what they were suppose to do, they would be right back in, on the rob again.

  12. Another example of 50 years of leftist educational and socialist thinking, i.e another cunt that has been taught to believe that everyone and everything else is responsible for his own failings, perversions and deviations.

    Gas Mark. 9 please Unkle. Ta.

  14. He should be stoned to death in front of the check-outs by honest shoppers throwing half-inched tins of corned beef.

    • Yes certainly Odin. Have a chat with Yvette Copper on that idea. Chop. Chop on bringing that emergency power in. A month maximum should be enough.

  16. 15 convictions,never been to prison..!

    ” Oi copper your fucking horse is a gormless looking twat”

    I’ll wait for Starmers Stasi to knock on the door….⚒️

    Strangeways here we come..!

    • One hurty word on facewank and the cunt will be inside faster than an extreme right wing fascist. The evidence re two tier policing grows everyday in every way we pay for this fuckfest

  17. He looks like Rocky Dennis from Mask. I don’t agree much with the Saudi’s but their policy of chopping the hands off tea leaves is a winner for me. Plus Thailands zero tolerance to drug smuggling. They don’t give a flying fuck for the PC brigade and rightly so,

    • Ross is blaming drug addiction for his wandering hands.

      I instantly knew he was a druggy.
      Probably one of Tommy Cuntengines Bong buddies?

      It’s all Cheech and Chong and pink Floyd albums till reality hits home.

      Well it’s not so funny now Ross is it?
      Maaaaannn….

  21. Shop thieving will be an Olympic sport come 2028. But fuck it’s all right cos we make up the losses by having to pay increased prices every fucking week. A piss take all round that costs us millions. If the cunt had his hands removed a la shariah he might think twice as it would be harder to steal only using his mouth or feet, cunt

  22. This cunt reminds me of that ‘freegan’ shitehawk from Alan Partridge’s Scissored Isle.

    And, I agree with Thomas. This ‘Ross’ looks like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’s Child Catcher with specs. A most unsavoury looking cunt.

    And, why is this little creep getting so much coverage (especially from the British Buggery Corporation)? I know lads from Manchester and Liverpool who were masters at nicking. Every football away trip to Europe, they would get top Italian gear. Fila, Sergio Tacchini, Lacoste and so on. And this made a fortune here during the 80s casuals period, But they never shouted about it, and they were smart enough to stay below radar. It’s just the way it was back then in Maggie;s Britain. But, it’s like the BBC are celebrating this cunt and treating like he’s a celebrity.

  23. Typical BBC hero figure. The Beeb loves its freaks and weirdos.
    I dare say this cunt will get his own TV show with the Savile Shelterers.

  24. They could remake that old public information film, inspired by this Ross cunt…

    ‘Watch Out! There’s A Freak About!’

  25. “Ross” looks like a 50 year old haggared woman who should really only be shoplifting cans of salmon and corned beef for her long suffering husband.

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