Some of you cunters may not know who I’m talking about. Well it’s that middle-aged Bristolian public schoolboy stencil ‘artist’ and darling of the ‘anti-establishment’ establishment. The cunt about whom fawning media hacks persist with the fiction that nobody knows his identity. I refuse to use the millionaire Marxist’s pseudonym myself.
So what’s to follow Gunningham’s oh-so-edgy blow up refugee dinghy ‘statement’ during Hugo and Lottie’s Annual Festival of Litter Dropping? More boring shit stencils, this time of some animals. Wow, how cool, how progressive.
There’s three David Lammys swinging on a bridge, a cat heading for a skip, two vandalised elephants (well done that vandal) and a wolf that got Rachel Reeved.
But my favourite’s the goat. If the cunt really wanted his ‘art’ to stand out he’d have depicted the ROP’s favourite in orgiastic climax shooting his load up the goat’s shit chute.
Now that would be edgy.
Daily Beast.
Metro.
(Additional links provided by our vandalism correspondent, Night Admin – NA)
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
With a second coat being applied by arfurbrain:
Banksy is a cunt.
More precisely, Banksy is a vandal. He goes around plastering his juvenile daubings over public and private property. It has been pointed out that the first indication that an area is going into decline is when the graffiti starts to appear and is not promptly removed as it should be. He is also a cunning con man. He has somehow established this brand of “Banksy” and the less intelligent members of society are lapping it up. I guess it’s the same people who are fans of Ant and Dec or “Strictly”. Encouraging to see though that the police in London are investigating the criminal damage he perpetrated on a police sentry box. Hopefully he’ll get a few hours community service. Cleaning up graffiti would be most appropriate.
How is it that he has not yet been arrested? His befouling of the environment, puerile as it is, must take time to inflict. He has recently vandalised densely populated parts of London where there are more surveillance cameras than people. Maybe he’s shot his bolt this time.
I brought a copy of ‘Wall & Peace,’ an autobiography, from a boot fare a while back. As a person that hates reading, it was a bargain, a picture book, with very little words. An insight into how he went from painting, to stencils. So that he had less chance of being caught in the act. That was a clever move.
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https://youtu.be/yPNFVj-pISU?si=GgB2_R3pjASbVUKA
Friday night is music night 🤘
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OT. Lee Carsley as ‘interim’ England manager…
What’s the betting that he’ll get the job full time?
The FA thinking big yet again…. Cunts.
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‘But… But Lee Carsley played 40 times for the Irish Republic…’
Oooooh. Fandabifuckingdozi!
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There is good graffiti, there is bad, & there is damn right terrible. From leaving London on any train, if you are going north, south, east or west, you will see it everywhere. Most of the scrawl, that I have seen daubed all over railway huts, train carriages, bridges, sidings & even over peoples properties has been dire, to say the least, but I must admit that some of “the artwork” all be it a very small percentage has actually been quite spectacular.
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Gunningham’s ‘art’ has an unhealthy fetish for chimpanzees.
Not surprising, because he looks like one.
And, as for his supposed ‘edginess’?
Stencil art of two phag cozzers is not edgy in any way.
It’s just more nauseating and predictable ‘rainbow’ shite.
This fuckwit is not ‘different’ or ‘daring’ at all.
If anyone tows the woke party line and mass produces crap in its name, then it’s this cunt.
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Of course, celebrity skankbags like Madogga and Slagelina Jolie love Gunningham’s ‘artwork’ and pay obscene amounts of money for it.
But, what else can one expect from classless old whores like those two?
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Chimps art.
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There was a programme on the BBC about Gunningham this morning.
Needless to say, the Beeb wanked themself silly over this cunt.
There was this ‘alternate Disney World’ thing on it. It featured a model of a boat full of mgrants on a pond. Of course, the migrants looked like the starving African kids on the Band Aid single cover. When what they should have looked like is a load of hairy smelly 35 year old men on the make and from filth holes like Iraq and Libya.
And the usual types were frigging themselves over ‘Banksy’. Some middle class slag, saying that Gunningham was a ‘national treasure’ and that his anonimity should be protected. And some aging Beeb acolyte bumboy was babbling about how Gunningham was ‘profound’ and a ‘beacon of diversity’. To say these cunts should be gassed is not an unreasonable request. This Henrietta Twatslag saying that Gunningham’s stenciled crap is ‘street art’. Wrong, It’s a middle class cunt with a crappy stage name. Ripping the piss out of everyone and laughing all the way to the bank.
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Public school boys being “street” is always cuntish, but this cunt is a special uber cunt.
If the soppy looking cunt really thinks dingy riders aren’t either professional ponces or sleeper cell mercs waiting for the order to top us all, then let him house them instead or relying on us oiks to foot the bill.
I’d love to kick his fucking head in.
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When I was a kid I was with a bunch of me mates playing cricket in the local park.
Was desperate for a piss and went into the local bogs .
Saw this written on the wall,
“Meet me here for cock fun after 7:30
I can wank myself and want to learn more sex”
I was about 8 years old at the time and didn’t know what the fuck any of it meant.
Still have no idea. Whilst I’m on the subject it would appear that the above cryptic message was written with a shit-stained finger.
I see similar daubings on the walls of my local chav-ridden underpass.
As my West Indian next door neighbour said when I caught him stirring his dessert with his penis,
”I’s a fuckin’ dis custard”
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