It is a given that most politicians of all parties are thorough-going hypocrites, but I find Labour worse,because they always pretend to be so morally superior. The prize for this weeks biggest lump of shit must go though to “Lady” Chancellor Rachel Fatarse Reeves, who, while she will be denying the winter fuel allowance for a majority of pensioners (and it is already bitterly cold here in Kentish Town in quite early September), is not backward in coming forward with her own claims:
Look at the fact ugly tart. She looks like an aging street woman, looking for clients for her “French Lessons with Strict Correction” business, with her great flabby buttocks wobbling about in her trousers, like a couple of enormous suet puddings she might look quite intimidating in her leather thigh boots brandishing the whip. Of course she has the full support of the enormous bunch of compliant bum boys in the PLP – idiot little Sam Carling, 22, for example, who has never had a job in his life, and of course Wes Streeting – the toadies toady, who no doubt claims his heating allowance along with his boy friend, also an M.P. The bog standard MP “earns” (well – we give them) – £91,000 a year. Ministers, of course, get more. They live on our charity and they get given enormous expenses – as we well know – for the most trivial, paltry purposes Kit Kats, and bath plugs for example.
I just hope the Telegraph repeats it’s 2009 investigation into MPs expenses, to see what this shower of fifth rate shit are claiming for. It would be interesting to see Kweer and Angies.
Nominated by W C Boggs. Link provided by Ron Knee.
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How’s Kier Starmer pulled his missus?
She’s pretty fit💪
Reminds me a bit of Belinda Carlisle?
She obviously likes speccy nasal talking,greasy haired types .
But clothes off other men.
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I bet Kweer’s idea of giving the missus a nice frock is to give her a £10 Primark voucher. Lady S likes rich men, but a bit like Kweer’s sausages, the one she has at the moment is bent.
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Banning fuckin Ninja swords now!!
No thought of the small but healthy ninja community in the UK.
And machetes!!
Machetes are a tool.
Get them hidden in the rafters boys!
Or donate them to the Bloods Vs Crips war effort.
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They won’t mention who the true problem demographics are when it comes to bladed weapons…… wonder why?
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I’m sure, if we put our heads together, we could put forward the notion that Ninja swords are an essential religious symbol, and banning them contravenes our religious freedom. 8
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Ignore the random 8, it’s just my lucky number, but constantly inserts itself in matters that don’t concern it.
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Evening JP👍
You well?
Everyone been behaving while I was gone?
What made you think I was in Norfolk or Wales?
Id have to be taken in leg chains.
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Which is exactly what I thought.
I couldn’t imagine two places that you’d rather die than visit voluntarily.
I’m as well as can be expected, Mis.
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Good man👍
Have to be careful on here JP.
A bigger den of thieves, rogues, vagabonds, pill poppers , washing line gypsies, peeping Thomases,
And bindippers , you’d find outside of Merseyside.
And that’s the nice ones!!!
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😁
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I think Opey has gone as he hasn’t posted for a while as OC or CG.
Shame really but the writing was on the wall I feel.
One last hurrah, third time lucky go at Donald Trump!
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That’s a shame, LL it really is.
A long time poster , always said his opinion even if nobody was in agreement with him.
I admire that.
He’d said something to WC Boggs,
But WC hadn’t seen it or even took offence.
He had autism I seem to remember him saying?
Feel sorry for him, not a bad bone in his body.
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MNC@ I oiled the hinges on your lovely Country Cream gates, while you were away.
Mrs. MNC makes a smashing breakfast.
No need to thank me.
Any time pal, any time :o)
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Cheers Jack👍
I noticed you’d also made the bed on my side too while I was away on a secret mission for Her Majesty leading a small team of Iben headhunters to rescue those sausages held in Gaza.
Knew I could count on you 👍
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They love to ban stuff. Won’t make a bit of difference. just a headline.
Young lads aren’t running around like Jojimbo.
There carrying boot daggers, fillet knives and stanley knives/box cutters.
Typical horse shit.
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I have a machete, use it to cut through the cobwebs on my wallet.
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Useless cunt reckons she’s a wonderful role model for women and girls…
First female Chancellor of the Exchequer, pfft.
If she carries on like this she will be the last.
Either way, no female in their right mind would dream of identifying with this wretched fucking shyster.
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Probably an effective role model for aspirational trannies though.
After all, their entire existence is based on a massive lie.
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Well, she DID work at the Bank of England remember, probably emptying bins and dusting the desks.
I cannot put into words the depth of my visceral hatred of this helmet headed fakeaway.
I comfort myself in the knowledge that the Sausage King will throw her under the bus without a second thought, if it will prevent the baying masses ( of his own party) tearing him limb from limb.
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Just seen that Yvette Cooper or as I call her Ronnie Roundhead talking at the Labour conference about the recent riots.
She was almost frothing at the mouth with hatred for those who rioted.
Offended by the fact they didn’t like the places they lived been swamped by 3rd world scum.
She looked deranged.
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It’s about time these cunts have a ‘house of multiple occupancy’ next door to their Sussex mansions. Spend 2 weeks living next to 12 blokes from 7 different countries and then see how much they like unfiltered immigration.
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What we have running the country are the management class. They see this is a job, might as well be managing Tesco.
They see the citizens as staff, need to make some redundant? Well it’s the best for the company.
Misbehaving in aisle 5? Set the security monkeys on the plebs.
Profits not meeting the targets? Make them pay more for less.
Then fuck off on your jollies and pretend every little counts. Starmer is a lawyer and Reeves is a banker, they have as much clue about struggle as Puff Daddy has about the cost of lotion.
The state is everything and we are nothing.
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Exactly he’s a WEF lover.Push Rodders down a deep mine shaft and fill it in using concrete.Prick.
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Sorry but Rodney is getting battered on X the jokes and memes are rolling in.
Sauces are saying it’s the wurst speech ever. He has made a right pudding of himself.
He is climbing the walls the only cure is a trip to Richmond.
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All right Baz ? I could understand Dirty Ange slipping up and saying sausages. But Sturmfuhrer ?
Sausage on his mind ?
You don’t think he’s one of those Fruity Gentlemen, do you ?
While he’s in Liverpool. I wonder if he’ll be popping into The Lisbon for a pint ?
Plenty of available sausage in there.
The dirty bounder.
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Let’s just hope they were not pork sausages.
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Some computer nerd should get that Wall’s sausage advert and replace the dogs head with Starmers.
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Oh, that’s a splendid notion!
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Looks like a long-faced feller in a Beatles lego wig and comedy breasts.
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She looks like Peter Kay in drag. How long before people take the initiative?
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A clip of Rachel Reeves going about daily business with parliamentary colleagues:
https://youtu.be/SeCb_abgig0?si=qezMoVlY2qY2urjZ
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How do these thick cunts think that banning something will actually have an effect? Can you imagine the conversation at the ‘gang club’ meeting?
“Wagwan, me bredren! Hear me now! De mandem and his bitch be sayin we is got to hand in we weapons and shit, innit! So, get jiggly wid it, form an orderly queue and be handing’ then in, now”
“What? How is we like gonna stab the rasclarts up and that, and be rapin’ dem white bitches, innit?”
“No man, dat is now banned and shit, de mandem PM is say so, word”
“Fuckin’ ‘ell, blud! This is truly dread, man! No fun anymore! Fuck it, anyway me homies, lunch is over so we better slide back to we seats in da House, before the rasclart Chief Whip be catchin us sagging, aye! Wait! Is you not eatin’ that sausage, blud?”
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“TRUE DAT YO!”
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I bet she’s got an extremely hairy bum-crack, you know the type that sounds like undoing Velcro when the cheeks are prised apart.
Do you think that she’s into face sitting?
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Having deprived me of £200 heating allowance, I’d like to point out that I paid £2k+ in income tax last year.
Set a pensioners personal allowance at £25k, then we won’t need your stinking heating allowance, you £3.4k MPs heating allowance cunt.
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Reeves would make a decent porn star. Decent pair of tits, probably got a snatch like the mersey tunnel, probably good at giving a blow job. She needs a change of job, because she’s a fuckin useless politician and is an brainless cunt.
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This Labour government are just trolling us. ‘Let the old freeze to death, don’t disagree with us else jail, pubs will shut early because I say so, no smoking outside because I say so, hard times ahead for years because I say so, we’ll piss away your money on expenses like heating our free homes whilst lapping up freebies, new arrivals get free fucking everything, but you pay for the stuff you need etc’. That right there is Animal Farm.
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