I nominate Wales

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No, not the ginger wanker married to the attention whore, the country.

If ever there was a more God forsken country, it must be somewhere in the middle east.

There is literally nothing good about it, apart from the M4, so you can get out, sharpish.

My experts the place was fields, rain, sheep and extreme anti-Englishness.

Granted, they’re half decent with the egg-ball, but really, is that it? Even the Jocks can make decent alcohol.

Maybe they do. Never got to find out. An English accent in a North Wales pub?

I was instantly covered in gob and sputum. At first I thought he was refusing to serve me, then I realised he was merely talking to me.

Nevertheless, put me right off. That, and the one-eyed, three fingered barmaid with a tail.

Fuck me, I’ve been in some rough pubs. I mean, I even been to Bradford, but that pales into insignificance to that shit hole.

Here’s the link, boys, there’s lovely for you, isn’t it?

Cunts.

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Nominated by Termujin.

83 thoughts on “I nominate Wales”

  2. Rhyl is the closest place to hell on Earth that I have ever visited. It makes Skegness look like Monte Carlo.

  3. One of the best come-backs I’ve ever heard;

    Welsh guy; ‘I love Scotland, but the bad news is that I have to drive through England to get there’.

    English guy responds; ‘Yeah? Well the good news is that I can drive from John O’ Groats to Land’s End without having to go anywhere near Wales’.

    Morning all.

    • I think I’ve said this before but John Cleese has a Divine Origin theory of the Welsh.

      (Without looking it up) He told Terry Jones; God put the Welsh on Earth to carry out menial tasks for the English.

  4. Well, speaking as an integrated Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochian, I cannot agree with this nomination.
    🐑

  5. I ❤️Wales.

    It sits well with my disposition.
    I like it’s streams
    Forests
    Hills
    Waterfalls
    Even it’s beaches.

    I like those Welsh cakes.

    But I don’t like the despicable racism it’s people show towards me.
    Me, a Englishman!!

    I despise racism in all its forms, known for it,
    They refuse to say hello,
    Don’t doff their caps,
    In the old days I could of quite rightly demanded they were nailed to a tree for such insolence.

    You can complain to the chief miner or head druid but you’re wasting your time.

    They refuse to accept your authority.

    I like the spitting though.

    Punk rock 👍

  7. Hanging on to a stupid language that nobody would ever learn outside of Wales and many within is just fucking attention seeking.

    Stick to Sheep and the associated shaggers.

  9. There’s a verb, to welch or perhaps welch, that means to go back on one’s word. Meaning to be a duplicitous, untrustworthy cunt. What’s the betting that there’s no corresponding word in their terminal catarrh laden language? Says it all for me.

  10. This is out and out Welshism and hate speech. I have sent a screenshot to Kweer Charmer and his crew.
    And by the way, Butt. The M4 is not a quick escape it is permanently fucked because the blessed Drakeford scrapped the relief road.

  11. I’ve had many a lovely holiday there.
    From the heady delights of Rhyl the Las Vegas of Gwynedd
    To just stealing slate from quarries.

    It’s a marvelous place.

    I liked Fairbourne, officially a environmental disaster area slowly sinking into the sea.
    Why I booked a cottage there.

    Castles everywhere too,
    And steam engines.

    Id rather go to Wales than Fiji!
    They’re cannibals

    • Parry Thomas is worth a mention here. A decent Welsh bloke, that broke a few land speed records down in the sands, but Babs his car eventually killed kim.

    • It’s shite.
      No that’s deal with we can reach the truth. There is fuck all in Wales worth so much as wiping ones arse on. It’s a fucking hovel.

    • My father-in-law spent some time there in the early sixties Sammy. I never met him, the lung cancer finished him off at the age of 58 in 1965. My father died at 54. Very common for working class men to die young in those days. Nostalgia is for the better off.

      Wales isn’t completely diconnected from the modern world. It does have the Mach Loop. Then again a mate and I went in a pub in Lampeter (I think) one lunchtime and asked what food they did. They looked at us as if we were Martians. It seemed that they only sold alcohol in quantities limited only by the point at which the customer fell to the floor.

  15. I have to say I live in Wales and agree alot of it is shit, alot is also great, so this leads me to say to Temurjin, where did you go and what did you miss, also you must have found the 00000.1% of the UK to live in yourself where everything is perfect and does the perfect area stretch further than the length of your cock, because I thing it’s fair to say, within 5 or less miles of absolutely anywhere in the UK there is a a shit area.
    So it sounds like we need to be where you are in this mythical Narnia nirvana in the UK, where everything is perfect for as far as the eye can see….

    • If you’re talking of London Fugly, cut that five miles to a couple of hundred yards. Pay seven figures for a house where you wouldn’t walk the street outside alone after dark.

  16. No, not buying this one. If the Welsh are a bit insular, well, so am I. Glorious countryside, and at least they’re prepared to do something about holiday cottages inflating property prices, even if it does involve petrol..
    Can’t speak for the North, which must be like Liverpool by now, but have had happy times in Glamorgan and Pembrokeshire. The language sucks a bit, though – useful hint to visitors, get “ll”, “w” and “y” right before you even think of asking directions.

  17. Only been to Wales once when I was a nipper and that was to Fishguard to catch the ferry to Ireland. It might be a communist fiefdom but the beaches look fantastic I have to say, no cunt for miles and miles.

    • Yup, no cunt for miles. That’s how you cane to your conclusion. Had you met a few it would leave a very different impression.

      • Rhondda Valley was my yearly Summer holiday, 1970’s. Scenic. Pontypridd park was decent for a kids day swimming etc. Castle Coch (I used be told to pronounce it Co-ack🤔) was another day out per trip.. Probably all fuckin’ cunt-infested dives by now, though …and if not yet, then soon…

        Again. A microcosm of the world at large….

  18. I’ve never been to Wales, but it hasn’t stopped me taking the piss in the past, which makes me a bit of an ignorant cunt.
    I think the problem lies with how the media, and some Welsh people to be fair, present themselves.
    Welsh nationalists on the news, Gavin and fucking Stacey, the likes of Tom Jones banging on about how much they love the place, from their home in the US.
    Plus, like the Scots, they’re allowed to be fiercely nationalist and proud of their country, whereas us English would likely be arrested if we acted the same.
    And don’t get me started on the wankers with a Welsh great grandmother who suddenly became fervently Welsh when the rugby is on.
    Other than that I’m in no position to comment.

  20. I got flashed once in Wales.

    I was walking on the beach in broad daylight and the train tracks are right next to the beach.

    I looked up and on the other side of the tracks a middle aged man shook his winky at me!

    Dunno if it’s a cultural thing or what ?

    Probably someone off here!

    • Are you sure that wasn’t the equivalent of a masonic handshake mis?
      They can spot one of their own..

      • Possibly Baz?
        Wasn’t wearing the official raincoat but maybe he was from a North Wales splinter chapter?

        The Beach Boyos

  21. Only decent part of Wales is Pembrokeshire (not biased of course) , the rest of Wales is nothing more than a hellscape of phlegm and ignorance, and my first language was “siarad cymraeg”, thankfully I’ve mostly forgotten the lingo after my 37 year exile in Rhodesia!

    • The old adage of “the Welsh being Irish cunts that couldn’t swim”, has more than a grain of truth, they say the natives of Cardigan have cloven hooves, they also have the inferior variation of Corgi!

  22. Welsh rarebit is nice.
    It’s the type of thing that you never turn down if it is offered to you.

    There sole contribution to mankind is putting some cheese on toast and grilling it.

    Hardly earth shattering and when you consider that it is best with Mature English Cheddar then they are just responsible for the toast.

    Other than that they are a bunch of inbred, six toed, sheep shagging, incomprehensible cunts.

    Good afternoon.

  23. The Gower Peninsula is a beautiful part of the world.
    Sadly, you have to go back through Swansea to get home.

  25. Beautiful scenery,fantastic beaches,wonderful forests..

    infested by posh cunts with a second home,Jeremy Cunts..

    plus miserable Welsh cunts speaking a dead language when it suits..

    without English money they’d literally be cavemen or famine riddled beggars.

    fuck off.

    • It’s a shame really – one of the most beautiful countries on earth and yet it’s inhabited by complete cunts.

  26. Taffy and Paddy are walking through a field when suddenly they come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

    Taffy says, “that’ll do me boyo!” And he’s away, gives this poor sheep a right servicing.

    When he’s finished he pulls up his breeches, turns to Paddy and says, “your turn now, Paddy!”

    Paddy stuck his head in the fence.*

    *shove that up your smug stinking pipes Rosie Jones, Katherine Ryan and co

  27. Glamorgan, Evan Evans, Brains, Gower, Rhymney, Tiny rebel, Hafod….
    All very good Welsh breweries from the top of my head plus lots of tiny ones. Plus their Penderyn single malt is drinkable.

    Can’t agree with this cunting at all, mainly from spending a good few years working in South Wales and the Valleys and finding the local women to be completely unhinged but also very easy.

  28. I think the minority who come over as anti-English would be better off directing their anger at London.

  30. I like the Gower and the Brecons. A soft spot for Newport, an ugly town and rough as fuck, but saw some good gigs there. The people like a drink or five. Not too much of the dour Welsh methodism going on of a Saturday night.

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