Tulip Siddiq M.P.

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Well, with the awards season starting, somebody had to be first to throw their hat into the ring for the Hazel Blears/Jacqui Smith Memorial Prize for “Expenses Misunderstandings” , and how appropriate it should be one of Kweer’s beloved Asians – Tulip Siqqiq – the (Funny) Business Minister. no less.

I am sure she is just the first in the runners and riders in the annual price for greed and hypocrisy.

The winner will receive a gold plated statue of a nude Lord Mandy with his grapes of wraths, done out in rhinestones dangling down from his well used arsehole, with the motto “It Was Just A Misunderstanding”

Of course it will be decided that Tulip did nothing wrong, and it was just pressure of work. Three weeks in the hotseat does that for you:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

38 thoughts on “Tulip Siddiq M.P.”

  1. Post a hurry comment on Twitter – get 18 months. Get involved in an ‘expenses misunderstanding’ carry on as normal.
    Kweer &Co deny two tier justice. Are the fuckers blind?

  3. A smelly inbred, cousin fucker labour MP cheating the system..
    Who would of thought it..

    Maybe she got caught up in the goat rapists independence day celebrations.

    Or more likely just a grasping pàķi cunt like the other billion.

  4. Lord Mandy always welcomed a good probing, financial irregularities or otherwise.

    The only thing I know about this tart is that her aunt has just been deposed as Prime Minister of Bangladesh and three guesses as to where she is heading but you will only need the one.

    • I often wondered, when Lord Mandy took the 16 year old gurning, yearning Wes Streeting out “canvassing” who probed who. Old Petie has always had a coltish tooth.

      • Young Wes must have been like a London A-Z on our glorious capitals cottaging hotspots. As well as conveniently located 24hour chemists for some Anusol relief.

  5. It’s all just a big misunderstanding.

    Anyway don’t worry,it’s already been brushed under the carpet.

    Let’s not forget,the Gravy Train lets any foreign bent cunt aboard.

    It’s not something for us peasants to worry ourselves about..if we do then have some prison and more taxes to keep things nice and quiet.

    Thanks British democracy.

  6. It was an oversight, just like Jess Cunt who is always late with her expenses because she isn’t very good at it.

    Thank fuck we have such quality in the house of cunts.

  7. Good nom.

    I first became aware of this silly, pug-ugly little girl in 2017 when she tried to suggest that Michael Fallon MP touching Julia Hartley-Brewer’s knee was an example of serious sexual abuse!

    She went on to claim that women who’d had their knee touched or who’d even been looked at in a funny way should be considered “survivors”.

    Jeez…

    In response, JH-B tweeted she hadn’t been “remotely upset or distressed” by the incident. “I calmly and politely explained to him that, if he did it again, I would punch him in the face… He withdrew his hand and that was the end of the matter.”

    • JH-B, she’s a woman who, with her consent, you would give a good seeing too. But you wouldn’t mess with her or you’d expect to wake up in hospital.

  8. Was there any particular year or decade where folks started using these impossibly ridiculous names ?

    • I blame our American cousins for the increase in ludicrous names, not to mention the ways an apparently normal (relatively) name ends up spelled.

      • There is some bint , a minor Z Lister called Molly-Mae (May?) boring the press with stories of her marriage break-up as we speak. I don’t know is she is American or her daft tart of a mum is British and likes Paula Yates type names, but how ridiculous it sounds – like an even cheap plastic Barbie doll. Buy your Mollie Mae for Xmas, and give your six year old girls hours of girly pleasure.

  9. Economic Secretary to the Treasury ?
    If the thieving raghead can’t cook the books without being caught she should consider a career change.

  10. Her mam named her Tulip because she lthrives on shite.

    Why are orrible cunts named after flowers?
    Rose west
    Willow Smith
    Lily Allen
    Heather Mills
    Hyacinth Bouquet
    Orlando Bloom
    John Nettles
    Ivy Tilsley
    Venus flycatcher Williams.

    • Jeremy Vine.
      Grapes begin as flowers.
      Actually, all Jeremys are cunts when you think about it.
      🍇

  11. Haven’t read through this in detail, and may already have been mentioned, but this cultural enricher is the niece of the corrupt murdering criminal prime minister of Bangladesh who’s just been ousted in a coup, and is headed guess where at the tax payer’s expense in exile?

    I feel so priveleged to be enjoying such diversity of moral bankruptcy being shipped to our shores from these quagmires of carpet kissing wickedness.

    • You must remember, Dave that diversity is our strength – and an extra vote for Saddick.

  12. Still as the old saying goes, I’d rather have tulips on my organ than daffodils on my piano.

    Although in this case, maybe not

  13. Keep it coming Labour, the sooner people who believed you see it’s the same old trough feeding cunts in charge the sooner people will turn on them.

  14. You lot are so ungrateful.

    If it wasn’t for the Bangladeshis and Joe Dakistanis doing all the VAT fraud, Income tax fraud, housing benefit fraud, corporation tax fraud, expenses fraud and any other type of fraud, we would have to do it all ourselves.

    It’s just another one of those third world enrichments that we couldn’t possibly do without.

    Their countries thrive on it.

  15. NOSES – TROUGH – IN….!

    If 90 k + ex’s isn’t enough why doesn’t she fuck off and get a better paid job…?

  17. This piece of shit also happens to be related to a recently ousted Politician from Shitistan, just like the person who owns the property she misunderstood she was renting…

    If it looks and smells like shit… it most definitely is.

    • Her parents were granted asylum here, and it looks like her aunt will be following them shortly. Given that India/Pakistan/ Bangladesh couldn’t wait to get rid of the Brits, ain’t it strange how many of their citizens wind up here? And in charge? We’ve gone soft, of course.

  20. this is going to sound proper waycist but fuck it, it’s good to be edgy sometimes.

    Is it me or is it the fact that most dakis or effniks in politics are actually crooked cunts and usually it is related to hiding money – which they are very good at.

    I appreciate that da honky whitey man is also just as bad BUT the effy’s are the ones who stand up on the pedestal, wanting to be heard, using buzzwords like, representation, diversity, the black community, we have a voice.

    Here’s some different ones.

    Corner shop bean counters, Aladdin the thieving cunt king, bud bud, ding, ding £2.99

    • Don’t you know that this was all just ‘an administrative oversight’ CM?

      A fiddling politician? Perish the thought.

      Afternoon all.

    • I am surprised Keith Vaz doesn’t start a bank for bent (as in corrupt) politicians and washing machine engineers from Aden. He would have a gay old time as well as a profitable one.

  21. Another one with the touch of downs about her.
    Lisa nandy and this curry muncher..

    Give labour their due, they don’t discriminate against the disabled..
    Spaca rayner as deputy..
    That large headed kid suffering from gigantism.
    Special needs ed millipede..

    The party of window lickers.

    • Liza does have amazing tits though. I’d love to see a pair of pasties on her nipples as she does the old tassel twirling, two lucky men in the front row of the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club having the honour of biting them of at the end of the performance. She is wasted in Kweer’s Mulsim Party of Great Britain.

      • Call me an old cynic, but I don’t believe you’ve ever seen Nandy’s tits.

      • MB – I am sure I saw her on Topless Darts years ago on Rabbit TV – in a wet tee shirt. If it wasn’t her, it was her identical twin sister. Big and bouncy – lovely. 🙂

      • Lisa does have a lovely pair of voluptuous gazongers. I wish when she was being interviewed she’d show more tit, a top just above her nips that revealed the top half of her areolas. Oooohhhhhĥ.

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