Yes dear cunters, it is that time of the year again, when the majority white neighbourhood of Notting hill gets it’s nose rubbed in divershitty good and proper.
Walking the hound this morning I can see that preparations are already underway, with any shop containing anything worth stealing emptied of stock and boarded up before a flood of mostly peaceful looters, steaming crews and stab technicians grace our area to enjoy the riot with a soundtrack.
The crime stats will again be fudged this year to show only crimes reported inside the carnival zone and not the surrounding areas. Otherwise people might get the idea that holding a glorified riot in an enclosed space for London’s street crime aficionados is actually as stupid and dangerous as it sounds.
The police will of course be present in their thousands and will be filmed half heartedly interacting with festival goers while wearing fixed grins, as some 30 stone sheboon wipes her fat, sweaty arse up and down their trouser legs.
Probably not the WPC who was raped last year though, because she clearly doesn’t appreciate diversity any more and for some reason has turned a bit racist of late.
Little Sadique Khan will show his face for all of five minutes on children’s day to tell us all how diversity is our strength. While surrounded by a dozen armed coppers with four police marksmen on overwatch, a police helicopter with snipers on board circling overhead and a couple of RAF typhoons with full payloads on standby just in case the (ahem) ‘far right’ turn up…in the middle of half a million black people.
A quick mention of Grenfell, a couple of photos with some multicoloured kids and a morbidly obese mudshark with tits down to her belly button and it’s time for his security team to bundle him hurriedly into the booster seat of his armoured Range Rover and get him as far away as possible across London as fast as the supercharged 5 litre V8 petrol engine can carry them through his ULEZ scheme.
Young men who like to wear duffle coats and hoodies in the middle of summer are at this moment sharpening their machetes, pouring sulphuric acid into Evian bottles and dividing an ounce of weed cut with parsley into 120 one gram bags to sell to stupid middle class white people for £20 a go in readiness for the festivities ahead.
All in all, it should be the absolute shit show that it is every year. Only the statistics change.
Please don’t make yourself one of them by coming anywhere near this part of town.
I’ll let you know how it all went down on Monday night. After the dust has settled, the blood spatter has been hosed off and the body bags have been quietly carted out the back door, away from the prying eyes of the national press
I would like to second this nomination.
If you have the misfortune to be a local resident, like I was briefly several years back, the carnival is nothing short of hell on earth.
It starts with you having to move your car out of the area for 3 days – after having paid a fucking fortune for an annual parking permit!
Then you have to dig for the ensuing weekend as the streets are practically impassable.
Even if they weren’t nobody in their right mind would go out anyway.
If you plan to go away you need to leave before the mayhem commences cos the local bus and underground services are all cancelled.
Basically you’re fucked during the “celebrations” that include cunts pissing, shitting, puking, fucking and sleeping in your front garden.
Local businesses board up their ground floor doors and windows.
The noise from sound systems on every corner is indescribable and your windows vibrate constantly.
Forget fucking sleep.
If you have a dog (we did) then you’re unable to walk it.
Even if you were able to fight your way to the nearest park it would be locked/boarded up.
Also there’s chiggun bones and broken glass strewn everywhere which, despite the cursory cleanup afterwards, remains for weeks on end, so even when it’s over walking your dog is still risky.
Numerous dog choking incidents and paw cuts are reported by the local vets.
Last year’s event was one of the worst ever.
8 reported stabbings, 2 cunts in hospital, one in critical condition, 308 arrests, more than 75 cops kicked, punched, spat upon, bitten, head-butted, pissed on, etc.
2 million cunts visiting in a such a small area…
If it has to take place why not move it to a contained venue like the 42 acres that comprise Buckingham Palace gardens?
After all, the Royals love all this multicultural shit, sitting in front of savages prancing about in grass skirts with bones through their noses and stuff.
They could hold it there as a tribute to our late Queen and her precious fucking Commonwealth, Gawd bless her…
Thank the lord we’re now well away from it.
A dual nomination by Odin and Mingejuice Bottler.
The only answer to the Notting Hill riot is napalm really is the only option. By liberal application of the said flammable gel 90% of the cunts who make Londonstabistan such a festering shithole will be incinerated, problem solved maybe suckdick won’t get elected again though I doubt the stabbies are that into voting as most have a problem walking and breathing at the same time. Fuck the shitty lot of them
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When I lived in London I went to place in Notting Hill regularly but stayed away for a week either side of this shitfest. I wouldn’t have been seen dead there. Or, to be more accurate, I probably would.
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N****r hell carnage.
I shudder to think what it must smell like.
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More diversity bollocks.
Ever get the feeling you’re pissing in the wind?
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NIGGERMORTIS!
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“Family friendly day” – first stabbing, 4 knives “recovered”
How vibrant.
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The great white replacement plan is obviously in full swing and we’re not going to stop it. It’s so obvious it’s untrue, with the pace of change being ratcheted up every year. Stab events like this get busier and busier with people who are no more than a generation removed from the third world.
I got to thinking though. What’s the plan once we’ve been replaced? Do the elites think the third world scum will line up to be cheap labour? I’ve got a bridge to sell them. You give them an inch, they want a mile. They’ll continue to reduce the value of life while turning the world into a cesspool of rape, incest, and murder. As much as they’re totalitarian murdering regimes, I can only see the Russians and Chinese not succumbing to the third world invasion.
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Damn. Just spotted this nomination having got back from London. I didn’t realise it was this weekend. Can’t beat the crunch of glass underfoot.
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https://metro.co.uk/2024/08/25/london-awash-colour-1-000-000-descend-notting-hill-carnival-21486166/
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As I see it, there’s only one answer to this…☢️
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Update at this time:
A “32-year-old woman ” (life-threatening injuries) “was one of three people who were stabbed on Sunday, along with a 29-year-old man who is in hospital with non-life-threatening injuries, and a 24-year-old man, who police say they are waiting for an update on.
Police have so far made 90 arrests across the carnival and 18 of them have been for possession of an offensive weapon.”
(Sky News)
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Purely coincidental: articles thrown onto railway overhead line equipment around Ladbroke Grove, disrupting services from Paddington to Reading. Where’s Ladbroke Grove? you may ask. Immediately adjacent to Notting Hill…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13778505/Travel-chaos-Paddington-station-standstill-incident.html?ci=BhkOj_q16p&cri=mpQkI1kimE&si=njHX1ah_9Rjy&xi=a5f2f3c4-79d3-4c5f-8de4-7b279ff2892a&ai=13778505
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Those middle class apologists who proudly boast of condescending to bogle bogle boggle with the breadbins dem at the annual jungle jamboree, then boast about it in their local cereal bar richly deserve a good machete up the dirt box, followed by wild chimp raping.
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And that was only day one.The Monday usually gets more violent and stabby with these savages:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1940383/Notting-Hill-Carnival-stabbing-woman-fighting-three-knifed
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How rapidly will those arrested at the Carnival be processed through our amazing legal system. Will it be really quick like the extreme right wing fascist devils that were arrested, charged, prosecuted and imprisoned within days? Or will it be the usual shit two years to get to court the 10 hrs community service suspended for ten mins. I leave you good cunters to decide. Remember there is no such thing as two tier policing and if you think there is you should consider your attention to the current narrative and correct your thought process immediately or else.
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History does indeed repeat, eventually. Look at the fall of the Roman Empire and the then/now parallels.
The Antonine plague —-> Covid pandemic.
Mass migration of Goths & others into Rome —-> mass immigration into UK.
Rise of Christianity —-> Rise of Islam.
Increasingly ineffectual Legions —-> “Light touch” policing.
Inept, self serving politicians —-> Inept, self serving politicians……
We’re done for.
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Just a festival of cunts at this stage, ban it already, it’s supposed to benefit the very retarded cunts who are fucking it up for everyone, essentially their own.
There really is something wrong with these cunts, these are the same retards who are constantly demanding applies from Britain for our behaviour towards them, it’s all a very sick joke…
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Ban the fuckin shit fest. Put the army in place with rubber bullets and orders to open fire if need be, as the self entitled cunts will disobey the ban, because they think they can do what the fuck they like. How on earth can you allow a so called festival to take place in a local neighbourhood with a million or more people attending. Insufficient toilet facilities, insufficient policing. Any other festival would be banned as dangerous, especially if it was a pro British one.
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Disappointingly tame this year.
Only 4 stabbing, 245 arrests and no deaths.
The night is still young though.
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More Notting Hill Carnival carnage as 330 people arrested https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13781517/Notting-Hill-Carnival-police-arrest-145-people-today-including-man-wanted-attempted-murder-seize-41-weapons-32-year-old-mother-attacked-one-four-stabbings-fights-life.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
Final tally here
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I recall when convicted rapist Mike Tyson came to Brixton.
The hordes of dark ‘uns who were in the streets blindly ‘worshiping’ him.
It was like the Ewoks with C3PO in Retutn of the Jedi.
Savages.
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