Potatoes

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This one will probably upset a fair few..

Potatoes.. what is this nations obsession with the things..

Fucking stodge,filler to a meal.
Not enough meat or fish, throw a spud in it.
4000 varieties all fucking bland..

Like pasta and rice tasteless unless something is added..

Chips. Salt,vinegar or sauce.
Mash. Gravy.
Jacket. Butter, cheese, beans or chilli.
Roast. Got to be cooked in goose fat.
Boiled.. just throw em to the birds.not that they will thank you..

Endless chefs with another recipe on the perfect roast potato.

Bloody Spaniards bringing that muck over here..I’m glad drake sunk your armada..

As blackadder once said people are smoking them, they’ll be eating them next..

Well not for me..
Good luck changing my mind..

Recipe Link.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

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For your amusement or otherwise C.A.

84 thoughts on “Potatoes”

  1. I don’t think I’ve ever read such a disturbing nomination, if ever there was a piece of hate speech masquerading as a nom this is it!

    I’m almost ashamed to be here now.

    Wait till Owen Jones hears of this…..

  2. This is a disgusting and inflammatory nom and quite frankly I’m surprised it got past the moderators.

    Hate speech against potatoes should be a hanging offence.

    I foresee rioting in the streets due to this clearly communist plot to undermine our great British values.

    I hope you’re proud of yourself, Barry.

    • Hats off to BZ…this nom is ace!
      Although he should of course be hung, drawn and bummed as punishment.

    • Totally agree Odin, I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

      I remember as a kid my grandmother literally kissing a potato and thanking it. Said her family would not have got through the war without them lol.

      • Don’t you worry, Termujin.

        I’ve had a word with the Jutland potato mafia and the boys will be round to shove a king Edward up his exhaust pipe, poke potato peelings through his letterbox and to be honest, I would be surprised if Barry doesn’t wake up next to a decapitated Maris piper tomorrow morning.

        Just as the country calls for calm and unity, Barry comes up with this

        The tuberist bastard!

  3. Anyone remember ‘Sam Spudikins Says’ in the Salvation Army paper The War Cry?

    I’m looking through my old copies to see if I can find ‘Sam Spudikins Says Barry is a cunt’.

  5. Morning all, anything happening today, had my phone hacked by Russians yesterday..

    You lot sound like the caring, kind left I keep hearing about..

    Two tier keir contacted me to see if I could take some heat off him..
    Looks like it worked..🤣🤣

    • You should have nominated something less controversial like the pro-Southport rioters.

    • Khan isn’t happy with you either.

      “If you break the law, action will be taken against you,” the London mayor has warned.
      Sadiq Khan in a post on X said he was aware of reports of a lentil farmers group planning to target spuds in London – and he’s working with the police to protect targeted potatoes.”

  6. Can’t stand fucking spuds in any form they should stay underground where they belong. Totally abhorrent foodstuff that should only count as food if the country is at war.

    • people like you should be locked up in very small boxes and forced to inhale their own quinoa based farts.

      • Don’t eat fucking quinoa either and you’re just jealous being norse and having to eat rotted fish as a delicacy.

      • That’s where you’re wrong, CiS.

        Steak and chips for dinner tonight.

        Washed down with more chips.

      • Good for you mate if I was able to join you for tea you could have my chips but I’ll keep hold of the steak

    • All this on the day that mr PotatoHead was diagnosed with suffering from a brain tuber.

      Disgraceful

  8. Can’t beat proper spuds.

    Real mashed potatoes, wirh sausages, fried onions and gravy. The absolute bollocks.

    And proper chips, done with a chip cutter. Not them frozen fucking things.

    The mashed potato in Salford Royal Hospital, however, is absolute shit. Probably leftovers of leftovers.

  9. Best crisps are Brannigans beef and mustard flavour,

    Walkers are overpriced shit, and Seabrooks are now only a quarter full.

    Golden Wonder are still good though, when you can get them.

  10. An old mate of mine was always complaining about having no luck with the ladies and that they never gave him as much as a second glance.

    He was going on his holiday and I said to him if he wanted to make an impression and get more than just a second glance, to stick a couple of nice Jersey Royals down his trunks.

    Anyways he gets back and I asked him how he got on.

    “Oh I took your advice but the ladies all ran away screaming when I tried to approach any of em.”

    I told him “That’s because I meant put them down the front of your trunks you clown.!”

    Sorry about that.

  12. Disgraceful nomination, you are insulting my national dish.

    A boiled spud is as evocative and synonymous with Oireland as Semtex.

    • All this talk of ‘stodge’ – that kind of thinking belongs in the last century. Potatoes are good for you. They are the British people’s main source of vitamin C. Not a lot of people know that.

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