Olympic Boxing 2028

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Following the debacle that was the women’s boxing in the recent Olympics which had 2 men legally beating up young girls in the ring, it was obvious that something needed to be done.

The most sensible thing to do would be to ban genetic males from the women’s competition.
But that would upset transexuals and their supporters.

So it has been decided that women’s boxing will not be a part of the Olympic programme in Los Angeles in 4 year’s time.

But that’s not good enough.

So as not to be seen as being in the slightest bit sexist, men’s boxing is no longer on the schedule either.

For the first time in over 100 year’s the games will not include any boxing categories.

Of course the Olympic committee have not mentioned anything about trannies gaining an unfair advantage in women’s fights.
Instead they are saying that there must be a clearer picture of how and who is paying any prize money that the boxers may get.

So it’s not about being weak and woke, it’s all about finances.

To me it is clear where all this is heading.

Men who claim to be women will be allowed to compete against proper women in all non combat sports.
Obviously, as the games will be in Los Angeles, the hómó and tranny capital of the USA.

Combat sports where the advantage of being genetically male is so huge will be banned.

We will be left with an Olympic schedule which will resemble the opening ceremony in Paris.

Another victory for the woke.

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43 thoughts on “Olympic Boxing 2028”

  1. The whole shambles allowing men to compete against women was entirely predictable . Weak governance of sporting bodies has brought about a series of bizarre and unacceptable situations.

  2. I must fucking dumb, why can’t they just have male, female and a open category?
    Is it too easy or am I missing something?

    • Follow up question, rik….why does any aspect of society suddenly have to accommodate the outlier issues of the 0.001% (*) of the population?

      * – I don’t know what the actual % is, but I know it’s fucking miniscule while the rest of us not deranged make up > 99%.

    • My wife is into netball.
      She has been for her whole life.

      She has friends in the UK and elsewhere who control the sport which is one that the English girls are very good at.

      They have been trying to get the game on the Olympic programme for many years.
      It is played worldwide so why not?

      The answer is that there is not enough men that play netball.

      There is not enough men that do synchronised swimming either, but that rubbish is part of the games.

      They only want new games that are played by both men, women (and trannies).
      And the trannies are obviously not going to compete against the men.

    • I’m a fan of boxing.
      Not this though.

      Someone is going to get seriously hurt.
      All because sporting bodies and Olympic committees are too gutless to offend the tranny nutters.

      Men differ from women

      That’s scientific fact.

      Muscle mass, lung capacity, bone density, loads of factors that mean a mans going to outmatch a woman in a contact sport.

      Female boxers are partly to blame.
      Refuse to fight men.
      And say exactly why.

      This is a freakshow not boxing.

      • I spar with a Ukrainian girl, she would knock the shite out of most men – but this is ‘just’ training.
        Ding-ding in the ring it’s another matter entirely.
        O/T she would win in a swearing contest. I call her muckspout….then duck.

      • ‘You move like robocop, lazy british pig-fucker. Heeet me, heeet me pussy man.’

        That’s our normal dialogue.

  3. Isn’t the fact that boxing will be off the menu next time around a clear admission that the IOC clearly got this wrong for the Paris fiasco?

    The fact that wimminz protest groups were not more vocal and outraged by what happened in Paris says much.

    How biological men competing against women ever became a thing in the first place is beyond parody. It is insane.

  5. Another reason to completely ignore the fucking shit show, actually didn’t need another reason 😂

    We have come a long way since the dark days of the eastern block when Olga was actually Ivan.

  6. Killing Joke – always ahead of the curve – here’s a poignant ditty from over 4 years ago by KJ’s Jaz Coleman collaborating with Ondrej Smeykal:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qwwa2zto6g

    Mass volcanoes blocking out the sunlight
    Frightened citizens giving up their civil rights
    Chemical death dumps, geo engineering
    Deforestation ecocide is nearing

    On the day the Earth went mad

    Criminal gangs resort to mutilations
    Cults of death emerge in every nation
    Lynch mobs blind to all humanity
    Signs read in the entrails of our savagery
    Hurricanes and tidal waves
    Mutinies and mobs on the rampage
    Activists and angry demonstrations
    Neutralising all communications

    On the day the Earth went mad

    Crisis capitalists now our hidden masters
    By stealth engineer disasters
    Redirect the gulf stream flow
    Blossoms in winter
    And a summer snow

    On the day the Earth went mad

    Holograms in the ionosphere
    Keep the public in a state of fear
    Microchipped zombies on the street
    Numbed by Gwen Towers (by the elite)
    Scientists searching for a black hole
    Reflections of the human soul

    (it was)

    On the day the Earth went mad

      • November 26th 2023 – a sad day for all us KJ fans, Pooter.

        Geordie had his own sound and was a unique guitarist.

        Patterns I’m finding
        As pain and joy and sorrow mingle.
        Patterns we’re finding
        Our faces raised in adorations.

  7. I know that we all take the piss out of women’s sport but in the right context it can be enjoyable to watch.
    With the exception of the sports that we know too much about.
    Football, cricket and rugby come to mind.

    We compare the women’s attempts to the men’s game which we know so well.

    When women are competing against other women in sports like athletics, swimming and gymnastics then it’s enjoyable.

    I think that sports fans enjoy watching anything that is competitive.
    Where there is an even match.

    Put a man into almost any women’s competition then it no longer is either competitive or watchable.
    Nobody would bother paying for tickets for a boxing competition where the tranny has such a huge advantage.
    The same goes for almost all sports.

    The entire Olympic programme will soon be unwatchable.

    • The only time I have enjoyed watching a woman in a man’s sport was Sabine Schmidt annihilating the competition around the Nurburgring.

      A very talented driver who gave the boys a run for their money.

      • Sabine was a top class driver Odin.
        Ability to kick the ass of most drivers on the track and happy to point it out to them.
        I thought she was great.

      • A great loss Odin. When jeremy Clarkson practised all one day in order to get round the ring inside ten minutes. He succeeded eventually, made it in 9 minutes 59 seconds. Sabine then jumped in the car, a Jaguar which she had never driven before. Went round in 9 minutes 12. Never tire of watching it.

      • Run for their money???? Nah. She kicked butt, took names, took the guys lunch money and still made it look easy.

        I just absolutely loved the TG episode when Clarkson managed to do the ‘ring in under 10 minutes and Sabine said, “I could do that time in a van”. Classic.

        Sassy, smart, talented, funny and pretty cute too. Was very sad when she passed away. Top gal was Sabine. RIP.

  8. I’ve watched a few bouts of female boxing
    It’s just not that good.
    Not that enjoyable.

    Although once I broke up a fight between 2 sisters, they were both goths ( all black crimped hair, black eyeliner etc)

    I’ve never been so aroused.
    Nearly cum in my pants.

    • “…and here they are for Round 1. Jennifer Smith from the UK versus Marvina Haggler from the USA who has decided to go topless and h… she has a tight masculine physique. Marvina is in great shape and towers over Smith by about a foot. Haggler takes a few jabs and – Oh, it’s all over. Haggler has knocked Smith to the floor and Smith isn’t moving. She is dead to the world.

      Haggler wins by a knockout

    • Ain’t surprised you nearly shot your bolt Mis.
      Think that situation would have done it for me too mate.

  9. The biggest problem in Olympic boxing isn’t that women have to fight biological men, although that in itself is patently ridiculous. It is that there have always been so many corrupt officials judging the contests who decide which fighter has won, either for political reasons or maybe because they’ve been slipped a few quid.
    Every time the games take place there is controversy surrounding the outcome of some bouts. In London 2012, Anthony Joshua was awarded super-heavyweight gold after appearing to lose against Italy’s Roberto Cammarelle.
    Unfortunately these things don’t just happen in the amateurs, you see home town decisions all the time in professional boxing and MMA.

    • Quite right Allan.

      Joshua lost twice in 2012 en route to the gold medal. (he also appeared to lose to a Cuban lad in the quarter finals if memory serves me)

      However, nothing could ever beat the decision which went against a young Roy Jones in Seoul 1988.

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY_0eXCROM

      Possibly the worst decision in Olympics history – apart from letting blokes fight women that is.

  10. I would like to see a fight to the death between Kamala Harris and Diana Abbott.

    • Could you not be tempted into a bit of the old slap and tickle with Kameltoe Harris General?

      Politics aside.

      • Indeed I could Herman.

        I’d like to tie her down and slap her fat ass while tickling her feet with a blow torch.

        confess

        Confess

        CONFESS

  11. Fuck it, let any old cunt go in the ring and chainsaw their opponent while identifying as John Bunyan.
    Kick out the jams motherfuckers.

  12. i’d give a Kings ransom to see the fight of the century, Sam Carling, the boy with the runaway hair versus Jess “Hammerhead” Phillips. In fact any little poofy MP taking on Jess and her hairy chested fisticuffs would mean a woman would beat the “men” every time. That might right the perceived wrong at the Olympics. Jess, stripped to the waist in her silky shorts spitting in the bucket in a very menacing manner, little Sam with a piss stain on his micro shorts, and an even worse one on the back of said shorts after one round. Scrawny little Hilary Benn in his braces and waistcoat as the nervous referee.

    I draw the line at Lammy and Diane Abbott though – heavyweights like that are needed in the wrestling ring, two pinfalls, two submissions or a knockout to decide the winner. Seconds away!….

    • Don’t forget Wes Streeting Mr Boggs, more Cocky than Rocky.

      I think he could only really beat Pixie Balls Cooper.

      Straight back to the locker room afterwards for an ice bath and a rub down from physio Pete ‘Mandy’ Goldmill.

  13. Well I never.

    The march of the politically correct cunt goes on.

    So rather than show some backbone the entire sport is deleted..Good.

    The cheating cunts pretending to be wimmin can go without the accolades…as usual normal competitors are thrown into the skip as well,Go Woke Get To Fuck.

    Are they replacing boxing with Olympic Box Ticking?

    Well they’ve all won a gold medal then.

    Long jump into Oven.

  15. One of the “sports” touted for inclusion in the next Olympics is cricket.
    Surely one of the most boring, pedestrian, tedious fucking games ever devised.
    Forced to participate in it at school, and fucking despised every second of it.
    What a load of wank.
    That Aussie breakdancing bint was more entertaining to watch than any cricket I’ve ever seen. And quite do-able too.

  16. XY chromosomes, the pair of them.

    Blokes, the pair of them.

    Come at me, thought police.

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