Miriam Gargoyles

is a cunt.

This paltry-talented, half-Australian Grotbags has been spewing poison again. This time gibbering about Gaza. Does that make this rotund grizabella an antisemitic Jew?

She was famous for a role in Blackadder, then dressing up as a witch in some Harry Potter film. Now she’s more famous for supporting terrorism and whining about men. This contemptible bulldyke has criticised John Cleese, Terry Scott, even Charles Dickens. Is no man safe from this grotesque cock-dodging butchbag? She’s like Jess Phillips, but with six Stone more of yeast.

With a face like a boxer licking piss off a nettle and smelling like dirty, piss-stained granny pants, she”s up there in the challenging wank hallows with hideous Jo Brand and nutjob Diane Flabbotasaurus. Surely not even another salmon-munching bean-flicker could find this gruesome lezhog attractive.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

124 thoughts on “Miriam Gargoyles

    • Or the ultimate challenge to lose your muck into both creatures in under 90 minutes, unless they crush you to death first.

      • I was thinking of myself as the meat between the bread K, or any other bloke thinking in those terms for that matter.

        If I was going from the awful to the sublime, I’d be thinking Salma Hayak and Alex Kingston, or Julia Hartley-Brewer and Polly Walker.

        Imagine being on a secluded desert island with that little lot instead of a bunch of dusty old records. Luxury item? A nasty little whip I bought off Amazon a while ago…

      • Apologies, Ron. I was assuming that Miriam, the Sapphic, would be equipped with a strapon, and require two similarly gendered accomplices. The extent of your perversion – or devotion – had honestly escaped me.

    • Ulitmate nightmare threesome, Ron?
      Madonna (as she is now) and Lizzo.

      The ultimate threesome?
      Monica Bellucci and Christina Hendricks

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