is a cunt.
This paltry-talented, half-Australian Grotbags has been spewing poison again. This time gibbering about Gaza. Does that make this rotund grizabella an antisemitic Jew?
She was famous for a role in Blackadder, then dressing up as a witch in some Harry Potter film. Now she’s more famous for supporting terrorism and whining about men. This contemptible bulldyke has criticised John Cleese, Terry Scott, even Charles Dickens. Is no man safe from this grotesque cock-dodging butchbag? She’s like Jess Phillips, but with six Stone more of yeast.
With a face like a boxer licking piss off a nettle and smelling like dirty, piss-stained granny pants, she”s up there in the challenging wank hallows with hideous Jo Brand and nutjob Diane Flabbotasaurus. Surely not even another salmon-munching bean-flicker could find this gruesome lezhog attractive.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.
Anybody else think that Gargoyle and fat cunt Jo Brand would be the ultimate nightmare in a threesome?
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Or the ultimate challenge to lose your muck into both creatures in under 90 minutes, unless they crush you to death first.
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You need three for a threesome. Step aside and make way for the Flabbott….made myself throw up now….
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I was thinking of myself as the meat between the bread K, or any other bloke thinking in those terms for that matter.
If I was going from the awful to the sublime, I’d be thinking Salma Hayak and Alex Kingston, or Julia Hartley-Brewer and Polly Walker.
Imagine being on a secluded desert island with that little lot instead of a bunch of dusty old records. Luxury item? A nasty little whip I bought off Amazon a while ago…
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has anyone got any pictures? asking for a friend
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Apologies, Ron. I was assuming that Miriam, the Sapphic, would be equipped with a strapon, and require two similarly gendered accomplices. The extent of your perversion – or devotion – had honestly escaped me.
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Ulitmate nightmare threesome, Ron?
Madonna (as she is now) and Lizzo.
The ultimate threesome?
Monica Bellucci and Christina Hendricks
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Here’s Monica.
A picture of the Italian siren to raise our errr… spirits…
https://w.wallhaven.cc/full/6o/wallhaven-6o77jq.jpg
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I’ve just spewed my guts up at the thought of those two old fat munters.
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Fucking luvvies. Completely divorced from reality.
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I wonder if she enjoys being rimmed.
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No.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don’t need that image in my head, thank you.
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what? buy a tunnel boring machine?
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