“Mamma didn’t raise no fools”

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A cunting for the United States Secret Service.

With the crowning of Queen Kamala, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump has been relegated to the back pages. The powers that be and their allies in the MSM want you to forget it ever happened.

There are however some people still asking questions.

What caused the admitted “catastrophic failure?” Was it incompetence? A lack of resources? DEI? Or as is being suggested by some, something much darker?

We may never know the answer. However, we have been assured that the USSS takes the matter very seriously and has taken all the appropriate steps to make sure this never happens again. They are after all…Professionals

Yeah right!

At a recent campaign / rap concert / worship event for Kamala Obama, the highly professional agents for the Secret Service felt the call of nature. Hey we all do. And after all they’re only human.

So what did these icons of integrity do? Being Professionals they did what every Sworn Law Enforcement Officer would do. They found a business that was closed…taped over the security camera…picked the lock…gained access and proceeded to avail themselves of the facilities. Some press reports say they invited anyone else (law enforcement or otherwise) who felt the call to do the same.

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After initially denying the reports they were forced to admit it and then apologize when security footage from a camera revealed their actions. It is unclear if they didn’t tape the first camera up completely or were viewed from a different, presumably un-taped camera.

OK…no harm…no foul.

Meanwhile at an Orange Hitler rally, a female agent felt the call of nature in another way. She (along with 2 of here relatives who did not have security clearance to be there) left her post without permission and accessed a secure facility (where the 2 family members were also not cleared to be) and then proceeded to breastfeed her newborn.

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So to answer the questions:

Is it incompetence? Yes.

Is it lack of resources…or in this case facilities? Yes.

Is it DEI? Yes.

Is it something much darker? You tell me.

We have a long way to go until the November Election. And with the grossly incompetent US Secret Service on guard, I fear there will be another assassination attempt.

Anyone care to lay odds on who?

As the old timers in the States used to say…6…2…and even it’s Donald Trump.

Nominated by General Cuntster.

65 thoughts on ““Mamma didn’t raise no fools””

  2. Not as bad as our secret service….

    They always come out with stuff like ‘He was on our radar’ ‘We knew of this person’ and ‘He was on a list’.

    They said these things about all of the following…

    Lee Rigby’s killers.

    The Manchester Arena bomber.

    The murderer of Sir David Arness.

    The black fucker who killed three people in Nottingham.

    If they know who these threats to decent people are,yet they do nothing, then what is the point of them even existing? Are they afraid of being called racist if they actually do their job and prevent these bastards? Fucking spineless and useless, whichever way you look at it.

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  6. The swamp is very, very deep. Is there anyone out there who will try to drain it?

    Good afternoon, everyone.

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  7. At the Secret Service training academy they have all the usual stuff, assault courses, gun ranges, psychological evaluations…but its always the sloping roof test that most fail on.

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  8. All the Presidents men….are mongs.

    The fact that US secret service are bunch of fat dozy fucks doesn’t really surprise me.

    When Donald got his ear pierced recently I was surprised how many weren’t either
    Queuing up for doughnuts/hot dogs
    Taking a shit
    On the dodgems
    Looking in the wrong direction
    Or accidentally shot themselves.

    These gum chewing John candy looking , flagshaggers are a disgrace.

    Get a platoon of ghurkas and be safe.

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  9. Have a heart!

    These chaps had a really hard time of it…trying to protect a former President in broad daylight and having to walk on slightly sloping roofs whilst armed to the teeth.

    I do hope they had done a full risk assessment and completed all necessary paperwork beforehand with due regard to the plight of wimmin,the Gay and ethnic minorities.

    From now on Donald should only appear in public in a full suite of medieval armour,until the election that he’s democratically not allowed to win.

    Splendid.

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  10. The Americans do like shooting people, and they do have a preference for presidents.

    And to fair I don’t blame them, all big show offs..
    Honest Abe in the balcony blocking people’s view with that big hat.

    JFK showing off in his fancy convertible, and shagging Marilyn Monroe

    I would come out blasting as well.

    Anyway who here would take a bullet to protect Rodney.. I would hold him up as a target.

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    • “…All secret service’s are the tool of the state, as such…”

      . . . but which state? That’s the question that should always be asked next.

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  13. The Yanks may have us well beaten on the shooty front, but I reckon we’re well ahead in the stabby stakes.

    Today’s sports news is that the Notting Hell Carnival has taken a 2-0 lead against the Far Right Riots. So ‘carnivals’ are more dangerous than ‘riots’.

    Any comment forthcoming Prime Minister, Home Secretary or London Mayor?

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  14. I knew from the title of this nom that General Cuntster was the author.
    Bravo sir. Bravo.
    I say Kamala will be the next president. They stole it once and they’ll do it again. These cunts will stop at nothing. Murder is only one tool in the box.

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    • Hey MC,

      They’re doing their best to steal it now.

      Fake news coverage…suppression polls…illegal aliens registered to vote…and we haven’t even got to their usual ballot hijinks.

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  15. I like how they had JFK sat in a open top car ,
    Smiling and waving.

    His big pumpkin head making a perfect target for a assassin.

    CIA 1 ” gee Randy , what if somebody tried to shoot him?”

    CIA 2 ” relax Dwight. Only place you’d get a clear shot would be on that grassy knoll over there….”
    .

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  16. If that bullet had passed through Trump’s head as intended it would have encountered near-perfect vacuum conditions and exited unscathed, save for a slightly orange tinge.
    ( -_•) ╦̵̵̿╤─ — — 🎯

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  17. Breaking and entering. Abandoning your post.

    Just another day in the life of America’s Law Enforcement Professionals.

    Their attitude is:

    Border? What border? You mean people are coming across? Illegally? Get outta here. Our border is secure.

    Now let us get back to the real work of arresting parents protesting at school board meetings, people who are praying at abortion factories and finding every one of those far right, white supremacists who tried to overthrow our government.

    I sure wish we had another Covid lockdown then we could show those peasants some real police work.

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      • Evening JP.👍

        I was round your neck of the woods the other day.

        Whirlowbrook Hall?

      • Lovely area, and not typical of the rest of Sheffield.

        Did you find somewhere suitable for scran?

      • Was there working JP.
        And few other venues around Sheffield.

        Delivering stuff.

      • And good evening, Mis.

        I’ve had a bit of an “oh, fuck!” this evening.

        I’ll share, if I can ever get over the humiliation.

      • It’s not something stuck up your rectum is it?

        Some things are best not shared! 😀

      • “You’re under arrest for the lewd and indecent act of attempting to stick a stray cat up your rectum”

        “But officer, if I’m not allowed do THAT, how am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”

    • Issac Freeman III is now working on his newest single “Energy Drink in Hell.” It’s his next “monster” hit.*

      *I didn’t even know he had a previous hit.

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      • Only posted it to show that there is a god, Geordie, and he does spoil us at times. Enjoy your Saturday!
        🍺🍸🍷🍹🍻

      • File under: ‘Never heard of him’
        Is he any relation of that Scoop Dog fuck?

      • Apparently BZ he was chugging Energy drinks just before he went on stage.

        My Doctor always says those things are poison.

  20. The Yanks need to get Smart.
    Gross incompetence of this magnitude would never happen with Maxwell Smart on the job.

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  22. The name secret service gives off a clandestine feel.

    But they are more visible than a Muslim at an all girls primary school.

    So are they just a human shield now?

    So maybe that’s the reason for the Dei recruitment.. fat pavement apes make a fantastic shield. Just need them to turn up.

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  23. Fabulous nom.

    Looks like time’s running out for poor old Joe, though. Mind you, there’s still hope for him yet.

    Now that the Supreme Court has made it legal for Presidents to commit “official acts” of criminality while in office – such as “officially” assassinating political opponents deemed to be enemies of the State – Joe has just over 2 months to get his scrambled brains together and engage at least one competent shooter…

    I mean, what else of significance is there left for the cunt to do?

    Go out with a BANG I say!

    But as Barry Obummer said in 2020:

    “Don’t underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.”

    Gard bless Murica.

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  24. Something darker? I doubt it if that reference is deliberately letting a shooter get a shot. If it was deliberate, then it’d be be some cunt who could be relied on to hit the orange fathead from 120 odd yds. A few years ago, using an SLR with iron sights in my APWT, I could hit a target at 300 metres. I fuck sure I could make a head-shot on a gob-shite out at 110 metres, so more likely lazy bastards who couldn’t be arsed to do their jobs properly. Mind you, though I sort of like the tango bullshitter, I’d probably prefer eating a burger to worrying about some psycho shooting him in the head..

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