Filthy, Disgusting Song Lyrics

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I got home the other day to find the wife in a swoon on the sofa. After administering smelling salts, she managed to tell me that she’d fainted away while listening to a song by somebody called Lyrica Anderson, which contained such unspeakable smut as ‘suck this pussy through these panties yeah, ah got a kitty shaved for you bae’. I had to put her to bed with a glass of warm milk, and she’s still in a state of considerable nervous agitation.

Sadly such vileness is a symptom of the degeneracy of modern society, along with mobile phones, drugs, trainers and fast food. I first became aware of this phenomenon back in the 80s, with Frankie Goes To Hollywood’s horrible ‘Relax’ *shudder*, and the likes of ‘relax, don’t do it, when you wanna come, but shoot it in the right direction’. Utterly appalling.

It’s nothing new of course. I mean, take this revolting example from the 40s;

You could be forgiven for thinking that smutty lyrics are a symptom of post war moral decline, along with teenage sex, teddy boys and rock n’ roll, but you’d be wrong. I mean, just have a listen to these examples from the 30s;

If this doesn’t make you want to vomit nothing will. This stuff’s been around since people began writing songs. We are lost in a stinking sewer of moral turpitude. If Mary Whitehouse was alive, she’d be turning in her grave.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

89 thoughts on “Filthy, Disgusting Song Lyrics”

  1. Prince was a master of the rude word. Scarlet Pussy, Darling Nikki, Gett Off, Cream, Sexy MF, to name but a few.

  2. This from Prince…

    She was pure, every ounce
    I was sure, when her titties bounced
    Every way, she’s a winner
    Turn a gay preacher to a sinner
    No one you want your mama meet
    She’s a peach

  4. River of shit
    River of shit
    Flow on, flow on, river of shit
    Right from my toes
    On up to my nose
    Flow on, flow on, river of shit

    I’ve been swimming In this river of shit
    More than 20 years, and I’m getting tired of it
    Don’t like swimming, hope it’ll soon run dry
    Got to go on swimming, cause I don’t want to die

    Who dealt this mess, anyway?
    Yeah, it’s an old card player’s term
    But sometimes you can use the old switcheroo and it can be applied to …
    Frontal politics
    What I mean is …
    Who was it that set up a system
    Supposedly democratic system
    Where you end up always voting for the lesser of two evils?
    I mean, Was George Washington the lesser of two evils?
    Sometimes I wonder…
    And you got some guy that says
    “For God sake, we’ve got to stop having violence in this country.”
    While he’s spending 16,000 dollars a second snuffing gooks.
    Big brown river, yeah
    Bringing health, wealth, and prosperity to every man, woman, and child.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svPDzNO6GQk

    • 👍 👍 👍
      The Fugs were fucking ace, SCB.
      Bought their album “Golden Filth” in the ’70s.
      Not their finest hour, it has to be said.
      But opened the door to their other LPs.
      “Tenderness Junction” and “It Crawled into My Hand, Honest” were their best, imo.

    • 10cc were ace, Paul.
      So much talent, but absolute nutters. Especially Kevin and Lol.

      I’m Mandy Fly Me was about getting a mile high job off an air stewardess.

    • They also did “Just give me some head room” as well Paul. That is a great one!

  6. OT. Two men jailed for roles in ‘racist hate-fuelled mob violence’ during Hull riots

    But, has the Children In Need posterboy treeswinger who started all this by murdering three little girls in Southort even gone to trial yet?

    Ah…..

    • But of course not, Norman.

      He’ll have to be assessed to see if he’s competent to plead, and as he was, apparently, somewhat touched, well write your own narrative here.

      Whereas there’s another level for out and out thugs, and to be honest, I welcome it. The protests were just an excuse for people with the IQ of a goldfish to go on a rammy, to cover the activities of the real criminals, who rob the valuables.

  8. I wouldn’t say they were filthy. But Ed Sheercunt’s lyrics are the musical version of turd. Everything the goggle eyed ginger gargoyle has ever done really.

  9. Anti-Nowhere League put out a little composition in 1981 called ‘So What?’

    The song was written, according to the band, after sitting in a pub one night and hearing two men try to outdo each other with stories of past experiences, and is a retort to people who tell embellished stories to make themselves appear better than the person they are in conversation with.

    From Wikipedia :

    *The obscene lyrical content of the song caused the British police to seize all copies of the single from the band’s distributors under the Obscene Publications Act and remove all copies from sale. The word “fuck” appeared in the first line of the song and the word “cunt” is used four times. Lyrics include references to bestiality (“I fucked a sheep/I fucked a goat…”) and acquiring sexually transmitted diseases (“I’ve had crabs, I’ve had lice/I’ve had the clap…”)…*

    Lovely.

    I was in a couple of cover bands here and there through the years. Always, ALWAYS sang/played that (the Metallica version, though) as the closer, spanning 16 years first to last. Y’cannae beat a classic!

    Link : … nah!, … better not! 🙂

    • Yep! And a favourite of mine was the opening Of “Rock &Roll Suicide ( Movie ) ( Sex Pistols ) “Good Ship Venus “

  11. Dexys midnight runners Cum on Eileen
    Elton John I like a candle up my arse Better title than candle in the wind

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