Ungrateful Ukrainians

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Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met heaps of Ukrainians in the UK who have come from the Donbass and have lost their homes thanks to bombs. Most are superb.

Tonight, tho – me and the wife get a BBQ going. Across the road, they get loud, lairy, decide to have a fight. I go outside and shout “shut the fuck up!” in Russian at 23:00 because, erm, work tomorrow …

… Now they decided I’m the problem for using a “triggering language.”

Nominated by : Cuntis_Cuntis

123 thoughts on “Ungrateful Ukrainians”

  3. I’ve never met a ukulele.

    Luckily none of them washed up here.
    Oh I feel a bit sorry for them I suppose,…
    More sorry for people who get them as neighbours.

    What you need to do is put a lifesize cardboard cut out of Vlad Putin in the window and play the Russian national anthem loudly at 5am.

    Or go across and discuss. It politely over pickled cabbage and boiled potatoes.

    You need to be subtle and gently hint a bit

    ” When you going back to your own country?”

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  4. We got Ukes as neighbours , good as gold the old dad cant speak any English but we get along very well, and that’s rare praise from a racist old cunt like me. Keep out of our local town this weekend as it will be slippery with jizz and KY cos they’ve got a shame march lots of rainbow flags about.

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  5. I think they must be feeling a bit unwanted. It was only a couple of years ago when Boris was encouraging people to take in a pet Ukrainian refugee, then the shine wore off and people started kicking them out. Then of course October 7th happened and the Palestinians and peaceful orphans are the new shiny playthings for the Left.

    Ukraine who?

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    • I think you should be vetted first before owning a pet ukulele.

      You should never feed them after 12pm

      Or get them wet apparently.

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      • When you get your shed built at the allotment Miserable, better make sure its immo proof. You will have an extended family of Roma in there before you can say “look at my bulging marrow”. Unless you don’t mind being a slum landlord of course.

      • God id love to be a slumlord LL!

        One of my ambitions.

        Anyone I find on the allotment will be pressganged straight into backbreaking servitude.

        Any that succumb to exhaustion goes straight in the composter.

      • @TTCE

        I recommend emailing this question to director Joe Dante. He isn’t up to much these days.

    • I blame the vegan urban hippy types who assume everyone in the world wants the same things out of life, house a few Ukrainians then when the Ukies return from their shopping and bring home pork and chicken, cutting it up in the kitchen to make their own dinner, the vegans can’t cope and a row erupts.

      Pure arrogance..

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  7. You speak Rooskie CC? You a pimp or a sleeper? Doubtless GCHQ have your number. On the subject of Yooks have encountered a number of them on my travels including a woman and her five дети on the cliffs overlooking the Channel. Jeezus she had a breath on her. Talked about her husband in the military over there and wanted to borrow my mobile to ring him. Almost acquiesced thinking a call to a battle zone might break the monotony but declined not wishing to be taken out by a Rooskie drone. Also pointed out that his health and wellbeing might be compromised if they traced the call.

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    • I do говорить the Russky. Mind you, it’s rusty now as I don’t have the chance to speak it as much as I used to. Enough to hurl a load of abuse over the fence, mind.

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      • You are Marianna Spring and I claim my free BBC Verify ID and lanyard.

        GCHQ will be interested in my spending habits. I bought a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Kraken rum to create a ‘Caspian Sea Monster’ and this was near a couple of strategic sites on the south coast.

        Hope they listened in on the resulting antics.

      • Just the idea of a ‘Caspian Sea Monster’ near Pompey naval base, although this one was the wrong side of the M27, could be secreted in a Sainsburys carrier bag and went ‘clink’.

  8. Of course they are ungrateful, they were the cats whiskers until the inbred cousin fuckers started up..

    Now it’s all head scarfs and hummus and Weekly support marches..

    They need to up their game, cold blooded murder and rape would be a good start..

    Just don’t out Putin as a fruit, you won’t get the queers for Palestine on your side that way..

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  9. Of course they are ungrateful, they were the cats whiskers until the inbred cousin fuckers started up..

    Now it’s all head scarfs and hummus and Weekly support marches..

    They need to up their game, cold blooded murder and rape would be a good start..

    Just don’t out Putin as a fruit, you won’t get the quèèrs for Palestine on your side that way..

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  10. Like any sponging 3rd world paƙı, nıĝ-nọg or pooch muncher, Ukranians are about as welcome in this overcrowded country as a strong-minded woman wearing a bacon bra in a mosque.
    Fuck them.

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  12. Kurwa suka blyat!

    My Ukrainian and Polish mates, that’s all they say. It’s all I remember.

    They do like booze and boxing.

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    • I remember from when that article was published Bush planned to install a lot on new weapon systems throughout Eastern Europe but Obama scaled it back.

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  16. Several chums of mine have kindly taken in young single Ukrainian wimmin…and they report that its been quite wonderful,culturally enriching…and their balls have never been so empty.

    PS: NATO is a pike of cunt.

    Good evening.

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  17. As we’re (our government) are perpetuating the war I expect they feel fully justified in having a scrap here.

    I’m not worried though, after he’s brought the Euro Cup home I expect Sir Keir the undecided will send Lammy over to play the race card and end the war.

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    • Unlike CC my neighbours adore me.
      I have a very cordial relationship with them.

      Also all my neighbours are white English.

      Not even a welshman to pollute this idyllic arrangement.

      These Ukies , are they planning to stay long?

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      • Until they can go home without being sent too the front lines? I hear the women go back regularly.

  18. And why are churches still flying Ukrainian flags?

    Don’t ever remember them flying the st George’s cross or Union flag?

    I’m not a fan of flying other countries flags on our soul.

    No Matter if well intended,
    If they were so upset about it donate a 4×4 for them or donate tinned food.
    Suppose nobody sees that ?
    They want to virtue signal.

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  19. Appeasement never works.

    The Ukrainians will forever rue the day its government gave up their nuclear weapons in exchange for Russia’s (worthless) pledge to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity and political independence of Ukraine.

    Moral of the story: hang onto your nukes for dear life… and NEVER trust the Russians!

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  20. Ukrainians have a long history of cuntitude. Helped Hitler out when he was short staffed on the Jew gassing side of things. Now home to US labs experimenting with biological weapons. Used to enjoy shelling the Donbas. Not so much now, obvs. Entitled cunts too, it seems. Fuck off.

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    • Most European nations have a long history of cuntitude.
      Including our own.
      Germany spectacularly so.
      Russia certainly has nothing to write home about,
      What with its Jewish pogroms in the 19th century
      And Stalin’s murderous reign in the 20th.
      Fuck them.

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    • Very true Mis.

      Usyk is a shoe in for the Heavyweight Hall of Fame.
      A genius of boxer.

      Vitali Klitschko was another seriously hard bastard.

      His younger brother not so much.

      And Chicken Kyivs are very nice.

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  23. Surely the war in Ukraine ended when the war in Gaza started. Perusal of the msm would certainly support that observation. Think it’s about time the diplomats started earning their huge salaries by getting Russia and the Ukraine talking as all this military aid is costing us a fucking fortune. Waste of time in Gaza gone too far this time no where to hold a meeting

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  26. A Spitfire and a P51 Mustang flew over this afternoon, while I was doing some work on the Luxury Motorhome.

    Nothing whatsoever to do with this cunting.

    But bloody marvelous.

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  27. Moderation ?

    Fucking Word Press.

    On the blob, twice in one month.

    Not tonight dear.

    Possibly the most disappointing phrase in the English language.

    Get To Fuck.

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    • It was only a labelling gun. He did have a price on his head.

      Hopefully this will dampen down some of the Euros hysteria.

      Morning Jack.

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      • It’s caused major trauma to his hair do.

        ‘ We’re gonna need a better stylist

        I wonder if the shooter was a fully paid up member of the NRA ? 😁

        Morning LL 👍’

      • At the last moment it glinted in the sun and Trump became an orange fog. One of his superpowers.

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