Don’t get me wrong, I’ve met heaps of Ukrainians in the UK who have come from the Donbass and have lost their homes thanks to bombs. Most are superb.
Tonight, tho – me and the wife get a BBQ going. Across the road, they get loud, lairy, decide to have a fight. I go outside and shout “shut the fuck up!” in Russian at 23:00 because, erm, work tomorrow …
… Now they decided I’m the problem for using a “triggering language.”
Nominated by : Cuntis_Cuntis
Smert Shpionam!
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A man of culture I see, CP!
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Only being a bit of a Bond nerd and generlly interested in the vold and space race, nuclear hellscapes etc.
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vold?
Cold War!
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Where’s the link? Or is this just made up shit by a Kremlin apologist?
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Calm down dear, it’s only an anecdote.
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Calming down here, boss. 😀
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I’ve never met a ukulele.
Luckily none of them washed up here.
Oh I feel a bit sorry for them I suppose,…
More sorry for people who get them as neighbours.
What you need to do is put a lifesize cardboard cut out of Vlad Putin in the window and play the Russian national anthem loudly at 5am.
Or go across and discuss. It politely over pickled cabbage and boiled potatoes.
You need to be subtle and gently hint a bit
” When you going back to your own country?”
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We got Ukes as neighbours , good as gold the old dad cant speak any English but we get along very well, and that’s rare praise from a racist old cunt like me. Keep out of our local town this weekend as it will be slippery with jizz and KY cos they’ve got a shame march lots of rainbow flags about.
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I think they must be feeling a bit unwanted. It was only a couple of years ago when Boris was encouraging people to take in a pet Ukrainian refugee, then the shine wore off and people started kicking them out. Then of course October 7th happened and the Palestinians and peaceful orphans are the new shiny playthings for the Left.
Ukraine who?
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I think you should be vetted first before owning a pet ukulele.
You should never feed them after 12pm
Or get them wet apparently.
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In Gremlins 2 there was a lady gremlin:
https://images.app.goo.gl/MH9P88CA3uYvR2dc7
What would happen if Gizmo or another gremlin got her green pussy all excited and wet?
Would a bunch of new gremlins come bursting out of her snatch or what?
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When you get your shed built at the allotment Miserable, better make sure its immo proof. You will have an extended family of Roma in there before you can say “look at my bulging marrow”. Unless you don’t mind being a slum landlord of course.
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God id love to be a slumlord LL!
One of my ambitions.
Anyone I find on the allotment will be pressganged straight into backbreaking servitude.
Any that succumb to exhaustion goes straight in the composter.
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@TTCE
I recommend emailing this question to director Joe Dante. He isn’t up to much these days.
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Evening CP…hey, Phoebe Cates, huh?
https://images.app.goo.gl/D8dZKBUTVNNJBoNv8
Absolutely beautiful.
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I blame the vegan urban hippy types who assume everyone in the world wants the same things out of life, house a few Ukrainians then when the Ukies return from their shopping and bring home pork and chicken, cutting it up in the kitchen to make their own dinner, the vegans can’t cope and a row erupts.
Pure arrogance..
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Starmer has just pledged 3 billion per year, probably hoping it will be over soon 😂
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And Storm shadow missiles for use against targets on Russian soil.
Wonder how the Ivans respond to that?
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I think there has already be a condemnation from the Kremlin.
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Storm shadow bet they are made of fucking cardboard just cost billions.
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You speak Rooskie CC? You a pimp or a sleeper? Doubtless GCHQ have your number. On the subject of Yooks have encountered a number of them on my travels including a woman and her five дети on the cliffs overlooking the Channel. Jeezus she had a breath on her. Talked about her husband in the military over there and wanted to borrow my mobile to ring him. Almost acquiesced thinking a call to a battle zone might break the monotony but declined not wishing to be taken out by a Rooskie drone. Also pointed out that his health and wellbeing might be compromised if they traced the call.
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I do говорить the Russky. Mind you, it’s rusty now as I don’t have the chance to speak it as much as I used to. Enough to hurl a load of abuse over the fence, mind.
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You are Marianna Spring and I claim my free BBC Verify ID and lanyard.
GCHQ will be interested in my spending habits. I bought a bottle of Smirnoff and a bottle of Kraken rum to create a ‘Caspian Sea Monster’ and this was near a couple of strategic sites on the south coast.
Hope they listened in on the resulting antics.
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Another story to be told?
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Just the idea of a ‘Caspian Sea Monster’ near Pompey naval base, although this one was the wrong side of the M27, could be secreted in a Sainsburys carrier bag and went ‘clink’.
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Of course they are ungrateful, they were the cats whiskers until the inbred cousin fuckers started up..
Now it’s all head scarfs and hummus and Weekly support marches..
They need to up their game, cold blooded murder and rape would be a good start..
Just don’t out Putin as a fruit, you won’t get the queers for Palestine on your side that way..
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Of course they are ungrateful, they were the cats whiskers until the inbred cousin fuckers started up..
Now it’s all head scarfs and hummus and Weekly support marches..
They need to up their game, cold blooded murder and rape would be a good start..
Just don’t out Putin as a fruit, you won’t get the quèèrs for Palestine on your side that way..
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Like any sponging 3rd world paƙı, nıĝ-nọg or pooch muncher, Ukranians are about as welcome in this overcrowded country as a strong-minded woman wearing a bacon bra in a mosque.
Fuck them.
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If it’s Jess Phillips let it be a bacon mask.
‘Hello Clarice..’
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It’s a fuckin outrage! 🙄
My heart bleeds for you…
😂
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Kurwa suka blyat!
My Ukrainian and Polish mates, that’s all they say. It’s all I remember.
They do like booze and boxing.
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After 1945 Russia warned the west not to encroach on its borders, this was repeated by Putin , but the EU and NATO ignored these warnings encouraging former east European to join both.
This was always the American plan.
We were warned..
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2008/apr/04/nato.russia
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I remember from when that article was published Bush planned to install a lot on new weapon systems throughout Eastern Europe but Obama scaled it back.
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Could be worse you could have this absolute weapon as your neighbour..
https://x.com/juneslater17/status/1811769196885475655?t=pTNWpTMeIOP4-1EWg0-65g&s=19
Let’s have a round of applause for bob dildo..
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Can you tell me how say it please, asking for a friend of course.
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You say
“Fuck off back to Russia”.
If they say they aren’t russian and that they’re Ukrainian, say
“Not anymore”.
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hahahaha Legend.
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“Poshol nahoy, ukroptsi!”
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Several chums of mine have kindly taken in young single Ukrainian wimmin…and they report that its been quite wonderful,culturally enriching…and their balls have never been so empty.
PS: NATO is a pike of cunt.
Good evening.
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pike ? just fuck off GCHQ
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As we’re (our government) are perpetuating the war I expect they feel fully justified in having a scrap here.
I’m not worried though, after he’s brought the Euro Cup home I expect Sir Keir the undecided will send Lammy over to play the race card and end the war.
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Unlike CC my neighbours adore me.
I have a very cordial relationship with them.
Also all my neighbours are white English.
Not even a welshman to pollute this idyllic arrangement.
These Ukies , are they planning to stay long?
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Until they can go home without being sent too the front lines? I hear the women go back regularly.
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And why are churches still flying Ukrainian flags?
Don’t ever remember them flying the st George’s cross or Union flag?
I’m not a fan of flying other countries flags on our soul.
No Matter if well intended,
If they were so upset about it donate a 4×4 for them or donate tinned food.
Suppose nobody sees that ?
They want to virtue signal.
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Only way they could avoid flying a pride flag for a month?
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Appeasement never works.
The Ukrainians will forever rue the day its government gave up their nuclear weapons in exchange for Russia’s (worthless) pledge to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity and political independence of Ukraine.
Moral of the story: hang onto your nukes for dear life… and NEVER trust the Russians!
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Ukrainians have a long history of cuntitude. Helped Hitler out when he was short staffed on the Jew gassing side of things. Now home to US labs experimenting with biological weapons. Used to enjoy shelling the Donbas. Not so much now, obvs. Entitled cunts too, it seems. Fuck off.
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Most European nations have a long history of cuntitude.
Including our own.
Germany spectacularly so.
Russia certainly has nothing to write home about,
What with its Jewish pogroms in the 19th century
And Stalin’s murderous reign in the 20th.
Fuck them.
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They have had some great boxers.
That’s all I know about them.
Oh and Chicken Kiev’s.
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Very true Mis.
Usyk is a shoe in for the Heavyweight Hall of Fame.
A genius of boxer.
Vitali Klitschko was another seriously hard bastard.
His younger brother not so much.
And Chicken Kyivs are very nice.
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Evening Herman,
Totally agree.
Usyk is brilliant and I liked both the brothers Klitschko.
Only russian I can think of is Valuev.
Remember him?
7ft tall!
Like a monster.
Think he’s a politician or mayor now in Russia.
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Don’t you let Ivan drago hear you say that.. he will break you..
In other news lammy is not making friends on his tour of the world.
https://x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1812166782775591010?t=Wcss2ec_iENyHG8UfsocJA&s=19
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I just has a look at him, monster is on the money. If he gets bored of being a corrupt mayor in Russia he can always be a Bond villain. What a fucking face!
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Plus, the ruskies haven’t forgotten this…!
“Ukraine: Historical Background during the Holocaust” https://www.yadvashem.org/righteous/stories/ukraine-historical-background.html
..
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Surely the war in Ukraine ended when the war in Gaza started. Perusal of the msm would certainly support that observation. Think it’s about time the diplomats started earning their huge salaries by getting Russia and the Ukraine talking as all this military aid is costing us a fucking fortune. Waste of time in Gaza gone too far this time no where to hold a meeting
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Fuck Russia, China, N. Korea and Iran.
Fucking weirdo’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ygsixNsPSc
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Its a scary world Jack.
YouTube
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There’s only one way to deal with those g**k cunts, LL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ_zNUmr8fM
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On a lighter note.
Why can’t we have adverts like this any more ?
When the football’s on.
Or at any time really.
Bring back n*gger !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyuDUVnePsU
Good evening.
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The days when adverts were actually funny and original..
Here is another..
https://youtu.be/dNLFG50uHzU?si=CvaP7erMnGkRnd-L
Evening Jack..
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Fucking hell Baz. It’s a long time since I’ve seen that one.
Good evening.
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A Spitfire and a P51 Mustang flew over this afternoon, while I was doing some work on the Luxury Motorhome.
Nothing whatsoever to do with this cunting.
But bloody marvelous.
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Moderation ?
Fucking Word Press.
On the blob, twice in one month.
Not tonight dear.
Possibly the most disappointing phrase in the English language.
Get To Fuck.
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TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT
HE IS WOUNDED AND LED OFF STAGE
HE IS SAFE, SECURE, AND WILL BE OK
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They’ve tried and failed, to jail him.
So now they try to assassinate him.
The mainstream media, lefty globalist politicians and too manny celebrity nodding dogs to mention, have all fuelled this.
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*too many
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“wow,I didn’t see that coming”,said nobody,ever.
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You and I predicted this weeks ago General. ‘The Swamp’ is desperate.
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Bloke gets shot in country awash with guns.
Who’d have thunk it ? 😁
Good morning.
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It was only a labelling gun. He did have a price on his head.
Hopefully this will dampen down some of the Euros hysteria.
Morning Jack.
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It’s caused major trauma to his hair do.
‘ We’re gonna need a better stylist
I wonder if the shooter was a fully paid up member of the NRA ? 😁
Morning LL 👍’
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At the last moment it glinted in the sun and Trump became an orange fog. One of his superpowers.
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I see Trump just won the election then.
Morning all.
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