Shabana mahmood

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Our new justice Secretary..
Not that we have had any real justice in this country for as long as i can remember..

This genius has a ground breaking plan to stop the total breakdown of law and order by letting everyone out of prison..

Now why didn’t anyone think of that before.

Apparently the best way to stop people looting,smashing windows and setting neighbourhoods on fire… is to let the criminals out that have probably been incarcerated for the crimes above..

Still fuck public safety shabba ranks, I imagine your be safe enough..

I honestly don’t know if the Labour Party are gaslighting us or are that incompetent..

We should have the answer by Christmas..

lbc.co.uk

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

84 thoughts on “Shabana mahmood”

  1. Yup…a great idea. Break the law, and because there’s too many of you, get a suspended sentence or let out early (as if only serving 50% of your sentence for good behaviour isn’t enough already)

    Here’s an idea……..find out WHY there are so many people committing crimes and what you can do about stopping the offences in the first place…….like a police presence. I mean a proper presence as well- not one where the police are ‘getting down with the kids’ and trying to be cool. A presence whereby the police appear smart, but look as if they have an air of authority. That doesn’t mean issuing them with a ‘one size fits all’ ill fitting baggy uniform that looks like something the Italian riot police used to use in the 80’s. No police branded baseball caps…a proper tall tit looks much better. Stop recruiting failed bouncers and stupid women who have something to prove. Bring back a decent entrance exam and bring back the minimum height requirements.

    Ban police officers when in uniform from queuing in mcdonalds for their dinners or having a coffee in costs….always used to be the case. Lose a lot of respect for all this and thats what matters.

    • Oh, and those swarthy illegal foreign types…..when they break the law fuck them off to serve their sentences in their country of origin. Shouldn’t be here in the first place so why the fuck am I paying to house them and they are taking valued prison places away from our home grown shit.

    • There is nothing wrong with having a proper police force that use local cafes.

      It does give them a presence.

      You can always tell the bars in Spain where they have the best coffee.

      A few times a day the Guardia Civil will turn up in numbers.
      Perhaps 6 patrol cars parked outside and at least a dozen officers inside having a coffee.

      They never sit at tables.
      They will have their coffee standing at the bar.
      Some may be outside having a smoke as well.
      They don’t eat, just coffee.

      It’s a powerful thing seeing a dozen or so big, fit, healthy and heavily armed policeman in the same place.
      The women police officers look like they can handle themselves too.

      They command respect and I am one of many people who have been know to pay for their drinks.
      They are always polite and respectful, thanking whoever has paid on their way out.

      They rarely pay for their own coffees as far as I have seen.

      They will only use the best bars.
      They can also shut down anywhere that doesn’t meet hygiene standards.
      It’s part of their job.

      They do not use fast food places, just their choice of bars.

      I can imagine that in the UK you must have a table full of fatties in almost every McDonald’s, filling their faces with cheap, unhealthy burgers.

      I bet that all police cars there smell of kebabs and fish and chips.

      That’s the difference.

    • If you get called away just as you collect the order, does the food get chucked, or do you generally try to wait until your shift ends?

    • Reminds me of a joke from the 70s at school. How do you make a Parki girl pregnant?

      Cum on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

    • They are amusingly hairy. Men with monobrows and creepy chinstrap beards, women with sideburns and taches. The ugliness could be down to the inbreeding.

      • Why do people from Paxtan smell of shit?

        So blind people can hate them too.

  3. Import the Third World,become the Third World.

    To be fair I’d be a fan of some of the summary justice doled out in shitholistan..

    Fuck building prisons for the hordes of feral vermin,shoot the cunts at the scene of the crime or in their cesspit flop houses.

    Leave em where they drop.

    • oh and pakis know as much about “justice” as I know about “racial harmony”..

      Fuck them all.

    • Too right, Tez.

      Nearly 30% of UK prisons are now muslims.

      They infest everywhere. Our hospitals are full of them. But, have most of then paid in? You can bet that they haven’t.. I know the ambulance drivers hate to deal with them. The cunts refuse to use the seatbelt, they eat smelly shit inside the wagon, they fart with impunity and without a thought (even with ladies present), they have that Bollywood cack blaring out. And if you find one of the cunts that speaks English (even though they’ve been here for two, three or four decades), it’s nothing short of a miracle.

      • Hope you are well Norman.

        The dirty cunts need the Manchester Airport Treatment.

        Learn them a touch of manners.

      • Manchester Airport treatment for shit and giggles, Auschwitz for a more ‘final’ solution?

      • I wonder if Alex Belfield will be one of those that is released early? You know, that evil bastard who terrorised Jeremy Vine by stalking him ( although the offender never went near him physically , it was done by email) but strangely he is not even being moved to a lower category prison, which would be usual for a prisoner with his particular record.

      • Been iin hospital for five days this week. Tez.
        An angioplasty. They put a microscopic balloon in your vein and then blow it up. Fucking hurts and all.

        The usual Dakis in the ward, but thank God I got my own roo,/

      • I had that done last year Norman, I asked the surgeon what kind of pressure they used to blow the balloon up. Fucking 20 bars nearly 300 psi.

  4. The plain fact is that Kweer Rodney, in common with the rest of his ramshackle team are amateurs, and not very competent ones. For a serial virtual signaller like Blair’s dummy, who used his opening remarks as PM in Parliament to say how delighted he was there were so many Kweers on his benches, it is more important that you are BAME, lezzie or a poofter, than to have any experience or knowledge of your brief.

    A very good example of that is Streeting – what does he know about the NHS apart from being a regular at the clap clinic. He was a leader of the National Union of Students and his work experience has reduced since then. Lots of lovely money for doing fuck all to earn it – that’s politics for you.

  5. Driving and politics.

    Two things ethnics can’t do.

    That’s not born of racism.
    Just scientific fact.

    The Tories are fighting for who’s going to be the leader,
    And James Cleverly has thrown his hat in the ring!!!

    Not a fuckin change.
    He looks like something Charles Darwin drew on the evolution of man.
    Somewhere in the middle,
    The missing link.
    Homo Westminsterous.

    And Kemi Badenough .
    Predator at Specsavers.

    No way would they get my vote.

    Fuck right off

    • The tory leadership race?

      Having seen the candidates i’d say none, thanks.

      Thought local lass Suella was defecting to Reform anyway?

      The tories should just form a party with the Limp Dims and call themselves the ‘centrist cucks’.

    • I think Shabanas finances should be looked into.

      She’s only a month in the job but her type don’t hang about when it comes to dipping into the moneypot.

      Same with those Gupta post office masters.
      Yes it was all a miscarriage of justice.
      Yes the system was faulty.
      Yes Paula vennels is a awful cunt.

      But…..
      I don’t believe the Ramjam ones weren’t on the rob.
      Probably selling out of date mars bars too.

      • Leaving pallets of Rubicon and Yazoo all over the fucking shop floor, no doubt.

      • same conclusion. Minor faults on Horizon did not explain the amounts missing. A bloody good proportion were hands the tills but the investigation was so hopelessly inept, one sided and biased that they all have to walk.

      • Quite right FatJon!

        Pockets in the pyjamas bulging with £20 notes and 1st class stamps.

      • Wonder why you haven’t got your Christmas fiver from nanna Miserable for years Mis?

        Robbed by the peaceful postmasters.

      • Bet that’s true LL.

        Childrens birthday cards all torn on the Post office floor.

        My poor gran emptied one of those plastic charity box’s of a little girl wearing calipers to get me that fiver too.

      • When my wife was researching her family history she sent off for a copy of the births, deaths and marriages records for Market Drayton in the 16th century. They were on a CD which was nicked in the post. I wonder if the postie enjoyed the music.

    • New Justice Secretary? – WTF??
      Shabana Mahmood???
      Welcome to 21C Britain !!!!!!!!!

      • I bet Kweer envies Mandy that “canvassing” day when Mandy took 16 year old Wessy out – even at 16 you could see he was as bent as a nine bob note. I bet Starmer is thinking it should have been me with the Haribo

  8. Makes sense.
    After all prison is primarily given out as a punishment only for exceptionally minor offences.

    • stupid p@ki would give the scumbags arrested at Manchester airport knighthoods and compensation, what they really need is a short rope and a long drop, inbred bastards

      • The first one that needs to be locked up is their fucking, trouble making, lawyer.

  9. I’m all for it.

    The quicker the country descends into mayhem the sooner we get a proper government. It will only affect dumps, not proper places like the national park where I live.

    All hail Shabba Moo’, the crypto-accelerationist!

    (It’s anybody’s guess why there’s a crisis in our prison system, with only 700 msle places left?
    Nothing to do with the English channel whatsoever…)

    • In 2007 under b.liars reign there were only 300 prison places left, but nobody talks about that…….

  10. Imagine how much better this country would be if we could simply remove every single one of these dirty filthy inbred bastards.

    And then move on to removing those other rabble rousing criminal good for nothing cunts.

    “Diversity is our Strength” has to be the biggest pile of bullshit in the entire history of the English language.

    • While I agree entirely Herman lots of people actually thought that polluting your indigenous population with 3rd world scum DID make us stronger.

      Gullible as fuck.

      Cancer makes you run faster
      Amputation helps baldness
      Poison is full of vitamins
      FFS.

      • Don’t know if the majority ever thought that. The media and politicians and the education system told us most people believe it. Everyone is too scared to say what they really think.

  11. A couple of positive points about Shabs.

    1) she upset Owen Jones and professionsl perverts over comments sayins rwgarding limiting LGBT indoctrination in schools.

    2) She supports the biological fact of sex being immutable.

  13. Diversity my arse. (No not the fucking pop group) equally shit idea.
    I like a decent curry as much as the next sandwög and quite partial to jerk chiggun too but there my multicultural attempts end.
    Leave your recipe in the visitors book then fuck off back whence you came.

    • I don’t even go that far Scunny.

      Me putting pepper on my Sunday roast is as close to ethnic dining as I care to get.

  14. Just turned on the box.

    Olympics opening ceremony shite.

    I have never seen so many cunts in one place before. 🙁

      • While there is some question about which nation will win the overall Olympic medal count, in keeping with their national tradition the French are the odds on favorites to walk away with the most forfeitures.

    • It’s a bizarre spectacle for sure.

      I hoped the Iranian and Pakistain boats would sink or catch afire but no luck.

      Silly French cunts.

    • As Marvin, the depressed robot with a brain the size of a planet would say:
      “Absolutely ghastly.”

  15. I don’t know anything about Showmama Manhood but I know a fair bit of history.

    This is right out of the (Neo)Marxist playbook for destroying society and its values.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/Jailbirds-of-Kerensky

    Adding this to the waves of Shitholian replacements invading your fair shores is a recipe for fucking disaster.

    Diversity is your downfall.

    I hate Wiki-fucking-pedia but it was the shortest most concise explanation I could find.

    MAGA
    MEGA

    • Goddammit!

      The Bolshevik Minister of Justice, Alexander Kerensky released about 100,000 hardcore criminals from Russian jails during the Russian Revolution.

      It created a chaotic, lawless environment and aided in the destruction of traditional Russian society.

      Google “Jailbirds of Kerensky” if you want to learn more.

  16. Incarceration should not be a punishment but only what you are while awaiting your punishment.
    Caning, lashes, castration, horrible death, hefty fines, hard labor in the mines, or branding the forehead with “I am a vandal” are some ideas I have. No prisons for inmates. Fuck that stupid shit.
    Once found guilty and any appeals are done, they get marched from the courtroom to the place where they receive their punishment and it’s live streamed on X.

  18. The Bangladesh Olympic team sailing up the Seine before.

    Where’s a torpedo happy U-boat when you need one?

  19. O/T, but I hate it when online news sheets put up a pay wall.

    If anyone can advise me how to fuck them off without

    A. Paying
    B. Bombing their head office.

    I’d be grateful ( calm down, Mis, the antique wooden button collection is yours)

    If I have ever attached a link hidden behind a pay wall, I apologise most sincerely.

    • Try this:

      https://12ft.io/

      it used to work really well, recently it’s a bit hit and miss.

      Just copy the link for the site you want to read and paste it into the box on the home page.

  22. All those ethnic cunts on boats in France, fuck me, how far.do you think they’re going

  25. Tories: We have allowed in shitloads of Third-world sk-uum. If they commit crime, we wil imprison them. We truly are the shittest cunts ever in Parliament.

    Labour: Hold my beer.

  29. Will the non “violent” kiddie diddlers and other pervs be let out? Silly question really obviously uncle Abdul and dirty Peter will be released back into the wild. What a blessing to us all. There is not a word that describes this cuntishness. But a few do, build more bloody prisons.

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