An ever-so-gentle nursery cunting for 22 year old Labour M.P (what else!) Sam Carling, a funny haired little geek, who was born in April 2002. His youth does not in any way shrink his big head. The one thing he doesn’t lack is self confidence. He claims, as he minces the mean streets of Cambridgeshire that he has “the skills and experience(!) to run a campaign for change”. Well, to be fair, he DID save local bus services.
Seriously how can a kid still in education (“uni” of course) have the life skills to be a politician, or anything rather than a washer-up at Nandos. Do you want fries with that?
I suspect life will not be very kind at Westminster – Keir Mather the previous baby of the house will be furious, now old man Streeting will scratch his eyes out (nobody loves a fairy when he’s 40), but I am sure Mandy will be delighted to take him in hand, and no doubt Bryant will give him spiritual replenishment. And possibly a bumming.
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Sam insists people in their 20’s are just as ‘capable as anyone else’ to be an MP. I think that says more about the vast majority of MP’s own/lack of competence than it does about anyone in their 20’s.
Most of the cunters on here are probably older than Sam Carlsberg’s majority of just 39 votes.
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The bogs of Westminster are going to be busy with all the bummers. Shame they put VAT on private school fees – where will the soggy biscuit training come from?
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Thinking the same thing rubber rings all round owwwh
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I knew I recognised this creature from some where.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/beavisandbutthead/images/9/93/Beavis-1.png/revision/latest?cb=20120108001944
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I should have checked the first page before posting that….. I guess I’m not guilty of original thought on this one because it’s so in-your-face obvious.
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He reminds me of Beaker from the muppets
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This guy is why schools should bring back bullying. No geek kid back in the 90’s would’ve rocked up to school with a barnet like that because it would take ages to dry out the toilet water.
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No stranger to being called briefcase wanker either, TITS.
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Adam Woodyatt went to my school and was mercilessly bullied – he’s still a cunt. I still remember his little face looking up as the sixth formers kicked him into a scaffolders cage and gobbed on him. Happy days.
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TiTS the bullying hasn’t gone away.
It takes different forms.
Funny thing is some of the kids doing the bullying wouldn’t have lasted 5 mins at my old school. I don’t know how the fuck I wasn’t brawling nearly every week.
In contrast some of them are absolute sociopaths who try to force kids with severe nut allergies into eating nuts.
But naaaaah must be because they’re victims and come from troubled backgrounds.
If you believe that load of 💩 that is.
I don’t.
Some of them are little turds.
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Definitely get called Sammy Fivehead at my old school. Any attempt at styling it into the clasic 90s hair curtains would leave him looking like Rocky Dennis.
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No wonder the country is fucked with cunts of this ilk are running it
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The Civil Service run this country.
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As others have said, at this cunt’s tender age he knows shit about shit, so why does he think he’s worldly wise enough to grasp the concerns of others and fully understand the responsibility and accountability of the position he now finds himself in?
Think back to when you were that age. Don’t know about the girls, but the boys were all about themselves, going out a lot, having a few (or several drinks) and chasing punani. The last thing on our minds was how can we best represent and deal with the concerns of those in our communities. FFS.
The only exception I can think of is someone coming out of the military. They’d have a world view, sense of responsibility, team work ethic and a moral compass most of us couldn’t grasp.
Goofy haired, gurning, know nothing twat. Fall down a well.
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Certainly when I was 22 I thought 40 was elderly. Now I am long past that age I realise what an idiot I was, but I think most of us are like that. You think you know it all,l it is only past retirement I realised I really knew fuck all about most things, and I still don’t think I would make a good MP because of that. At 22 I was in the RN and reminded every day of what an ignorant cunt I was – I suppose everybody has always told Master Carling what a clever boy he is.
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He must be neutered. I used to think about women’s tits, arses and fannies all day at his age.
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This is why birth control should be a priority. What a mongol looking cunt.
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Send him to Leeds, I’m sure the Romanian cunts who are throwing children out of bedroom windows will listen to his wise words..!
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Fuckin Ugly Bomb Head.!
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