Hajj – or whatever religious equivalent is applicable.
With amusing regularity, this seems to happen every time a few million cretinous zealots simultaneously try to reach some shit-hole to do whatever the fuck it is they think they need to do when a tract of their religious fairy story instructs them that`s what they should do, on a regular basis.
Here`s a recent example …
It seems to me your `God` is trying to tell you something.
You mental cunts.
And long may it continue!
Nominated by: Sam Beau
I think of it like this –
If a woman is crying, her kids dying in hospital,
” Do you think he’ll go to heaven?”
What do I say?
Don’t be stupid you superstitious twat! There is no God!
I wouldn’t do that.
A young soldier dying on a battlefield, his intestine pooling around his feet.
He’s crying, scared.
” Will you pray with me?”
Do I tell him he’s foolish?
No.
I indulge him.
I’m not a fuckin monster.
How does it harm me?
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Weirdly, it was seeing my brothers mother in-law, a lovely kind woman, in the hospital being ravaged by a ferocious form of blood cancer, that convinced my own mum there isn’t a God, because if there is, It is deeply malevolent.
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Confirmation of the original lottery-winning rapist, as alluded-to previously ; …. A £7.2 Million win, no less, for convicted rapist Iorworth Hoare .. a million quid per conviction .. with a ticket he bought while swanning about on day release.
“Mysterious ways”, indeed …
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_yorkshire/4398815.stm
Now. I know that(and countless countless (not a typo) parallel tales) might be be described by some as a simplistic way to come to a conclusion on an eternal creator/overseer and it’s cuntishness, but any and all of the arguments ‘for’ the cunt, .. are about as simplistic as you could imagine. More or less the following line in some form or other.
“It just is. So there.”
Spine-tingling stuff, or what?
Look at the current state of humanity. It’s fucked, and a fucking mess. You’d be fired if keeping it in line or safe was your job. Therefore I hereby declare… Imaginary (OR real), whichever one you (have been made)think created the universe, and remains in ‘charge’ of things … god(s) is a/are cunts. And come to think of it – by definition, – NEVERENDING cunts.
Sounds right to me. And I’m sick of seeing it or them (!) get a free pass for all things awful, with unquestioning unadulterated praise for anything with a hint of positive about it.
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We need to get back to basics.
Back to burning cunts at the stake if they don’t believe that wine turns to blood when a priest prays over it. Or that the earth sits immovably at the centre of the universe.
Back to whipping cunts and slitting their noses for having sex outside of marriage.
Preach that masturbation is worse than rape, cos at least rape can result in pregnancy.
Yea!
Gimme dat ole time religion
Gimme dat ole time religion
Dat ole time religion
Is good enough for me.
Ah… it’s good enough for you!
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Rufftuff creampuff posted something similar on the topic of religion.
Almost word for word exactly that!
Isn’t that weird?
Act of God maybe? 🤔
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RTC was alright.
I reckon he’s now returned to he Village, and is playing cards with Number 2.
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Why is it everyone’s dead parents are in heaven?
I mean you never hear anyone say…
I can just imagine my dear old dad smiling up at me from his tormented inferno.
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.. and how about the following scenario … two childhood sweethearts marry at 18, .. inseparable for the next 25 years, one dies early 40’s. Off to heaven, of course.
Surviving spouse doesn’t PLAN to, .. but meets someone new after a year or two. They marry. 30 years together ensues. Then they both die from – let’s say a falling rotten branch through the windscreen..(the almighty lord works in mysterious ways!)
Everlasting menage-a-troi in the clouds, or a spouse-sharing week-on, week-off arrangement, or what?
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I’m sure, if it exists, my paternal grandad went to hell. Not for his Hitler Worship, but because he was a.nasty cunt to his family and people in general.
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Family annihilator cunt of cunts chris watts (wife, unborn child, 2 young daughters strangled/murdered to make way for life with new gash) has ‘found god’ in prison, and confessed his sins to a priest.
That cleans HIS slate, according to the good book.
Heaven awaits for the cunt.
Wonder if he’ll drop in on the missus and kids. Oh wait, not the unborn one. No baptism you see .. THAT little ‘un languishes in purgatory for eternity.
Hey! .. I didn’t make the rules… 🤪
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You want real religion may I humbly suggest the “Westboro Baptist Church” makes the peacefuls look heathen hang on they are, silly me.
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