KEVIN CRAIG (WOULD-BE M.P)

 
A red (faced) cunting for this Starmer wannabe who has at least shown he is as venal as the Conservatives, by betting against himself to lose the election in Suffolk next week:

The usual nonsense on his website about his “charity” work, his love of children (now then, now then, as it happens) how he became a Covid vacinattor via St Johns Ambulance brigade – his poverty stricken childhood (just like Kweer), the poor old drudge his dad was (just like Kweer) his mum was a nurse (just like – well, you get the picture). Another oily bottom feeder (just like Mandy).

A self serving cunt of the highest order – but at least he proves that regardless of party, they are at heart a group of greedy bastards, who know as much about real life as Hyacinth Bucket.

But every cloud has a silver lining – he will win his bet – that will recoup some of that “donation” he so generously gave.

Open Democracy

Nominated by W.C.Boggs.

75 thoughts on “KEVIN CRAIG (WOULD-BE M.P)

  1. Fucking hell I knew Rodney let jimmy Savile off the hook,but representing Jeffrey Epstein is a bit much..

    Must of been helping mandy mandelson out of a scrape..

  2. Wonder how long it will be until the MSM start printing every negative story they can about the Labour government? I’m guessing never.

    The level of shock in the media when Biden was his usual doddery old senile cunt after the presidential debate was as hilarious as it was hypocritical. No one in the MSM had a clue the Biden was not fully with it until he faced Trump in that debate.

    Similarly the Labour Party was more anti semitic that the NSDP according to the media until they got rid of magic grandpa and put the golden boy in his place. Now the Labour Party is so pro Jewish they have to hide it behind Palestine flags.

    Even if they tank the economy next week and open the borders to everyone the media will say fuck all.

    • I wonder exactly how much footage of Biden falling up stairs, sniffing people inappropriately, farting, falling asleep and babbling it will take to get rid of him?

      Will it be when Biden spews Hawaiian Rain out of his arse so badly it sprays the entire host of leftie journalists in the auditorium? Will it take that much, will it? Or will they palm that off ‘as a cold’ or ‘a bad day’ as well?

  3. Fucking hell, a white male Liebour candidate. How the fuck did he get through the selection process?! Must take it up the arse at the very least?

  4. It’s been like a right wing question time on ISAC today..

    Worthless leftie scum taking a good kicking..

    Roll on two years and we can hopefully do it for real..

  5. Interesting that in the article the name of Wes Streeting crops up yet again. He has been in bed with many private health companies for money for a couple of years now. Whether on all fours with his arse in the air, we know not, but there is nothing that little poofter wouldn’t do for money, yet he is one of the most self righteous of the Keir Queers.

  6. Ive seen him on GB News. He’s an insufferable prick.

    Another female panellist said ‘ you are vile’ after being particularly ofious during one discussion.

    Glad he’s been exposed as a corrupt cunt as well.

  7. I’ve seen him on GB news too.
    As a guest on Michelle Dewbury.

    He’s a right smug little twat.
    Can’t stand the bloke.

    He’s like one of those lefty teachers who tries to befriend the kids they’re supposedly teaching.

    He a patronising twat and his heads all out of proportion.
    Fuck him

  8. Betting against yourself is the ultimate in lacking self confidence.

    I’d be ashamed.

    Basically admitting he’s rubbish and not the best man for the job.

  9. When you think about it, its utterly bizarre. Why would you donate £100,000 to the Labour Party to help grease the wheels in becoming a candidate, only to bet on yourself to lose?

  10. Kevin as well as being a bucktoothed patronising twat is Labour through and through.

    He loves Kier Stormer and supports any lefty point of view.

    Obviously not when it comes to gambling.
    Firmly in the Al Capone camp when he’s in a bookies.

    Fuckin capitalist.😁

    • Ps
      Just been an voted.
      Reform.

      The bird on the desk said
      ” Oh I like your t-shirt!”

      Clearly a lady of sophisticated tastes like myself.
      The t-shirt said in big letters

      LED BLOODY ZEPPELIN THAT’S WHO!!

      Timeless👍

      • I’d have voted Reform, but they didn’t field a candidate.

        The alternative was 6 school children or Clive Betts. I’ll say Clive hasn’t exactly set the world on fire, but he’s been steady and consistent, does his Surgery regularly, so in the absence of a Reform candidate, I voted for Clive.

        I’ll remind fellow Cunter that I voted for the man, not his rosette.

  11. Dear ThomasTheCuntEngine, if you’re around, can you post one of your special pix to cheer me up please? Thanx💋

      • Are you watching your VHS reruns of Maureen from ‘Driving School’, MNC?

      • Hehehe yeah😂

        Did she ever pass her test?

        Some people are just not suited to being behind the wheel of a motor vehicle eh Thomas?

        Like the whole of china, Africa and the middle east.

      • How many times have you been forced to deny you are Gavin Plumb, Cunt Engine?

      • LL, how dare you….
        …compare me to Gavin Plumb!
        If I’d planned to kidnap Holly Willoughby, it would be engineered with such utter precision that it’d be like she vanished into thin air and not a molecule of her would ever be seen again.
        Apart from her DNA in my poo after I’d eaten the tastiest, juiciest morsels (after scraping the jizz out first, of course).

  12. Owen and Greta, hope she likes it up the arse. If the my have twins they would be called Groaner and Grunter.

  13. They both look like someone’s made them a brew, and asked

    “Would you like a Garibaldi with that?”

    Unsure how to respond, like a pair of meercats!

  14. Don’t worry cunters, it’s all about Kate, the daytime TV presenter. Not this cunt.

    Kate Garroway reveals in Waily Fail on-line that the only polling card she received was for her dead husband Derek Draper.

    Fuck me with a brush, does this harridan ever stop from seeking the limelight and exploiting her dead spouse. Even in death she’s cashing in.

    I’d post a link to the non-story but I’m technically illiterate,

    Anyhow when Dame Kweers lot get their hands on power later, I suspect this site as a last bastion of free speech will be soon cancelled.

    So if so, it’s been a pleasure one and all… so long and thanks for all the cunts.

    • Pleasure was all mine Leo. I strongly suspect there are a couple of characters on here that are not what they, bit of entrapment going on, for later use.

      • I remember the good old days of the Internet, not that long ago, when you could say whatever the fuck you wanted, without getting shadow banned, deleted, investigated, etc.

        ahh, the good old days. Nigger.

      • Good to see you back Jack, we were just about to launch a half-hearted GoFundMe appeal to track you down.

      • I like your thinking Jack. With Starmer imminent at No 10 I contacted Dick Fiddlers Jewish accountant and have been creative with my modest assets.

    • @LL. Yes, the prospects aren’t looking good. We’ll get taxed to death, whoever gets in.

      I’m in a bit of a quandary with some assets, whether to offload or wait and see.

      I’ve been a bit preoccupied lately.

      Me and Ethel were on the receiving end of a vicious and unprovoked attack.

      Masked home invaders ?……..no.

      Violent street muggers ?………no.

      Fucking HMRC.

      As soon as I became an OAP ( Old And Putrid ), they started taxing me old occupational pension, that I’ve been drawing for the last six years.

      The cunts.

      Therefore, I have been carrying out waves of punitive, retaliatory strikes, to ensure our security.

      These will continue for as long as necessary.

      I may be an OAP ( Old And Putrid ).

      But I’ve still got loads of tools and machinery.

      You mention old Dirty Dick.

      We were up in The Fiddler Lands for a week.

      Thought we’d visit early.

      Before Old Bale Wrap And Tyre Burning Season started.

      Most enjoyable.

      Good luck hanging on to your assets.

      ” Socialists to the South – West. Thousands of ’em ”

      Stand to !!

      Why us ?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C46aFAmBOfY

      • Jack.

        I’ve a “State Pension”, like I didn’t make fucking involuntary contributions toward it, all my working life, as if it’s a “grace and favour” payment.

        Then I have private pensions, that I’m taxed on.

        What the fuckety fuck do they expect pensioners to keep on paying for?

    • @JP. Pensioners pay out a fortune via various taxes. One of the most odious being inheritance tax. Which is essentially government sponsored grave robbing.

      My old man was 88 when he died and he was still a fucking tax payer. Had to sell his house to pay his care home fees.

      He worked all his life and played by the rules and was arse fucked by the State.

      Fuck the State.

      I hope Sir Nigel becomes an MP.

      He’ll be a constant thorn in the side of the government. 👍

      They’ll be sick to the back teeth of him. 😁

  15. OT, and my apologies, Mr. Boggs.

    I’m watching Judge Judy, background noise mainly.

    But she’s just come out with an absolute pearler!

    ” This ( court) is not a Democracy, it’s a Monarchy!”

    She makes me laugh, so much.
    I live by the mantra, WWJJD?

  16. I always like to think of some voter, who’s vote would be crucial, unable to vote because their xxx Council cut funding for public transport services, and they arrived at 22:01, at the polling station.

    Suckdick, I’m looking at you.

  17. Deputy prime minister / ex shop steward.

    The unions will be creaming themselves.
    %35 pay rise all round then.
    Happy days….

    Hold onto your arses, its going to get taxed to death…☠️

  18. Starmers like a front man for the mafia, looks good to the sheeple and is devoid of any perceptible personality because he’s a drone, a political android under the control of the globalists.

    Behind him are the henchmen, ready to empty our bank accounts. Identity politics is now going to hit warp speed and if they don’t like something you say online they will invent new laws to punish you with.

    Labour at its core is all about the state and the individual is the enemy of the state.

    Fuck you Labour.

  19. This morning Angie Rayner is looking for a long, hard, brutal shag to celebrate. No good looking at her fellow cabinet colleagues as most of them are fucking poofters.

    Two good results though both man-in-drag Thangham Debbonaire and flabby faced poofy voiced Jonathan Ashworth havde lost their seats – og and Claudia Webbe has lost Leicester East and so have Labour – the former home of Keith Vaz.

    That said, I am feeling fucking sick this morning. 5 years of the Nasal Knight, Blair Mandy and Campbell.

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